[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

The war is drawing to a close.

It has been more than a year since the shogunate promulgated the abolition of swords, and it has become more and more difficult to fight against barbarians.The warriors had to fight not only the gods and humans, but even the samurai under the shogunate.Unstoppable physical and mental exhaustion, now even they don't know what is the motivation for their persistence?

For the country?But the current shogunate has regarded them as traitors.

For family?But their family members died long ago under the cruelty of heaven and man.

For faith?But none of them knew whether their so-called beliefs were actually true.

Then why did they take up the weapons in their hands, why did they participate in the battle, and why did they witness the death of countless comrades in arms?

Countless fighters against barbarians thought that what they did was glorious, but the shogunate called them villains.In addition to resentment, there is more chilling.But their meager power can't change the status quo at all, and there is no other way but to accept it.

Now there are only less than 800 people left in the anti-barbarian team. After a battle with the shackles, most of them are wounded.But before they finished repairing, the attack of the Celestial Forces also followed.

After the battle, there were less than 500 people left alive, and most of them were injured, but now there is not much time for recuperation.

"Yinshi, how is your injury?" Katsura Kotaro's chest was wrapped in a bandage, and blood leaked from the inside out. He walked up to Sakata Yinshi and sat down next to him and asked.

Sakata Yinshi, who was sitting leaning against the wall, opened his eyes after hearing the voice: "Ayin, I can't die for the time being, let the military doctor treat the others first. But you looked like you wanted a dog to wear your wig just now, and you really plan to come out now." Go for a swim in the Santu River, a one-way trip to hell?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui Xiaotaro frowned, and looked sideways at Sakata Gintoki beside him, "Gintoki, don't be brave, you also suffered a lot of injuries just now."

"It's enough to lick it with saliva. I just dealt with it for myself," Sakata Gintoki curled his lips, "Wig, to be honest, you shaved your hair, if it wasn't for your hair being too long just now You won't be stabbed if you get caught on the long|spear of Heaven and Man, hey!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui Xiaotaro said very seriously, "Hair is the foundation of my character image, and it must not be shaved! And Yinshi, your teardown just now directly put me down to cover everyone back, and finally the glory The injured image has become a funny result!"

"Damn it! It turns out that the black hole in your brain hasn't swallowed up your IQ with the wig at all!?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils, and looked at Gui Xiaotaro with a stunned expression, "You actually know him?" I was stunned when I realized that I was actually a funny guy! If one day Ai Shan can correctly realize that his height will never grow, no matter how much milk he drinks and how much calcium he supplements, it won’t save him , even better."

Gui Xiaotaro fell silent after hearing the mention. It was rare that he did not refute the matter of Sakata Yinshi calling him a wig. Instead, he remained silent for a few seconds before saying: "Yinshi, Jin actually helped him..."

"Chong!"

A knife with a cold light was inserted directly into the wall where Sakata Gintoki was resting his head, only one centimeter away from his ear.

And Takasugi Shinsuke stood five meters away from Sakata Gintoki, slowly withdrew his right hand, then glanced coldly at the other party, turned and left.

"Actually, Jinzhu is not far from you."

Katsura Kotaro silently added what he hadn't finished just now, and then said to Sakata Gintoki seriously as if remembering something: "And I forgot to say, it's not a wig, it's Katsura!"

Sakata Gintoki was squinting at the knife stuck in his ear with cold sweat, but after hearing Katsura Kotaro's words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said directly: "How long is your reflex arc for the wig!? Like Is the old lady's foot wrap the same?"

After complaining about this, Sakata Gintoki pulled out the knife that was inserted into the wall, and Katsura Kotaro next to him asked energetically, "Gintoki, how long is the foot wrap?"

"It's probably as long as your touching IQ, which is particularly touching." Sakata Gintoki responded with his dead fish eyes open and his voice did not fluctuate.

Gui Xiaotaro seemed to understand but half understood: "Silver time..."

"Shut up!" Sakata Yinshi had a vein jump out of his head, and shouted at Gui Xiaotaro, "Ayin, I need to rest now, how can I fix it!"

"Did you see it? It's bloodshot! Ah Yin, my eyes are already bloodshot, bastard! I've been fighting non-stop lately and finally I can take a break. Can't you close your mouth with a wig!?" Sakata Yinshi said excitedly, picked up the knife in his hand and looked at Gui Xiaotaro viciously, "Otherwise, Yin, I'll help you rest forever, wig!"

Facing the distorted Sakata Gin in front of him, Katsura Kotaro really didn't speak, but raised his hand.

Sakata Yinshi rolled his eyes when he saw it, and stretched out his finger: "Student wig, what do you want to say? I only give you time for one sentence!"

Gui Xiaotaro straightened his clothes, and said solemnly: "It's not a wig, it's Gui!"

"..."

After staring subtly at Katsura Kotaro opposite him with his dead fish eyes open for a few seconds, Sakata Gintoki raised his hand expressionlessly and pressed the opponent's head to the ground.

Looking at Katsura Kotaro with his head stuck on the ground, Sakata Gintoki said tiredly: "Ah Yin, sooner or later I will torture you, an idiot, to death."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Jin Toki, wig, what are you two playing?" After Sakamoto Tatsuma, who arrived before anyone else, finished speaking, he appeared in front of Sakata Gintoki. He poked Gui Xiaotaro on the back of the head, "Moses, is your wig okay?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui Xiaotaro raised his head and wiped the blood under his nostrils, blinking, "Chen Ma, why is your head bald?"

Sakamoto Tatsuma subconsciously raised his hand and touched the top of his head, then laughed and said, "Ahahahahahaha, I happened to meet Jinsuke just now, so I told him about finding new height-increasing shoes, and then I was dismissed." Hair. How? My new look?"

"Great, I feel that your new hairstyle looks very handsome!" Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils, and praised without any sincerity, "Otherwise, you might as well shave like a young boy, by the way, Yin I will burn a few spots on your brain for you, maybe your IQ will go up in a flash!"

Sakamoto Tatsuma directly ignored Sakata Gintoki's words, and turned to Katsura Kotaro who was beside him: "Ahahahahaha, have you ever heard of the name Yatogami?"

"Hey! It's just a sakama ball and dare to ignore Yin who is the protagonist! Be careful that the number of episodes you appear in will be cut in half, you bastard!" Sakata Gintoki complained first, and then said doubtfully, "Speaking of which, Ye The name God of Fighting sounds a bit familiar. By the way, is there a god with such a name in our country? Ah Yin, I only believe in the God of Jump. As the hero of the jump series, maybe someday I will get Ah Yin. I have acquired a Zhanshen Dao and learned how to solve it!"

"I probably know something about it. I have heard some news from the team members, and I have investigated it myself," Gui Xiaotaro said solemnly. It became more and more famous among the people. Although it is not known whether it is true or not, ordinary people regard it as comfort in their hearts. As for the reason, it seems that many people made wishes to the god, hoping that the other party would kill and attack their village. In the end, those celestial beings did indeed die. Speaking of which, besides ours, that night battle god is also very famous on this battlefield. The celestial beings also seem to know that there is such an existence, but they don’t Seriously. As for our anti-barbarian troops, in order to avoid any flukes, Jin Zhu previously mentioned that the team members are not allowed to talk about this in the team."

Sakata Gintoki blinked: "So there is really a god with such a name in our country?"

"Maybe, but we don't know the truth after all," Katsura Kotaro said ambiguously, "but if there really are gods, why didn't they appear when the gods attacked our country. So I prefer, that Yato God is actually a human saying."

After finishing speaking, Katsura Kotaro looked at Tatsuma Sakamoto in a strange way: "But Tatsuma, why did you suddenly mention this?"

Sakamoto Tatsuma scratched his head: "When I went to a nearby village to buy medicines just now, I happened to hear the people talking there for a while, so I was a little curious."

"So that's the case," Gui Xiaotaro nodded, "But if it's really a god, I would like to make a wish."

"Give up, wig, your IQ can't be cured even if a god comes," Sakata Gintoki complained, "It's more convenient to reincarnate once."

"No, the wish I want to make is not about my IQ!" Katsura Kotaro said solemnly, "I just want him to cure your pink eye disease! It's been almost ten years since the day we first met Now, your pink eye disease has not healed, Yinshi must be very anxious yourself."

"Ahahahahahaha, Gintoki, so you have pink eye disease instead of red pupils!?" Sakamoto Tatsuma laughed very cooperatively, and patted Sakata Gintoki on the shoulder, "Don't worry, Yinshi. I will definitely collect many good medicines for you when I go to the universe in the future, so you don’t have to give up the treatment yet, you can still be saved!”

Hearing what the two said, a bright red cross jumped out of Sakata Gintoki's head.He took a deep breath, and very kindly (niu) kindly (qu) raised the samurai|sword in his hand and looked at the two of them with a smile.

"Ayin, let me take you to Santuchuan for a trip, remember not to come back, goodbye!"