How come it's you again

【System startup...Standbyready】

It was almost five o'clock in the afternoon, and Du Wenyuan finally woke up. His life was really comfortable. He thought about it, he hadn't slept like this for a long time, no, he hadn't slept like this on a working day for a long time.

Thinking of his task of beating the male protagonist, Du Wenyuan felt that his task was still very arduous, find a cat, and then break it... To be honest, he has only met people who have heard of homosexuality, but he has never seen homosexuality My cat... By the way, do cats really have feelings?It is still a problem that it can "love".

Thinking of this, Du Wenyuan suddenly remembered an article he had read before, which talked about an experiment on how to make mosquitoes become homosexual. It is not true to say that they become homosexual, because animals only have the idea of ​​mating|mating.It is said that some scientists filled a box with estrogen from female mosquitoes in heat, and then male mosquitoes would enter the box, but in fact there were no female mosquitoes in the box, but because the estrogen in the box was too strong So the male mosquitoes can't tell whether the mosquitoes in front of them are female mosquitoes or male mosquitoes...but they are madly in love.

When he saw this article, there were only four words in his mind—sorrow, heart, illness, and madness!

But now he suddenly felt that he could use this method to put the male protagonist and another male cat in the same box, and then fill it with the estrogen of the female cat in heat to make them fall in love... First of all, he wants First find the male lead, and secondly, he has to find the estrogen that the female cat is in heat with.

It is more reliable to wash and sleep.

Du Wenyuan felt that he was also a little crazy just now.Stunned on the bed for a while, Du Wenyuan captured some things that he had forgotten in his mind... He completed the task of currying favor with Du Wenxin. Tuanzai No. 0323 did not say [task completed] or [task failed] How is this going? ... There seems to be no time limit for this task, do you want to please him until he leaves this world?

Thinking of this, Du Wenyuan simply asked Tuanzai No. 0323. This is very important, and he will give you a juicer when it is finished!Saying that I don’t like to eat fruit very much, can I replace the juicer with a coffee machine?No... Coffee kills sperm, then replace it with a bread machine!They are all machines~

Du Wenyuan looked up at Tuanzai No. 0323, which seemed to be floating in the air, and called it tentatively... but there was no response.

After half a minute, Du Wenyuan called it again... still no response.

This startled him, don't you think that there are system failures and repairs in the first world, right?Oh no, during the maintenance of the first world system, the white dumpling of Tuanzi 0323 was invisible. Could it be that it was sleeping? ... It's not a living thing. Du Wenyuan felt that he was crazy. It was just a piece of data.

After calling for a long time without getting a response, Du Wenyuan chose to give up. Although the sun had not set at this time, the sky had already darkened a bit, and the temperature had also dropped a lot, making people feel much more comfortable. It was obviously not good to be still in bed at this point.As far as Du Wenyuan himself is concerned, he is still in bed at this point, and he probably won't be able to sleep at night!

Du Wenyuan decided not to care about the dumpling that was floating in the sky, No. 0323, it looked a bit like sleeping, so he continued to sleep and tidied himself up.Although he is not very clear, he can still know that those rich people pay great attention to their appearance to others. If he lives alone, he will tidy up and leave the room without tidying up... Maybe he will really be regarded as Du Wenyuan sick.This is not good.

Wenyuan went downstairs to get another set of clothes and changed.He didn't know what to do downstairs, he hadn't been a student for a long time, he hadn't had a summer vacation for a long time, he almost forgot how he felt at that time... Oh no, he stayed at home when he was in college until the summer vacation He played games, but he had been in Du Wenyuan's room for a long time and hadn't seen the computer... He suddenly realized that the days without it were painful!Very very painful!Oh no, this is painfully idle.

This is actually only the first day, and Du Wenyuan felt that he was a bit overwhelmed. He felt so sorry for the children who studied hard and the office workers who worked overtime every day... He felt that the only people he didn’t feel sorry for were the babies and the old people. .What a sin.

When Du Wenyuan went out, he also took a look at the two guard maids standing in the corner of the corridor. Seeing that they had been replaced, he went downstairs... If he stood in one place for a whole day, he would feel that Du Yuanzhe was not a human being. , or Du Wenxin.Now this family, in fact, is Du Wenxin who is in charge.

Du Wenxin sat on the sofa in the living room and read the newspaper. When she heard the footsteps, she knew that Du Wenyuan had come down. Knowing that he can't manage the company, he didn't give the company to her personally, but it saved her the step of robbing the company.Give him some shares?Ghosts will stay.

Du Wenxin didn't want to bump into Du Wenyuan, so she put the newspaper on the coffee table and was about to walk in the garden. She wanted to go upstairs and go back to her room. This was the best way to avoid Du Wenyuan, but there was only one staircase, and there was no elevator at that time. I had no choice but to hide in the garden.

Du Wenyuan saw Du Wenxin when he was going down the stairs. He would not let go of such a good opportunity to continue disgusting Du Wenxin. He stepped down the stairs quickly, and soon caught up with Du Wenxin. He blinked and made a very happy smile. Appearance: "Sister, you are back! Are you going for a walk in the garden? Let me accompany you!"

He hasn't worked in the company for several years. Apart from watching TV, Du Yuanzhe spends his daily life in the garden basking in the sun. He occasionally goes out to play chess with his former friends, and rarely attends some banquets.Judging by the odds, Du Yuanzhe is basking in the sun in the garden right now, looking at the flowers in front of him. Du Wenxin didn't say a word to Du Yuanzhe when he got home. Du Wenyuan was still sleeping and naturally Du Yuanzhe couldn't bear to disturb him.

He heard Du Wenyuan as soon as he came, and when he was about to greet Du Wenyuan to come to his side, he really came, with his left arm around Du Wenxin.Seeing this scene, Du Yuanzhe couldn't help but his eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help sighing when he saw Du Wenxin's face that had turned blue.My son is really not good at looking at people.

Du Wenxin really wanted to throw Du Wenyuan's hand eight hundred miles away immediately, her complexion was really uneasy, and Du Wenxin felt a sense of discomfort when the hand was grasping her sleeve, it was the same since she was a child.Du Wenxin hypnotized herself that it's okay to bear it for a while and bear it for a while, now the time has not come.

"Sister, why don't you talk?" Du Wenyuan made up his mind to make Du Wenxin so angry that he couldn't pay for his life. Seeing Du Wenxin's extremely bad face, he began to secretly laugh. Well, this is really an interesting journey.He silently gave Tuanzai 0323 a thumbs up in his heart, he really didn't pick the wrong script!

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The second watch breaks my heart... See you the day after tomorrow [waving]