Adopt an old man

After leaving the entrance of the village, he was about to enter the mountain forest. Shitou turned his head and looked at the rock that was staggering all the way. The state of high alert was relieved. The rock was panting heavily. , I found a weed bush and wanted to stop and not leave.

"Shan Shi, if you persist, the weeds won't be able to cover you at all. If you stay here, you will easily attract Brother Wood and the others." Shi Shi pulled Shan Shi's ears and moved forward, and Shan Shi also moved forward two steps in coordination. , suddenly let out an "Aww", the sudden pain made his self-control drop to an extremely low point, but fortunately his stomach felt a little better afterwards.

Shitou heard the scream of pain, and knelt down/body to check Shanshi's injury, but Shanshi's head was too big, he couldn't see the situation below clearly, and the ear he was holding was pulled sideways.

Shan Shi obediently turned his head, but saw torches moving quickly on the small road in the village. He turned his head and wanted to push the stone's stomach to signal him to go quickly, but Shi Shi had just crouched down when Shan Shi turned his head and almost knocked him down on the ground.

The stone swayed and Shan Shi grabbed the collar with his mouth. Shan Shi wanted to throw him on his back and run back to the mountain to escape, but he found that his neck was not long enough to throw him up, and it was still torn in the process of pulling. Stone clothes.

The cloth made a "squeak", and half of Shishi's shoulders were exposed to the air. Shanshi was worried that Shishi would be angry and hit him, so he quickly ran around the stone and ran into the mountain.

Mu Mu was patrolling at the other end of the village, when he suddenly heard screams, he immediately rushed over with his patrolling brothers holding torches and stone grasses, but when he arrived here, there was only a puddle of excrement left on the ground, emitting The screaming beast disappeared, and one of the traps buried here was missing.

Mu Mu carefully observed the messy footprints on the ground. I don't know what animals left the drag marks, and there were clear human footprints on the marks.

Mu Mu waved his hand, and waited for the crowd to gather around, and whispered: "The wild beast has its owner, everyone, don't chase it, go back to the village to guard, and be more vigilant."

Mu Mu is Shui Sheng's half-brother and the eldest son of the village chief. Back to the village.

The moonlight penetrated the dense forest, spreading pieces on the ground. Seeing the light of the fire gradually receding, the stone walked back and forth in the forest at ease, and found a slender branch under an old tree. After a few blows, it is not easy to break, and it hurts a little on the palm of the hand.

"Shanshi, are you alright?" Shitou found a stone and sat down, slapping his palms with the branch as if he was bored, "It's okay to give you food at night, isn't it that you are messing around in the mountains again?" Have you eaten wild mushrooms?"

Shanshi has been hiding behind a big weed bush since he entered the forest. After Shishi said that, he said "hum~" to indicate that he didn't eat wild mushrooms. Shishi didn't talk. After a long time, Shanshi hummed again. Panting again, he walked out of the grass. The whole pig's body seemed to have lost weight. Its mouth was slightly opened as if it had no strength to close it. It walked to the side of the stone and spread it on the ground.The front and back legs are staggered and stacked, and the back is leaned against the big tree. When the big head is tilted, I want to snore.

As soon as the mouth opened a little bit, Shi Shi fed something into his mouth, thinking that Shi Shi felt sorry for him and fed him the fruit, but when he bit it, there was a "cracking" moment, and his teeth hurt and his legs hurt instantly .

Shi Shi threw a stone the size of a small potato into his mouth, and when he bit it, his teeth hurt so badly.Then the stone used a fork to pry off the animal trap on his front leg.Shan Shi yelled "Aww~" in pain.

"He was weak just now, but now he is full of energy?" Shito chewed the herbs and applied them on Shanshi's legs, took out the stone stuck in Shanshi's mouth, and asked him, "Do you still eat indiscriminately?"

"Humph ~" eat.

Shi Shi made a gesture to put the stone into his mouth again, Shan Shi was so frightened that he hurriedly changed his mouth, "哗~".

Shitou nodded in satisfaction, threw the stone away, and shook his drool-filled hand in disgust, "I will bring you Shitou pastries after you eat indiscriminately."

Mountain rocks are not bad at foraging, but they are too picky and picky. They never pick up the fruit that falls under the tree. When eating fruit, they always hit the tree with their fat bodies and eat the ones that they knocked down. They don’t eat well-cooked ones. Xiaoqingguo loves to eat bananas, mushrooms on tree trunks, and human food brought to him by stones. Human food only eats sweet and spicy food, neither sweet nor spicy.

Shitou's threatening words were a bit harsh, and Shanshi was offended, Shanshi raised his leg and wanted to slap Shishi hard twice, but unfortunately he lifted his injured leg, instead of hurting others, he hurt himself and started humming snort.

Shi Shi was completely amused by Shan Shi's stupid appearance, "What's the matter? You don't like to hear about you? You still want to do it?"

Shanshi stretched his neck with difficulty, groaned in protest, and said several times, Master did not eat indiscriminately!

"Oh, you mean I wronged you?"

"Humph~"

"During the day, the adults and I were busy collecting food, and I didn't see you. When you came at night, the food you ate was what you ate before." Shitou saw Shanshi struggling to stand up, leaning against his back like a weak willow The tree gave all the weight of its body to the tree. In the autumn, when the tree was leaned on by him like this, large/large/large/pieces of leaves fell down.Shi Shi laughed at him again: "You said you don't eat this or that, how did you grow so heavy, do you have any secrets to gain weight? I will also train my body to be stronger, and I can bring you upright. Back to the village."

Shitou talked too much, and Shanshi didn't understand, but he felt that Shitou might still be laughing at him for diarrhea. The pain-relieving effect of the herb came out, and Shanshi left the tree trunk that he had been snuggling for a long time, imitating the hounds in the village to lift up his front clumsily. The legs directly threw the stone to the ground, and then lay on the stone and squinted his eyes to pretend to be asleep.

The stone was crushed/groaned, and grabbed/grabbed the base of Shanshi's ear and pulled it hard, "You don't know how much you weigh? I'm about to vomit blood, get up quickly."

"Hmph~" You are allowed to wrong me and laugh at me, but you are not allowed to oppress you?

"You still think I wronged you?" Shitou calmed down, Shanshi came at night, and besides eating the fruit, he also drank the wine he brewed.

The wine was just a test product. The wine in the village is made by Uncle Wen. It is usually stored in the underground warehouse for storing grain. It will only be taken out on harvest or important days, and because he is still ten years old Children can't touch those things at all.So I secretly saved some millet seeds, learned the tricks and half-styles from Uncle Wen, and fumbled to make wine.It's just that maybe due to insufficient materials and insufficient preparation, something went wrong during the brewing process of this wine, and Shan Shi just drank all the wine, so he had diarrhea.

To confirm, Shi Shi asked again, "You really didn't eat or drink indiscriminately?"

Shan Shi was furious, but still didn't believe it. He rolled to the side, got off the stone, and pressed the stone to the ground with his front legs before he got up.Shitou's strength is naturally inferior to that of Shanshi, unable to struggle, "I'm just checking again, are you so stingy? Besides," Shitou bared his teeth and smiled, "I haven't settled with you for tearing my clothes! "

As soon as Shitou mentioned clothes, Shanshi was stunned for a moment, and he arched his head against Shishi, making him turn over, face down, with his back to Shanshi, Shanshi saw the exposed half shoulder, and then remembered the good things he had done before , suddenly felt a little guilty, let go of the stone, ran a little farther, turned around and found a branch beside the stone, not that kind of old branch, but a little green, this kind of branch hurts the body, and ran over to think Take the branch away.

Reluctantly slowing down a step, when the stone got up from the ground, he picked up the branch, patted the dirt and dead leaves on his clothes, so that he didn't look so embarrassed, then looked up expressionlessly, quietly watching The mountain stone is ready to escape again.

Shanshi felt his stomach hurt again, and his butt/butt hurt too. Shishi had a face paralyzed all day long, but Shanshi could always sense what he was going to do from his subtle movements, and his legs unconsciously took two steps back .

Shitou: "The leg doesn't hurt anymore? Are you going back?"

When Shan Shi heard this sentence, he stopped immediately, looked around, there was nothing to see, but he smelled the fragrance of flowers, turned around and found a small cluster of chrysanthemums growing behind him, and turned his head to look like a scarecrow in a cornfield The same stone, lowered his head and bit off the flower stem of a plant, and slowly rubbed the chrysanthemum/flower to the side of the stone, rubbing his head against the stone, trying to hand the flower to him, while "hum~hum ~" Don't stop, I'll give you flowers to pay for your clothes, don't do anything.

Stone lowered his head to look at the flower. It was round and oval, pinnately half-cleft, with light jagged edges, bright yellow, maybe because of the rain in the past two days, the petals were delicate and beautiful.Shan Shi arched his head against him again, holding a chrysanthemum in his mouth and wanted to pass it to him again and again as an apology. He accepted the flower in his eyes.

Shan Shi rubbed his body against the stone, and Shi Shi stretched out his hand to touch/his long ears, and there was a layer of fine fluff on the ear, Shi Shi's hand brushed over it, the fluff swayed from side to side, there was a little itchiness and the warmth of the palm, Shan Shi closed his eyes and enjoyed it, and his whole body relaxed.

Shi Shi was still smiling, his eyes were bent because of the smile, the middle finger and index finger of one hand clamped the stem of the chrysanthemum/flower, and the palm of his hand gently stroked Shan Shi's ears, and when Shan Shi closed his eyes to enjoy, The other hand holding the branch lifted up, and slapped Shanshi's butt/ass heavily, again and again...

The author has something to say:

An adult Bamei weighs nearly 100 kilograms~ It is estimated that it can crush a person to death if it is pressed on a child, this place is more illusory~~~