Takei Ayanokoji's Tool Man Guide

I only lived in the president's house for a day and two nights, and I could feel that the president's attitude towards me was getting colder and colder.But I still don't understand what I did to make him uncomfortable, or unhappy.

I cleaned the house carefully, and cooked three meals that the president had never tasted.In the face of Mori Ogai's unreasonable provocations and temptations, I did not hurt the president in the slightest.But today the president not only refused me to help him make lunch, but also used a very lame excuse to go back to the house, took various photos with his mobile phone, and sent them to Edogawa Ranpo who is not in Yokohama.

Obviously when we first met, he treated me like an elder treats a junior, but now he treats me as cautiously as a scourge, and is worried that I will be bad for him.but.If the president doesn't believe me so much, it will hinder my follow-up plan, so I still have to find a way to establish a harmonious and stable relationship with the president.

I patiently said to the president who just came out of the courtyard: "President Fukuzawa, what are you doing?"

As soon as the president noticed my appearance, he subconsciously hid behind his back, not wanting me to know what he was doing.But in fact, it would be fine if he didn't do this action. After doing this action, it seems that the president's defense against me is deeper than I imagined.

"Why did you come back?" the president asked back.

"After we separated from you, I remembered that I didn't have the key to open the door at the detective agency. So, instead of waiting for you at the same place, I might as well come back and follow you." After I said that bluntly, I thought for a while and said, "The agency The chief hasn't answered my question yet. What are you going to take? Why did you come out of the courtyard?"

The president is not the kind of glib, talkative person.

I'll wait for his answer.However, only waiting for the words of the president——

"Just want to change the way of going out once in a while."

"Would you like to take a picture of my blanket when you leave the courtyard?" I just didn't say it, but it doesn't mean I didn't see anything.

"..."

The president and I looked at each other in silence for too long, and neither of us looked away, so that I was already wondering if we were actually playing a game of "whoever blinks first loses".Finally, the president let out a long sigh.

"Ayanokouji, can I ask you something?"

……

Sure enough, when I was sleeping at night, was it too noisy for me to do seal engraving?

I reflect on myself,

Nodding: "President Fukuzawa, please tell me."

"Ayanokōji, are your parents still there?" the president asked.

Very few people ask me this question.When I entered the world of books, people around me agreed that I was an orphan without father or mother.When I was in real life, people around me didn't think I had relatives until my clone No. [-] appeared.I remember at that time, Mr. Hirotsu also said that I looked like a person who was raised without parents. I was too independent and used to solve everything by myself.But I still have parents.

Although I have never investigated my mother, I always feel that she should still be living somewhere in this world, leading her own life.Not to mention my father.Just read the newspaper to know his physical condition.He is a person who will be concerned by the media once in and out of the hospital.

When the president asks this question, is he also trying to say something similar to Mr. Hirotsu?

"My parents are still alive, but I haven't been in touch with them for a long time."

I remember my father’s most recent chat was when I was 11 or almost 12 years old. He said, "It is the most stupid behavior for a capable person to do nothing."This sentence can be regarded as his classic line, and he often said this sentence to me.

"Have you ever abused a small animal?"

His words made me subconsciously look up at him.

What does the president mean?

Maybe I stared too closely, the president changed his wording again and asked, "Or do you like firelight?"

President Fukuzawa's words were reserved.

He wanted to ask me if I was a pyromaniac.

In fact, if you care about criminal psychology profiling, you should have heard of such a theory.That is the "McDonnell Triangle Theory".This theory analyzes the roots and knots of the criminal psychology of most serial murderers.It noted that the perpetrators all came from a broken family background.And they should have done similar things in their childhood, which can be grouped into three types of "arsonism", "animal cruelty" and "long-term bedwetting".

So he saw my sheets hanging in the yard to dry, did he think I wet the bed?

Do you want to use this to deduce that I have the potential to be a serial murderer?Obviously at noon yesterday, I was still discussing with Dr. Xie Ye whether I have a psychological problem.Now it really is doubtful about "am I a murderer?"

But this McDonald's triangle theory needs to meet all the conditions.

So I seriously said to the president: "President, I didn't wet the bed." Even if I showed it to Ranbu, I would only draw the same conclusion.

"..." The president spoke out slowly, as if he didn't understand what I was talking about, "I know that."

Why can't I believe it?

"Then why do you think I wash the sheets?"

"........."