Capture a Shit Shovel Officer [Quick Transmigration]

There is still a flat land on the top of the slope, extending to the distance.It extended to another stone slope, and the middle of the stone slope was hollowed out and sculpted into a huge statue.

It is difficult to describe the oddity of that statue.It is not a common deity and Buddha, but a weird human figure made up of messy parts. The whole statue is based on black, and the various parts are colorful. If you stare at it for a long time, you will feel dizzy. soul sucked in.

Cloud shook his head.

This statue gave him a strange feeling, a little close, a little oppressive, and a little sad.He couldn't help but lift his foot and walked under the statue.

Like the archway, the statue was so huge that he couldn't even reach the statue's instep.

Yun stretched out his hand, and the moment he touched the statue, his mind twitched inexplicably.The cold stone statue warmed his heart, and tears welled up in his eyes.

Just when he was in a trance, a few pieces of debris suddenly fell from the stone under his hand.He moved his hands away, only to see a crooked "knife" character, and a twisted wave in front of the "knife".

Although the statue is weird, it is also solemn and solemn, but now it is inscribed with such ugly words as if it was graffitied by a child, which is inexplicably funny.

At this moment, there was a rustling sound of cloth rubbing behind the statue.

This made Yun vigilant, tensed his nerves, and looked in the direction of the voice warily.

Gradually there were subtle footsteps, and Yun's heart rose to his throat, but he didn't run away rashly, he was a little curious.

Getting closer, and then a small thing appeared behind the idol.A two- to three-year-old child put his hands on the stone statue, his head was exposed, and he looked at him with round black eyes.

"Xiaofeng?" He blurted out, the child shrank his neck in fright, and he was also surprised, did he know this child?

Yun couldn't help taking two steps closer, and the child poked his head out to look at him again. Yun and him stared at each other for a long time before he slowly moved out.

Walked a few steps away from the cloud in small steps, tilted his head, "Uncle?"

This kid knows himself?He was blocked by the statue just now, but now that he came out, he realized that the child was wearing very ill-fitting clothes at the moment, and his whole body was wet, as if he was wearing an adult's clothes and had just been fished out of the water.

Feeling distressed, Yun approached the child and touched his cold and wet little face, "You know me?"

The child nodded, "Uncle Xiaofeng."

"I'm your uncle?" Yun has no memory at all, but this child is familiar to him, "What's my name?".

The child showed confusion, just when Yun thought he didn't know and was a little disappointed, the child pointed to him, "Uncle, open," and pointed to the crooked words on the stone statue, "Father."

"Open? Me?"

The child nodded.

Yun only remembered the word "cloud" in his name.So, his name is Kering?Clouds open?The child pointed to the inscription on the stone statue and called him Dad. He carved the "knife"?Is the child's father, his brother's name?Wouldn't the two of them have the surgery together?

The corner of his mouth twitched, maybe the child had misremembered, and he didn't know if the child was really his nephew.

He took off the wet clothes on the child and put his own shirt on him, "Why is Xiaofeng here? Where is your father?"

Xiaofeng said, "With Dad, fly, there is a lot of water, Dad is gone, get up, rock."

The child's words were messy, so Yun couldn't figure it out and had to give up asking.

But what should we do in this different world now?Now there is an extra child, and the future is unknown.He looked at the stone slope behind the stone statue, should he continue to climb up?

Just when he was at a loss, a sudden change occurred. The stone slope he was on seemed to be shattered by an invisible force, and it was broken into pieces. .

One big and one small fell into the boundless darkness.

The huge stone statue followed them down, falling much faster than them, and it was about to hit them.

There was a sound of breaking through the air, a whip was wrapped around Yun's waist, causing him a sharp pain, and then pulling, he carried the child across an arc, crossed the stone statue above him, and reached the top of the stone statue.

There was another pull at the waist, and he was pulled closer to the stone statue. When he was dizzy and wanted to vomit, a voice sounded, "Pull the stone statue!"

Yun conditioned reflex followed the instructions of the voice, stretched out his hand to hold a finger of the statue, and was led by the statue to fall.

Falling faster than free fall didn't make him feel uncomfortable, and it wasn't a normal world.

After he calmed down a little, he was free to look around.

Xiaofeng was held in his arms, obediently not crying or fussing, and not far from him, there was a young man sitting on the arm of the stone statue.

Yun stared wide-eyed, this is incredible, why wasn't he left behind by the stone statue?

The man was tidying up his whip slowly, when he saw him looking over, he glanced at him.

Yun was a little embarrassed, and looked back, anyway, this world is not scientific.

After a while, Yun cleared his throat, "Well, thank you for saving me and this kid. You can call me Yun."

The man turned to look at him, "You're welcome, I'm...Smoke"

It was only then that Yun could see his appearance clearly. He was very beautiful. Forgive him for describing it as beautiful. Yan's facial features are very bright, but he doesn't feel feminine.The corners of the eyes and the brows are very sharp, and it seems that they are in a high position all year round.It's just that there is a gloomy and obscure atmosphere lingering around him, making people afraid to get close.

Seeing Xiaofeng in his arms, Yan's eyes lit up, and the bad breath around him dissipated a bit, "This kid feels a little uncomfortable, give him to me! I'll help you hold him."

Yun lowered his head, and sure enough, he saw something wrong with the child's face. Thinking that he was soaked before, he only had time to put his shirt on, and he didn't even have time to take off his wet shoes and pants.

He hastily handed the child to Yan, watching Yan take Xiaofeng carefully, he said anxiously: "Before he was soaked, I only had time to change his clothes."

Hearing that she was soaking wet, there was a strange look on Yan's face, but Yun didn't see it.

Yan placed the child in the crook of his leg, supported it with one hand, and opened the fanny pack that appeared around his waist at some time with the other hand, and took out a pile of children's clothes, even shoes and socks from it.

Yun watched him take out the same thing, and put them side by side on the falling stone statue in an unscientific way, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, completely ignorant of what these otherworldly people think, carrying children's things with them...special hobby?And how can such a small purse hold so many things?He had clearly seen him put the whip in just now.

Yan ignored Yun's strange expression, he picked up the panties, ready to change them for the child, the child stretched out his pale and thin hand and pulled the corner of the panties, "Uncle, I will do it myself."

Yan didn't force it, but frowned when he heard the child's name, but still handed him the pants and asked him to change them himself.

The child twisted and changed, Yan turned his head and didn't look at him, but occasionally his cold legs touched him, which made him very distressed.

Staring at Yun without a trace, Yan thought about it intently, and after a while, the child's body warmed up, and then he curled the corners of his mouth in satisfaction.

The child pushed him, "Daddy, socks."

When Yan heard the child's name, he raised the corners of his mouth happily, and took the little socks to help him put them on.

Yun, who was grasping the stone statue with different hands below, stared wide-eyed, looking at the big and small one next to him in disbelief, what did he miss, why did the kid change his mouth after such a short while?Also... "Little Daddy?"

Yan totally ignored his intentions, and helped the child put on the shoes on his own.

After taking care of the child and looking up and down, the child's pale and blue face turned rosy at some point, and his body became warm.

Encircling the child with both hands, Yan lowered his head and asked him, "Feng'er, where is your father?"

The child blinked, "Daddy? Stone?"

"Huh?" Yan didn't understand, "What? What happened to Dad?"

The child pointed to his body, "stone"

Startled, Yan stood up and looked at the stone statue below, this is?

Yun didn't see the child's movements, but looked at Yan suddenly stood up, a little confused, "What's wrong?"

Yan hugged the child, her complexion was a bit uneasy, she didn't want to talk to him, but when she was about to do something, her complexion suddenly changed.

The stone statue hit the ground with a heavy sound, but the person on the stone statue seemed to be lifted up by an invisible force for a moment without any damage.

Yun was no stranger to the abnormal phenomenon, and jumped off the stone statue to relax his muscles and bones.

Yan came down from the stone statue with a sullen face, and the children hugged his neck with both hands, one big and one small stared at the stone statue in silence.

Yun walked over rubbing his shoulders, saw them looking at the stone statue, and asked strangely, "What's wrong?"

He leaned over to look at the stone statue. At this time, the stone statue didn't have the complicated feeling it gave him before. After looking at it for a long time, he didn't see any difference. Yun Tucao said, "This stone statue looks weird, but it's quite strong. It fell from such a high place, but it didn’t break.”

The smoke couldn't stop it, and watched helplessly as the stone statue shattered into pieces.Taking a deep breath, he warned himself not to be impulsive.

Yun scratched his head in embarrassment, "This... I don't seem to be a crow's mouth, why did I..." He has no confidence at all, he doesn't remember what kind of person he was before.

Yan closed his eyes, turned around and prepared to leave.

The child pulled his hair and pointed somewhere in the pile of broken stone statues.

There was a glimmer of hope in his eyes, and he walked over there.Yun stood aside and did not follow.