What's wrong with the pussy

Chapter 61 Can Lay an Egg

Zhou Qifan returned home from get off work, looked around the living room, but couldn't see Xue Lin.

"Lin Lin? Lin Lin?" Zhou Qifan called out twice but no one responded. Where did this naughty boy go?In the morning, he said that he wanted to give himself a surprise, and he had to call him before he went home.But when I called him, I couldn't tell how happy he was, instead he hummed and his tone was a bit weird.

Zhou Qifan patronized and called Xue Lin, the briefcase was tucked under his arm and he forgot to put it on the cabinet in the living room, changed his slippers and went straight into the bedroom.In the end, what he saw in the bedroom was a scene that left him dumbfounded. Xue Lin was kneeling on their big bed in a tie-laced pajamas. The straps of the pajamas were not fastened. To the waist and back, revealing the white buttocks raised high.

"Lin Lin, what are you doing?" Zhou Qifan walked over, looked at Xue Lin who was blushing and moaning abnormally, hugged him in his arms, and teased, "So tempting? This is what you are doing today." Want to surprise me?"

Xue Lin saw that a life-saving straw was coming, and immediately grabbed Zhou Qifan and said, "Husband, the balls can't be born. Woooooo...I'm really useless..."

Zhou Qifan was puzzled: "Why can't the eggs be born?"

Xue Lin pointed at his little butt embarrassingly: "There is a ball inside, but I can't give birth now, it's stuck, it hurts so much. Husband, I feel so uncomfortable..."

"What the hell are you doing?" Zhou Qifan panicked when he heard Xue Lin's words, and hurriedly dropped the briefcase in his hand. He didn't even care about changing his clothes, so he sat on the bed and looked at Xue Lin's little butt. Sure enough, he could see it in the tunnel. A white eggshell looms.Just as Zhou Qifan was about to stretch his fingers, he realized that he hadn't washed his hands, and ran into the bathroom as if he was on fire, telling him while trotting, "Don't move around, wait a minute."

Going back to the bed again, Zhou Qifan carefully observed the position of the eggshell that he could see, and then tried to slowly stretch his fingers inward. As soon as he stretched his fingers in, Xue Lin yelled anxiously: "Oh, my husband, Stop poking, Eggy ran inside again."

The little butt twitched restlessly.

Zhou Qifan patted his little butt lightly: "I haven't stretched it in yet. Don't move around, it won't run in."

"But, but I'm still scared. Woooooo..." Xue Lin couldn't help crying, "Husband, will it be impossible to take it out?"

Then I remembered a news I saw before. A man stuffed a carrot in his ass and couldn't get it out. Later, he had to be sent to the hospital for an operation, and it was on the news. It was so embarrassing.

Thinking of this, Xue Lin became more anxious and cried even harder. He cried and said, "I don't want to go to the hospital... woo woo woo, it's embarrassing to be seen like this. Husband, I don't want to go to the hospital... "

Zhou Qifan hugged him in his arms and comforted him: "Don't worry, good boy, my husband will take it out for you. It won't go to the hospital, and no one else will know."

But the egg was still in the ass, so Zhou Qifan's consolation seemed a little pale.Xue Lin was sobbing, thinking about the stupid thing he did, and saying that he didn't regret it was a lie.

I blame myself for wanting to lay eggs, now it’s all right, the eggs are stuck in the ass, will it really be impossible to get them out?At that time, in order to put it in, he put the pointed end of the egg in, that is to say, the position facing the opening of the small chrysanthemum is the thick end of the egg.

In this way, the eggs are easy to put in, but not easy to come out.

As for why Xue Lin wanted to lay eggs, I have to talk about the day after they had the first time, Zhou Qifan said that he couldn't even lay an egg.His heartless temperament, he would not take it to heart at first, but he had long forgotten it in front of a joke.

It's just that when she was with Zhou Qifan later, her unsmiling husband treated the children with a surprisingly good temper. Even if they were bear children, he was very patient, which made him gradually remember Zhou Qifan's joke back then.

What impressed me the most was when they were shopping in a supermarket, the young mother who checked out in front of them brought a little baby over one year old. The little guy was very cute and laughed happily with them sitting on the shopping cart.The normally serious and paralyzed husband not only smiled at the child, but also took the initiative to tease him for the first time, and the little guy laughed even more happily.

When the little guy’s grandma or grandma picked up the baby from the shopping cart, she smiled and said to them: “Oh, this guy is quite pleasing to the kids. My daughter-in-law will give birth to you. Hey, are you married yet?"

After all, the two of them looked younger.

Xue Lin stopped talking. In his husband's words, he couldn't even lay an egg.I felt a little unhappy in my heart immediately, blaming the old lady for talking too much.

Zhou Qifan paused and replied: "Not yet. We are still young, so we are not in a hurry."

The old lady chuckled: "That's right, young people like freedom now, and they get married late, unlike us at that time."

Zhou Qifan rarely kept a smile on his face.

Since then, he has been thinking about having children and laying eggs.But the child is definitely not born, but it is possible to find a way to lay an egg, even if the egg itself is not born by him.

However, he also felt a little unreliable, so he has not been able to make up his mind.This time when parents came over, they were not optimistic about his relationship with Zhou Qifan. He felt that the biggest reason must be because he couldn't have children. Otherwise, why would the husband say that he couldn't even give birth to an egg?What does it matter if a man or a woman can have children?

Thinking of this, Xue Lin has always been careless, and the little heart who doesn't take it to heart is a little wronged.So when his mother objected, he made up his mind to practice it.Although I can't really lay eggs by myself, can I make my husband happy?After his parents left, he decided to start implementing the plan.

Seeing that the eggs were cooked, he scooped up the eggs, picked an unbroken egg with the best shape, put it in cold water, and then ran to the bathroom to clean it up for himself.When it comes out, the eggs are almost cold, and it feels a little warm in the hand, which is very wonderful.

He took the egg and went to the bedroom, wanting to demonstrate it before her husband came back, so that he could surprise him when he came back.

Xue Lin went back to the bedroom and changed into pajamas.This time, he deliberately picked out a pair of pajamas with a tie, so that it would be convenient for him to touch his husband when he came back.

The eggs were not completely cooled, they were still a little warm, and I didn't feel uncomfortable when I stuffed them in, it was quite comfortable.Xue Lin twisted his butt, very proud.Thinking that my husband will see that he can lay eggs in a while, I can't help being happy from the bottom of my heart.

But it didn't take long for Xue Lin to find that he couldn't do what he thought was simple.Probably because the egg shell is too slippery, the balls stuffed into the little butt can't be born!If you don't use the right amount of force, you will go further in.After tossing and sweating profusely, I finally squeezed the ball into the chrysanthemum opening, but slipped in again without paying attention.

At that time, Xue Lin was on the verge of crying, but when Zhou Qifan called, he was in a hurry to get angry, so naturally there was nothing joyful in his tone.

While comforting him, Zhou Qifan gently stretched his little chrysanthemum, not forgetting to tell him: "Relax, if your body is not so tense, it will be easier to come out."

Probably because of her husband being by her side, Xue Lin was not so nervous anymore, and gradually relaxed her body. With Zhou Qifan's efforts, the little chrysanthemum also expanded to the largest, and then followed the luck method her husband taught him, and finally tossed him. Hours of balls came out.

After the eggs came out, Xue Lin cried even louder as she lay in her husband's arms thinking about how frightened she had been for hours.Zhou Qifan coaxed him for a long time before he gradually stopped crying.He raised his head after crying enough, his eyes fell on the egg "born" by him on the bed, he picked it up curiously, held it in his hand and looked at it again and again.Suddenly he became happy: "Hey, husband, I have laid eggs, I can lay eggs! I can lay eggs!"

Zhou Qifan was baffled, the child was crying and laughing at other times, so what happened?

"What egg?" Zhou Qifan asked.He felt that he couldn't keep up with Xue Lin's brain circuit.

"You said before that I can't have a baby, can't even lay an egg? Look, can't I lay an egg?" Xue Lin held the egg that came out of his ass in front of Zhou Qifan.

Zhou Qifan: ...

It's a completely unlovable expression.

"Husband? Husband?" Seeing that Zhou Qifan didn't answer him for a long time, Xue Lin shook Zhou Qifan's shoulder, "Why don't you speak?"

"You did this just because of that sentence?" Zhou Qifan asked.I have nothing to say, okay, silly boy!

"Not exactly." Xue Lin thought for a while and said, "Mom said we are not suitable, your family is so good, and you are in such a traditional family with such a profession, the family will definitely not let you be good with a boy. I will definitely ask you to marry a girl who can have children... But I don't know how to give birth, so I just wonder if I can have an egg... Husband, are you happy?"

This stupid kid!

"My husband is not happy. You are making yourself uncomfortable by doing this, and my husband will not be happy about things that make you uncomfortable." Zhou Qifan hugged Xue Lin in his arms. Although he tried his best to endure, if he listened carefully, there was a trace of it Hard throat.It's just that that little fool Xue Lin couldn't hear it.

"I, I just want to make my husband happy..." Xue Lin said hesitantly.

"My husband is the happiest when Lin Lin is fine."

If Zhou Qifan's relationship with the two of them was in a state of laissez-faire before, after this moment, he felt that this little man in his arms was worthy of him like Yan Ziqing treated Qiao Yu.

End of the world, never leave!

"I'm fine now." Xue Lin blinked her beautiful big eyes and said.

"Well, okay." Zhou Qifan pinched Xue Lin's tender little face, "Go out to eat. Then I can buy you some snacks for the road. We will return to City G tomorrow."

"Will your parents be fierce?" Xue Lin still felt a little nervous when he thought of meeting Zhou Qifan's parents.

Zhou Qifan touched his little head: "For the time being, you have to live in Yiwen's house, which is Xiaoyefeng's house. However, I will find a chance to tell my parents as soon as possible, and take you to our house. Okay?"

"Okay." Xue Lin didn't have the slightest idea, "I'm going to G City, and I'm going to see Xiao Yezi again, so happy."

The two of them got up early the next morning, and drove Zhou Qifan's sleek red sports car on the way to City G.Encountered a slow-moving vehicle on the road, it turned out that the fire department was dispatching the police.The red fire trucks filed forward one by one, and the vehicles on the road gave way to them one after another.Zhou Qifan and his vehicles also slowed down slowly and pulled over.

At this time, a familiar face appeared in a fire truck that was passing by them. That face probably felt that he had seen someone he knew, so he stretched out his head to say hello to them: "Hi, little guy. Where are you going to City G?"

Xue Lin remembered, isn't this person the fireman he hired for the first time cooking?

Xue Lin greeted him happily: "Hello. How do you know?"

Li Chang smiled strangely: "I can't see that you, a little guy, have two skills, but this facial paralysis is willing to take you back to City G."

Xue Lin asked puzzledly, "What do you mean?"

Zhou Qifan stretched out his hand and pushed Xue Lin who got up to his seat, then turned his head and said to Li Chang who stood tall outside the window: "What's the matter with you? You are everywhere! You are not busy enough with such nervous things?"

Li Chang didn't need to drive, and sat in the co-pilot with a smirk all over his face: "I'm in a hurry, don't you see that I can't get out because of the traffic jam here?"

"Can't go, can you look more serious?" Zhou Qifan asked, "You are on the police now!"

Li Chang still had a naughty smile on his face: "Be serious? Do you mean like you? That's boring."

Zhou Qifan actually smiled: "Of course it's boring to you."

Li Chang rarely smiled and was a little surprised: "You also know humor?"

"You don't need to understand my humor." Zhou Qifan said with one hand on the car window.

At this time, the road was cleared, and Li Chang waved his hand to them: "I don't want to understand either. Let's go, cutie. Bye."

Xue Lin watched Li Chang's tall and mighty car go away, then turned around and asked Zhou Qifan, "Husband, why are you talking so aggressively?"