Takei Ayanokoji's Tool Man Guide

It was strange for me to have supper in the middle of the night, which is not a normal meal, but I cooked some udon anyway.After all, this "cooking supper" can make Chuya consciously avoid the scene, so I cooked supper according to Osamu Dazai's request.

When the conflicts between the two sides are endlessly arguing, external conflicts are needed to shift the point of conflict.

I don't want to continue to stay in a room with Zhong Ye.The "compromise" just now was just a tactic to delay the attack.I originally wanted to say that he had a bug on his body. Apart from the fact that I thought Osamu Dazai would not miss this opportunity, I also wanted to use the "bug" to change the subject.Even, I can put a bug on him, and then push the matter to Osamu Dazai.

Anyway, I will not continue the topic.

But it was precisely because there were no bugs that I suspected that Osamu Dazai was nearby.

Is this a hunch?

Or a hunch?

I can't tell either.

……

Incandescent lights "humming" in the middle of the night.

I looked at the boiling soup, and I was planning to break an egg into the soup to coordinate the taste.Osamu Dazai approached me with a teacup, and said, "Ayanokōji, I like broken egg flowers."

This man has too many opinions.

I use chopsticks to break up the eggs randomly.Seeing the egg flower forming, I turned off the fire, wiped my hands with kitchen paper, and said, "You can eat."

The reason for cooking supper is because Osamu Dazai had an upset stomach during dinner time and did not eat.By this point, he instead told me he was hungry.

Seeing that the supper was cooked, Osamu Dazai moved a small chair for himself and sat on the side, as if waiting for me to bring the snow pan to him.Thinking that it was indeed Dazai who helped me out, and he injured his left hand when he came back from going out, I still brought the pot to him.

Osamu Dazai took a sip of the soup first, and said suddenly: "If there is a next time, you can get some dried salted round trevally and roast it in the kitchen. The fish must be very delicious as a snack at night."

The air in the Wanxiang Hall is not well ventilated, and this roasting is definitely a stink bomb placed in the detective agency.This is torturing people and dragging others into the water.

"If you want to eat, make it yourself."

"I don't know how to cook." Osamu Dazai put on a proud expression.

"This kind of thing is learned."

My cooking skills are not innate. When I came out of Academy City in the early days, all I ate were quick-frozen food from convenience stores.

It is edible.

Osamu Dazai didn't pay any attention to what I said.

Probably seeing that I didn't want to leave after supper, Osamu Dazai couldn't help but said: "It's really embarrassing for you to chat, there's no way to go on except talking about me as a topic."

I thought about the content carefully, and I didn't feel that I said anything that shouldn't be said at all.If I couldn't think about it and suddenly praised him at that time, that would be a dark history that I should feel unbearable to look back on.

I said: "Your trouble has reached the level of group ridicule, I hope you know it."

Hearing my words, Osamu Dazai just casually hummed a verse of the song, then changed the subject, and his pupils flickered: "You didn't expect me to squat inside, did you?"

If I didn't expect it, I probably wouldn't find it either.

I said without emotion: "Well, I, super, unexpected, unexpected."

Osamu Dazai acted as if giving me a hint of mercy, and said, "If you look carefully, there is still a rope for strangling the neck on the crossbar of the cabinet, but it is of poor quality and broke."

What are you trying to do by deliberately doing this kind of thing in someone else's office?However, regardless of whether Dazai's purpose is really to hang in the cabinet, "eavesdropping" is an indisputable fact.

"By the way, aren't you going back?" Osamu Dazai asked intentionally, "Are you afraid that Chuya will stop you?"

"Don't provoke him."

I took a teacup and poured hot water.

I am now in a situation where I cannot be alone, and at this time Osamu Dazai rarely gives me a sense of security.I don't want to leave here right now.

"I've seen a bunch of people who can't do anything about you, and listen to you obediently. But I didn't expect you to be so helpless." Osamu Dazai pointed his chopsticks in my direction with great interest, and said, "I really want to know What story do you have with him? The protagonist of the online dating story you mentioned last time is probably "he". "

……

This person's level of gossip is comparable to that of the aunts in the market.

I took a sip of the hot water and said blankly: "No. Also, when eating, don't point your chopsticks at people, it's impolite."

Osamu Dazai put away the chopsticks and asked curiously, "Are you born to like the same sex, or did you discover that you can also like the same sex one day?"

This is the person who heard that every certain period of time, he needs to deal with a box of love letters from the opposite sex. Are you curious about love in other fields?

"For example, if you are heterosexual, you usually feel that the other party is the opposite sex and needs to be treated specially when you have casual physical contact. But between the same sex, it can also be because of the discovery

Do you feel different because the other party is the same sex? "

Ask me, how would I know?

"I haven't thought about it."

"Then what do you like about Zhongye? Can you answer this? Although the little dwarf is a little petite, he is not coquettish, nor does he act cute like a girl. I don't think you are very emm either... So what attracts you of?"

This person is definitely curious about other areas of love...

Moreover, I don't need to answer his topic.

I continued to put on an indifferent face and said, "I don't want to discuss this kind of issue."

"Hey——" Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes and said, "It's rare to have such a light topic with you. If you don't talk about it, you have to talk about serious issues like detective agencies, Hong Kong gangsters, etc. Isn't that boring? And , I may be able to give you some love guidance."

Before I opened my mouth to speak, Osamu Dazai deliberately lowered the volume and said, "The sound insulation here is not that good. If we say anything about the Hong Kong Black Detective Agency, people will hear it."

……

You who talk so much about love here are the ones who want me to be full of gossip tomorrow, right?

"What you just said is subjective."

"But, is it true to treat Zhong?"

"It's not what you think."

Osamu Dazai proudly challenged, "How do you know what I'm thinking?"

I glanced down, pointed at the snow pan and said, "If you don't eat it, I'll throw it away."

"Tsk, Ayanokōji-kun is too boring."

I ignored him and turned to my phone.

As long as he ignored him, Osamu Dazai would naturally calm down.

Although I was looking at my mobile phone, I still consciously recalled the episode when I got along with Zhongya just now.Did some point come up in the middle of the dialogue that I didn't notice.Nakaya's attitude towards me is still essentially like treating a stranger. It is only because he knows "I don't want to see him" that he avoids meeting me, but whenever there are other things, he will be very natural. to forget what happened.

Don't know why, other people, to me, are the same.

Edogawa Ranpo, Dazai Osamu, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Hirotsu Yananami, even if they have no memory of me, I still feel that they are the same as the person in my memory.However, today is the first time I have met Chuya face-to-face in these years, but I feel that this person is just called "Chuya Zhongyuan" and looks the same as "Chuya Zhongyuan".

This uncoordinated sense of disobedience makes it difficult for me to balance my thoughts on him and

attitude.

If I had to find out the reason, it was probably because he was very different from the person I remembered.But I still have no way to define what this "big discrepancy" refers to.It stands to reason that it is normal for a person who has no memory of me to have such an attitude.

Maybe, I just can't accept the fact that this person will be nice to me.

As I was thinking about it, I felt a sudden chill for no reason.

I seem to have forgotten a very important point - the point that happened between Dazai and Chuya.

What does it mean to say "Honestly, I feel a little complicated about you now. I don't want to say that if you know me, I owe you something, and I don't know about it"?

He is so sure that he owes me something?

Or was it a speech made by chance?

And what is "you should have returned to the present timeline from the 'future'"?

Has he dropped the idea now?

Combined with the topic of love and online dating that Osamu Dazai repeatedly mentioned now, I feel that ominous premonition is taking shape.

I evacuated the snow pan that Osamu Dazai was eating.

Osamu Dazai raised his head and asked, "What are you doing? I haven't finished eating yet."

"What did you say to Mr. Nakahara?"

"What can I say?" Osamu Dazai was about to complain, but after meeting my eyes, he seemed to think of something, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Is this person a cockroach that would make people feel uncomfortable if he couldn't be killed?

"You won't tell him that I'm his online dating partner, and then arrange the conversation to make him think he's a heartless person, sorry for me, that's why I keep a distance from him, right?"

"How can this be called blind? This is a very reasonable guess, otherwise why would you refuse to see him? Who is your online dating partner? It's not him, but you gave him a name?"

"Dazai Osamu..."

"Huh?" Dazai replied briskly.

"...people like you will go to hell."

Osamu Dazai smiled happily: "Oh, in Japanese culture, everyone will go to hell after death. Oh, you believe in Christianity, so you believe that people will be divided into two factions, one will go to heaven and the other will go to hell , is also normal. I respect your religious beliefs."

"..."

"Don't worry," Osamu Dazai said relaxedly while asking for his meal back, "Chu is not a person with a love brain, he won't care so much. If you care too much, you will lose."

"Mr. Dazai, after you finish eating, I will help you

Do some healing to restore your body..."

"..."

After supper, I gave Osamu Dazai a mandatory four 10-minute natural therapy - "shiatsu".The fact that the whole society woke up because of Dazai Osamu's painful howl is a later story.

I just remember that a piece of hair that appeared outside the kitchen was the biggest scare of my days.I knew he had been outside waiting for a chance to talk to me, but I just pretended not to notice.

This evil Dazai...