How come it's you again

【System startup...Standbyready】

Ji An's late-night help post was quickly topped on the forum's homepage, and it lasted for a long time, not because of the many touching stories in it, but because... this post is full of slots, okay?

Cough, let's roughly summarize the slots of netizens.

The first one: The landlord ID is so sick, what the hell is that!Cold CEO?Domineering president falling in love with my rhythm?

The second one: What is the spicy content!This is a love counseling forum, not a family ethics forum!It is said that my mother is mentally ill or something, you are not normal as the landlord!

But these things... Ji An didn't know.By the time Ji An remembered that he had posted a question on a certain love counseling forum, it was already a week after he went back.During this week, Ji An was troubled by the thought of "Why doesn't Xia Wen admit that he likes me?"

Ji An finally logged into his account in anticipation of everyone on the forum.Cough, looking for a solution.

1L: Could it be that the host made a typo?It should be "The person who has a crush on me doesn't admit that he has a crush on me, what should I do?", right?

12L: I don’t know why the poster’s ID is so magical, I can’t stand it anymore 23333

38L: Upvote for the original poster~ Why is this whole post so joyous? 2333 No water, we don't water, administrators don't want it!

46L: Even if the landlord asked what 1L said, is it possible that the landlord thought too much?

Ji An, who had been flipping through the pages looking for answers, naturally wouldn't miss this one. He raised his eyebrows subconsciously, with a serious meaning of "Why are you so stupid", and tapped the knuckles of his left index finger on the table twice. It's his habit.

"I think too much? You must be envious of me being loved!"

After browsing all of them, Ji An found that he still didn't answer his suggestion. No, it should be said that there was no suggestion. Everyone was brought by Amway to watch the fun.After thinking about it, Ji An still sent another message to ask.

78L: I am the landlord.I am sure that he has a crush on me, but after being exposed by me, he is still unwilling to admit it and ask for help.

79L: I am really lucky to catch one from the landlord~ How about "him"?Is the owner a woman?It's not like 91L: 79L+1 is the landlord a woman?

103L: I am the landlord.I am male, please help.

All the people who posted on Ji'an's floor, ah no, everyone in the forum was shocked. It was the first time they knew that they could see gays on the dating advice forum! !Lifetime series ah really!

Although this is an era where rotten men and rotten women are prevalent, even in love counseling forums, there are also them, but this is a place full of heterosexuals after all, and Ji An's help post still received verbal attacks from many people.

What's wrong with gay? Gay is also capable!Ji An wrote down all the IP addresses and IDs of these people one by one, and when the time comes, he will go to the 46L to have a look.

Ji An, who couldn't find a solution after looking at a bunch of buildings, finally saw a decent building before despairing.

154L: After reading the above, I also know the proprietor's aptitude.Since the host thinks that he must have a crush on you, but refuses to admit it, I think the host can choose to chase him back and try.

em... Backtracking?This seems to work?

Cough, in short, our "cold president"'s "wife chasing" plan has been implemented.

Ji An's behavior in the past few days is very curious, Xia Wen thinks so.Ji An always hinted at Xia Wen inadvertently, reminding Xia Wen of the "fact" that "I like Ji An very much", which really gave Xia Wen a headache.

Want to say that Xia Wen hates Ji An?not.Even though Ji An was a bit deep-rooted and his illnesses were irregular and always caused troubles, it was still considered normal.But say like? ...If it is a friend, the answer is yes.

Xia Wen's place of work is Ji An's office. Except for those who come to deliver documents, only the managers of various departments who were pulled by Ji An to talk about their lives are left. Wen's.So when Xia Wen heard that someone was looking for him, he was quite surprised, and at the same time curious.

Open the office door. "Mr. Xia, please sign for your rose."

……

When he heard that someone was looking for Xia Wen, Ji An sat up straight and quietly poked his head in their direction. He raised his left hand and looked in the direction of the pointer on the watch. The time was just right. "Here we come." Ji An said heartily.

After deciding to implement the plan of chasing his "wife", he bought a copy of "100 Ways to Love" on the recommendation of his "sister". Cough, the male version.The first trick of 100 tricks in love: sending flowers.

Seeing that Xia Wen was stunned, the person who sent the flowers repeated it to remind him to recover: "Mr. Xia, please sign for your roses."

"Oh, I see." Xia Wen embarrassedly accepted the bouquet of roses under the gaze of everyone and the kind eyes of the flower giver... After all, how can a man receive flowers and they are still roses!Xia Wen felt that he was the first.

Ji An was satisfied to see Xia Wen sign for the flower bouquet from behind, so before Xia Wen turned around, he bent his back and bowed his head as if continuing to process the documents.He waited for a while, and saw Xia Wen sitting on the sofa, then looked up, pretending to accidentally see the bouquet of roses, surprised: "Someone gave you roses?"

Xia Wen paused for a while, at this time he was thinking about who gave it to him, and it was actually very uncomfortable to be interrupted halfway.He didn't expect Ji An to pay attention to these things, but thinking of his current state in Ji An's heart... Is this jealous?

Xia Wen: I am sick enough to have such a thought.

Xia Wen threw the rose on the sofa casually, shrugged: "Well, I don't know who sent it."

"Hmm... You can take a look. There are probably message cards inside, and there may be signatures." Ji An induced.

"Hmm..." Xia Wen picked up the bouquet of roses again, stretched out his right hand to look inside, the ferocity of that action... Ji An would pretend that he didn't see it.

Xia Wen finally found the so-called message card when he almost rummaged through all the flowers and his hands were covered with the scent of roses, which made Ji An sweat for him.

Xia Wen stared at the signature column for a long time: "... cheap?"

Ji Anshi, who had just drank the water, was choked by Xia Wen and coughed violently. He felt an urge to die.

Xia Wen ran over in a hurry, and the uncle calmed down a lot after he came back, but nothing happened. Of course, Xia Wen didn't think it was a good thing, it could be called the calm before the storm.Sure enough, this did not happen again.

Xia Wen patted Ji An's back lightly, hoping to make his cough less severe, but he also had doubts in his heart: "President Ji, what's wrong?"

Ji An was about to finish coughing, but this time he smelled the aroma of roses on the tip of his nose, thinking of Xia Wen's "cheesy" just now... he coughed even harder, and his heart stopped.

Ji An slowed down a few times, took several deep breaths, and tried to make himself look better...at least in terms of expression. "What... what cheap?"

"Oh, that's the signature. It says JIAN. If you pronounce it like this, what is it?" It's really strange to say that a person's name is Jian.

"Could it be called Jane?" Xia Wen, who didn't see Ji An's expression, started asking himself.

Ji An: ... I seem to have forgotten to call the flower shop participle

As the saying goes, self-inflicted can't live, nozuonodie, whyyoutry?