Rivers and Lakes Survival Guide
Chapter 26 Deception
After threatening the parrot Yinyin, Huoxiao lay beside Longyu in a good mood, enjoying Longyu's caress, and occasionally raised her eyelids to look at Yayi provocatively, but she didn't even get a look from Yayi. There have been two times where it is not self-indulgent anymore, and it closes its eyes to rest.
When both yards were tidied up, Shi Wenyi was still "rescuing" Yinyin from his house, looking anxious as if it wasn't the parrot that fainted but his wife.
"Young Master Yu." Xiao Luan stood next to Long Yu with a tray of snacks, handed it over, and asked in puzzlement, "Why does Young Master Yu call him Yiwen?" The him in her mouth naturally refers to Shi Wenyi.
Long Yu picked up a piece of mung bean cake and said, "You should have heard that cheap names are good for living." He took a bite and thought it wasn't sweet enough, so he swallowed the rest of Sai Ya, and Ya Yi ate it until he thought it was okay.
Seeing this, Xiaoluan turned the tray in the other direction, "Young Master Yu, try this tray, it comes with jam filling."
"Yeah." Long Yu picked it up and took a bite, this was to his liking, pointing to the table, meaning let her put it down.
Xiaoluan put down the tray, put the mung bean cake in Yayi's hand, and the jam stuffed cake in Longyu's hand, and then asked, "If you have a cheap name, aren't they all dog leftovers and dog eggs? What is this article?" mean?"
"If you call it a dog leftover, Mrs. Shi will not agree." Longyu laughed. "The nickname Yiwen comes from being worthless. A penny is really worthless to us." He thought of it. What, "You said that when we were studying together when we were young, everyone made fun of him for this, how did he say it then?" He turned his head and asked Yayi.
Ya also thought for a while, "He said that a penny is money, and it can be very valuable." He knocked on the table, with a smile on his lips, "He has really done it now, if he is asked to buy his life, he will only charge a penny." money, and this penny must be cast in two taels of pure gold, nothing less."
"This human life is really worthless, only 2000 taels of silver." Long Yu pouted.
"My dear, you have to know that to cast such a piece of two taels of gold, I'm afraid it will cost at least 8000 taels, and it has already been sold to [-] taels on the black market. After all, there are times when he doesn't accept business." Dim sum scum.
"Who do you think he wants to kill this time?" Long Yu blinked, "Could it be me?"
"Give him three guts and he wouldn't dare." Yayi wasn't worried at all.
"Just ask." Longyu felt that Shi Wenyi's presence here was not just a coincidence. He gave Xiaoluan a wink, and Xiaoluan immediately understood and walked over.
Seeing her walk up to Shi Wenyi, pick up Yinyin the parrot, shake her two wings in front of him, shake her feet upside down, and shake her neck twice, Shi Wenyi's heart was so fast Jumped out, before grabbing it, the parrot Yinyin was woken up by her tossing, and turned around on the table dizzy.
"Okay." She clapped her hands and grabbed Shi Wenyi's sleeves, "Ms. Yu has something to ask you." Just like that, she dragged the person away, and made him not even have time to look carefully at his house. No.
What kind of master raises what kind of slave!
"Why are you looking for me?" He said to Longyu with a bad temper. Longyu didn't open his mouth. Yayi put the teacup on the table. Go in and say, "Ayu, what can I do for you?" Shi Wenyi's voice softened immediately.
"Just ask, whose life are you buying this time?" Long Yu picked up Yayi's teacup, poured tea for him, and put it back in its original place.
"Oh, you may not know that a few years ago, the royal family recognized a man named Ao Chen, and he was crowned the king of the county as soon as he came back. This time, someone bought the life of the king of Chen." Shi Wenyi said indifferently.
Long Yu glanced at Ya Yi indifferently, as if saying, I'm talking, let me talk.
Ya Yi gave him a gentle smile, turned around and said to Shi Wenyi nonchalantly, "Retire, you can't do this business."
"Why?" When Shi Wenyi heard him say that he couldn't do it, he immediately became unhappy. Since he entered the rivers and lakes, as long as he took over the business, he has never been unable to complete it.
"I am Ao Chen, the king of Chen County." Long Yu stroked Huo Xiao's ear, her voice didn't fluctuate at all, neither unhappy nor angry, as if she was stating a simple fact.
It was such a simple fact that Shi Wenyi was stunned for a long time, his mouth opened and closed, but he couldn't utter a single word. Unlike the seemingly calm face, his heart was already in a storm.
It's a ghost that this business can be done!Kill Dragon Jade?Did he kill Longyu, or was he killed by Yayi?Who did that!Let him kill this ancestor!
"You...!" Shi Wenyi took a long time to calm down, "How did you become the blood of the royal family?" Could it be that Long Shibo was cuckolded?No, Uncle and Aunt are very affectionate, or is Long Yu actually adopted?But Longyu and his aunt look very similar, and their eyebrows and eyes also resemble Shibo, it's too messy, what's going on?
"It's okay to tell you, but in exchange, you have to do something for me." Long Yu's lips curled up into a smile, and in Shi Wenyi's eyes, this smile was as evil as it could be.
"Ancestor! Who are you trying to trick!" Shi Wenyi exclaimed, as long as Longyu showed such a smile, he must be trying to trick someone!Who is so pitiful!Be missed by this ancestor!
"Do you want to know or not?" Long Yu asked instead without answering.
Shi Wenyi was entangled, he wanted to know, and he was afraid that he would be the one who got tricked, but in the end his curiosity overcame him, he gritted his teeth, and said, "Say it!" !He can stand it!
"Do you know what my mother's name is?" Long Yu raised her eyelids and asked him.
"Of course I know. Auntie is a rare real surname, named Yao." He said confidently, and as soon as he finished speaking, he felt that it seemed wrong. If it was really that simple, why did Longyu ask, he was puzzled asked, "Could it be a pseudonym?"
"No." Long Yu shook his head, "It's a real name, but..." He paused, and said with a smile, "It's a nickname."
"Nick name?" Shi Wenyi blinked, "What's the aunt's first name?"
"My mother's surname is Ji, and my title is Linao." The princess of the royal family is named after her title, which is valued by the royal family.
"Ji Linao!" Shi Wenyi's eyes widened, and he yelled crazily, "Lying on the grass! The legendary General Shura who is eight feet tall and has a face like a ghost! Who the hell told this? My aunt is the only one in the world! How about the number one beauty?" Long Yu looked at him and yelled, but didn't speak. After he finished, he came back to his senses, "Wait, wait." He reacted abruptly, "That means my aunt is a princess, Why did you marry Uncle Shi?"
"Escape from marriage." Long Yudan spit out two words.
"Why do I think that when I heard my aunt's name and didn't see anyone, it should be the other person who ran away?" He thought to himself, what kind of marriage would allow auntie to escape marriage like, uh... a murderous existence?But he knows where Long Yu's ferocity comes from!How can such a mother not be cruel!
If he said these words, Yayi would definitely beat him, what nonsense!The size of my family is so cute!
This morality!There is really no star at all!
"Marriage between the two countries." Long Yu also heard from his grandmother later that he knew that his mother had arrested his father in order not to get along with him, "coerced and lured" and married him. Although his parents were not childhood sweethearts, they also knew each other when they were young. , Zhenyao is most dissatisfied with Long Jing's three concubines, a bunch of concubine sons and concubine daughters, and she disdains those shady methods of the back house, but...
Longyu's eyes are slightly darkened, his parents should regret that they didn't follow the ancestor's precepts.
"Seriously, didn't the other party call off the engagement?" Shi Wenyi was particularly curious.
"I heard from my grandmother that the prince of Hehe came to the dynasty with his envoys, and met my mother on the streets of the capital. General." Long Yu recalled the way her grandmother gritted her teeth as she said that, if it wasn't for the prince Hehe, her eldest daughter wouldn't have married far away!
"It's not my aunt's character to say that she is waiting to die, and she didn't beat her up?" Shi Wenyi said with a shake, remembering that the head of the Jiuxian sect came, who used to rely on his high martial arts skills to play with his son on the street Zhenyao went shopping and was beaten by Zhenyao for a year behind closed doors. He never dared to set foot in Wolong City. But Zhenyao is the one who protects the calf.
"It is said that he was almost beaten to death, but the other party just insisted on not letting go. The interests between countries have been moved out, and they are willing to give up three cities. The emperor's heart is moved." Long Yu despised that person. Uncle Huang who has no integrity and principles.
"So infatuated?" He was speechless, "Actually, if you want me to say, there was nothing wrong with my aunt getting married back then."
Long Yu gave him a white look, clearly expressing, you are stupid!
He didn't understand what Long Yu meant?
Yayi didn't speak for a long time, and suddenly reached out to hug Longyu into her arms, and glanced coldly at Shi Wenyi, "Let's not say that there will be no Longyu after Aunt Yao marries Hehe, just say that Hehe will threaten Aunt Yao with Aunt Yao As far as the dynasty is concerned, Aunt Yao will die if she marries in the past!"
"No way?" Shi Wenyi was dumbfounded, "That prince is so affectionate..."
“要是你看上一姑娘,那姑娘不喜欢你,还把你揍的很惨,你会还想娶她么?”龙玉趴在雅亦怀里没好气儿的说。
"Uh... There must be some resentment in my heart. Marriage is not necessarily the case. That girl is stronger than me. When we get married, she will beat me like hell? All feelings have faded." Shi Wenyi said to Marriage is such a thing, I still care about the like-minded, and the purpose of living is stability, not fighting!
"The prince didn't give up after being beaten like that, and he insisted on it, which only shows that he has other plans." Yayi analyzed, "So it was the most correct choice for Aunt Yao not to marry back then."
"But it's related to the relationship between countries. Isn't my aunt saying that I can not marry if I don't marry?" Shi Wenyi asked. He also thought about the accident of General Shura's patrol ship nearly 30 years ago. Think carefully, My aunt married Uncle Shi in that year, the dynasty lost a General Shura, and Wolong City gained a Mrs. Zhenyao, "The emperor acquiesced?"
"So what if you don't acquiesce? My grandmother will never let him harm my family for the sake of an outsider. Besides, he's not stupid, so he won't be able to see the importance of it?" Long Yu snorted proudly, Gou Deya also felt itchy, leaned over and kissed her again and again.
Shi Wenyi is speechless, since I was a child, I have seen that these two things are not normal, and now you haven't given me an explanation, is it really okay to just make out in front of me like this?
In order to avoid a needle eye, he immediately asked, "By the way, what do you want me to do?"
"Come here." Long Yu beckoned, seeing him coming, she stretched out half of her body from Ya Yi's arms, covered her mouth with her hand, and whispered to him.
The more he heard it, the more exciting his face became. When Long Yu finished speaking, he looked at Long Yu with his mouth open, "You are really poisonous!"
"Non-toxic and not a husband." Long Yu withdrew her body and returned to Ya Yi's arms, raising her eyebrows.
To be hated by Long Yu is more than just a miserable word!
Shi Wenyi silently sympathized with the person who was about to be cheated, sympathy is all sympathy, this matter needs to be handled by him himself, thinking about Long Yu's trick, he is really a little excited!
When both yards were tidied up, Shi Wenyi was still "rescuing" Yinyin from his house, looking anxious as if it wasn't the parrot that fainted but his wife.
"Young Master Yu." Xiao Luan stood next to Long Yu with a tray of snacks, handed it over, and asked in puzzlement, "Why does Young Master Yu call him Yiwen?" The him in her mouth naturally refers to Shi Wenyi.
Long Yu picked up a piece of mung bean cake and said, "You should have heard that cheap names are good for living." He took a bite and thought it wasn't sweet enough, so he swallowed the rest of Sai Ya, and Ya Yi ate it until he thought it was okay.
Seeing this, Xiaoluan turned the tray in the other direction, "Young Master Yu, try this tray, it comes with jam filling."
"Yeah." Long Yu picked it up and took a bite, this was to his liking, pointing to the table, meaning let her put it down.
Xiaoluan put down the tray, put the mung bean cake in Yayi's hand, and the jam stuffed cake in Longyu's hand, and then asked, "If you have a cheap name, aren't they all dog leftovers and dog eggs? What is this article?" mean?"
"If you call it a dog leftover, Mrs. Shi will not agree." Longyu laughed. "The nickname Yiwen comes from being worthless. A penny is really worthless to us." He thought of it. What, "You said that when we were studying together when we were young, everyone made fun of him for this, how did he say it then?" He turned his head and asked Yayi.
Ya also thought for a while, "He said that a penny is money, and it can be very valuable." He knocked on the table, with a smile on his lips, "He has really done it now, if he is asked to buy his life, he will only charge a penny." money, and this penny must be cast in two taels of pure gold, nothing less."
"This human life is really worthless, only 2000 taels of silver." Long Yu pouted.
"My dear, you have to know that to cast such a piece of two taels of gold, I'm afraid it will cost at least 8000 taels, and it has already been sold to [-] taels on the black market. After all, there are times when he doesn't accept business." Dim sum scum.
"Who do you think he wants to kill this time?" Long Yu blinked, "Could it be me?"
"Give him three guts and he wouldn't dare." Yayi wasn't worried at all.
"Just ask." Longyu felt that Shi Wenyi's presence here was not just a coincidence. He gave Xiaoluan a wink, and Xiaoluan immediately understood and walked over.
Seeing her walk up to Shi Wenyi, pick up Yinyin the parrot, shake her two wings in front of him, shake her feet upside down, and shake her neck twice, Shi Wenyi's heart was so fast Jumped out, before grabbing it, the parrot Yinyin was woken up by her tossing, and turned around on the table dizzy.
"Okay." She clapped her hands and grabbed Shi Wenyi's sleeves, "Ms. Yu has something to ask you." Just like that, she dragged the person away, and made him not even have time to look carefully at his house. No.
What kind of master raises what kind of slave!
"Why are you looking for me?" He said to Longyu with a bad temper. Longyu didn't open his mouth. Yayi put the teacup on the table. Go in and say, "Ayu, what can I do for you?" Shi Wenyi's voice softened immediately.
"Just ask, whose life are you buying this time?" Long Yu picked up Yayi's teacup, poured tea for him, and put it back in its original place.
"Oh, you may not know that a few years ago, the royal family recognized a man named Ao Chen, and he was crowned the king of the county as soon as he came back. This time, someone bought the life of the king of Chen." Shi Wenyi said indifferently.
Long Yu glanced at Ya Yi indifferently, as if saying, I'm talking, let me talk.
Ya Yi gave him a gentle smile, turned around and said to Shi Wenyi nonchalantly, "Retire, you can't do this business."
"Why?" When Shi Wenyi heard him say that he couldn't do it, he immediately became unhappy. Since he entered the rivers and lakes, as long as he took over the business, he has never been unable to complete it.
"I am Ao Chen, the king of Chen County." Long Yu stroked Huo Xiao's ear, her voice didn't fluctuate at all, neither unhappy nor angry, as if she was stating a simple fact.
It was such a simple fact that Shi Wenyi was stunned for a long time, his mouth opened and closed, but he couldn't utter a single word. Unlike the seemingly calm face, his heart was already in a storm.
It's a ghost that this business can be done!Kill Dragon Jade?Did he kill Longyu, or was he killed by Yayi?Who did that!Let him kill this ancestor!
"You...!" Shi Wenyi took a long time to calm down, "How did you become the blood of the royal family?" Could it be that Long Shibo was cuckolded?No, Uncle and Aunt are very affectionate, or is Long Yu actually adopted?But Longyu and his aunt look very similar, and their eyebrows and eyes also resemble Shibo, it's too messy, what's going on?
"It's okay to tell you, but in exchange, you have to do something for me." Long Yu's lips curled up into a smile, and in Shi Wenyi's eyes, this smile was as evil as it could be.
"Ancestor! Who are you trying to trick!" Shi Wenyi exclaimed, as long as Longyu showed such a smile, he must be trying to trick someone!Who is so pitiful!Be missed by this ancestor!
"Do you want to know or not?" Long Yu asked instead without answering.
Shi Wenyi was entangled, he wanted to know, and he was afraid that he would be the one who got tricked, but in the end his curiosity overcame him, he gritted his teeth, and said, "Say it!" !He can stand it!
"Do you know what my mother's name is?" Long Yu raised her eyelids and asked him.
"Of course I know. Auntie is a rare real surname, named Yao." He said confidently, and as soon as he finished speaking, he felt that it seemed wrong. If it was really that simple, why did Longyu ask, he was puzzled asked, "Could it be a pseudonym?"
"No." Long Yu shook his head, "It's a real name, but..." He paused, and said with a smile, "It's a nickname."
"Nick name?" Shi Wenyi blinked, "What's the aunt's first name?"
"My mother's surname is Ji, and my title is Linao." The princess of the royal family is named after her title, which is valued by the royal family.
"Ji Linao!" Shi Wenyi's eyes widened, and he yelled crazily, "Lying on the grass! The legendary General Shura who is eight feet tall and has a face like a ghost! Who the hell told this? My aunt is the only one in the world! How about the number one beauty?" Long Yu looked at him and yelled, but didn't speak. After he finished, he came back to his senses, "Wait, wait." He reacted abruptly, "That means my aunt is a princess, Why did you marry Uncle Shi?"
"Escape from marriage." Long Yudan spit out two words.
"Why do I think that when I heard my aunt's name and didn't see anyone, it should be the other person who ran away?" He thought to himself, what kind of marriage would allow auntie to escape marriage like, uh... a murderous existence?But he knows where Long Yu's ferocity comes from!How can such a mother not be cruel!
If he said these words, Yayi would definitely beat him, what nonsense!The size of my family is so cute!
This morality!There is really no star at all!
"Marriage between the two countries." Long Yu also heard from his grandmother later that he knew that his mother had arrested his father in order not to get along with him, "coerced and lured" and married him. Although his parents were not childhood sweethearts, they also knew each other when they were young. , Zhenyao is most dissatisfied with Long Jing's three concubines, a bunch of concubine sons and concubine daughters, and she disdains those shady methods of the back house, but...
Longyu's eyes are slightly darkened, his parents should regret that they didn't follow the ancestor's precepts.
"Seriously, didn't the other party call off the engagement?" Shi Wenyi was particularly curious.
"I heard from my grandmother that the prince of Hehe came to the dynasty with his envoys, and met my mother on the streets of the capital. General." Long Yu recalled the way her grandmother gritted her teeth as she said that, if it wasn't for the prince Hehe, her eldest daughter wouldn't have married far away!
"It's not my aunt's character to say that she is waiting to die, and she didn't beat her up?" Shi Wenyi said with a shake, remembering that the head of the Jiuxian sect came, who used to rely on his high martial arts skills to play with his son on the street Zhenyao went shopping and was beaten by Zhenyao for a year behind closed doors. He never dared to set foot in Wolong City. But Zhenyao is the one who protects the calf.
"It is said that he was almost beaten to death, but the other party just insisted on not letting go. The interests between countries have been moved out, and they are willing to give up three cities. The emperor's heart is moved." Long Yu despised that person. Uncle Huang who has no integrity and principles.
"So infatuated?" He was speechless, "Actually, if you want me to say, there was nothing wrong with my aunt getting married back then."
Long Yu gave him a white look, clearly expressing, you are stupid!
He didn't understand what Long Yu meant?
Yayi didn't speak for a long time, and suddenly reached out to hug Longyu into her arms, and glanced coldly at Shi Wenyi, "Let's not say that there will be no Longyu after Aunt Yao marries Hehe, just say that Hehe will threaten Aunt Yao with Aunt Yao As far as the dynasty is concerned, Aunt Yao will die if she marries in the past!"
"No way?" Shi Wenyi was dumbfounded, "That prince is so affectionate..."
“要是你看上一姑娘,那姑娘不喜欢你,还把你揍的很惨,你会还想娶她么?”龙玉趴在雅亦怀里没好气儿的说。
"Uh... There must be some resentment in my heart. Marriage is not necessarily the case. That girl is stronger than me. When we get married, she will beat me like hell? All feelings have faded." Shi Wenyi said to Marriage is such a thing, I still care about the like-minded, and the purpose of living is stability, not fighting!
"The prince didn't give up after being beaten like that, and he insisted on it, which only shows that he has other plans." Yayi analyzed, "So it was the most correct choice for Aunt Yao not to marry back then."
"But it's related to the relationship between countries. Isn't my aunt saying that I can not marry if I don't marry?" Shi Wenyi asked. He also thought about the accident of General Shura's patrol ship nearly 30 years ago. Think carefully, My aunt married Uncle Shi in that year, the dynasty lost a General Shura, and Wolong City gained a Mrs. Zhenyao, "The emperor acquiesced?"
"So what if you don't acquiesce? My grandmother will never let him harm my family for the sake of an outsider. Besides, he's not stupid, so he won't be able to see the importance of it?" Long Yu snorted proudly, Gou Deya also felt itchy, leaned over and kissed her again and again.
Shi Wenyi is speechless, since I was a child, I have seen that these two things are not normal, and now you haven't given me an explanation, is it really okay to just make out in front of me like this?
In order to avoid a needle eye, he immediately asked, "By the way, what do you want me to do?"
"Come here." Long Yu beckoned, seeing him coming, she stretched out half of her body from Ya Yi's arms, covered her mouth with her hand, and whispered to him.
The more he heard it, the more exciting his face became. When Long Yu finished speaking, he looked at Long Yu with his mouth open, "You are really poisonous!"
"Non-toxic and not a husband." Long Yu withdrew her body and returned to Ya Yi's arms, raising her eyebrows.
To be hated by Long Yu is more than just a miserable word!
Shi Wenyi silently sympathized with the person who was about to be cheated, sympathy is all sympathy, this matter needs to be handled by him himself, thinking about Long Yu's trick, he is really a little excited!
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