[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

After a brief farewell to Ze Yuanchu, Yato and the others did not stay any longer and left that world directly.Because it was late at night when they left, and it was the same time when they returned to Kabukicho, and there were no pedestrians on the road after midnight, so the sudden appearance of Yato and others in the middle of the street did not cause any impact.

"Ah~ I'm finally back, Kabukicho really makes me feel the most comfortable," Sakata Gintoki stretched his waist, looked up at the moon in the sky, and turned to Yato and said, "Yato-chan~ you Is there any place to live, Ah Yin, I can temporarily take you to live with me."

Sakata Gintoki said this because he remembered that before he left here in the middle of the night, a certain god broke through the window and entered his house and refused to leave, saying that he had no place to live.Thinking about it now, he could just abduct people home like this.

Sakata Gintoki praised his wit, but on the surface he had an expression of "A Yin, I kindly took him in, you have to be grateful", but his eyes glanced over from time to time.

Fei squinted her eyes when she saw this scene, and said directly: "I have found a rented place again before, this idiot will not bother you. What's more, Sakata, you haven't come back for so long, you should have a lot of things to deal with, It's even worse for Yato to bother you."

"Wow! I knew Fei was great!" Yato praised Fei without hesitation after hearing this, "Hey, it's great to have a place to live!"

Sakata Yinshi got the dead fish eyes and immediately looked over. At this moment, he understood one thing very clearly - the other party was definitely trying to make things difficult for him =皮=.

Shimura Shinpachi looked around, then shook his head.

It seems that Yinsang still has a long way to go.

Fei smiled and looked at Sakata Gintoki, and continued: "Then let's go back today. After all, as human beings, you still need to rest normally. I will take Yato and the others away, and see you later."

Sakata Gintoki stared deeply at Fei's back, and said to Shimura Shinpachi beside him, "Xin Baji, I always have the feeling that my mother-in-law is embarrassing me, this is definitely not an illusion, right?"

Shimura Shinpachi pushed down his glasses, and said coldly: "Yin-san, you are wrong. People just see you as a little irritated, and don't want their children to be snatched away by you, a good-for-nothing weasel."

The veins on Sakata Gintoki's head twitched, and just as he was about to refute, Shimura Shinpachi continued: "Compared to that, Yin-san, let's go back to the Wanshiya first, Kagura is asleep."

Hearing the other party's words, Sakata Gintoki turned his head to look at the drooling Kagura who was sleeping on Joharu's back, scratched his stomach, let out a lazy sigh and turned around: "Well, let's go back."

On the other side, on the way to the residence, Yato couldn't help but read to Diarmuid, "You don't even know Diarmuid. In the beginning, Fei and I lived in the wild when we were fighting against barbarians. Later, it was hard The times have settled down, and we have no place to live, so we often find a park and just make do with it for the night. After that, I finally got money to rent a house, and I was always kicked out by Fei qaq, and most of the time I just found a place and just nested up. "

Fei: "Isn't that why some idiot god always uses the money I earn from part-time jobs to play steel balls, so that I can't even pay the rent?"

Ye Dou looked away guiltily, curled his lips and whispered, "Don't be so stingy."

"It's okay, Yato-sama, I'll work hard to make money!" Diarmuid finished seriously, then hesitated for a few seconds and said, "...but don't hit things like steel balls, use the money to buy food , How about I cook something delicious for you?"

Yato blinked, and rushed over with a howl: "Wow! Diarmuid, you are a must-have artifact at home! Dad, I love you so much, Dad, I am so touched! Tomorrow we will have sukiyaki Well, how about buying Kobe beef by the way (﹃)!"

Automatically ignoring Yato's innermost 'father', Diarmuid thought for a while and said, "It's better to eat something light in the morning."

After hearing this, Yeto patted his chest, and said with a bright smile: "It's okay, the gods won't spoil your stomach! Besides, Fei and you are not human beings, no matter how much you eat, you can't spoil your stomach, so man!"

At this time, Fei made up his sword at the side: "But Yetou, do you have money to buy things now? Diarmuid just came here, not to mention that he is not familiar with the situation, so naturally he has no money? It seems that you Going to use the money in your wine bottle."

"Don't even think about it!" Yato looked at Fei accusingly, "This is the start-up fund for our shrine, and it can't be spent randomly!"

"It turns out that it's not a waste of money to buy fake transfer items." Fei continued to make up the knife, "I have improved my knowledge."

Yato: ...I don't know how to refute at all, so angry qaq.

On the other side, Sakata Yinshi and the others were suddenly surrounded on the way back. After looking carefully for a while, they realized that they were acquaintances: "Ayin, I have just returned to my long-lost hometown and received such a big welcome. What? Let me tell you first, Ah Yin, I am a law-abiding citizen, so I didn’t do anything that would lead to the police coming to my door.”

"So it's you guys, Dana," with a lazy voice, a boy with light brown hair came out and yawned, "Is it just over [beep——] if you're still outside so late? My lord The world is really dirty."

Sakata Gintoki spoke with twitching corners of his mouth, and couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "No, no, no, no matter how you look at it, the dirty things are all in your head, Sougo-kun."

"Hey! Sougo don't talk nonsense with them," another somewhat hoarse voice sounded, "Take it back to the bureau first."

"Hey, hey! Ah Yin, we are legal citizens, it's unreasonable for you to bring us back to the bureau casually, right?" Sakata Yinshi picked his nostrils and looked over with dead fish eyes. "Tax thieves usually take our tax money and do nothing, but now they want to make innocent civilians suffer?"

"Who is Duo Chuan-kun, bastard natural roll!" Hijikata Toshiro threw the cigarette in his mouth on the ground violently, "Didn't you disappear a while ago? Just don't go back, I will take you directly Go back and deal with it!"

"Hijikata... Oh, Takushi-kun, it's wrong for you to do this. As a policeman, how can you bend the law for personal gain?" Okita Sougo said as he took out a bazooka and pointed it at Hijikata Shishiro, "I just think it's for the sake of the people. Well, go to hell!"

"Oh!"

There was a huge explosion, and after the smoke and dust cleared, Hijikata Toshiro wiped the dust off his face, with veins jumping on his head, he yelled at Sougo Okita, who was carrying a bazooka across the way: "The most self-serving person is you, you little brat! "

"Hey, hey, if you want to make trouble, find a time. My children will almost be woken up by you. If there is nothing else, we will go back," Sakata Gintoki withdrew his hand covering Kagura's ear , pointed to his own eyes and said angrily, "Ayin, I'm sleepy too. Look at Ayin, my eyes are red, and the bloodshot eyes are all over the eyeballs!"

"Your eyes are always red, aren't you?" Hijikata Toshiro complained subconsciously, and impatiently waved his hand to signal the surrounding team members to get out of the way, "Okay, you guys go back quickly, or you will have even more headaches."

Sakata Gintoki couldn't help but rolled his eyes again, and walked out with Shimura Shinpachi and Joharu.Looking at the backs of several people, Sougo Okita tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said: "By the way, Dana. Since a few days ago, there have been people trying to kill people with knives nearby, so it's better not to go out at night these days. .”

"I see, no wonder you are still outside so late," Sakata Gintoki raised his hand behind his back without stopping, "Thank you for reminding me, Zouwu-kun~"

After Hijikata Toshiro watched the figures of Sakata Gintoki disappear, he turned to Okita Sougo who was beside him and said, "Let's go, go to the next location, and go back to sleep early after checking."

Okita Sougo said in a calm voice: "Hijikata, if you want to sleep, I can help you, how about a permanent sleep? Don't worry about the problems in the team at all, I will replace you and become a good deputy leader .So, go to hell, Hijikata."

"Oh!"

After the smoke and dust cleared, Hijikata Shiro rushed out with his explosive head, gnashing his teeth and holding a knife: "Sogo=dish=!!!"