Jiang Fengyuhuo vs Ugly Mian [Entertainment]

"Li Wu's live adventure, Li Wu is taking everyone on an adventure, good evening to our viewers and friends at the scene and in front of the TV, everyone is welcome to watch today's Li Wu's adventure on time!"

After the familiar opening remarks and the melody of the music, the long-arm camera slowly swept across the magnificent semi-circular auditorium accompanied by cheers like mountains and tsunami. tower.

The host, Li Wu, showed the most cordial and bright smiles of the audience: "We will see you every Monday night, and it is time for our big adventure again in a blink of an eye. The two guests who are invited to the scene today, one of them must have been seen by the audience." Very familiar, applause to welcome our Jade Dragon Award new Best Actor - Yu Huo!"

The camera turned to Yu Huo, Yu Huo stood up and greeted the audience: "Good evening, everyone." Immediately, there was a wave of deafening screams and cheers at the scene. Fans raised their hands high and waved desperately at the embers: "Squad leader is so handsome! Squad leader, I love you! A single spark can start a prairie fire, and the torch will stay with you forever!!"

"Ouch," Li Wu gestured to cover his ears, and then waved his hand towards the audience, "Yu Huo is a regular customer, let's make up our minds, the program team has limited funds, no matter how loud you shout, you won't be added Salary."

"Hahahaha..." There was a burst of laughter at the scene.

"Besides Yu Huo, although it is the first time for another guest to come to our show, everyone is probably very familiar with it, right? Applause welcomes another Jade Dragon Award new best actor——Zhao Zimo!"

The same enthusiastic cheers that almost broke through the roof.

Li Wu nodded seriously: "Well, today's audience are all full of food, and each one is fuller than the other."

After the laughter, Li Wu first turned to Yu Huo: "Is this the third time for Yu Huo to come to our show?"

Yu Huo nodded: "Yes."

"Do you feel any different?"

"No, the audiences are all equally enthusiastic, and the hosts are all equally handsome."

"Hahahaha..." The audience laughed.

Li Wu looked at Zhao Zimo who was standing next to Yu Huo: "Look, look at this art of speaking, you know why our program group is willing to invite Yu Huo to be our guest many times."

Zhao Zimo adjusted the headset: "I feel different from Xiao Yu'er, I just think you are becoming more handsome every week, Brother Wu, and you are more handsome in real life than on TV."

Li Wu immediately turned around and shouted to the backstage: "Director! I will invite Zimo over for the next episode! Arrange!"

"Hahahahahaha..."

Li Wu continued his conversation with Yu Huo in a serious manner: "Yu Huo came to our show three times, it seems that every time there is big news, doesn't it? Come, let everyone review." The big screen behind the studio began to play Yu Huo's first two Excerpts from the first time I participated in the program:

"The first time I came here was when I participated in "Blood Clang" and went abroad to shoot a scene. I encountered a gang of robbers. The crew was kidnapped and taken as hostages. Outstanding, won the third-class merit medal by the military, right?"

"The second time I came, I just finished broadcasting Yu Huo's first reality show called "Run, Wanted". Do you remember? Huo and Ms. Bao Baohua are partners in the reality show. The two of them were originally "wanted criminals" in the show. Unexpectedly, they caught a real wanted criminal during their escape. Later, they were publicly praised by the police and received more The 100 million bounty that Huo Xin is thinking about. How do you say that, life is like a drama, there is no NG, what is a wanted criminal, in the eyes of our squad leader Yu, they are all sent money to the children in the orphanage!"

Laughter erupted in the audience.

Li Wu corrected his expression: "That episode of the program has a special meaning for many viewers, especially the fans of Yu Huo. Because in that episode of the program, we also restored a shocking truth and revealed a The murderer's cold-bloodedness and cruelty hidden under the false mask, and more importantly, the real victim's innocence.

After that episode, there was a lot of discussion about cyber violence, about lies and rumors that cost almost nothing, about how fans should pursue stars rationally, about how much harm manipulated public opinion can do to the parties... Everyone discussed a lot, and about the big adventure As far as the program is concerned, it can prompt everyone to have such discussions, which is the greatest significance of our program. "

As soon as the voice fell, the scene immediately burst into thunderous applause.

Li Wu's expression relaxed, and he returned to the relaxed look of laughing and scolding: "I'm sorry to suddenly be sensational, come on, let's get back to the topic: today is Yu Huo's third time as a guest on the big adventure show, and there is also big news. Apart from winning the Jade Dragon Award for best actor, what else is there?"

Li Wu put his hands next to his ears and turned to the auditorium. As expected, his uniform reply sounded like thunder: "Get married!!!!"

"Yes! Our squad leader Yu is married!" Li Wu asked Yu Huo, "Let me confirm again for the audience friends: You are married, right?"

Yu Huo smiled and nodded, the camera gave a close-up of the ring on his right hand: "Yes."

"Originally, as soon as the results of the Yulong Awards came out, I was going to congratulate you two: Double Best Actors, this is an unprecedented event, right?" The two of you disappeared after the end, Zimo was better off, Yu Huo dropped a big bomb when he delivered his award acceptance speech, suddenly announced that he was engaged, and then disappeared for two months, and when he reappeared, he threw a bomb The next bigger bomb, okay, just announce the marriage. From the beginning to the end, it was completely concealed, tsk tsk, your monitor is really a big deal."

"Hahahahaha..." There were bursts of laughter in the audience.

Li Wu looked at Yu Huo: "But you are very unfriendly to us melon-eating people like this, and have you considered the feelings of social media technical staff? Come, let's take a look, the shouts and wailing from the technical guys— —”

A Weibo is displayed on the big screen:

"Fifth time! The background program has been paralyzed by the same person for the fifth time! Actor Yu, I beg you to stop the supernatural powers, or at least give a notice before zooming in. Pity my hair!"

The picture below is an emoticon pack of an orange cat, with dark eye circles like ghosts still forced to laugh: I am not sleepy.

The release time was exactly three days ago after Yu Huo ended her honeymoon and announced at the airport that she was married.

"Hahahahaha..." There was a burst of laughter at the scene.

Yu Huo also smiled: "Sorry for causing trouble to everyone."

Li Wu turned to look at Zhao Zimo: "Yu Huo disappeared for two months to get married, so why did you disappear for two months?"

Zhao Zimo took it for granted: "I'm going to the wedding."

Li Wu choked: It seems reasonable.Then he pretended to brush off his sleeves twice, and sighed jokingly: "Oh, I didn't get to attend the wedding, and I don't even know where the wedding was held. It seems that I still don't have enough friendship."

Zhao Zimo immediately answered: "Brother Wu misunderstood, Xiao Yuer invites guests for marriage not according to the depth of friendship, but according to the strength of the family. He plans to hold two drinks, one abroad and one in China, because there is no money for family members abroad." This is the custom, so divide the people who want to invite into two groups, invite those who are poor like me and have no money to go abroad, and those who are rich like you and have a lot of money, hehe, then you have to stay in China to run wine when."

This explanation can not only resolve Li Wu's "difficulty", but also let the audience hear that it is an obvious joke, and it can also echo the stalk of "Yu Huo only has small money in his eyes". A wave of laughter erupted in the audience.

"Oh Huo, this is treating me like a little fat sheep." Li Wu pretended to be wronged, but there was some appreciation in his eyes: "But how do you know Yu Huo's little abacus?"

Zhao Zimo was serious: "I'm the best man, and I can get the share."

"Hahahahahaha..."

After the laughter, Li Wu continued: "Although I was too rich to attend Yu Huo's wedding abroad, I got two exclusive photos about the wedding. Do you want to see it?"

The audience almost went crazy: "Think!!!!"

The large screen behind the studio lit up, showing two photos in sequence:

One is the cover of the wedding invitation letter, which is the color pencil drawing drawn by Li Xiao himself. The two villains stood together hand in hand, and immediately harvested a lot of girls' hearts.

The second picture shows Yu Huo and Jiang Feng standing opposite each other, standing on the church platform.Both of them are wearing white suits with different shades that echo each other. One is gentle and handsome like jade, and the other is tall, mighty and handsome. The sun shines on them through the stained glass on the dome, and the beauty and romance are like a dream.In those two pairs of eyes looking at each other, there is happiness and affection that cannot be concealed at all.

Gasps, screams, and exclamations came one after another, and the fans blushed and held their hearts together, wandering in the sweet pink bubbles and almost fainting with excitement.

"Does it look good?" Li Wu asked.

"nice!!!!"

"Like it?"

"like!!!!"

"Heh," Li Wu sneered, "This is the sour smell of love. I've decided that the share price will be reduced by half!"

"Hahahahaha..."

Li Wu looked at Yu Huo: "We all know now that Yu Huo and Major General Jiang are a couple. The Internet is very curious about how the two of you saw each other and finally got married. Guess, since we 'inadvertently' talked about this topic today, would you like to share with you the sweet love experience between you and Major General Jiang?"

There was a hoarse scream from the auditorium: "Yes!!!!"

Li Wu waved his hand: "Don't make trouble, I didn't ask you." He continued to look at Yu Huo: "There is no need to share it in detail, I will ask a few questions, if you don't want to answer, we can skip it, how about it?"

Yu Huo nodded: "Okay."

"That's it, the first question:" A needle could be heard in the huge studio, and all the audience concentrated on pricking up their ears: "Did you and Major General Jiang know each other in the original training camp?"

"Yes."

"What was your first impression of him?"

"Strong, very strong. Very powerful."

"We once broadcast a video about the training camp. Yu Huo, you performed exceptionally well in the training, so Major General Jiang made you the squad leader, right?"

"Correct."

"Do you think he has secretly liked you since then?"

Yu Huo's ears turned red: "I don't know about this."

"That's right. Only Major General Jiang himself knows about this kind of thing." Li Wu nodded, "You think Major General Jiang is very powerful, right? Has this impression ever been shaken? after?"

"Hahahaha..." Laughter came from the audience.

Yu Huo shook his head: "My martial arts methods are quite special, completely different from his. In fact, I took advantage of the duel. Moreover, his strength is not in melee combat. If he used his full strength at that time, I would not be him. opponent." At that time, his kung fu was just at the first level, and he couldn't dodge the bullets of the sniper rifle at all, but it would be quite different now.

"Anyway, both of you are very good. No wonder netizens said: If you don't fight, you don't know each other, and you two don't love each other, so don't blame me for not being able to find a partner. I have to learn martial arts first, right?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Li Wu continued: "There should be no doubt that it was Major General Jiang who took the initiative to pursue you. Netizens all speculated that when you participated in the filming of "Blood Clank", Major General Jiang also went to the crew to take up a position as a technical director. Create a chance to get along with you, do you think so?"

Ember Huo's ears turned redder, "It should be."

There were girlish screams one after another immediately in the auditorium.

"I calculated the timeline." Li Wu adjusted his posture and crossed his legs, crossing his hands on his knees: "The time when Major General Jiang met you and pursued you happened to be the time when most netizens believed the rumors and believed that you were When cheating on a scumbag, did it have no effect on Major General Jiang?"

"No." Yu Huo's eyes were full of tenderness: "He believed in me from the beginning to the end."

There was an exclamation in the audience.

"What did you two do on your first date?"

Yu Huo thought for a while: "Watch a movie." In his opinion, going to Binjiang Restaurant for dinner does not belong to the category of dating.

"Hey..." Li Wu complained to the audience: "Old-fashioned. What kind of movie are you watching?"

"...a horror movie." Although the power went out after only watching the beginning, it still feels very scary in retrospect.

This time there was a series of boos from the auditorium: Who doesn't know that the squad leader is afraid of ghosts, and Major General Jiang has ulterior motives in doing this!

so sweet!Well done!Take the initiative to catch up with your boyfriend!

"Has Major General Jiang ever given you a gift? What was the first gift he gave you?"

"Twenty catties of pork ribs."

Li Wu was taken aback, thinking that he had heard it wrong: "...What? Ribs? The kind you can eat, ribs?"

"Yes." Yu Huo thought for a while and added: "His stewed yam pork rib soup is very good."

There was silence in the auditorium, and then there was a burst of laughter that went straight to the sky: "Hahaha...hahahahahahahahahaha..."

Li Wu was speechless, not knowing what to say, so he turned around and asked Zhao Zimo, "You know about this?"

Zhao Zimo immediately disregarded the relationship and shook his head like a rattle: "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know."

My god, it's a miracle that the big stupid man can catch the little fish.

After finally waiting for the laughter to subside, Li Wu adjusted his facial muscles and continued: "We now know that Major General Jiang and the brother bodyguard next to you are actually the same person, because you were attacked by some fans, so he Disguised as a bodyguard to protect you personally?"

"Correct."

"About how Major General Jiang disguised himself as a bodyguard brother, we won't talk too much because it involves military secrets, but since he can disguise as a bodyguard, it stands to reason that he can also pretend to be other forms, right? I have a question: Major General Jiang Are you here today?"

Yu Huo laughed, then nodded: "Yes."

It was as if an atomic bomb had been thrown into a deep pool, and the audience was instantly ebullient: everyone walked up, down, left, and right to look carefully, trying to find any clues that could expose Major General Jiang, and the scene immediately burst into commotion into one piece.

Li Wu waved his hand: "Okay, don't look for it, if you can really find it, it's not a high-end secret. The question about Fenghuo CP is almost done, I have to take care of our other guest:"

Li Wu looked at Zhao Zimo: "You and Yu Huo have always had a good relationship. When you first debuted, you were an agent. You should have known each other much longer than Major General Jiang and Yu Huo, right?"

Zhao Zimo nodded: "Of course." After the car accident, when he and Xiao Yu'er met each other in adversity, he didn't know where he was.

"It used to be the same agent, but now it's the same company, they acted in the same movie, and they won the best actor at the same time because of this movie. Tsk tsk, this feeling is incomparable to ordinary people." Li Wu seemed very interested: " I heard that some fans also formed a CP for you?"

"Yes, Cuttlefish CP."

There was a timely scream from the audience.

"I heard that after the release of "In Chang'an", the cuttlefish CP of the two of you once defeated Yu Huo and Major General Jiang's Fenghuo CP and Yubo CP, and became the CP combination that fans most hoped for. 'How does it feel to dismantle the CP?"

A cold gaze suddenly cut straight from a certain position in the auditorium, which made Zhao Zimo's neck shudder and hair stand on end.He cleared his throat and said calmly, "It feels good."

"Oh? It still feels good to be removed from the CP? Why?"

"Because I have a boyfriend."

"Wow..." The sudden news caused an uproar in the auditorium that had been quiet for a while.The audience's eyes lit up, and they fixed their sights firmly on Zhao Zimo.

"Are you announcing your relationship?" Li Wu's eyes flashed the excitement of smelling hot spots: "Who is your boyfriend? Can you make it public?"

Zhao Zimo tried his best to suppress the uneasiness in his heart, and smiled at the camera: "It depends on his opinion."

Mei Qin was watching the live broadcast in the backstage lounge at this time, and Zhao Zimo knew that he could hear what he said.At the Jade Dragon Awards Cocktail Party two months ago, Mei Qin had promised him that if he could win Best Actor, he would consider making an official announcement with him.Afterwards, he succeeded in getting the Best Actor, but Meiqin hadn't mentioned anything public in the past two months, and he didn't know what the other party's consideration was.Today, it happened that Li Wu passed this question to him, so let's ask him through the show.

At most, go back to sleep on the sofa and kneel on the keyboard at night.

At the same time, Mei Qin, who was in the lounge, looked at Zhao Zimo's handsome face pretending to be free and easy on the screen, as well as the whitish thumb pinched between the index finger and middle finger on the side of his leg—this was Zhao Zimo's subconscious little action when he was nervous. .

Thin lips curled up, pushed open the door of the lounge and walked out.

After Zhao Zimo finished saying "it depends on his opinion", the studio fell silent for a while.He was sitting in front of the auditorium, and soon found that the audience suddenly looked towards a certain direction leading to the backstage and all became commotion. Before he could understand what happened, a familiar figure walked onto the stage like a gust of wind. The table stopped beside him, raised his hand to lift his chin, and bent over to give a mouthful.

Then he turned around and waved to the audience: "Hi everyone, I'm Zhao Zimo's boyfriend."

Immediately, without waiting for everyone's reaction, he went back the same way like a gust of wind.

After a brief silence, deafening whistles and screams sounded from the auditorium:

What the hell!

Have fun!

Master Mei is mighty! !

Li Wu looked at Zhao Zimo's face blushing and his eyes staring straight for a long time. After the screams finally subsided, he said solemnly: "I propose to set up a law in the future, and all couples who show their affection in public will be fined. "

"Hahahahahaha..." Someone in the audience shouted, "I second!"

"I also second it!!"

"Demand spiritual compensation!!"

"Kick over the dog food!!"

"..."

There was another burst of laughter.

"Since the law is mentioned," Li Wu's headset sounded a reminder from the control room that there was not much time left in the program, and his expression suddenly became more gentle and solemn than ever: "I believe everyone knows that at two o'clock yesterday afternoon, the same-sex The first round of voting on the draft marriage law has ended, and unfortunately, the draft failed to pass."

The scene was very quiet, and a faint sadness gradually took shape in the studio.

"There are many reasons why the draft failed to pass," Li Wu said in a calm voice, "I understand the insistence of the supporters, and the concerns of the opponents. The two guests we invited today are bills supporters, and maybe the viewers in front of the TV have already noticed that the cheering objects held by the fans of Zimo and Yuhuo seem to be different from before, don’t they?”

Li Wu picked up two support items from the coffee table in front of the sofa, and it is obvious that Zhao Zimo’s lamp has added a circle of rainbow lights, while Yu Huo’s exclusive torch-shaped badge directly replaces the flame with a dancing rainbow .

"As a talk show that adheres to the principle of mercenary, I shouldn't show any inclination towards any social opinion. But today's issue is different." Li Wu looked at the camera: "I have seen Yu Huo's speech video, and there is a sentence I like the saying very much: homosexuality is not something to be proud of, and at the same time it is not something to be ashamed of. Like eating oranges or apples, liking cilantro or hating cilantro, it is just who we are following our nature Choose. You love me and I wish I didn't hurt other people, so why should you be inferior?"

"Today's big adventure show is coming to an end, but for many people who have not been treated equally, the real adventure has just begun." Li Wu pinned the rainbow torch badge on his chest, and stood with Yu Huo Get up: "Love is innocent, gender equality, and freedom can only be achieved by throwing away prejudice. Audience friends on the scene and in front of the TV, see you in the next episode!"