Takei Ayanokoji's Tool Man Guide

From the first meeting, I felt that Osamu Dazai and I would meet and talk alone sooner or later.But I didn't expect this opportunity to come so quickly, and the timing was so coincidental.

We happened to pass by the Ooka River, and the river was shining brightly under the street lamps.And Osamu Dazai stopped at a place where the railing was relatively low. I just need to push forward with my hand and tell others the next day that he slipped and fell into the water.

Unfortunately, if I really do that, Osamu Dazai will definitely find a way to leave the death message "I am a murderer".This, to me, does no good.

Dazai Osamu stared at the river, and said to himself: "The water in Ooka River is quite cold at this time."

It seems that he has no intention of dying today.The subtext of this sentence is that if you don't die, you will probably catch a cold and have a fever, and your body will be very uncomfortable.According to Osamu Dazai's character, he should not be able to throw water.

"The last time I was doing a mission, someone pushed me into the water. The water is so cold."

Is this the opening line of the warm-up?

I didn't answer him.

I guess he would have brought the man into the water by the way, and subdued him.

Theoretically speaking, the possibility of drowning a person who can swim directly by pushing him into the water is very small.So, my idea is to put his head in the water after being brought into the water by him.When I was asked about it, I would say "this is self-defense, it's just a little too much".

So far, it's all in the imagination.

I don't kill people with my own hands. Personally, I don't like blood.

"Mr. Dazai, if possible, it would be better if you have something to say clearly at once. Because I don't want to have a situation like this where I need to be alone with you."

Osamu Dazai laughed all of a sudden: "It seems that you really hate me. What should I do?"

"..."

I don't think he was troubled by a stranger's likes and dislikes.

"If you bring this attitude to work, you may be given ideological work by Mr. President."

Osamu Dazai began to analyze with me with his fingers, how my attitude towards him would affect the work situation, such as affecting the working atmosphere, affecting the relationship between colleagues, making people have a bad impression of me, etc. More seriously, there may be a situation where you have to give up one party.

After I listened, I asked, "So what do you mean?"

In my opinion, he

Just to scare me and make me put my attitude right.Then he can chuckle aside.

Osamu Dazai said seriously: "No matter how much you dislike the other party, you should not bring your emotions out. The most basic respect and etiquette should be in place."

"Let's get down to business, what do you want to say? Or do you just want to talk about these trivial things?"

Osamu Dazai put away his hippie smile and said, "Ayanokōji-kun, I think you are a very suspicious person."

I put my hands in the pockets of my jacket and said slowly: "I think that when I asked for protection but didn't take the initiative to say who was going to hurt me, with the ability of the Butei Club, I should have put away all the people around me. Have you checked all of them? I'm very suspicious, what are you referring to?"

"None of the people you contacted have any criminal records, and your identities are clean, and you yourself don't have any criminal records, so you are an innocent person." Dazai changed the subject, raised two fingers and said, "This is what happened. Problem. What do you think the problem is?"

"You mean you can't find out that I'm an arms dealer, so you think I'm suspicious?" Because I told them before that I was an arms dealer, but now I don't know how far they have found out.

As soon as I said this, Dazai Osamu was stunned on the spot, and applauded as if he had discovered a new world: "Wow, I didn't expect you to look so serious and serious, but you can react so quickly and have sharp teeth and sharp mouth, really amazing Generally speaking, if a detective says that, you will feel guilty at first, but I didn’t expect you to question the professional ability of the Butei Club instead, it’s okay.”

To be honest, I think Osamu Dazai is weird.

You never know, which spot will hit him?Or is he just being sarcastic?

Perhaps because of my frowning, Osamu Dazai continued to say leisurely: "To be honest, we really couldn't find out your identity as an arms dealer. This may have something to do with your superb hacking skills. But the problem I want to talk about is not this. "

"First, if you can hide the identity of the arms dealer, then you can also hide other identities. For example, maybe you were sent from a certain organization to work undercover in the Butei Club?"

"Second, to become an arms dealer, the threshold is higher than expected. Who introduced you and who led you to get started are all problems. However, none of these have surfaced."

"Third, your process of entering the Butei Club is too perfect. From the time you were introduced by Tanizaki to applying for protection on your own initiative, the main combat power of the Butei Club is concentrated to investigate you Zhou Zhou.

After you came to the conclusion that "you are actually a good citizen" because of the surrounding situation, you revealed your identity as an arms dealer and said that you had a business relationship with Cangqi, which led to the possibility that Taguchi Rokuzo might seek revenge from you, so I will go to Tanizaki with you Looking for protection and corresponding, in the end Taguchi Rokuzo still bowed to your charisma, did not kill you, and you successfully became a member of the Butei Club. "

Regarding the last point, Osamu Dazai said while circling a circle with his fingers: "This is like a story with a circular narrative structure, with mysteries such as "Why are you being hunted down" and "Who killed you?" The topic continues to expand.But here, your story is not over yet. "

"If you don't know, you will think "Because you are the one who hurt Taguchi Rokuzo's father, and you don't want to conflict with Taguchi Rokuzo, so you ask for protection. And the answer to the person who killed you is Taguchi Rokuzo", it should end here up. "

"However, if you want to avoid the conflict with Taguchi Rokuzo because of this, you should not go back to Yokohama. But if you really want to resolve the conflict with Taguchi Rokuzo, you should explain it instead of letting him continue The gun is aimed at you.

The explanation you gave us is that you didn't know about the Cangqi incident, so you sold them the arms, and then as atonement, you continued to help Taguchi for two years.

You can explain that to him. "

Osamu Dazai talked eloquently, every word hit the nail on the head.

This is the important reason why I can't keep him in Buteisha.

"So, I'm referring to two issues."

"First, you are very clear that it is the messenger of the blue who wants to kill you. You definitely have the other party's handle, so the messenger of the blue wants to attack you. I found that video in the base of the messenger of the blue that day. Yes, at first glance it seems insignificant mixed in with a bunch of Cang Banner terrorism plans, but it is a big weapon directed at you."

"Second, in view of the many conflicts between you and Taguchi Rokuzo, I think your play of "infecting young people with love" today is for Buteisha. "

I said calmly, "That's why you want to try that gun. You play with the gun to test whether it's empty, and you shoot at the temple to test whether the first round is empty."

"To be precise, when everything was over, you didn't look at us at first, but when you confirmed the position of the gun, I thought there was something wrong with it." Osamu Dazai said with his arms folded, "I usually don't Those who like to think about problems so much are not so diligent. You asked me a question, so I will ask you one too—how did you find out that the video was about joining the club?

Tested bait? "

"Will you let the suspect of the messenger of the blue meet with others with a loaded gun?"

After saying this, Dazai put his palms together and said, "It's all because Kunikida-kun was too hasty, I thought our acting was pretty good."

"So, are you going to say, let me reveal the identity of the envoy of Cang in exchange for concealing my "acting"? "I asked, "Or do you want me to voluntarily ask you to leave and leave Buteisha?" "

"I won't drive you away." Osamu Dazai shrugged.

"..."

So, he asked me to talk to me alone, just to verify whether his idea is right?

I said, "Aren't you afraid, I'll take the opportunity to kill people and silence them?"

"I told them 'I'm with you', and if something happened to me, even Mr. Ranpo couldn't protect you anymore. "

I probably understand.

The reason why I will not be expelled from the Buteisha is not because of the Taguchi Rokuzo incident, there may be some additional testing factors, but it is more because of "Edogawa has guaranteed me".

I was silent for a moment and said, "If that's all you have, I'm leaving."

"Do you hate me so much?"

His expression seemed to be a little distressed, but his tone was quite cheerful, which was really weird.

I am sure I will never deny it and say: "Yeah."

"You're such an interesting person."

Look, he has one more strange point.

"I probably understand what kind of person you are. I don't care what your purpose is, and I don't ask what your intentions are, but those who follow the Buteisha generally have no particularly good endings. You can do it yourself Can."

"The people from the "Butei Club" also include you? "

Dazai responded in a clear and refreshing way: "Of course, so if you hate me and target me again, you will be in bad luck!"

"You are quite confident."

"I'm super confident."

Dazai Osamu laughed, as if we didn't have any verbal tit-for-tat just now, and the discussions were all trivial and trivial topics, which can be forgotten in the blink of an eye.

Then he can try to see where the upper limit of his self-confidence is.

I moved my steps, and Osamu Dazai followed me and walked side by side.

"You can go back." I was chasing people away.

"The house I live in is also in that direction." Dazai Osamu also pointed in the direction of my residence.

"..." I really don't know where to start complaining, but because I raised my head, I have noticed that there are already blooming cherry trees along the Ooka River.

flowers.When the wind blows, the cherry blossoms fall from the branches.

"Ayanokōji, look, the cherry blossoms on the tree have already begun to bloom."

Osamu Dazai raised his voice to remind me.

While talking, a piece of cherry blossom petals fell leisurely among us.So an embarrassing thing happened - our hands moved subconsciously at the same time, as if we wanted to catch them, but after noticing each other's movements, we dropped them at the same time.For a moment, the atmosphere instantly became extremely strange.

After a while, Dazai said, "Although you don't like me, I think you're not bad."

I glanced at him.

He said: "What's wrong with people who live seriously?"

I couldn't hear his emotions, but I could feel the seriousness wrapped inside.

So, I said: "If this is an attempt to gain favorability through "praise and praise", I think it is a waste of effort.You are not that kind of person at all. "

Dazai's footsteps stopped suddenly, and Tobito looked straight into my eyes.

"So, we really knew each other before, right?"

"..."

Dazai's thinking and reaction ability is no longer what can be described as "quick", it is almost an instantaneous reaction like a conditioned reflex.

...What a troublesome person.

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For me, Osamu Dazai belongs to the kind of person who is good at seeing through the essence of events. When others are looking for answers, he is analyzing how the logic of the entire event developed, so it is often easier to get the truth.Edogawa Ranpo is someone who knows everything and knows everything at a glance, but he doesn't think from the standpoint of ordinary people, so sometimes he knows it, but he chooses not to say it, thinking that everyone around him knows it, so he doesn't It is necessary to say.

"Little Theater of No Responsibility"

Ayanokouji: Dazai, if you could really remember, you wouldn't say "I think Ayanokouji is pretty good" so many times.I feel ashamed for you.

Osamu Dazai: So you still care so much about my thoughts.

Ayanokoji: ...can you

It's only been a few days to be quick with words.