Takei Ayanokoji's Tool Man Guide

I asked, is he interested?

Osamu Dazai said, "I'm just pointing at this."

He is hopeless.

I think the more I show that I hate Osamu Dazai, the happier he will be.

Osamu Dazai chatted with me on the phone and said, "Ayanokōji, do you know that there is a flower called vetch?"

"..."

If I don't respond, he will take it for granted that we are still in a dialogue.Osamu Dazai said: "Vetacea is a flower with a strong sense of domain. When it rains, the water droplets that slide down from its leaves contain a lot of selenium, which can poison the surrounding plants to death."

"So, what do you want to express?"

"Didn't I say before that you are ignorant of world affairs?" Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "At that time, I thought that Ayanokōji's way of thinking about problems was calm and seemed ignorant of world affairs. But it's just that you are too easy to separate yourself in the incident emotions and feelings, but lack the sympathy and empathy that people often have.

But now I know that Ayanokōji still has a very exclusive mentality. "

"..."

"Aren't you happy that Mr. Ranpo is having fun with other people?" Osamu Dazai couldn't hide his complacency and joy in his voice, as if he had discovered a big treasure, and he had to share this feeling to feel comfortable.

"Mr. Dazai, you should still be from Hong Kong"

"Come on, I want to subtly change the subject again." Osamu Dazai was not afraid of my question at all.

I have never been used to scaring snakes by hunting grass, I prefer praying mantises to catch cicadas, with the oriole behind.But Osamu Dazai was too proud.

"You probably didn't take me to the chief's office that day. Although the surrounding area was cleaned very clean and there was no dust at all, there are some small details that cannot be deceived."

I said calmly.

"For example, the fan blades of the air conditioner. Generally speaking, the fan blades of the air conditioner will be turned up in summer, and the fan blades will be turned down in winter for better air circulation. Naturally, such trivial matters do not need to be handled by the owner of the office. Come on, but the secretary in charge of the office can't even pay attention to such small details and common sense?

At that time, the fan blades of the air conditioner in the house were facing upwards.That means the office is useless for at least one winter.But the materials and information that should be in the office are also readily available, just waiting for others to see.

This person should be waiting for you, right? "

Osamu Dazai continued to smile and said: "Your example is too extreme. Many of the clerks in our office are quite confused. No

It's just the fan blades of the air conditioner, how do you know that the secretary of the leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong can cover everything? "

I can't say that I understand the security system of Hong Kong gangsters myself, and even if I questioned how easy it was to enter and leave the headquarters building of Hong Kong gangsters at that time, Osamu Dazai can still say that he has already prepared for today.

"Dust," I said. "You're not near the air conditioner, so I don't know. Dust is blowing out of there."

"...Why, do you want me to praise you, or should I deal with you?" Dazai Zhiyan said with a smile.From the background sound of the chat, it can be heard that Osamu Dazai changed the place to chat, maybe he deliberately found a place where no one noticed to talk.

"Why are you in the detective agency?"

Osamu Dazai showed no signs of guilt at all, and continued to smile and said, "Don't be so eager to drive people away~ I have contributed to the detective agency without hard work. Don't rush to drive people away just because I poked your sore spot, I'm going to be very sad."

I can't hear where he is sad at all.

"With all due respect, you're annoying."

"Don't worry about me so much, and you won't be bothered." Dazai Osamu said unmoved, "Ayanokōji-kun is still a child, and his emotions will be affected by other people's affairs. There is a long, long way to go."

"Do people care about flies? It's usually because of flies, right?" I said flatly.

"I found that when Ayanokouji treated me, he was always sharp-tongued." Osamu Dazai said, "How about this, Ayanokouji-kun, are you free tonight?"

"what happened?"

"I want to buy you a drink, how about we have a private chat by the way?"

"Where will I meet?"

"Don't worry, you can buy things for Mr. Ranpo first. He is still waiting, and I will take you there after dinner is over."

I'm not in a hurry.

>>>>>

Osamu Dazai did not tell Ranpo Edogawa about asking me out for a drink. After eating cream stew with Atsushi Nakajima, Kyoka Izumi, Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Edogawa in the house at night, Edogawa and the others went Go to the movies.

Osamu Dazai called me to go out, and Edogawa got half of his body out of the stove table after hearing the movement, watched us go out and said, "Where are you going?"

"I'll take Ayanokōji to experience the world of adults." Osamu Dazai said while pushing me away, I just saw Ranpo Edogawa following him with his eyes, and didn't say a word. "Mr. Ranpo, let's go to bed first."

"Then how late will you be?"

Osamu Dazai said to him in a persuasive tone: "Ten

I'll be back by two o'clock, and I won't lose Ayanokouji-kun. "

Edogawa shook his body like a pendulum clock and said, "Alright then."

When he got a reply, Osamu Dazai smiled and closed the door.I couldn't get in half a sentence the whole time.It's natural for two people to answer each other. I feel that I am completely an outsider.

"Can you drink?" Osamu Dazai asked, he was wearing an off-white scarf around his neck when he went out.

I consciously fell half a step behind him.

"During the student fellowship, you should also drink some low-alcohol drinks with your classmates, right?"

What he said is true, but I usually only drink plain water.

I didn't really want to respond to him. Osamu Dazai paused, walked side by side with me and said, "I found something about you."

"..."

Something else was discovered.

"Your ears are pretty, have you ever thought about getting your ears pierced?"

As soon as the words fell, I subconsciously looked at him, what kind of words are these?

"When you came back, I saw that the hair on the side of your ear was unnaturally bent inward. I thought that you might have tied your hair up before. In this case, the ear should be exposed. If you wear earrings, it should look good. , don't you want to be popular with girls?"

How long has it been since I got back to the apartment, is he looking for something to say?Are these words trying to scare people or what are they doing?

"boring."

"Don't be so indifferent, Ayanokōji." Osamu Dazai walked forward with his arm resting on his pillow, "Every normal chat is an attack on each other, and occasionally I want to chat with you about everyday topics, don't you?"

I can't be bothered to talk to him.

"I'm not like you who will smile at people you don't like."

"I don't hate you. Why don't you believe it?" Osamu Dazai showed a dumbfounding expression.

"I'm not like you."

I'm different from Osamu Dazai, whether he really thinks that way or is just deceiving people, I can't completely control other people's emotions.

There are many, many things that I don't want to mention to Osamu Dazai right now.

Dazai Osamu was probably waiting for me to say something, but after waiting for a long time, he still didn't wait for me to say anything, so he tilted his head and asked me: "What's the difference? Ayanokōji, you're not that kind of emotional person, are you?"

I don't understand why Osamu Dazai always puts on a smile when he says a word, or why he looks so happy, but always does other extreme things.

Also, why am I discussing these things with him?

"..."

The place where we drank was not in a bar or an izakaya, but on the rooftop of the highest floor of a high-rise building. Osamu Dazai carried a bag of beer, passed the security guards, and went directly to the rooftop.

The lock on the roof is one of the easiest locks in the whole building, and the lock cylinder is not difficult to pick.Therefore, if some high-level people steal, they will turn over from the roof.

This is how Osamu Dazai introduced me when he opened the rooftop door with a hairpin.

I don't think there's anywhere in Yokohama that he can't go to with a black hairpin.

The typhoon is very windy and cold, whistling, it is really a bad place.In addition, when I saw Osamu Dazai's tight scarf, I knew he chose this place premeditatedly.

The picture of drinking with someone in my fantasy is definitely not drinking with the person next to me when the wind is still cold and the voice needs to be raised so that it will not be blown away by the wind.

"Don't you want to drink more?" Osamu Dazai said holding a beer can in one hand.

I didn't cooperate and said: "If you drink all of them, the beer can will be blown away."

Take a sip and you'll be fine.

"If Mr. Ranpo came over, you probably wouldn't refuse like this, would you?"

"He doesn't drink, so he'll probably spit it out." I put the beer can aside and said, "And isn't he going to talk about things? You need to drink less alcohol to stay sober, right?"

Dazai's eyes followed my movements around, and found that his interest in chatting also declined.

I said, "Your drinking friend is not me."

If someone can replace it, it's really all over.

The age difference between me and Osamu Dazai is not very big, only three years old.If it was before, in the previous world line, we were a teacher-student relationship, and I would still avoid him a little bit.Now, I don't think I need to be very polite to him either.

"You really don't need to explain, what do you know about me? Hong Kong and black, Oda Zuo, drinking friends, etc.? I care more about your familiarity with me than I care about you. Maybe you explained this One ring, I'm not interested in you anymore."

"..."

"You should know a lot about me, right?"

Suddenly an idea occurred to me, and I said, "What I said, would you leave the detective agency immediately, immediately, now?"

Although I don't believe in talking, if others say a few words casually, even if the interests are not involved, the other party will obey me, but maybe one day, a miracle will happen to me.

"If you talk to me now, I will immediately, immediately,

Get out of this world now! "Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up.

"........."

This guy is actually learning how to speak from me.

"Your disgusted expression is becoming more and more obvious!" Dazai Osamu snapped his fingers and said, "Well, isn't Ayanokouji-kun not smiling? If I can make you laugh this week, Ayanokouji How about you fulfilling my wish?"

"What wish?"

Want to know why I don't pretend to be a stranger in front of him at all?

Wondering why I hate him?

Or something nasty and nasty?

"Lingxiaolu, if I succeed, you can follow my wish and become the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, how about it?"

Ah.

not so good.