What's wrong with the pussy

Episode [-] Are you a woman?

After such a toss, although Xue Lin's legs are still weak, he can walk anyway.Because of the comparison, he suddenly felt that he was too strong, and his mood improved.He also said with a smile: "Look, I am much braver than him. If I say I am bold, you still don't believe me."

Zhou Qifan smiled and didn't say a word, and he didn't know who was crying to get down, and who was crying to go home after getting down.Of course, he definitely can't say this. If he did, today's life would not be easy.

Xue Lin groaned and babbled for a while, and then said to Zhou Qifan, he is so brave and so good, what reward does my husband want to give?

Zhou Qifan smiled dotingly: "Okay, what reward does Lin Lin want?"

Xue Lin just casually said that if her husband really agreed to give the reward, of course he couldn't push it away.A pair of eyes rolled around, thinking about the rewards from the pharmacy?When I turned around and saw a cotton candy seller next to me, I immediately had a goal: "I want to buy cotton candy, and I want to buy the biggest one."

Zhou Qifan glanced at the cotton candy: "Isn't it just made of white sugar? What's delicious?"

Xue Lin pouted: "You said you would reward me."

Zhou Qifan had no choice but to surrender, and bought Xue Lin the biggest marshmallow for 30 yuan.Make it into the shape of Mickey Mouse.

Looking at the marshmallow that was bigger than Xue Lin, Zhou Qifan shook his head: "I really don't know how you say it."

"Hmph, leave me alone." Xue Lin held the cotton candy with a satisfied expression on his face.

Zhou Qifan followed behind and asked, "Lin Lin, where are you going to play now? Are you going to play bumper cars?"

Xue Lin looked at the marshmallow in his hand. Now he doesn't have hands to drive a bumper car, and he doesn't want to just sit beside him as a passenger, so he shook his head: "Let's go."

After walking a few steps, I saw the forest train in front of me, and I suddenly became excited: "Husband, let's go by the train, just to see the scenery. After I finish eating the marshmallows, I will go play with bumper cars."

Zhou Qifan naturally accompanied him, Xue Lin hurried to the small train, he wanted to take a seat near the front.It's just that he was too anxious to run and didn't notice that the stone under his feet was stirred. If Zhou Qifan hadn't had quick eyes and quick hands, he would probably have to kiss the earth intimately.This is not bad, but what scares Zhou Qifan even more is that Xue Lin is still holding marshmallows in his hand, and the marshmallows are all bamboo sticks.

Although Xue Lin was not poked by the marshmallow, but when he jumped down, his whole face was buried in the marshmallow. After being picked up by Zhou Qifan, his whole face was covered with candy, and he couldn't open his eyes for a while.

Being supported by Zhou Qifan to sit on the small train, Xue Lin couldn't open his eyes, so he had to honestly ask Zhou Qifan to wipe his face.

Zhou Qifan took out tissues and wet tissues to clean Xue Lin's face and hair covered in sugar.Before cleaning up, Zhou Qifan asked Xue Lin to throw away the marshmallows, but Xue Lin was still reluctant and refused to let go.Zhou Qifan had no choice but to use his nirvana: "Your face and hair have been eaten, can you still eat it in your stomach?"

Xue Lin reluctantly opened his wiped eyes, looked at the cute Mickey Mouse-shaped marshmallow in his hand, and then reluctantly handed it to Zhou Qifan.Zhou Qifan raised his hand and threw the deformed Mickey Mouse Marshmallow into the trash can next to him, then concentrated on wiping Xue Lin's face.

The girls sitting across from each other on the little train happened to be the girls who played in the storm together and helped Xue Lin.Not long after seeing Xue Lin's distressed appearance again, several people snickered in low voices.

Zhou Qifan wiped Xue Lin's small face and sugar-coated hair with a whole pack of wet tissues, and Xue Lin, who regained his freshness, became lively again.

Although I don't know their names, they are considered acquaintances with a few girls.Xue Lin was acquainted personally, and he didn't mind that the girls on the opposite side laughed at him just now. Amidst the clang of the small train all the way, he quickly became one with the girls on the opposite side.The small forest train meanders in the jungle for a while, and drives to a place with more beautiful scenery, which is also the transfer point of the small train, and stops at a sightseeing spot.The small train will stay here for 20 minutes for tourists to visit and take pictures.

After the girls on the opposite side got off the bus, one of them went straight to the toilet, but came out again immediately.Xue Lin saw them whispering together for a while, and some even turned over their bags, and then they all shook their heads.

Seeing Xue Lin looking at them, they whispered a few more words, and then walked towards Xue Lin.

One of them pulled Xue Lin to get away from Zhou Qifan.Ask in a low voice: "Are you beautiful, do you have any bread?"

"Ah, bread, yes." Xue Lin replied, "It's at my husband's place, wait, I'll get it."

Although Xue Lin was puzzled by the fact that some girls asked for bread as soon as they came out of the toilet, but since there were, he would not be stingy, so he ran to his husband to get the bread.

When the girls saw Xue Lin running towards Zhou Qifan, they were a little embarrassed.But now, don't worry about being shy.

Here again there are no shops to buy.

After a while, Xue Lin came over with a few buns, and said to the girls, "There are only three left, and there are four of you. It seems that we can only share them."

The girls looked at me, I looked at you, and then looked at Xue Lin together with the expression that you were teasing me.Seeing that none of the girls came to take the bread in his hand, Xue Lin handed the bread forward a bit.Still no one answered, he asked suspiciously, "Don't you want bread?"

The girl next to the previous question stepped forward: "Beauty, you are kidding me. Is it this bread? We are talking about that bread."

"What about this and that bread?" Xue Lin asked suspiciously, "There are many types of bread, but we bought two kinds when we came to play today, and my husband and I have already eaten the other one, so now only This is it."

The girl who asked the question couldn't bear it anymore. She asked speechlessly: "The bread we are talking about is the bread that the aunt came to use. Are you a woman? Why don't you even understand this?"

Xue Lin suddenly realized.He hasn't been with Peng Lulu and Hua Zhen for a long time, and he has almost forgotten about these things.

He scratched his head embarrassingly: "Sorry, I really didn't understand just now. But you are right about one thing, I am really not a woman."

"Pfft—" the girls laughed, "You're really out of breath when you say you're fat."

This time, Xue Lin was in a hurry: "Hey, I'm serious, I'm really not a girl."

Seeing that people don't believe it, he pointed at Zhou Qifan and said anxiously: "If you don't believe me, you can ask my husband, I'm really not a woman."

Not only Zhou Qifan heard Xue Lin's yelling, but also many tourists around him, who were looking at them.

Xue Lin didn't care at all, and emphasized again: "Really."

A few girls laughed: "Aren't you a woman and a husband?"

Xue Lin smiled proudly: "I'm Xiaoshou, of course I can have a husband."

All of a sudden, the expressions of the girls changed completely, with shock written all over their faces.

"Are you really not a woman?"

"My God, how can a man look like this? How can a man look like this?!"

"Oh my God, how can a woman like me feel so bad for a man who grows up like this!"

"I didn't expect to see the real version of Shuai Gongmeishou!"

Zhou Qifan came over, a little dumbfounded: "Lin Lin, don't mess around."

Xue Lin blinked at the girls, then pointed to his flat chest: "Really, I have no breasts."

But the weather will be cool, and the clothes you wear are thicker. As long as the waves are not rough, you won't be able to see anything at all.But Xue Lin said his differences so positively, the girls looked at each other in blank dismay, oh my god, they just went to find a little aunt to borrow a scarf!Although he is a small subject, he is also a man!

Instantly his face turned red.

Zhou Qifan had no choice but to smile at the girls apologetically, and dragged Xue Lin away speechlessly.

☆、Chapter 81 Extra Story [-]

Four Dreams Come True

After returning from the amusement park, Xue Lin lived a life step by step.Get up early every morning to make breakfast, the family cleans up after breakfast, then drives a Beetle to pick up Ye Feng, and then the two go to the cake shop in the university town across the river to open a shop.

The cake shop opened by Xue Lin and Ye Feng is called "Two Male Elf Handmade Pastry Shop", which has the same name as the online shop they opened before.Think back to the opening day, not only the Zhou family and the He family mobilized their own connections to join in the show, but also many fans of Xue Lin.

Before the opening, Xue Lin posted a message on Weibo, saying that everyone is welcome to come to watch the ceremony.In fact, he just said that he didn't think there were fans coming back to support him, or even if they came, it would be in single digits. Who knows that many fans in the same city and nearby cities, and even a few fans in provinces far away They came to watch the ceremony. According to a rough count, there were hundreds of people. Not only Xue Lin was shocked, but even Zhou Qifan was quite surprised.My little daughter-in-law is still a little bit capable.

Everyone is very familiar with Xue Lin and Ye Feng on the Internet. On the day of the opening, fans saw the two male elfs, and they shouted, saying that their looks are so fucking in line with their imagination of Xiaoshou.Although I have seen the photos before, I always feel that it is not real if I have not seen the real person. I can’t believe that the real person is cuter and cuter than the photo.

On the day of opening, in order to increase popularity, the "Two Male Elves Get Back to Work Bakery" offers a [-]% discount for guests, and buy one get one free for some styles.Many passers-by were attracted by this strange name, and then seeing that these two cute boys turned out to be the bosses, they donated generously, and the business of the pastry shop was really good for a while.

Xue Lin and Ye Feng are partners. Ye Feng has good painting skills and talent in design. Although Xue Lin is stupid, he is willing to work hard in his favorite areas, so his skills are also good. After the two opened a physical store, they developed many new flavors cakes and cookies.They mainly target the cake shop at college students and people who have just started working. In short, the consumer group is targeted at young people.

Xue Lin feels that he has an advantage in this area, because he has been wandering at the forefront of the Internet, his hobbies are more fashionable, he knows what the current fellow Lin likes, and he also pulls Ye Feng into it, so that he can feel the preferences of young people, so The designed cakes are also very cute. The pastries produced by the "male elves" are very popular among young people, and gradually the reputation of "two male elves' pastry shop" has spread.

The shop of the two male elves was an instant hit, and the business has been going well since then. After half a year of operation, they transferred some money. Xue Lin and Ye Feng planned to expand the store.The family discussed with the family, and the elders didn't say much about it, but after her husband's driving competition, her mother-in-law Bai Hua took the initiative to talk to Xue Lin about the expansion of the store, and said that she would take care of the lease and decoration of the store, and just give her the design drawings.

Xue Lin didn't expect her mother-in-law, who had been silent before, to make a 180-degree turn in her attitude, but he was still happy, and immediately asked Ye Feng to summarize the style and design of the store.

Ye Feng's mother-in-law, Dong Ling, is a very childlike woman. When she combined her mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, she came up with a fresh and petty bourgeois idea. After two days of hard work, the renderings came out.

Bai Hua helped to rent the transferred store next door, and then the cake shop was closed for two days for renovation, and the newly expanded store was turned into a leisure tea bar, and the original store was upgraded and renovated.In this way, the male elf's cake can not only be taken away, but also dine-in.

Sitting in the beautiful lobby, ordering a cold drink, listening to soft music, and eating delicious cakes is a kind of enjoyment.The first day of resumption of business was full of guests, and the next few days did not leave. Their small shop has become a gathering place for fresh petty bourgeoisie.Originally they only recruited one waiter to help, but now that the store has expanded and business has improved, they have hired another waiter.

After being busy for a while, the business gradually stabilized. After a busy day passed the peak of the business, Xue Lin sat at the bar and panted: "Mom, I'm really exhausted these days. Every day is like a spinning top. I don't even There is no time to play on the phone."

Ye Feng walked over with a slight smile: "There is no one there now, you can play for a while, I will look at the store."

Xue Lin stood up and said with a sinister smile: "That's a good thing, then you sit in the town now, and I will go to the chair to steal some leisure."

Xue Lin dragged out a chaise longue that they were planning to come to rest, and placed it in the leisure area surrounded by green trees and could see the bar to play with his mobile phone.Although Ye Feng asked him to play and he looked after the store, but Ye Feng was too soft and cute to be bullied, Xue Lin was still not at ease.

Xue Lin opened the Weibo that he had neglected for many days, and all the data in it were 999+. He refreshed it, erased all the numbers, and then started to look at the home page.Unexpectedly, he saw on the homepage that a fan who was closely related to him reposted a video news from the official Weibo account of the Ministry of Navigation: [[The real "old driver"] is amazing, the pilot of the Ministry of Navigation "Dive" line, "drift" storage!Handsome, cow! [To force] [to force]]

When I saw the Navigation Department, I felt kind. Xue Lin clicked on the video to watch, and found that the scene in the video was actually the day when my husband competed in driving skills, and the main thing in the video was his awesome driving skills. ah~~~~~~~

Xue Lin screamed at that time, which frightened Ye Feng.After Ye Feng asked "what's the matter" with concern, Xue Lin called Ye Feng over to watch the video, then shook his legs and said, "Ye Zi, my husband is so good, it's all on the news!"

Unexpectedly, the contest that day was actually on the news of the Ministry of Navigation.Xue Lin recalled it for a while, and also remembered that he did see a reporter carrying a cannon that day.

After sharing his feelings with Ye Feng, Xue Lin immediately posted on his fan's Weibo and wrote: [Wow, this is my husband!Unexpectedly, my husband was on the news again.Wa hahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

When I finished writing and was about to forward, a thought suddenly flashed into Xue Lin's mind.This was posted by the official Weibo of the Ministry of Navigation. My husband's identity is clear, and I, needless to say, personally know that I am a man. By posting it like this, I am not cheating my husband.Thinking about it this way, Xue Lin was a little downcast!But he was not reconciled, he couldn't show off such a good thing, Xue Lin felt like a cat scratching his heart.

After being frustrated for a while, Xue Lin came up with a solution. He registered a small Weibo account. Although he couldn't let the world know who he was, he could still take an oath of sovereignty!

So Xue Lin registered a new small Weibo account, and then hurriedly forwarded and commented on that Weibo account, retyped the words typed in the previous large account, and added some content: [Wow Wow, this is my husband!Unexpectedly, my husband was on the news again.My husband is awesome, right?Wa hahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

However, due to Xue Lin's habit, the small Weibo is also a coquettish boy, and the gender is also habitually filled in as male.So, without any suspense, Xue Lin was scolded to death by other netizens.Most of the people who follow the Weibo of the Ministry of Navigation are straight men and straight women. People can't understand the fact that a man calls another man her husband.

Xue Lin stuck out his tongue, blaming himself for doing it, so he quickly reversed his profile picture and gender.

But then I was scolded again, people said, why do you have a boy and a girl all of a sudden?Could it be a shemale?

Xue Lin: (⊙﹏⊙)b

Who made me so inertial.

After studying physics for so many years, Xue Lin remembers a habit!

When telling Ye Feng about this matter, Ye Feng, who has always been shy, couldn't help laughing.Xue Lin felt that the boat of friendship seemed to capsize!

Since Bai Hua untied her knot and sincerely planned to accept Xue Lin, she not only expanded and renovated their small shop, but also remembered that Xue Lin said that his mother had said that he had a younger sister whose identity information had not been canceled.Since the other party had this intention, she also decided to follow suit and agree to let Xue Lin borrow her sister's identity to get married.

It's just that due to Zhou Qifan's status, his family's wedding can't be held on a large scale, and his relatives and friends who know everything about it just need a meal. To the outside world, he said that young people follow the trend, don't hold weddings, and want to travel to get married.

Regardless of this, Zhou Qifan felt sorry for Xue Lin for not being able to give him such a grand wedding as Ye Feng.

Xue Lin was quite reasonable, and he was not unhappy at all. He was very excited to wear a wedding dress at a small family banquet, and he kept asking the photographer to take more photos.

Xue Lin's parents were also full of joy when they saw that their son was recognized by the other family and had a substantial guarantee.Seeing that the stupid son who thought he could not support himself could not only support himself, but also made a prosperous business, expanded the store, and had enough money to honor his parents, Xue Lin's mother was so happy that she burst into tears.

Before saying goodbye, Zhou Qifan held Xue Lin's hand and solemnly promised his father-in-law and mother-in-law: "Because of his status, the wedding ceremony is a bit simpler, but we will definitely make up a romantic ceremony in the future."

This made Xue Lin's parents even more reassured.

For the "Two Male Elves Handmade Cake House", this period of time can be described as double happiness. Xue Lin got his wish and put on a wedding dress, and Ye Feng ushered in another little life.

With the little guy, and the little guy can't go out for a month, Ye Feng wants to go home to take care of the baby, so Xue Lin can only look after him in the store.

In the past few days, apart from the part-time waiters, only Xue Lin, the boss, appeared in the store, and the frequent customers soon discovered the situation.

This weekend, Xue Lin came to the store to open the door on time as usual. Not long after the door opened, customers came. They were a few female college students from nearby universities, and they were also regular customers of Xue Lin's store.

Several girls ordered cakes and each had a cup of milk tea.Because they are more familiar with the boss, the girls did not go to the seats and wait for the cake, but leaned on the bar and chatted with Xue Lin.After talking for a while, a girl asked strangely: "I haven't seen Boss Yezi for many days, and he's not here again today. Why did he go?"

Xue Lin remembered that Ye Feng had a cute baby to tease, but he didn't have one, so he sighed in a complicated mood: "He's gone to confinement."

It's actually a bit envious.

Hearing Ye Feng's answer, the girl who asked the question immediately shook her hands. Fortunately, the milk tea was covered, otherwise it would have spilled out.

After a long while, the girl who asked the question stammered and asked in surprise: "No... no, although you are indeed very popular, but it should not be to the point where you can have children, right?"

It seems that I have never heard that men can have children now?Could it be that she is too outdated?

Xue Lin looked at the sky at 45 degrees (although he could only see the ceiling), and said melancholy: "It wasn't born by him, his husband found a surrogate. The child was born a few days ago, and he has to take care of it when he brings it back. That, Do children have to confine themselves to confinement before the full moon?"

"Hey, tell me clearly, it scares me to death!"

Several girls touched their chests and made a frightened gesture.

Then one of the girls spoke again: "Actually, I think you look worse than Ye Zi. Even if Xiao Shou can really have children, you have to be better than him."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Several people giggled and laughed.

"Really?" Xue Lin was not angry at all, but was so happy that his eyes sparkled like stars.

"Yes, yes, why lie to you!"

The girls quickly swore, and then asked: "My best friend has a son, when are you going to be promoted to be a baby daddy?"

"Yeah, you are behind this step! Come on!"

"Yes, come on! I want to see the two of you breastfeeding the baby together, it must be super cute!"

The girls chirped and expressed their opinions, all with excited expressions.

After hearing this, Xue Lin uttered bold words: "In a few months, my husband and I will definitely have children. Well, there will be at least two in the future!"

He is not to be outdone, so what if Ye Feng and the others have a child first, he must have one more.

"Is each of you a surrogate?" the girls asked curiously.

"No, I have a sister. My sister said that she will give me one of the children she has in the future." Xue Lin said happily.

"I'll go, it's nothing to worry about, your sister needs to have as many children as possible. Hahaha..."

Everyone laughed again.

More than a month later, the He family's grandson was full moon, and Ye Feng brought the child back to look at the shop. "Two male elves" will see a fair-skinned, androgynous boy rushing in and out with a baby.After another half a year, another owner of the pastry shop who looked more like a "beauty" also had a baby beside him.

The cake shop is near the university town, and the customers are very stable.There is no customer who does not know the story of the owner of "Two Male Elf Handmade Pastry Shop".After both owners had children, regular customers worried that they would be too busy to close the store.For girls who are still in the student party, this store is a good leisure place. The cakes are delicious, the drinks are delicious, and the boss is cute and fun. The most important thing is that the price is not expensive. I really like it.If the door is closed, there will be no such good place to go in the future.

Fortunately, the two bosses patted their chests and assured that as long as there are no irresistible factors, the small shop will continue to open.Only then did everyone feel relieved.

Because of their story, the elves of the two male elves have also become a scene in the store. The customers who go to buy cakes, mainly female customers, can't help but tease the two little guys.After a long time, the students who entered the university town later will inevitably be popularized by the senior sisters.

Maybe Xue's family really has the gene for multiple births. It's so rare that his sister gave birth to triplets after getting married.Having too many children is indeed very stressful for an ordinary working class like my sister's family to raise. Thinking of the jokes back then, although my sister was very reluctant to give up, she still gave the youngest child to her younger brother to raise, fulfilling her promise.Xue Lin finally fulfilled his dream of having two children!

(End of the article)

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