Holographic online game Xiaobai's counterattack

The ladyboy was walking in the village. At first, he was wondering how to find someone, but he saw a name on the top of everyone's head. He looked up curiously at the top of his head, and there was a line of shining "I am a ladyboy, who am I afraid of?" ".I can't help but wonder why the old man before and the person who has been following me behind him have no names.

"Hello!" the ladyboy called the person behind him.

"Call me?"

"What do you say!"

"Why does the shemale call you a little one? The little one must know everything and say everything." That demeanor was simply dogleg.

The shemale rolled her eyes, why did he have a sense of having accepted his younger brother?Is this man suffering from Stockholm Syndrome?Then he trembled, this kind of funny comparison is really not his favorite type.

"Why is there no name on your head?" the ladyboy asked.

"Well, this means that the level difference between us is more than 10 levels. So I can't kill you, as long as I make a move, I will be red-named immediately, and then the game system will notify the world, and then I will be wanted by the government and players "'Hey' said to the demon science popularization.

"Oh. Then what's your name? Could it be that you continue to call you 'Hello'?" The ladyboy said in his heart that this person can "ask one and answer three".

"You call me handsome, right? Or you can call me brother." 'Hey' tried to fool you.

"Master doesn't like it, either change it, or you call 'hey'!" Shemale is not afraid of him, with the person in front of him like a dog, he is still more interested in him now, although he feels that this person treats him The interest came out of nowhere.

"Otherwise, let's add friends, so you can see my name."'Hehe' said with a wicked smile, "How?"

"Friends? How to add?" The ladyboy didn't understand.

"Haven't you read the guide?"

"Strategy, what is it?"

Phantasm is quite speechless, this person is really a gamer!Then he popularized science to the other party: "Strategy is a guide to teach you how to complete tasks in the game better and faster, upgrade, get better equipment, etc."

"Is it interesting to know everything? Sincerely, it is better not to know anything." Shemale disdains these things, he plays games to pass the time, knowing everything and playing wool.

"Uh, it seems to be true." Mirage Vanisher felt that he seemed to be easily persuaded by the ladyboy, "Look at the wristband on your left hand, it is actually a communication device, and there are several patterns on it, representing different functions. Tap the pattern to pop up the corresponding function screen." Mirage continued to popularize science.

"Oh." Shemale pressed the pattern one by one, adding friends, receiving friends' secret words, receiving strangers' secret words and receiving public messages, "how to add?"

"Forget it, I'll add you." After talking about Mirage, he opened his wristband and added "I'm a shemale, who am I afraid of" as a friend, and then said, "I've added it, just accept the request from your side .”

At this time, the ladyboy looked at his communication wristband again, and the first pattern actually had a flashing light, and he couldn't help but sigh at the amazing design!He tapped the pattern, and a friend request dialog popped up—"Mirage added you as a friend, is it approved? Yes/No."

The ladyboy chose "Yes", and then saw "Phantom" added to the friend column, and also saw the "Add friend" option.

He tried to click "Phantom", and a row of options popped up, namely: send secret words, send offline messages, request coordinates, propose marriage and delete friends.When he saw the "marriage proposal", he twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking what the hell it was!No, it should be said what design this is!

Shemale couldn’t help complaining about this design, and put the marriage proposal in that position. One day, when someone wants to click “delete friend” and accidentally clicks on “marriage proposal”, it will be fun.

After adding friends, the ladyboy continued to look for people, and finally found Ligu by a well, and stepped forward and said, "Hi, Ligu, how can I help you?"

"Ah, kid, are you sent by Manbo to help me?"

"..." The ladyboy nodded, neither shook his head, he didn't even know the name of the old man before.

Li Gu continued without waiting for the ladyboy to answer: "My husband is sick and needs to catch a chicken at the entrance of the village to replenish his health, but I can't leave now. Kid, can you help me catch a chicken at the entrance of the village?"

"Okay." The ladyboy nodded, and then asked embarrassingly, "Li Gu, where is the village entrance?"

Li Gu pointed the way to the demon, and said, "Walking over there will lead to the entrance of the village. The pheasants are ferocious. Be careful, kid!"

"Okay, thank you!" The ladyboy nodded to Li Gu and ran towards the entrance of the village. Behind him, Mirage also nodded to the woman and chased after her.

Catch a chicken?How to catch?The ladyboy stared at the chickens at the entrance of the village in a daze.

After waiting for a long time, he finally saw a chicken running away from the group, and then he swooped over.As a result, the person fell and the chicken was scared away.He got up and pounced again, and continued to run away...

After repeating it three times, the ladyboy got angry and ran around chasing the chicken, as if playing a game.

"Hahahahahaha, damn it, my stomach hurts. Do you want to be so precious as a ladyboy? How can anyone catch a chicken like this." Mirage Extinction watched the whole process, and finally couldn't help laughing.

"Damn it, you can catch it!" The shemale, who was tired from running, was now covered in feathers, staring and laughing like an idiot.

"That can't be done, this is your task, and it doesn't count if I catch it." Just after Mirage finished speaking, he was stared at again, and finally stopped laughing.He rubbed his belly and said, "Can't you kill the chicken and bring it back?"

"Don't need to live?"

"You have to be killed if you come back alive, isn't it the same?" Mirage Miexin said that he didn't know, he had never encountered this task before.

"But," the ladyboy glanced at her chubby hands, curled her lips and said, "What do you use to kill them? Strangling them?"

"Pfft~haha~ Hey, you're so cute!"

"You're the cutest, your whole family is cute!" the ladyboy glared at Mirage.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. Just pick up a wooden stick from the ground and hit it."

So the shemale really found a wooden stick on the ground, and then on the grass at the entrance of the village was another scene of people chasing chickens, flying away and laughing.

Finally, when she was so tired and Mirage collapsed from laughing, she knocked out the chicken that was probably tired from hiding.

Grabbing the fainted chicken, the ladyboy patted the chicken feathers on his body, thinking what the hell mission the game designed, he was exhausted.

Back in the village, the shemale turned around to show that he didn't know where Ligu lived, and Mirage naturally didn't know either.

In desperation, the ladyboy randomly picked a wooden house and knocked: "Hi, is there anyone?"

Mirage kept looking at the shemale, he felt that the shemale's upbringing was really good, and he was humble and polite when talking to elders and strangers.Uh, I am special.

Coincidentally, the room chosen by the ladyboy is exactly Ligu's home.

Li Gu opened the door, and saw the ladyboy standing in front of the door in ragged clothes, holding the chicken she needed, with a smile on her bruised face, she quickly took the chicken and said, "My little friend, it's really hard work." You. Let me see, ouch, this little face is hurt, come in quickly, Li Gu will give you medicine."

"Well, okay, please trouble Ligu." The ladyboy followed Ligu into the room after speaking, and Mirage behind him also followed in. Looking at the ladyboy smiling cutely at Ligu, he wondered why he wasn't treated like this Woolen cloth?

After the medicine was delivered, Ligu handed the demon a package and said, "Little friend, this is Ligu's little thank you. Your clothes happened to be torn, so please accept it. Also, can you bring this letter to me?" Go to the city for my sister, Aunt Li?"

"Okay. Li Gu, thank you for your gift!" The ladyboy has already understood that these are mission rewards, so she no longer refuses.

After receiving the letter, he bid farewell to Li Gu and left the house.

Walking on the road, the ladyboy opened the package and heard the system voice saying: "Congratulations, I am a ladyboy, who am I afraid of? You have been promoted to the third level! Also congratulations, you have officially triggered the hidden mission-to calm the world. You get a task reward item—Neon Clothes. This item is bound when you put it on, and it will not drop when you die. It can change with the level up, change with the environment, and can also be repaired by itself. Would you like to wear it now? Yes /no."

The ladyboy murmured "Fuck" in his heart, this is the god clothes, right?right?Then he answered "yes" silently, and then changed his clothes into that neon suit.He couldn't help but sigh how advanced it is!I don't know if I can take it off?Thinking about it, he started to untie his belt.

"Ah, shemale, are you ready to throw yourself into your arms so soon?" Mirage Extinguisher joked when she saw the shemale "undressing".

Nima! "Send Nimei!" The shemale glared at Mirage, and put on her belt.

Afterwards, the shemale didn't bother to talk to the psychopath behind him, and walked straight out of the village.

With Mirage's interruption, the ladyboy has already forgotten the name of the hidden mission.

Behind him, Mirage could not help sighing, this pink and tender dress is really cute on a transvestite.But why is such a person not a girl?Otherwise, it would be nice to be able to kiss, hug and pinch!

As soon as he finished thinking, he noticed that the wristband was on, and he pressed it lightly, and a message popped up—'You have a password, do you want to check it?whether. '

After clicking 'Yes', a magnetic voice came from Mirage's ear saying, "Why are you still in the game? I remember you're going on a blind date later."

"How can a blind date be as fun as a game!"'Do you want to send it?whether. ' Phantasm chose 'Yes'.

"Blind date isn't fun and you still agree? Besides, what's the fun after you've reached the full level of your game?" Another message came soon.

"Didn't your aunt and my mother force you to do this? Do I need a blind date to find someone who is so suave, handsome, talented and rich? I just don't want to settle so quickly."

Another voice said with boredom: "Okay, okay, let's go if you agree."

"No, those women are too realistic. They always ask me if I have a regular job, a house, a car, and savings. If you want me to say, it's fortunate that I concealed the situation, otherwise I would have been stalked to death."

"Let me tell you, if you weren't too coquettish, Auntie wouldn't force you like this at all."

"Stop talking about this. Brother, I found a super fun kid."

"Has your pedophilia flared up again?"

"Brother, how can you say that about me! I just have the eyes for finding cute things. But this person looks very cute, but he talks like an old man. It's really funny. Brother, you want to come here Do you want to see it?"

The man at the other end said that I really can't appreciate your eyesight, so he replied: "You continue to love your child, I'm not interested."

"Brother, isn't that a child lover? And now it's called Contrast Meng. Brother, you are so boring that you have been unable to find your sister-in-law."

"You're interesting, find a sister-in-law to show me."

Mirage was speechless: "Brother, I won't talk anymore, the little cute thing is going to go far away. Bye, what?"

"get out."

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2016.11.24