How come it's you again

【System startup...Standbyready】

Ji An had a peaceful meal that made people feel that something was wrong. It was dinner, which made him a little incomprehensible. Why did Xia Wen ignore him when he obviously didn't do anything?Could it be that uncle is here?

Brain hole is a disease, if you are told to cure it, you will not be cured!

In the eyes of Tuanzai 0323, Xia Wen's behavior of keeping silent and focusing on eating is obviously a disguised admission that he has hooked up with Ji An and wants to cover it up~ Fortunately, Xia Wen can't know what it is thinking , otherwise it must be strangled to death.

Seeing that Xia Wen had finished his last two sips of coffee, and there were still two and a half plates of food spread out on the table, Ji An quietly wrote down everything Xia Wen ate, raised his hand and took out a tissue to wipe Xia Wen carefully With a sip of his mouth, Wu Yanjian revealed an unprecedented tenderness: "Are you full?"

Xia Wen felt his heavy stomach, nodded his head twice, "It's a bit full." After speaking, he glanced at the remaining food, feeling a little pity, and said in his heart, "Evil rich people. "

Seeing him like this, Ji An knew what he should be thinking. He beckoned to the waiter not far away, asked her to bring some take-out bags over, and began to fill them with food, thinking "Popcorn later Otherwise, don't buy it." This behavior caused Xia Wen to eat a lot of bread under the strange gaze of the surroundings.

Ji An held a bag of sandwiches, hamburgers, and cakes in his left hand, and naturally led Xia Wen into the cinema next to the coffee shop with his right hand.Since it was a weekend, there were a lot of people coming to the cinema and it was a bit crowded.Instead of buying movie tickets first, he looked around and found a corner with not many people, and settled Xia Wen.

He slowly handed the belt in his hand to Xia Wen, and then walked to the place where the movie tickets were bought. After walking two steps, he felt a little uneasy, and looked back twice before walking away.In his eyes, the current Xia Wen is almost a child who can't take care of himself. Anyone who is really in love will have a low IQ.

Xia Wen found a wall behind him and leaned against it. He glanced at the long queue for buying tickets, thinking that it would take a while to buy tickets, so he closed his eyes and prepared to rest for a while.

"Hey, did you see that handsome guy over there?" A voice suddenly came from the side, and it was a young girl.

Another voice replied with some excitement: "I see, I see, it's the one at the end of the second line, right! It looks pretty good!"

Xia Wen twitched the corners of his mouth, nymphomaniacs are rarely drunk when he meets these two.Xia Wen took the bag and moved away, trying to distance himself from the two nympho girls.

"Hey!! That handsome guy is looking this way! Do you think I should ask him for his phone number!?" The original first voice was raised several octaves, and suddenly entered Xia Wen's ears It made him a little uncomfortable.

Xia Wen frowned, opened his eyes, and swept to the end of the second line with fierce eyes, looking for someone who could be called a handsome guy who wanted to look in this direction. em... That tall one must be!

A creature named Ji An.

[Tsk tsk, the hero is indeed the hero, you can meet nymphomaniacs wherever you go... What is this called, Jack Su? 】Tuanzai No. 0323 complained a few words, his tone was like an aunt cracking melon seeds on the street, and its mechanically processed voice was a bit funny.

Xia Wen: Can it be better? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

At this moment, Xia Wen felt the so-called malice from the world, and couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable in his heart.As my blue friend, how can you mess with women! ?It's all the face's fault!

Ji An's face: Blame me?

No matter how long Ji arranged for the team, Xia Wen heard the nymphomaniac shouting how handsome she was, and his mood fell to the bottom.So when Ji An came back to pick up Xia Wen, Xia Wen turned on his silent mode again, making Ji An confused.

Ji An: Some people say that a woman's heart is hard to guess, but men are also hard to guess, hey ~ ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Originally, the food brought in from outside would be stopped and taken away, but Xia Wen didn't know when he saw Ji An I said something to the person standing at the gate checking tickets, and that person actually let them in.It's really sweet behavior, which makes people a little confused.Then, Ji An took Xia Wen into the theater with the big bag of food.Ji An seems to have bought a position at the back, so he kept looking back, "16...17...17, Xia Wen, we are here."

Xia Wen followed Ji An and squeezed in. Since he didn't know the seat number, he waited for Ji An to find him before sitting down.Ji An set up the small table on Xia Wen's right, took two burgers that he thought Xia Wen would like and put them down, then took out the white water he had just bought in his bag, and then sat down.

Needless to say, Xia Wen was quite moved when he saw him doing this. After all, his parents had never been so careful, even though...he was really supportive!

Sitting still, Xia Wen suddenly remembered that he didn't know what movie it was. He watched the family group surrounded by children and their parents, and the laughter of children could be heard from time to time.The two big men sitting between them felt a little... delicate.

Xia Wen: What should I do, I have a bad feeling...

Tuanzai No. 0323, who flies in the sky and can see everything, naturally saw what movie ticket Ji An bought, but was silent on the sidelines, secretly laughing in his heart and thinking, "I told you to bully me!" I found a small plate of melon seeds and gnawed on it.

[Speaking of which, I haven't seen a movie for a long time. 】It rolled twice.

Xia Wen saw that the movie hadn't started yet, and there was still an advertisement on the big screen, so he quietly moved his head to Ji An's side, blinked twice, and asked, "What movie are we watching?"

According to his thinking, what Ji An would most likely take him to watch would be romance movies or adventure movies, but judging by the number of children around him... Has the taste of parents and children changed now?

"The Smurfs."

Xia Wen: ...the wind is too strong for me to hear, tell me what you just said! ?

For the first time, Xia Wen knew that Ji An was so... indescribable.Really can not be better!

After the advertisement, Xia Wen found out that Ji An really didn't tease him, because the title of the movie above was indeed Lan, Jing, Ling!It's such a beautiful story...

Generally speaking, the film is about a bunch of Smurfs and Gargamel, who have no brains and no appearance, fight bravely to become heroes. This is really boring to Xia Wen, so the stomach that feels very full under the boredom also seems to be Not so supportive anymore.

Xia Wen picked up a hamburger from the table and ate it. The rich cheese with smoked ham and lettuce tastes pretty good, even if it's a little cold, it's not uncomfortable to eat.Bite two hamburgers and drink a sip of water, accompanied by the sound of eating melon seeds from Tuanzai 0323.

What to do... so rhythmic.

Ji An watched with relish, his whole body nestled in the chair, his head leaned to Xia Wen's side, his eyes squinted slightly as if he was very comfortable.He smacked his mouth, suddenly felt a little thirsty, quietly took a few sips of water from the small table and put it back.

After continuing to watch the movie for a while, it seemed that something was wrong. Xia Wen blinked his eyes for a long time staring at the water on the small table, tilted his head and paused.Ji An licked his lower lip, and found something was wrong, he also looked at the water on the small table for a while, and was stunned.

Ji An: Wait...why did that bottle of water look like it was opened just now?

Xia Wen: Wait, that seems to be my water...

Tuanzai No. 0323 shook his body to shake off the invisible crumbs of melon seeds on his body, rolled his white body twice, and sighed comfortably, feeling a little tangled in his heart.Which one is better to watch, a movie or a live show?

This is really a serious question.

But Ji An recovered after staying there for a while, didn't he just drink someone else's water, what's there to worry about?Think about the situation where people drink a glass of water with their brothers, like after playing basketball, during class...

Wait, how many years ago was this! ?And I don't seem to have joined... So is this an indirect kiss in some way?

Xia Wen frowned, with a hint of disgust in his heart. He was thinking whether to continue drinking that bottle of water, or to change to the undrinked bottle next to him.Although it's true that I want to change the bottle of water, it will hurt Ji An... It's so tangled.

After that, Xia Wen finally chose a good method that would not hurt others.Forget about drinking water...

[This is really a bad idea...] Tuanzai No. 0323 jumped on the side twice [I really don't know what to do when you kiss your lover in the future. ] Xia Wen raised an eyebrow when he heard the voice, and looked at Tuanzai No. 0323 with a "shua".There was strong malice in the glazed eyes, and Tuanzai 0323 took two steps back in fright, and shut his mouth.

A movie ended in a strange atmosphere.Xia Wen, who walked out of the theater, suddenly remembered that he seemed to have promised to play with Ji An, this deep well ice!He curled his lips and looked at Ji An beside him, seeing that Ji An seemed to be happy, well, he must have completed the task.

After that, Ji An sent Xia Wen back.When he got home, he thought that he had been thrown at the station before, so he couldn't help but said softly: "It's really a discrimination." However, the corner of his mouth still drew a beautiful arc.

Well... now it's pretty good.

Tuanzai No. 0323 "cut" on the side, and a lazy voice came [Host, have you never been in love? ] "Woc has something to do with you!?" Xia Wen was angry.

[It’s okay] Tuanzai No. 0323 shrugged, although in Xia Wen’s eyes it was still just flying up and down [You pretend I didn’t say anything] The mission is still far away...

Xia Wen took off his shoes, went to the bedroom and lay down on the bed, heaved a long sigh, and stared at the ceiling for a long time.This is not my original world, and my job is not Ji An's life assistant, all this is like a dream... nothing more.

He took out his mobile phone and pressed a series of numbers: "Hello?"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Xia Wen: I heard you are handsome...

Ji An: That's right!It is your blessing to meet me!

Xia Wen: [Manual goodbye] Hehe

Ji An: No, no!Meeting you is my blessing!Daughter-in-law~

Mozi's mood has improved~

But why no one comes to the group to play with Mozi? QAQ【Sang Xin】