[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Seeing the scene where Sakata Gintoki remained motionless and covered by bugs, Shimura Shinpachi climbed up the tree in a panic: "Hoo~ It's dangerous. Fortunately, Gin-san was there to attract the enemy's attention, and I managed to get out of the front line .”

Sakata Gintoki: ... New Baji = dish =! ! !

"Dingchun, you are so amazing, Aru," Kagura touched Dingchun's hair with his hand, and said in admiration, "You can shake out so many lice."

This is not something to sigh at all, you coward! ! !

Although it was buried below by bugs, the voice outside Gintoki Sakata could still be heard clearly.At this time, he has a face that is unlovable, and he really wants to take revenge on the society!

Sakata Gintoki: I really want to get revenge on the dark-hearted artifact duo over there!Ah Yin, did he steal your sweet potatoes? ?

Yato looked at it for a while, then said weakly: "Well, Yinshi won't be gnawed into bones, right?"

"No problem, lice don't eat people." Fei looked at the lice group in the courtyard and said calmly, "On the contrary, it is a bit dangerous for you sweet potato to be targeted by him. As your family, we must prevent you from being stolen." .”

Sakata Gintoki: ...Σ(°△°|||) Does this guy have mind reading skills! ?

"Oh, by the way, this is for you," Fei said, handing Yeto a small package, "I just finished working before I came, and the boss gave me some snacks, you take them and eat first."

Ye Dou rushed over directly: "Aww! You are awesome! Daddy, I really didn't love you for nothing qwq~"

Seeing that Yato's attention was easily diverted, Fei didn't care about the other party's claiming to be his father.Sakata Gintoki has fully realized Fei's attribute at this moment, that is - a bad conscience! !

At the same time, Abe Seimei and Ze Yuanchu were enthusiastically studying the barrier drawn by Qi Fei, and compared it with the defensive barrier in Onmyoji.

"Even me, as a god, will be trapped. The barrier made by the artifact can only be broken by the artifact," Yato said while eating, "You two can call out your own shikigami to try Just look, no matter how high the barrier is, it will extend upwards, so even a flying monster, there is no way to cross it."

"It's the first time I've seen such an enchantment." Abe Seimei put his hand on the light blue barrier and tapped it a few times. "If it can be popularized and applied, it must be able to protect more people."

"It's a pity that only a divine weapon can be used." Yato wiped the residue on his mouth, looked at Abe Seimei and sighed, "As expected of a great onmyoji, he always thinks about protecting human beings. Well, if If I become a god of good fortune, I still have to learn from you."

"That... Yato-san," Shimura Shinpachi on the tree interrupted the conversation of several people at this time, and said weakly, "Silver sang is still buried in the worm pile, is it all right?"

When Sakata Gintoki heard it, tears of emotion flowed from his heart: New Baji!Ah Yin, I usually do not love you for nothing!

"Big man!" Yeto patted his chest, "If Yinshi accidentally hangs up, I'll accept him as a magic weapon."

"Hey? Yato-san, I still advise you to think about it carefully," Shimura Shinpachi pushed down his glasses, and calmly analyzed, "Yin-san is the representative of the decadent uncle, and taking him as a magic weapon doesn't seem to help much, only Decadent waiting to be raised."

"That's right, Aru," Kagura nodded, "The family can't get rid of the blame, and they still owe a whole lot of debt. Even if Yinchan hangs up, for your sake, don't accept him, Alu."

Sakata Gintoki: You bastard!Thought he was dead before he was dead!Spearmen over there, hurry up and untie the restraints on Ah Yin's body! !

Diarmuid said: He still doesn't know how to untie the bondage, so there is no way. 【Tan Shou Fei: She definitely did not tell Diarmuid how to unlock it on purpose.

"By the way! I don't know if these worms can be taken away by the Witch and Gu Master," Ze Yuanchu said, searching in his cuffs, took out a paper figurine and threw it on the ground, and the next second the Witch and Gu Master appeared in front of everyone before.Seeing the figure of the other party, Ze Yuanchu immediately pointed to the yard and said, "How about it, do you need to use these bugs in the yard?"

Following Ze Yuanchu's instructions, the Gu master looked at the lice that were nearly one meter high in the yard and was silent for a few seconds, then looked down at the small Gu insect lamp he was carrying, and immediately used a kind of 'mdzz ' eyes fixed on Ze Yuanchu.

Ze Yuanchu: "..." He seems to be silently despised by his shikigami, right?

"Well, you should go back first." Ze Yuanchu said, retracted the Gu Master, and then squatted on the spot covering his face.

Oops, how embarrassing.

"Seimei, let's come...Wow, where did this huge monster come from? And what about the bugs in your yard?"

At this time, a voice suddenly appeared in the yard, and several people turned their heads to see a man wearing a black suit with a black scythe coming out of the crack in mid-air.

"Ghost Messenger Hei, didn't you just say yesterday that you were going to go out after receiving the mission, why did you come today?" Abe Seimei was a little puzzled, "Why didn't Ghost Messenger Bai follow you?"

"Lord Yan Mo summoned us yesterday and assigned an apprentice to each of us. I happened to take the little ghost to collect a dead soul to get familiar with the process. I just wanted to say hello to you when I passed by, so that you wouldn't miss him later. I thought it was the enemy who took care of it, after all, this brat still doesn’t know how to hide the evil and blood on his body,” Ghost Messenger Hei said, taking a step to the side to reveal the little Zhengtai behind him, and then said, “Let’s not talk about these things, the bug will let you This kid will clean it up for you."

After finishing speaking, Ghost Messenger Hei said to the black boy beside him: "Send it away with one knife, can it be done? Pay attention to strength, don't cut down the house."

Hei Tongzi nodded, and took a step forward holding the black sickle in his hand. A strange smile appeared on his expressionless face, and he swung the knife at the bugs in the courtyard.

In an instant, the bugs were cleared away, and the figure of Sakata Gintoki was also revealed.At this time, Fei belatedly 'remembered' that the other party was still locked, and then told Diarmuid how to untie the cloth.

Sakata Gintoki, who was able to move, gathered up his tattered clothes immediately, with red spots (bitten by lice) all over his body, and his face was pitch black.

"Wow, look at the new one! Silver Sauce looks like he has just been [beep——], his body is full of signs of being pampered, Aru. He must have fought with those lice for [-] rounds just now Come on, hey, I feel so shy when I think about it, Aru."

The voice of Kagura made Sakata Gintoki couldn't help but sharpen it, and he threw the wooden knife at his waist in the direction of Kagura, and he felt a little relieved after hearing the sound of "Ouch".Then, he looked at Diarmuid and Fei who were standing in the corridor with kind faces and smiling faces, took a deep breath and Su Kong said to Ye Dou: "Since Ah Yin and I have become like this, you have to treat Ah Yin." Silver, I am in charge!"

"...Huh!?" Yato blinked, "Why am I in charge?"

"As the master, you will naturally be responsible for what your artifact committed, and just now, Ah Yin, I was... er, err," Sakata Yinshi covered his face and began to 'cry' before he could finish speaking, with an aggrieved look on his face. , "If you don't take responsibility, Ah Yin, I will have no face to live on!"

After hearing this, Fei raised his eyebrows invisibly, and was thinking about how to make a move to fix the opponent for a while, when he heard Yato's words, he instantly felt that the opponent was miserable in some way.At least it's not that easy to abduct Yato.

And hearing Sakata Gintoki's words, Yato scratched his head and said calmly: "It's okay, Gintoki. Even if you are dead, I can still see you. Actually, there is no difference."

Sakata Gintoki froze, put down his hand and looked at Yato with twitching corners of his mouth: Big brother!Your answer is different from what was written in the script! !

No, one, kind, ah=dish=!

#Sure enough, the lines in Brain Remnant Wen and Qiong Yao’s drama are deceptive! #

Diarmuid and Abe Seimei: "Pfft~"

Ze Yuanchu and Kagura: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

Shimura Shinpachi did not laugh like the others, but instead pushed down his glasses and said seriously: "Yin-san, I want to remind you that the material behind your butt can no longer cover the meat inside."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Don't let anyone stop him, he is going to take revenge on the society! !