How come it's you again

【System startup...Standbyready】

The moment he opened the door of Ji An's house, Xia Wen felt that he had once again opened the door to a new world.

Xia Wen: My heart is broken.

Xia Wen saw a particularly big dog lying in the middle of the living room. The black, shiny hair and muscular figure immediately caught Xia Wen's attention, but what broke him down was...

The dog seemed to be biting a piece of cloth in its mouth, and there were all kinds of clothes scattered around it. It didn't take much thinking to know that it must be Ji An's dirty clothes, so what it had in its mouth was also dirty clothes.Then Xia Wen saw the black paw prints on the light-colored sofa, the messy after-dinner garbage on the dining table, and a torn pillow...

Such a scene suddenly made Xia Wen feel that he went to the wrong room, this must not be Ji An's home! !

But Xia Wen glanced again, and found that Ji An was sitting on the carpet and swiping his phone, without looking at Xia Wen who was staying at the door, "Remember to close the door."

Well, Xia Wen is sure that this is Ji An's home.It's just the dog...

Xia Wen stared at the black dog in the living room that was eating dirty clothes happily for a long time. After visiting Ji An's house so many times, Xia Wen was sure that he had never seen this dog before, so where did it come from? ?

Ji An was playing Match [-] with his mobile phone, passed one level after another, but he still didn't hear the sound of Xia Wen closing the door.Don't you know that cold air will come in with the door open! ?Although he is not cold.

Ji An frowned, and looked in Xia Wen's direction very displeased, his eyes revealed the meaning of "I'm in a bad mood!", which made Xia Wen look straight, "I said, close the door!"

"Hehe." Xia Wengan smiled and turned around to close the door. He didn't know how he had offended Ji An, a great god. Did Ji An come to be his uncle again? "This dog...?"

Xia Wen could see Ji An cast a disgusted look at the dog on the ground, and said with gnashed teeth, "My friend's labrador dog, come to my house for a few days. Remember to do the laundry!"

clothing?Xia Wen looked at the saliva-stained clothes that had been bitten on the ground and said that he didn't want to wash such clothes both psychologically and physically!feel dirty...

Xia Wen squinted at Tuanzai No. 0323, which has had very few scenes in recent days, and wanted to ask if there was a way for it not to wash this kind of clothes, "Damn Tuanzi, you..."

[Beep... the system is sleeping...beep...]

"Situanzi, have you..."

[Beep... the system is sleeping...]

"Tuanzi, you..."

[Beep...system...]

Xia Wen: ...I quit! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

While Xia Wen was thinking about how to escape this nightmare, Ji An's voice came slowly: "I need to wash clothes..." Although it was very plain, Xia Wen didn't know why he smelled a trace of chicken killing from inside. .

This is really a tragedy.

Xia Wen silently raised the sleeves, bent down and pinched a piece of clothing with his thumb and forefinger to have a look... Well, it's actually not that bad.He carefully transported the clothes one by one to the bathroom, and Ji An could see the disgusted expression from a long distance away.

There is really no sacrifice spirit of the nanny at all, so I will score a negative score!Ji An said silently in his heart, even so, there was still a slight smile on his face.In fact, he was very happy to see Xia Wen's expression like this. Thinking of this, he had to thank the dog that made a mess of his house.

Ji An stared at the Labrador in the living room for a long time: "Donkey, good job!"

Xia Wen, who was about to come to pick up the last piece of clothes—dog, ah no, the wet clothes in Donkey Dan’s mouth was stunned... There are actually people in this world who name their dogs Donkey Dan! !What kind of dog is this...

Donkey... Xia Wen thought for a while, he really wanted to ask Ji An if he had graduated from university normally, or had his friend ever studied?Are you sure this person didn't come out of the valley? ?

——It is said that the more down-to-earth the name, the easier it is to feed.

Xia Wen: This is too much to support! !

Xia Wen tiptoed to the side of the donkey egg, and then he was going to play with the donkey egg!Be careful, although you are not particularly afraid of dogs, but if you are bitten, it will cost money to get an injection!The incubation period of rabies is as long as ten years, and the incidence rate is [-]%. Xia Wen, who pays special attention to his own life, knows this.

Life is precious!Be careful!

Xia Wen gently lay down on the ground, and slowly approached the donkey's egg. He looked at the piece of fabric that was completely unrecognizable by the donkey's egg. Er, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he called out softly, "Donkey's...?"

Donkey Dan changed his position and continued to play.

Xia Wen: ... I don't know why I feel that donkey just glanced at me, as if mocking my incompetence! !

...You also know that you are incompetent.

Xia Wen took a deep breath to adjust his mentality, and continued to lean over with Haolian: "Donkey? Can you put that clothes..."

Donkey Dan changed another position and continued to play.

"Donkey egg? I'll make you something to eat later, okay?" Xia Wen thought he was really stupid. He wanted to communicate with a dog in human language. How could it understand?

Donkey Dan's ears moved, and his posture changed from lying on his stomach to sitting. Xia Wen was shocked by the sudden change.It heard eat!There is something to eat!Its eyes were wide open, which made it extremely energetic, as if it was answering Xia Wen: "Okay! Eat it for me!"

Xia Wen: ...This must be my illusion.

But this look is a play!Xia Wen still said to the donkey: "Then you put down your clothes first? Okay?"

Donkey Dan threw the clothes on the ground, kicked them out with his feet as if in disgust, and then continued to raise his neck and look at Xia Wen with vigor.

Xia Wen: It was agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become spirits!It can listen to people!

Xia Wen's face twitched, and he carefully lifted the clothes that were heavy with saliva and ran to the bathroom, turned on the water, and rinsed.I have to say, it's really disgusting!

After washing all the clothes, Xia Wen was already physically and mentally exhausted, and Ji An ordered him to tidy up the room in various ways after that... People must be physically and mentally exhausted, and busy, their memory is not very good.After that, Xia Wen completely forgot about making food for donkey eggs.

Donkey Dan waited patiently for Xia Wen to finish everything, thinking that he could eat delicious food after this man finished!But... it discovered that when it was time for dinner, this man only gave it to himself and the friend of the shameless master!I don't have my share at all!

Donkey: I'm angry!

Afterwards, Xia Wen and Ji An, who were eating eggs (crossed out), heard the sound of dripping... Ji An turned his head a little stiffly...

"Donkey eggs!!!" ← Pay attention, this is Ji An's last roar.

I'm really a day, a dog, a dog! !

Ji An's face was flushed with anger, and he quickly took out his mobile phone and pressed the phone: "Hello? A donkey who is not only shameless but also has a problem with his brain? Your son ruined my sofa! Please order me immediately Make a leather sofa!"

"Damn! Even if it stinks on your sofa, you don't have to cheat me like this!" A male voice came from the phone.

Xia Wen: ...he is really a donkey's father, he really understands his son.

"No, it peed on my couch..."

"Just wash it!"

"I'll wash it for you? Will you change me to a leather sofa?"

"Beep...beep..."

Ji An curled his lips, and hung up the phone. Seeing that Xia Wen was looking at him with a subtle expression, he shook his phone and said to Xia Wen, "Hang up."

Xia Wen: Everyone knows that you hung up, bah, the phone hung up.

"Go and help me lose that dog now!" Ji An issued the order.

Xia Wen was speechless: "Isn't that your friend's dog?"

"It's his dog son!"

Xia Wen: ...What's the difference?

Xia Wen suddenly thought about the relationship diagram of the characters.Ji An's friend is Donkey Dan's father, and because Donkey Dan is a dog, Ji An's friend is like a dog, and because Ji An and him are friends, Ji An is also like a dog...

Thinking of this, Xia Wen suddenly laughed foolishly.It could imagine Ji An growing dog ears and a tail.Eh?Feel pretty cute?

Xia Wen: My brain must be broken!

After messing around for a while, Ji An and Xia Wen took the donkey egg that had done something bad to the ground.Seeing the two of them, especially the friend of the owner who is shameless and has mental problems, don't look very good, Donkey Dan also knew that he seemed to be doing something wrong, so he didn't resist.

Then... "I'm going to lose the sofa." Ji An said as if he had made up his mind.

Although Xia Wen knew that the sofa would smell bad, he also felt that it would not be good to just throw the sofa away, "Isn't that good?"

Ji An frowned: "Why don't I send you off?"

Xia Wen: ... I am an invisible person, you cannot see me.

Ji An looked at Xia Wen for a while with a look of "I knew it", and then nodded in confusion, "My two sofas are not bad, and they're not too big, so I'll see you off!" His tone was like It's like rewarding someone with a good product, making people feel that they have to return him "Thank you, Lord Long En" to express their gratitude.

... "Ji An... Great God, I think it's good to lose these two sofas."

"Woof!" The donkey egg, who had been ignored again, yelled, which really shocked Xia Wen and Ji An, who hadn't heard a dog barking for a long time. "Wow!"

"...Let's ignore it." Ji An said that he dislikes this dog very much, he is so stupid that he always likes to torment people! "Throw it out with the couch!"

[The host... the main god said that it is not good to bully small animals. 】

"How about throwing you out together?" Xia Wen laughed.

This dead group is really annoying!Ignored him before and only came out now!The devil would believe it had just gone dormant! ?No, ghosts don't believe it!

Tuanzai 0323 is going to continue to maintain his dormant state just now, and it is better not to speak, the host really does not love himself QAQ Of course, the host has never loved himself (covering his face and crying bitterly)

In the end, Xia Wen and Ji An worked together to transport the sofa, which smelled like dog urine, to the entrance of the corridor outside the door.

Xia Wen was a little worried that he would be scolded for this, although others might not know whose sofa it was, he frowned and asked, "Is this really all right?"

Ji An didn't even look at the sofa he once loved, and walked back after putting it down: "It's okay, the aunt who manages the corridor will take it away. They like to take back furniture that other people don't want."

Xia Wen: Only people who are clean will want it!

Tuanzai No. 0323: Hey, the hero's brain really can't be saved!

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Xia Wen: The author is late again today.God, what do you think?

Ji An: Well... drag it out and chop it up.

Hey, Mozi is late again today!Sorry sorry sorry sorry! ! !

Please don't fight.

Yesterday there was only one person who squeaked, not happy.Mozi decided to update it every other day...

Well, it’s actually because I’ve been too busy recently, such as going to class, such as going to report to a new school tomorrow, such as eating...etc, something seems wrong.

When will it be updated every other day? Let's talk about it later.I love you~