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Shock!The brothels in Fucheng are open for business in broad daylight!

The world is going down!The bald monks are all in brothels!

The sky is bright!The prince of the dynasty also came to the brothel!

The sky is bright!The monk and the prince actually quarreled in the brothel!

Huh?Guest officer, you want to ask, how can the prince get along with the monk?And listen to me carefully...

It is said that in the 18 years since the founding of the Xia Dynasty, the monarch has changed two generations, and one is more wise than the other.

However, the younger generation failed to live up to expectations and raised a little prince who could blow the ancestral grave out of three feet of smoke—actinium—Mo Youning.

In terms of learning, Mo Youning urinated to learn the rules of poetry and prose from Taifu.But he disliked the pedantry taught by Taifu, so he wrote a "bad theory" in public to ridicule that he has no life but is more in charge of things than a bastard.

The article said: "If you are a bully, you should rest your mind and nourish your energy, and eat all day long. You must not follow the white-haired old man and read dead books. If you are slightly dissatisfied, you will blow your beard and stare. If things go on like this, how can your life expectancy reach a hundred years? Alas! !"

Well, speaking with no intention of listening, the angry Taifu threw his pen and ink on the spot, resigned and went back to seclusion.

In terms of martial arts, Mo Youning learned boxing and foot kung fu from the general, and it's just a matter of being lazy every day.The general reprimanded him, but he blamed the general for not going to fight on horseback to recover the city, and the general who provoked him asked for orders to garrison the frontier the next day.

The emperor Mo's family marched south and north, conquering the army and horses.It is really not easy, it is difficult to conquer the country, and it is even more difficult to defend the country. If this is handed over to him, it will be destroyed overnight.

All along, the servants serving in the palace have been in fear all day long, for fear that this little ancestor will suddenly poke something wrong someday.

Recently, it was rare for the palace to be clean for a few days. I thought it was the little prince who was finally willing to cultivate himself and stop being cynical. Who knew that he was tired of staying in the capital, so he left with his maid.

Where did Mo Youning go?As I said before, the little prince came to the brothel, and he was busy arguing with the bald monk with red ears.

Let's not talk about why the majestic prince came to such a smoky place, let's talk about this floating city.

Speaking of the floating city, there is a small mountain in the floating city, and there is a Qingchan Temple on the mountain.

The Qingchan Temple is not big, and there are no offerings throughout the year, and few people know about this temple.So most of the young monks raised in the temple arrived, and they were sent down the mountain to travel and practice.

In contrast, the mountain is much more lively.But every day when going to the market, there is a lot of traffic and voices in the city.

The floating city is not only bustling during the day, but also looks different at night.You must know when the moon is dark and the wind is high, when men and women are in love.

Men in Fucheng and even the whole world know that there is a good place here - Lingfang Pavilion.

Listening to the name Lingfang Pavilion, it is really easy to make people think about it, and imagine it, it must not be a real place.

Hehehe... Well, you really guessed it right, Lingfang Pavilion is really a brothel where flesh and blood make a living.

All the girls in the pavilion are one-of-a-kind good-looking and good-figured figures. I guarantee that you will have sex every time you come here, and you will be as happy as a god.How lively.

But at this time, there was this young monk wearing a monk's robe and holding a monk's bowl in Lingfang Pavilion. Since he was still flirting with the girls in the building, no wonder some people would say——

"Who said that the brothel is quiet and quiet in broad daylight? Isn't there an obscene monk who comes here to have sex while the crowd is busy!"

Looking up, the young man blocking the door of the brothel and shouting is not the little prince Mo Youning who is making troubles in the entire palace.

But at this moment, he was staring straight at the monk who was still flirting with the girl in the brothel, with a hint of mockery in his eyes.

"It's a sin! This little monk is an innocent monk. How can you, a benefactor,...can... slander this little monk like this? It's really a sin." Hearing this, the monk replied.The monk held a purple sand monk's bowl in his hand, and was wearing a blue-gray monk's robe. He looked tall and straight, with delicate features.Probably because of Mo Youning's words, his ears were flushed with shame and anger.

"I slander you? Hehe, what a big joke, you monk is not in the temple during the day, praising scriptures and praising the Buddha, and you come to this kind of place, flirting with a girl, and you say you are not a prostitute?" After finishing speaking, Mo You Ningyi walked two steps into the store!His eyes flicked back and forth between the monk and the girl!It seems to have to come up with some tricks out of it.

"If you are really innocent, what are you doing in such a place of drinking and sex as a monk?"

"My little monk is really innocent. I just came here to ask the store to give me a meal!" The little monk hurriedly defended himself, but as he spoke, he felt that he was justified.There are so many monks in the world, and none of them went to the brothel for alms, "I...I..."

"Hmph, there's nothing to say!" Mo Youning didn't feel that he was making trouble out of no reason at all, he just thought it was the monk who had a guilty conscience, "Admit it, you are an obscene monk!"

"You...you...you are such a person, you wronged people for no reason! It's a crime, a crime" The monk hurriedly took two steps back, clasped his hands together, facing this person's accusation, he was angry and annoyed, "The monks don't lie, I am How can you tell lies? Amitabha."

"Wang...cough...Young Master," the maidservant beside Mo Youning hurriedly said, seeing the ceremony like this, it really didn't seem like she was telling a lie, remembering that the two of them ran out secretly, in order to avoid calling more people The onlookers quickly persuaded him: "I don't think this young monk is a drunkard, so please don't embarrass him, my lord."

"What do you know?" Mo Youning said suddenly,

"But………"

"Shut up!" The blocked maid was speechless

The two of them argued for a long time, and finally provoked Lianzhi, the proprietress of Lingfang Pavilion.

"Yo, what a distinguished guest, I'm late." Hearing this, he saw Lianzhi, the proprietress of Lingfang Pavilion, slowly approaching.

She comforted Mo Youning first, then led him into the store, and explained for the little monk, "Oh, look, I'm to blame for this, I think it's very interesting for the little monk to wander around the door, thinking about how to live during the day I was bored, so I called him in for a joke, but I didn’t want to become like this.”

"Is this true?" Mo Youning was a little puzzled.

"Of course, I've told you all about it." Seeing someone helping him, the monk quickly spoke up.

With the proprietress' testimony, Mo Youning finally put aside his doubts and looked the monk up and down.

I used to patronize Noise, but now I look carefully, I just feel that compared with those seventy-eighty and hairless monks I have seen before, this young monk is really a little too young.

But apart from his status as a monk, he was born with delicate features and handsome appearance, and in comparison with his figure, he was probably a little taller than himself.

If he was born in a secular family, he would definitely attract the appearance that countless girls like.

If you want to say that the most beautiful person in this world, Mo Youning has also met.One can imagine that he used to get along with very good-looking people every day, and he was not like the person who looks more and more attractive as he is now. Before, his face was reddish because of the quarrel, he was really good-looking, and suddenly he couldn't help but want to get closer to him, and get closer.

"My lord..." I was stunned by the sight, Jing Shuang roused it in my ears, and Mo Youning came back to his senses, remembering that it was the first time they had met, and he didn't know anything about this person, so he stepped forward and asked Said: "You monks are all called by the Dharma name, I don't know the little master's Dharma name...?"

After waiting for a while, the monk didn't answer, and asked again, "Don't you have a dharma name? You should know your age and birthday, right? And..."

"Benefactor," hearing him continue asking, he must have asked about where to practice and what he likes. "Benefactor, I met you by chance, why bother to ask more questions?"

Hearing his tone, he was angry.

"We meet each other by fate, if I tell you your name, it will be considered as acquaintance?"

Mo Youning had always acted on his own will, and after a few words just now, he made up his mind to get closer to the monk, and simply planned to report himself, "My name is Mo..."

"Master!" Jing Shuang, who had been following him all the time, heard that he was going to say so carelessly, trembled in fright, and sternly shouted to stop him.

Xia Chao's surname and the prince's name can be casually spoken out in public.If someone informs the palace that it is a child who is arrested, it will be difficult to make them think that they are pretending to be a relative of the emperor, and they will be arrested and jailed.

When she called out, Mo Youning obviously also thought about the consequences of telling the truth, and abruptly changed the words on his lips, "Mo...meng...Meng, Meng Tianji! Yes, Meng Tianji!"

It was too difficult for him to immediately make up a random name, so he had to find a surname with a similar sound, and then split the characters 'Si' and 'Qing' of the imperial teacher of the dynasty to make up a name.

I hope that this matter will never be known by Nian Siqing.Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"..." Jing Shuang rolled her eyes helplessly, originally she just wanted to prevent him from saying his real name, but he didn't expect this ancestor to make up a fake name.And the level of his prince's name, tsk tsk tsk, is really impressive.

"Frog... why don't you just call it a frog?" Jing Shuang said speechlessly.

Ah, to get the most difficult part out of the way, and then Hu Bian is even more handy, "I am a man from the Jianghu, a famous family... a son of a famous family! Because I like to study martial arts since I was a child, and I practice hard, so martial arts are very, very, very powerful! At home No one is invincible, so why don't you come out and roam the rivers and lakes!"

Hearing his nonsense nonsense, the maid turned sideways and rolled her eyes again.

It’s true that a tree without its bark will surely die, a person without shame is invincible in the world!

However, Xuan Li did not believe in the truth of the world, and thought he had met a top expert, and there was a bit of respect in his eyes. At the age of eighteen, he was sent by the master to travel around the mountain to practice and promote Buddhism."

"Dan Li... Then, who said how much younger I am than you?" He finally tricked his name, and he should have stopped here.

But when it comes to age, Mo Youning is a little awkward.Anyway, I have made up a lot of things before, so I just want to talk more nonsense, "Duanli, you have little knowledge, just looking at your appearance, you feel that you are still young. This is all my martial arts practice. Actually, I am nineteen... No, 29 Years old!"

Xuanli lived in the deep temple for a long time, and he didn't know anything about mountain kung fu, so he really thought that he had good looks, "It turns out that the benefactor is so young, I really can't tell it at all!"

She quietly stretched out her arm and touched the back of his hand with her fingertips, then retracted as if startled.In the blink of an eye, I only feel that the skin is delicate and smooth, as delicate as a three-year-old doll.Xuan Li secretly sighed, it seems that the kung fu is really miraculous.

The skin that was touched was slightly numb, and the young man suddenly felt his heart fluttering, and the words he said became more and more outrageous. "That's right! In terms of mind, I may be in my forties or fifties!"

……

Jing Shuang, who was listening, heard more and more loopholes in his nonsense, raised his hand and rubbed his forehead.If she can be exonerated, she really wants to yell at her prince: Still four or fifty years old?Why don't you say two hundred and five? !