Lingyin's figure had just disappeared in the corridor, and her breath still lingered in the air—however, the main hall, which was quiet just now, was instantly overwhelmed by "people that ordinary people cannot see".Ebisu knelt on the soft cushion of the main seat, very at a loss.

A girl with a sweet and soft artifact leaned on Yebisu's lap: "My lord, my lord...do you like her?"

Uh... this question is too sharp.

Ebisu bit her lower lip tightly and refused to answer, but the tips of her ears turned red quietly.

However, the artifacts surrounding Ebisu refused to let him go easily. Some commented on Suzune, some scolded her for being envious and jealous, and some criticized her for being proud of serving the Lord—rather than Ebisu cautiously. contacted her, and even gave herself a false name for it.

However, the name cannot be completely false.

Ebisu was the first child born to the gods Izanaki and Izanami, but he was born with a handicap, and his parents abandoned him without even giving him a name.At that time, humans called him the God of Chizi, which meant that he was incomplete.

Ebisu was the name he later gave himself.

"Okay." Ebisu couldn't argue with his group of artifacts, can the sound of the ring be explained in words?Obviously not.Fortunately, these artifacts were still concerned about Yebisu's feelings, so they didn't take out the biggest black spot of the ring tone.

Married and eloped.

Ebisu didn't care much about this matter, but she also knew very well that monsters can do things unscrupulously, but gods have their own rules.If he had any intimate relationship with Lingyin, aside from other things, if someone sued him in the God's Discussion—his trouble would be inevitable.The thoughts of the artifacts are not purely out of prejudice against the ring tone.Everything that exists in this world is bound to be bound by the opinions of others.From the perspective of yin and yang, this is also a special kind of mantra.

Even gods are no exception.

Compared to the apprehension of the artifacts, Ebisu was much calmer.You ask him if he likes ringtones, of course he does.But if the love is simply limited to the love between men and women, he feels that it is too narrow.

There were soft footsteps outside.

...is the ringtone.

Hurry up!You all hide from me quickly!

Ebisu immediately jumped up like a headless fly and circled around twice before realizing belatedly that he himself didn't seem to need to hide.Then he turned his head and almost tripped over the hem of his clothes.There is a little girl with a slow reaction standing in the center, and it's too late to hide now!

Ebisu hastily called out her name: "Xingya!"

The girl turned into a white light in response and fell into Lingyin's sleeve.At the same time, the inner door was just opened, and Ling Yin, whose hair was still wet, looked inside: "What's the matter, I seem to hear you calling someone's name?"

"No, nothing." Ebisu explained in a panic, and suddenly he said, "Hey, you are very beautiful now!"

"Thank you."

Suzune pursed her lips and smiled, just taking it as a polite remark—but Ebisu was actually telling the truth.The girl was already bright in color, but with a touch of water vapor on her, she was like a freshly washed camellia after the rain, beautiful and moving.

Suzune didn't care about Ebisu's little lie either.

She lowered her head and touched the maiden costume on her body, feeling a little shy.Although she is innocent and simple, she is not so confused as to distinguish good from bad—this set of fabric is more than enough for a noblewoman's new wedding dress.At least... even Naraku can't compare.

I don't know how Naraku would feel if he knew the mental activities of Lingyin.

"I will wash this suit and return it to you." Lingyin said seriously.

"Uh...you don't need to be so polite."

Ebisu actually wanted to say, don't be so polite, it doesn't matter if you want to wear a suit and throw it away.But he finally knew that saying that might scare people, so he kept silent.

"but……"

"Ok?"

"Actually, I've been wanting to ask for a while now," Lingyin said cautiously—although there was suspicion of treating Ebisu as a weirdo, she really couldn't figure out why, "That...why did you take a A kitchen knife?"

"Ah, I'm taking..."

Ebisu raised his hand, he was taken aback for a moment, and broke out in cold sweat.And the cry of my little friend Xingya gradually came from the depths of consciousness—the kitchen knife... What happened to the kitchen knife, she can't choose such a body?

But the problem now is not this.

Yebisu's whole body was stiff, he was not good at human contact, he had an urge to run away - oh my god, Suzune was taking a bath, and then he was holding a kitchen knife at the door... every second in his mind Hundreds of horror stories can come out of it.Ebisu's whole face was almost flushed red, he lowered his head halfway, and made up a lie: "...I, I just want to make sushi."

He has told more lies today than he has ever told in his entire life.

Whispers that only Ebisu could hear sounded: "It's over!" A fool who can wrap himself around a belt."

Hey, he can hear these words.

"So did I bother you?"

"No, no." The moment Yebisu blurted out, she realized what she had said, and suddenly felt very desperate—every generation of Ebisu is undoubtedly a sports idiot, and a life skill idiot x2.This is inherited from the root, and he is inherently deformed, which cannot be changed by any effort and training.

But Yebisu had just boasted so much, so he could only bite the bullet and walked into the kitchen. As soon as he opened the kitchen door, he fell into a new panic, wait, why are there so many weird knives in this world? There are so many kinds of edible plants on the Internet!Hey, that dead fish is looking at him with its eyes open, so scary!

Xingya: Lord God, stop shaking.

Ebisu: ...It can't be done at all.

Xingya: You are shaking so much that I want to shake too, really.

If it wasn't for Suzune following behind with a full face of curiosity, Ebisu would probably have hugged Xingya at this moment, and the two of them were trembling together.Yebisu bit the bullet and fished out a live fish from the bucket.The live fish struggled in his hands, the slippery feel almost made Ebisu faint.

Wow, so scary!

Don't jump, I swear you will be rich in your next life.

This, this is God of Wealth's promise!

Ebisu threw the live fish on the chopping board with trembling hands, and held onto Kyoya with difficulty.The little girl let out a series of screams in his mind, making Yebisu dizzy from the noise, and he had to comfort her: don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it will be fine when you chop it off with a knife.

However, Xingya is still screaming: But it is not you who is in close contact with Yutou!

Ebisu couldn't help retorting: But you are a kitchen knife.

His words seemed to have completely pierced the tears, and Xingmi's crying voice continued: But what my body looks like is not something that I can decide on my own... Moreover, and neither is the Lord God. Martial God, an offensive weapon like mine is basically useless, I haven't even killed a chicken... woo woo woo...

Nothing.

Ebisu answered her from the bottom of her heart: You will soon realize your value as an offensive artifact...

...Although it's just chopping a fish.

The scream in the ear seemed to pierce the eardrum, and Yebisu felt that he was going to be deaf at the first moment when the sound rang out. He never expected that he could still hear the change of the scream—at first It was just a girl's scream that hated blood stains, and then she raised her voice, as if she foresaw something extremely terrifying.

And it's multi-singing.

what happened?

The blade sank into flesh.

Bright red spread.

Ebisu also wanted to scream now, Suzune's face was magnified in front of him, she frowned in pain, tears were already rolling in her eyes, Ebisu took half a step back, Xingya fell from his hands He fell to the ground, bewildered and barely knowing what to do.

Suzune was in so much pain that she was about to cry.

But she managed to put on a ferocious expression—even though her master looked stern and inwardly: "Are you an idiot?"

Uh……

very sorry for that.

But he really... Ebisu was anxious, and replied in a low voice: "I am." He didn't want to be an idiot, but he was born as an exercise idiot, and there was nothing he could do about it .

His voice was too low to hear the ringtone clearly.

"Even an idiot knows that he will protect himself." Lingyin was really angry, "The way you use the knife—" drew an arc in mid-air, and then rushed straight at herself, "It's really..."

Ringtone is so exhausted that I can't find an adjective.

She couldn't help but watch the other party cut a knife on her body, and the knife looked very sharp indeed.She subconsciously rushed over to stop Ebisu—without thinking, the kitchen knife cut her arm.

Not deep, but the blood flowed profusely.

...and it really fucking hurts.

Lingyin has always been a pampered person, and no one told her to be strong.After a while, the tears turned into tears, Ebisu frantically wiped Suzune's face with his sleeve.He was clumsy and didn't know what to do, so he had to repeat: "Don't cry, don't cry... Really don't cry... It's okay to cut me just now..."

After all, Ebisu is a god after all.

His body is not as fragile and delicate as it looks.

"But...it really hurts."

Oh oh, yes, there are still wounds.Ebisu completely forgot about his plan to "disguise as an ordinary human" at this moment. He stretched out his hands and hung them on Suzune's injured arm. A faint white light diffused from his hands and landed on the wound.

The wound doesn't hurt anymore.

There was a faint warmth.

A moment later, when Ebisu put down his hand, there was no wound on Suzune's arm, and after wiping off the blood stains, his arm was as white and tender as a lotus root.Ebisu also breathed a sigh of relief, thankful for the first time that he is a god of good fortune.

"What is this?" The pain stopped, and Lingyin stopped crying naturally.

"This is..." Maybe it was Suzune's actions just now, which reversed the prejudice of many artifacts against her, and everyone chattered in Ebisu's consciousness, making suggestions.Ebisu quickly picked out a plausible excuse, "I'm an onmyoji practicing here, so I know some small spells that can heal and purify others."

"Oh! It's amazing!"

Suzune's eyes lit up.

If she had such powerful skills, she would not have had to suffer so much when saving corals.Ebisu was stunned for a moment. Shouldn't he be blamed for causing Suzune's injury due to his carelessness?

What's going on now that Suzune is staring at him with twinkling eyes?

"Well, yes." Ebisu accepted this compliment with a very guilty conscience. His priesthood has nothing to do with healing, and knowing such small spells is only a compulsory course for gods. It really can't be called very powerful. Not holding back is already a manifestation of his powerful divine power.

But, but being watched like this...

...He felt as if he was floating!

want to be adored.

Want to be praised more.

Ebisu probably lost his mind, or in other words, driven by this unspeakable vanity, his mind was turning faster and shrewder than ever.He stood up and boasted without guilt: "My meal is really delicious, it was just a mistake just now."

Suzune was taken aback by him.

But Ebisu wants to do something, and all the artifacts in the room can't stop him, let alone the bell.However, Ebisu didn't make any trouble this time.He picked up Xingmi from the ground, and said softly: "Bangmi."

Another white light rushed over from outside the house.

Bangmi is a very rare possession-type artifact. It can possess Ebisu, and the two are synchronized, and can perfectly reproduce its own movements on Ebisu.Although he is not Ebisu's beacon, but sometimes he can play a more important role than the beacon.For example, the extremely complicated sacrificial dance during the exorcism—wouldn't anyone think that Yebisu himself danced that gorgeous and extraordinary dance?No, he could only twist his waist.

For example, now—

Half an hour later, Yebisu drank tea leisurely at the main seat.Lingyin stared at all kinds of sushi on the table with sparkling eyes, eating from start to finish: "This one is delicious... This one is also delicious... Wow, Leech, you are really amazing, and the way you cook is very cool."

Of course it is!

If Ebisu could have a small tail, it would probably be up by now.As for the person who cooks, it's not him at all, but Bangmi who was forced to become a decathlon by the owner of the waste wood... la la la he doesn't listen, if he doesn't listen or he doesn't listen, he doesn't listen.

He is so cool (~ ̄▽ ̄)~!

He is very powerful (~ ̄▽ ̄)~!

——None of you should try to wake him up o(*≧▽≦)ツ~

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