[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Because of Sakata Gintoki's complaints, the courtyard became subtly quiet for a while.The expression on Abe Seimei's face froze, he didn't know how to explain the fact that he and Kagura both lost their memory by such a coincidence.

At this time, Yato broke the silence: "Actually, I don't know you, it's just your voice... This ethereal and lifeless appearance is very similar to my artifact, so when you spoke just now, you didn't realize it .”

"Ah, yes, yes, Yin, I am because of your name, girl," Sakata Gintoki continued Yato's words at this time, stretching out his little finger to pick his nostrils, "Actually, Yin, I also have a name in my family." A girl called Kanna, but even though her name is the same as yours, she is definitely not as delicate as you."

"How should I put it, that child in my family is worrying me, Yin," Sakata Yintoki said while flicking off the unknown black object on his finger, and sighed with his dead fish eyes open, "My family is called Kanna The girl who has completely learned the sign of decadent madao is dead fish-eyed, has nothing to do all day, has a slightly big brain, and is easily deceived, and her stomach can hold a ship, but she is still full of [beep——] banned The gorilla type with a voice that speaks with a voice, and a force value that explodes. Although he has a cute face, his personality is really special and extremely annoying."

"Is it as annoying as you, Gintoki?" Yato said, looking up and down Sakata Gintoki, "Is it really not you who you said just now? And it's really not because of you that Kanna became like this Didn't this guy make a good, positive image?"

When Sakata Gintoki heard Yato's words, the corners of his mouth twitched: "Yato-chan, are you trying to tear me down on purpose?"

"No, no, I just told what I think is the truth," Yato said with a serious face, pointing to Sakata Gintoki's eyes, "For example, the dead fish eyes I just mentioned, I feel that you infected past."

"Ah Yin, my eyes are so bright!" Sakata Yintoki stepped forward to approach Yato, bent slightly and put his head close to him, pointing to his eyes, "Look quickly! Are those red pupils Very sharp? It's full of majesty and makes people dare not take a closer look, right!?"

Yato blinked and looked at it confidently for a long time, then shook his head and said very shamelessly: "No, no matter how I look at it, I feel exactly the same as the eyes of the salted fish that Lord Arakawa gave you yesterday."

As Yeto said, he took out a salted fish: "Look at its eyes, are they very similar to yours?"

Sakata Gintoki shook his hands, looked at Yato with a sad face, and said with tears in his eyes: "At this moment, I only have one question to ask! You..."

Before he finished speaking, Yato interrupted with a serious face: "I have never loved, I have no money, I have no regrets, I don't know about Amway, I eat French fries and lick my fingers, no date!"

Sakata Yinshi choked for a long time, took a deep breath and said, "Where did you know this!?"

"In Edo, I just ran into the work of distributing questionnaires, and then there were such a series of questions." Yato said.

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Abe Seimei looked at the two of them, the black line was slightly lowered, and he turned his head to look at Ze Yuanchu: "Did they forget to draw the array?"

"As long as Yato and the others get together to chat for a few words, they will habitually deviate from the topic, and it will become more and more off topic." Ze Yuanchu raised his hand to cover his face, "If no one reminds me, I will definitely not remember the business."

"Seimei, shall we do it now?" Kagura had already walked to Abe Seimei's side when the conversation between the two of Yato was off track, "The open space in the backyard is just right for drawing a formation."

Abe Seimei looked up at the sky and nodded, "Well, finish the painting while the sky is still dark."

After finishing speaking, Abe Seimei looked at Yato and Sakata Gintoki who were pinching each other: "..."

"Cough, cough, cough!!" Zeyuan Chu coughed violently, "Yato, Sakata. We are going to move to the backyard to draw the summoning formation now."

So hurry up and stop such childish actions that are not nutritious!

At this moment, Yato and Sakata Gintoki, who just remembered the purpose of their coming here, let go of the hands pinching each other's face, and walked over: "Oh, yes! I almost forgot the business!"

Sakata Gintoki patted Ze Yuanchu's shoulder with one hand and said loudly: "Let's go, Pippi Shrimp!"

Ze Yuanchu: The two of you haven't remembered the business at all, hey!And what the hell is Pippi shrimp?

……

The summoning array was finally completed in three hours with the concerted efforts of the five members of Yato.At this moment, Ye Dou stood in the center of the formation, looked at the few people standing outside, and said with sparkling eyes: "Hey, do you think I am standing here now, do I look like a super powerful big shot?"

Sakata Yinshi complained in a steady voice: "Ah! That's awesome, I'm going to be scared to death, Ah Yin."

Veins twitched on Ye Dou's head, and before he could speak, Ze Yuanchu, who was afraid that the two of them would go off again, immediately said, "Ye Dou, try this summoning formation."

"That's right." Yato immediately diverted his attention and tapped his palm, "It happens that Diarmuid is not by my side, so I'll call him over to try."

After finishing speaking, Yato stood with his head down for nearly a minute with a serious face, and then looked at Abe Seimei suspiciously: "By the way, shouldn't there be some tall and powerful summoning spell in such a tall and compelling scene? I thought about it." I can't think of any cool spells for a long time."

"...Emotionally, you have been silent for so long just now, are you thinking about this?" Sakata Gintoki twitched at the corner of his mouth, "You can just say something, lucky e will be fine."

Yato looked at Gintoki Sakata with an expression of 'you are so ignorant': "Don't be like this, Sawahara is also lucky, he is watching from the side."

Ze Yuanchu: "...Don't pull me to lie down, hey = dish =!"

Seeing that the scene was about to become chaotic again, Abe Seimei pinched his forehead and said, "There is no need for spells, just the unique connection between you and the other party as a medium."

"Okay," Yato nodded disappointedly, "Speaking of the connection between me and the artifact, the closest thing is to give them names. Just use this?"

Abe Seimei nodded: "It's absolutely fine. The real name is a curse for any creature. And the name that was given after making a contract with you is essentially the same as the real name. After all, you are a god. , Tiandao should recognize the name you gave to the artifact. By the way, when summoning, drop a little of your blood in the eyes of the array."

"I understand," Yato said, scratching his finger and dripping a few drops of blood in the formation, before he backed away from the formation, "Come out, Pikachu!"

Sakata Gintoki: "How many cartoons have you watched?"

Ze Yuanchu, Abe Seimei, and Kagura who don't understand what Pikachu is: "...??"

"Isn't Pikachu the name of the Yato artifact?" In the end, Abe Seimei asked.

Sakata Gintoki shook his head, and said seriously: "Pikachu is Xiao Zhi's summoned beast raised outside, and it has nothing to do with the poor god over there."

After Yato finished playing, he knelt down and put his hands on the summoning array, and said, "Come to my side, Hikari."

After the voice fell, a dazzling blue light radiated from the formation, and then a figure appeared in front of everyone.

Seeing the appearance of Diarmuid with a spear in one hand and a pheasant with many feathers in the other, the yard was quiet for a few seconds.

Diarmuid, who noticed Yato's figure, withdrew his guarded gaze, retracted his weapon, and blinked with some doubts, and the dumb hair on his forehead also swayed: "Master Yato? This is..."

Sakata Gintoki laughed loudly after recovering: "Hahahahahaha, Brother Gun, you must have gone to the mountains to dig chicken coops and didn't run away!"

Diarmuid raised his hand and patted the chicken feathers off his head, and said helplessly, "Guhuotiao said that Shuten Doji wanted to eat some meat, and because Mr. Sawahara was not here, he had no money, so I went to the mountains to find some game. .I didn't expect the pheasant to be very flexible..."

"So the chicken feathers on your head couldn't be chased by a pheasant, and then you accidentally planted your head into the chicken coop, right?" Sakata Gintoki complained casually.

Yato: "Pfft~"

Ze Yuanchu: "Pfft~"

Diarmuid: "..." He has to keep smiling!Smile!