Holographic online game Xiaobai's counterattack

After Ouyang Xuanyi went offline, he picked up his phone and checked the time. It was not yet 09:30, and the game was no longer available today, so he went to the kitchen to warm up a glass of milk for himself, and then turned on the TV to watch it.

The soap operas that he never watched were broadcast on TV as usual, but the lively voices inside made the whole world no longer so quiet.He took a sip of milk, lay down on the sofa and became dazed.

As a big man, it is really embarrassing to say that he is afraid of cockroaches, but this is a mark engraved in his bones. It may not be serious to others, but it is unforgettable to him.

He remembered that he was still young at that time, probably not yet in primary school.

One night, a cockroach suddenly hit his face with a "snap" for no reason. He felt a strange feeling on his face while he was half asleep, and he stretched out his hand in a daze. , He also screamed loudly in fright as he threw away the things in his hand.

The door of his room is usually slit. This sound woke up his parents completely. They rushed into his room and turned on the light in three steps at a time. They saw him sitting on the bed trembling and crying out of breath. Looking out of breath, the mother quickly stepped forward and hugged him, patted him and said softly: "Be good, baby, don't cry, ouch, don't cry, you are crying so much that Mom's heart is broken..."

He was crying so hard that his mother kept hugging him and comforting him softly. She didn't ask him softly until he hiccupped and stopped crying, "Baby, tell mom, what's wrong with you?"

Buried in his mother's arms, he pointed to the ground tremblingly, and said with a sob: "I don't know what flew onto Yiyi's face and crawled around." Suddenly recalling the touch on his face and hands at that time, he again I want to cry.

After hearing what he said, the mother winked at the father——'Husband, look for it! '

After receiving instructions from his mother, the father searched the house. Although the room was large, there were not many things and it was kept clean. Soon, the father found the culprit who scared his baby in a corner of the room.Seeing this, my father couldn't help frowning. It's impossible for cockroaches to appear in their house so clean.

When my father was puzzled, he suddenly glanced at the window of the room, and found that the screen window used to keep out mosquitoes was opened. He immediately thought of the family who moved upstairs last month. Presumably the cockroach flew out of that house. Then it flew in through the screen window that I opened.

After the father finished dealing with Xiaoqiang, he closed the screen window, touched his head and said to him, "Honey, don't open the screen window again, it can keep those bugs from entering the house."

He felt his mother's soft and warm embrace, felt his father's warm palm on top of his head, and said: "Before, Yiyi opened the window to watch the stars and forgot to close it. From now on, Yiyi will not open it."

The father smiled knowingly: "Now I can't see many stars like this. In the future, Dad will take the baby to look elsewhere, okay?" Then he bent down and kissed him on the forehead, and said, "Our little baby is a man, so be brave. oh."

"En." After that, he was hugged and patted by his mother and fell asleep.

The next day, there was a special tent around his bed, more beautiful than a yurt, with zippers in three directions.

Before going to sleep that night, his mother hugged him and asked, "Honey, do you want my mother to sleep with you?"

He shook his head and clenched his fists: "Mom, Yiyi can sleep by himself."

The mother kissed him, rubbed his little cheek, and said, "Well, mother's little baby is a brave man."

"Well, Yiyi is the bravest."

That being said, since then, cockroaches have become the kind of insects he fears most, bar none.Of course, he never met again until he lived in college.

There are basically one or two sloppy people in each student dormitory, especially in the male dormitory.In the entire dormitory of their building, the four people never folded the quilt. The dirty and clean clothes were hung together, and the smelly socks were hung all over the room. Smell that sour taste.

His dormitory is relatively good. They wear their socks for at most two days. The dirty clothes and socks they take off will be consciously put in their respective buckets, and the buckets will be placed on the balcony, so their dormitory has been guarded by the dormitory for four consecutive years. Auntie called it the most "beautiful" scenery in that building.

When he was frightened by Xiaoqiang for the first time in the dormitory, he quickly jumped onto the bed frame and climbed onto the bed. The roommate next to him was startled by his series of actions. After he reacted, he immediately burst out laughing, almost hugging his stomach on the ground Rolled over.

He looked down at his roommate innocently, this was his first reaction when he saw Xiaoqiang, and he couldn't control it at all.

When he told his mother about it later, she didn't laugh, but lamented that he had caught rat babies and caterpillars when he was younger.He couldn't help but feel chills when he heard it, was he so naughty when he was a child?He has no impression of these at all.

After that, Xiaoqiang was often seen in the dormitory. Although he was not as exaggerated as the first time, he was very familiar with jumping a chair or running away.

But even though he didn't fit in at the time, the roommates would still destroy Xiaoqiang's corpses as soon as they saw them, and would not make fun of him anymore.

Looking back now, the roommates are actually pretty good.

He smiled, and suddenly thought of the performance of Phantom Kill just now, the other party also quickly eliminated Xiaoqiang at the first time, although he didn't see the specific situation, but he still remembered clearly that the other party came to him quickly twice , this is enough to prove that Phantom Killer's heart is softer than that of a human.

Thinking of the feeling of being hugged at that time, his face burned a little.Shaking off the inexplicable thought, he drank the milk, turned off the TV, picked up the book under the coffee table, and went back to the bedroom to read.

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An Keying didn't know why he also went offline, but he didn't want to log in to the game when it was obviously too early, so he sat on the sofa and thought about the shemale just now.

He originally planned to make fun of the shemale for being afraid of Xiaoqiang when he was offline, but after seeing the shemale still screaming and timidly resisting when he saw Xiaoqiang as big as a small car, he stopped joking.Xiaoqiang is obviously a scar in the heart of the ladyboy. Although the specific circumstances are unknown, the behavior of making fun of other people's scars is too bad for him to do.

Thinking of the speed at which he killed Xiaoqiang at that time, he raised his eyebrows again. What was he thinking at that time?Solve what shemale is afraid of as soon as possible?It seems that the ladyboy has been recognized as a friend by his heart.

An Keying looked at the time again, and it was before ten o'clock, so she called Secretary Zhang when she remembered that she had arranged for her cousin to go on a business trip.

"Director An, good evening!" Secretary Zhang quickly answered the phone.

"Good evening, how is Mr. Wang doing today?" There was a lot of noise on the other end of the phone, An Keying thought that they should still be socializing outside but did not return.

"President Wang's performance is not much different from last time, it's just his temperament." Secretary Zhang said to An Dong, your cousin, you should know better, so don't let me make it so clear, okay?

Hearing Secretary Zhang's hesitant tone, An Keying understood, and smiled secretly: "You will stay by his side from now on. I believe that with you watching him, his temper will change."

"Ah?" Secretary Zhang wanted to ask himself, is it still too late to kill him?

"Don't want to? I thought you two got along very well." Thinking of his cousin's expression today, he felt that arranging the two of them together would make everyone have more fun after work.

It has to be said that An Keying is actually very similar to his friends in some respects, otherwise how can we say that they share similar tastes.

"Uh, not really." Secretary Zhang didn't know how to express it. Wang Sifan was relatively informal in small aspects, but he was very obedient in large aspects, and the situation was within his controllable range.It's just that that guy was particularly interested in his cold face for some reason, and he always teased him a few times to break the ice.

"Since it's not, Secretary Zhang, I'll hand over my naughty cousin to you. I hope you can help him become a person who is qualified for the position of general manager."

"Okay, An Dong." The courage on his shoulders is infinitely heavy, I really want to cry~

"Since you're fine, let's rest early. If the mission can end early, I'll give you a few days off."

"Really?"

"Ah."

"Thank you Director An! Good night Director Zhang!"

"Ah."

An Keying hung up the phone, why didn't she say good night?Because the "good night" that I don't know who said in high school can only be said to the person I love, because its homonym is "I love you". At that time, someone saw it and ordered him not to say this sentence to others. He stopped saying "good night" to anyone except with friends.

At this moment, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have said to the ladyboy just now?The situation is a bit weird, is the ladyboy already equivalent to the existence of the cousin and those friends?

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Wang Sifan was so exhausted that he wanted to cry. He talked with the client about business for a day. After dinner, he wanted to go back to the game to play with the shemale, but the client insisted on pulling him to continue the second half of the activity-singing K.

He didn't want to go, so he looked at Secretary Zhang for help, but the other party gave him a helpless expression.In desperation, he could only sing with the client for more than two hours with a bitter face.

Some people say, "It's not your fault for being ugly, it's your fault for being scary." Now he really wants to say, "It's not your fault for singing so badly, it's your fault for singing so badly in front of everyone." "It's a mental torture.Uncle policeman, I want to call the police, this is the man who is going to torture me crazy!

The customer's tone-deaf voice is really a wonder in the singing world. He can only force himself to laugh and have fun in the whole process to get through every ghost cry and wolf howl.Seeing the customer holding the microphone and refusing to let go, and occasionally giving him a "affectionate" look, he wanted to die, but the paralyzed face was happier, with a cold face the whole time, he strongly Suspected that the other party had earplugs.

When the paralyzed face picked up the phone, picked up the call and walked out the door, and he caught a glimpse of the other party secretly pulling something out of his ear, now he not only wants to commit suicide, he even wants to kill someone!

Tonight, he also promised to go online to invite the ladyboys to dinner. It is almost ten o'clock now, and when he goes back, the ladyboys will probably go offline and sleep.Hey, hey, shemale, I'm so pitiful, I won't see the sun tomorrow soon~

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2017.01.02