What's wrong with the pussy

Chapter 47

After Li Chang left, Zhou Qifan felt a headache seeing the mess in the room.He couldn't help rubbing his temples, and then called He Yiwen: "Do you have a company in S City that is responsible for indoor cleaning? It mainly cleans oil fumes."

He Yiwen was on the other end of the phone and almost screamed: "A grease remover? When will you be able to cook? Besides, isn't your Hongxin headquarters in S City? You still come to ask me? My little one The company can't be compared with your Hongxin at all, can it?"

Zhou Qifan rubbed between his brows with a headache: "I don't want my mother to know."

He Yiwen was amused: "What evil did you do? Tell me, I won't tell auntie."

At this time, Xue Lin came out of the kitchen with a plate full of egg fried rice in one hand, humming a little tune.He put the two plates on the table, and shouted happily, "My husband, the meal is ready!"

He Yiwen, who was drinking water, spouted out immediately, and Zhou Qifan on the phone could feel it.Then I heard He Yiwen on the phone cough twice and then frantically found a tissue to wipe the table. After a while, He Yiwen's teasing voice came from the phone: "Is that the reason?"

"Fuck you, it's not what you think!" Zhou Qifan quickly denied.

"Okay, I'll help you with this." He Yiwen couldn't hold back his smile and said, "When they find out that our cold male god is also in love, they won't be able to scare people to death."

"Don't shout nonsense." Zhou Qifan instructed.

"Okay, I got it. I haven't prepared my heart yet, have I?" He Yiwen said it was okay, but he didn't really think it was okay.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and contact the cleaning for me." Zhou Qifan said coldly.

"Okay, I know you are uncomfortable, I will contact the cleaning immediately!" He Yiwen said to contact the cleaning immediately, but the person didn't move, and continued to chatter, "You said that you are really a big man, and you have a cleanliness addiction Qiao Yu’s problem is that he can compete with Qiao Yu! But Qiao Yu just fell in love with the mud pit where Ziqing’s scalper took a bath. Together, I don’t know what will happen?”

Zhou Qifan said coldly: "I only know that if Ziqing knows that you are such a blind match, he will first teach you to recognize the reality."

He Yiwen sighed one after another: "Hey, facial paralysis, you really have no sense of humor. Okay, I won't disturb your affection. Are you waiting at home later or what?"

He Yiwen still got back to business.

Zhou Qifan thought for a while: "I'll ask Brother Xing to wait at home."

"Actually, you don't even need to ask. It would be weird if you could stay at home during cleaning." He Yiwen heheed twice, "Make sure they arrive at the scene within an hour. Send me your home address. "

Zhou Qifan sent He Yiwen his home address, and then called Xing Haoze.Xing Haoze was still in City S, when he heard Zhou Qifan's request, he naturally agreed to come over right away.

After Zhou Qifan arranged everything, he hung up the phone. As soon as he lowered his head, he saw Xue Lin looking at him eagerly like a puppy, with one hand still tugging on his sleeve.

"Why?" Zhou Qifan asked.

"My meal is ready, and I asked you to eat, but you just make phone calls and ignore me." Xue Lin pouted.

"Also! Who told you to bark?" Zhou Qifan asked angrily.

This kid is getting more and more daring.

"So you heard it? I thought you didn't hear it." Xue Lin raised his mouth a little higher, "Anyway, you said that I can be your boyfriend if I behave well. I have worked hard now I'm making it, and I think my second cooking is very good. Come and try it."

Xue Lin courteously pulled Zhou Qifan to sit down at the dining table, handed the spoon to Zhou Qifan, and looked at him expectantly.

Zhou Qifan smiled appreciatively at the egg fried rice in front of him, but he didn't know how it tasted.

Zhou Qifan made preparations to be able to see but not to eat. When he took a spoonful into his mouth, it was indeed a bit salty, no, it was a lot saltier.But apart from being a little salty, everything else was okay.

"Not bad!" Zhou Qifan said expressionlessly, "Go to the kitchen and pour me a glass of warm water."

Still need to give some encouragement, after all, it is the first time to do it.Zhou Qifan thought so.

Xue Lin poured a glass of water for Zhou Qifan and put it beside him, then sat down beside him, and said happily: "Wow, I'm going to eat the first meal I've ever cooked. Hahaha. That's great. A sense of accomplishment."

Zhou Qifan ate a mouthful of rice, drank a mouthful of water, and then took another mouthful of rice, looking at Xue Lin's cheerful expression with a blank face.

Xue Lin took a spoonful of rice into his mouth: "Oh, it's so salty! I don't want to eat it, I want to eat outside!"

Xue Lin spat out the food in his mouth.

"No way!" Zhou Qifan spat out two words, and then said concisely, "Clean up what you vomited right away!"

Xue Lin looked at Zhou Qifan and yelled: "Don't you think it's salty? Do you eat so much salt?"

Zhou Qifan pointed to the warm boiled water that Xue Lin poured just now.

Xue Lin suddenly realized: "Why didn't you say it earlier."

After a while, he said: "But I still feel bad, it's still salty."

"Clear the table, don't let me say it a third time!"

Hearing Zhou Qifan's words, Xue Lin raised his mouth aggrievedly, ran back to the kitchen to get a rag and a trash can, cleaned up the things he spit on the dining table, rubbed the rag to dry before coming out.

When he came out, he saw that Zhou Qifan was still concentrating on eating the fried rice with salty eggs, so he went back to the kitchen and poured himself a glass of water.

The two drank water and ate at the same time, and the two full meals were really settled by the two.

Zhou Qifan got up after eating and said, "It's pretty good, keep working harder next time."

After a pause, he added: "Hurry up and tidy up, let's go shopping. Someone will come to clean the house in a while."

While tidying up, Xue Lin asked, "What are you going to buy? Didn't we go to the convenience store just now?"

"I only bought what I needed at noon just now, and I have to buy some daily necessities. I'm afraid you will have to live here for a while, and it is still necessary to buy pajamas and so on."

Xue Lin looked at Zhou Qifan happily: "Then can I sleep with you?"

Zhou Qifan said coldly: "No."

Xue Lin suddenly wilted down.

"Clean up quickly, the cleaners will be here soon." Zhou Qifan urged.

After Xue Lin packed up the after-dinner affairs, Xing Haoze also arrived.

Zhou Qifan left a key to Xing Haoze's house, and after explaining to him, he took Xue Lin out.

First, I bought some toiletries for Xue Lin, and then I bought him necessities such as pajamas and towels.I walked around the supermarket for a long time and bought a shopping cart full of things.

Xue Lin looked at the full cart and asked happily, "Where shall we go for dinner tonight?"

Zhou Qifan said "Oh": "Don't tell me, I forgot. Then go to the food area to get a tube of noodles and go back. It's already very late. In order to save you time, we will eat noodles at night."

"What?!" Xue Lin exclaimed suddenly, "Do it yourself? I don't want it, I want something delicious."

"Don't forget you said you took care of me." Zhou Qifan remained unmoved.

"I can pour you face wash, squeeze toothpaste for you, beat your back...well, I can also change your medicine for you." Xue Lin grabbed Zhou Qifan's sleeve and shook it.

"Cooking is the main job, what you just said is a sub-job." Walking to the food section, Zhou Qifan took a tube of noodles and threw it in the shopping cart.

Seeing that the matter was a foregone conclusion, Xue Lin stopped struggling in vain, but he kept moaning and moaning.

After leaving the supermarket, he put the things he bought in the trunk of the car, Zhou Qifan checked the time, it was still early, it was only over an hour, and the house probably hasn't been packed yet, after all, Xing Haoze didn't call him either.

Xue Lin had already run to the car and sat down. Seeing that Zhou Qifan looked at his watch and didn't intend to get into the car, he asked, "Honey, aren't we going home?"

Shocked, Zhou Qifan hurriedly looked around, and shouted in a low voice: "What are you yelling outside? Don't yell like that!"

Xue Lin had been stupid all his life, but at the moment when he was smart, he looked outside, lowered his voice and asked happily: "Is it only at home that you can call?"

Zhou Qifan took him out of the car: "The house hasn't been cleaned yet, let's have an afternoon tea first."

Xue Lin cheered happily: "Good, no need to cook!"

Zhou Qifan said coldly: "You think too much, just have some drinks. There is no staple food."

After cleaning the house in the evening, Xing Haoze called Zhou Qifan, and Zhou Qifan brought someone home.Of course, Xue Lin still has to make dinner.

The next day, Zhou Qifan sent Xue Lin back to school first.When getting off the car in front of the school teaching building, Xue Lin looked at the students around him who were casting curious glances at him.

Zhao Ming, who was going to class in the Deya Building, saw Xue Lin standing in front of the teaching building with an embarrassing look on his face, so he couldn't help but get angry, wasting himself worrying that he didn't go back to school last night.He took two steps forward, and asked in a bad tone: "What are you talking about? Why didn't you go back to the dormitory last night? The phone was turned off when I called you. The auntie of the dormitory made rounds and asked where you were."

"Ah?" Xue Lin finally realized.Last night he learned how to make noodles, and after eating, he nestled next to Zhou Qifan and watched him design software on the computer.I simply forgot my favorite mobile phone.

It was later that Zhou Qifan was afraid that he would be bored, so he watched TV with him for a while, but they didn't watch TV seriously during the whole process, it was him who kept nagging.Later Zhou Qifan couldn't bear his irritability, so he sent him to sleep.

When Zhao Ming questioned him, he smiled embarrassedly: "Ah, no way, do you also check on Sunday night? Don't you just ignore it on weekends?"

Zhao Ming looked at him: "Who said that we don't check on weekend nights? If you don't stay on campus on weekends, you have to tell the dormitory auntie, but no points will be deducted."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot." Xue Lin knew he was wrong, but his attitude was still very good.

Zhou Qifan originally wanted to wait for Xue Lin to remember something and forgot to come to the car to get it, but seeing how confused he was, if he didn't say anything, he probably would have gone straight to the teaching building.

Zhou Qifan had no choice but to get out of the car and took out his bag from the back seat: "Xue Lin, do you want your bag?"

"Oh." Hearing Zhou Qifan calling himself, Xue Lin immediately forgot about Zhao Ming, and ran towards Zhou Qifan in a dizzy manner, giggling, "I almost forgot."

Zhou Qifan looked at him, and asked speechlessly: "Aren't you going back to the dormitory to get the books?"

Xue Lin took out a note from his bag and shook it to Zhou Qifan: "I got it from you last night, I just have a notebook. Anyway, I can't understand the book."

Zhou Qifan handed him the bag speechlessly, and then asked, "When is school over in the afternoon?"

"Four fifty." Xue Lin said happily, the whole person was in a state of excitement.

"Okay, I'll pick you up when the time comes. You must be with your classmates at noon, and don't be alone, you know?" Zhou Qifan felt that he had been infected for the past few days, how could he be so nagging all of a sudden.

"Okay, I know, I'll listen to everything you say." Xue Lin smiled and looked very good.

Seeing Xue Lin and Zhou Qifan being intimate, Zhao Ming turned around and walked up the steps with a lonely expression.

Chen Feng, who was always by his side, comforted him in a low voice: "This is the best, and you don't have to worry about him being bullied in the future. We are all ordinary people, and we can't bear that kind of social public opinion and family pressure. Besides, you may It's just a momentary confusion, not really that type of person at all."

Zhao Ming twitched the corner of his mouth: "Brother, it's good to meet you!"

"Damn it, don't be so gross, I have goosebumps." Chen Feng laughed loudly, putting his hand on Zhao Ming's shoulder.

After Zhao Ming walked up to the highest steps of the teaching building, he looked back.Under the steps, Xue Lin was chatting and laughing with that handsome man, his face was full of happiness; and that man, although his tone of speech was not very good, but he was full of love, which no caring person could ignore.

Zhao Ming turned his head back. From now on, this little bitch probably won't need his protection anymore.

When Xue Lin returned to the classroom, many students gathered around and asked, "Sister Lin, who is that handsome guy who sent you to school just now? Why did you go last night?"

Xue Lin answered without hesitation: "Who is it? Can't you tell it's my husband?"

After speaking, he smiled again: "Is my husband handsome?"

Zhao Ming and Chen Feng looked at each other and smiled, then turned their heads and sat down facing the blackboard.

Hua Zhen and Peng Lulu, who had already arrived in the classroom, heard everyone's questions and Xue Lin's answers, and pulled Xue Lin over for "torture torture": "Xiao Linzi, you didn't go back to the dormitory last night? Did a handsome guy send you back? Who? When did you hook up with a handsome guy again? Why don't we know? Don't be fooled."