[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

It has been more than half a year since Sakata Gintoki and Yoshida Matsuyo left. During this period of time, Yato and Fei traveled all over the battlefield, accepted the entrustment of many people, and finally spread his name.Also because it is now a period of war, people who believe in Yato in order to seek psychological comfort are gradually appearing, so he does not have to worry about being forgotten and disappearing for the time being.

Yato's name appeared more and more times in human mouths, and the commissions he received also increased.Although everyone is not very clear about this god that suddenly appeared, but at this time, it is also a reliance that can make him feel at ease.

After a long time, rumors about Yato were also heard from the patriots.But they didn't waste time thinking about these or asking Yato to entrust them, because they subconsciously thought that instead of entrusting them to gods who don't know whether they exist or not, they should work hard with their own hands and use their lives to fight for the gods. people out.

And as Yato accepted more commissions, the number of celestial beings he killed also skyrocketed. Not only did his name spread among humans, even the celestial beings knew more or less recently that there was a man who suddenly appeared and claimed to be himself. It's a godly guy.However, they all regarded this as a psychological sustenance imagined by human beings, and they didn't have any feelings except after a while of jokes.

Of course, the war does not go on without a moment's rest. The soldiers with lofty ideals need to recruit new soldiers, rest their troops, recuperate and adjust their status.Tianren threatened the shogunate with high technology and gradually invaded Edo, so they didn't pay attention to the patriots who temporarily hid and adjusted.It is because of this that a relatively stable situation has been formed.

Yato planned to take advantage of this time to find Sakata Gintoki.

"Yato, are you really planning to go?" Fei jumped down from the tree, walked to Yato and said, "It's been so long, that child should have forgotten you."

"Ah, it doesn't matter if you forget," Yato replied, and walked forward, "I'm just going to fulfill the promise I made. Let's go, Fei."

Fei smiled and followed Yato's footsteps, and then said: "Speaking of... Yato, do you know where that child is now?"

Hearing Fei's words, Yato's body subconsciously stiffened, and then his expression shifted subtly.After seeing this situation, Fei couldn't help but hang a row of black lines on his head: "So Yato, you were so handsome just now and said you were going to find someone, but in the end you didn't even know where the other party was."

Yato blinked, reached out and tapped his head, stuck out his tongue, pretending to be cute and said: "Hey hey xd, I forgot it by accident."

"...Yato, you look so weird." Fei said with a twitch.

After Yeto heard this, he petrified in place, and squatted down listlessly after a while: "I always feel that your image has changed too quickly since you came to this world. You obviously haven't disliked me for hundreds of years, but now you always They complain about me from time to time, this is definitely not my illusion!"

Seeing Yetou like this, the corners of Fei's mouth twitched: "Yatou, are you squatting here, are you planning to leave?"

Yato immediately stood up when he heard it, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, we will find it."

Fei opened her mouth, wanting to tell Yato very much that she was not worried at all.But after thinking of the petrified and stiff look of the other party before, he swallowed the words back, looked at Yato with the same kind and tolerant eyes as he looked at his son, and said, "Well, don't worry."

After a long while of subtle silence, Yetou twitched his mouth: "Is it my illusion? I always felt that something was wrong with the way you looked at me just now."

"That's right, it's your delusion, and there's nothing wrong with it." Fei Zheng said with such an expression, blocking Yato's next words.

Yato: ...I always feel that something is wrong and there is nothing wrong _(:3)∠)_.

It didn't take much time to inquire about the news, and within two days of Kung Fu Yato, they already knew where Sakata Gintoki and the others were now, and they also knew what the other party had experienced in the past six months.

For example, Sakata Gintoki followed Yoshida Shoyo and went to live in a relatively rich village with many samurai families for a period of time. Yoshida Shoyo opened a private school there, and because there were other samurai family members in another private school He was kicked out because of suspicion and smearing.

On the way to a remote mountain village far away from the battlefield where Yoshida Shoyo moved after Yato and Feizheng went, you can hear news about each other from several nearby villages, because no tuition is charged to teach the poor Most of the people in the nearby villages are willing to send their children there because of their children.And Sakata Gintoki has such obvious hair, so he found out the news after a little inquiring about Yato.

It was already evening when Yeto found the place. He stood outside the gate of the courtyard and glanced at the words 'Matsushita Private School' on the wooden sign at the gate, then walked to the fence and silently watched the scene inside.

He saw Sakata Gintoki with a natural curly hair at a glance. Sakata Gintoki was much taller than he was half a year ago, and it seemed that the other party had been doing really well in the past six months.

At this time, Sakata Gintoki didn't notice the sight from the outside, he was squatting on the ground and patting the trap he had just made.As soon as he looked up, he saw a person with a black ponytail coming out of the corner, and then he waved at him with bright eyes: "Wig, I found a cat nearby, come here and I'll tell you where it is. "

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Katsura Kotaro first retorted seriously about Sakata Yinshi calling his name wrong, and then his face was stained with a blush of confusion after hearing what happened next, and he turned to Sakata Yinshi without thinking. He trotted in the direction of Shi, with a hint of eagerness in his voice, "Yin Shi, is what you just said true? Where is the meat ball? I want..."

"Oh!"

Before he finished speaking, Gui Xiaotaro stepped on the trap and fell into the pit.

Sakata Gintoki on the side sat on the ground and started laughing when he saw this scene, and kept knocking on the ground with his hands: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You foolishly stepped on the wig without even discovering such an obvious trap." Help! This is already the third time this week, and you are still being fooled hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Your wig is actually made of the same brain as a goldfish, right?"

Faced with Sakata Gintoki's wild laughter and complaints, Katsura Kotaro climbed out of the pit and patted the dust on his body, and then replied sonorously to Sakata Gintoki with a sentence: "It's not a wig, it's Katsura!"

Sakata Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth suddenly when he got here, he stopped laughing, and looked over with dead fish eyes: "So this is what you focus on!?"

"No!" Gui Xiaotaro straightened his face and said very seriously, "The point is that you haven't told me the location of the meat ball yet, Yinshi!"

"To be honest, is there a string missing in your wig?" Sakata Gintoki stood up with a heavy face and patted Katsura Kotaro on the shoulder, twitching the corners of his mouth before continuing, "IQ is a matter of a lifetime." If you can, go and recharge it quickly, Ah Yin, I'm afraid you will cry stupidly one day!"

Gui Xiaotaro nodded very seriously when he heard it, looked at Sakata Yin and said seriously: "It's not a wig, it's Gui!"

"..."

After a few seconds of silence in the air, Sakata Gintoki said tiredly: "According to your current appearance, it seems that you have developed into a terminal illness, and such things as IQ really cannot be forced, give up the treatment, you are hopeless. "

"Hashidou sack Yinshi!" Katsura Kotaro stepped forward and grabbed Sakata Yinshi's collar and shook it violently when he heard this, "Am I really terminally ill? It's as messy as Yinshi's hair Is it impossible to straighten forever!? There are still a few days to live? I haven’t kneaded enough soft meat balls, and I haven’t eaten all the delicious sticks. How can I be a samurai? Do nothing and die!"

"That's enough, it's really enough! Ah Yin, my natural curls have offended you, bastard!" Sakata Gintoki felt the tumbling in his stomach, and couldn't help but raised his hand and directly pressed Katsura Kotaro's head to the ground "Your IQ with the wig is as irreparable as that guy's height, this is life, so don't struggle, you will be like this for the rest of your life."

Gui Xiaotaro was silent for a while, lifted his head from the ground, wiped the blood under his nostrils, and said with a straight face, "It's not a wig, it's Gui!"

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Fei, who saw the whole process outside, raised her sleeves to cover her mouth, shook her shoulders and suppressed a smile, and Yato, who was beside her, also had a row of black lines hanging on her head.

I don't know why, but now he can somewhat understand Sakata Gintoki's mood of bullying the other party.

"Hey, you two idiots, it's time for dinner." At this moment, a boy with dark purple hair came out of the backyard with a cold face.He walked up to the two of them and looked at them with his arms folded. His expression and voice fully showed the word cold.

"Hey, Jinzhu," Gui Xiaotaro raised his hand and greeted, "Are you also here to ask where the meat ball is?"

"Wig, is your mind full of air?" Shinsuke Takasugi glanced at the other party, and raised his chin slightly: "I told you, I'm here to invite you two idiots to dinner. If you don't eat, it's fine, Song and I Teacher Yang ate your portion together."

Gui Xiaotaro frowned: "It's not a wig, it's Gui!"

The corner of Takasugi Shinsuke's mouth twitched: "Shut up, idiot!"

At this time, the blue veins on the head of Sakata Yinshi jumped out one by one: "Aoshan, you can say that the wig is an idiot, but how can I be like that guy!? You are definitely provoking on purpose. Come on, bastard! Come on, then fight!"

Although Shinsuke Takasugi's veins popped out after hearing the word 'dwarf cedar' in Sakata Ginshi's mouth, he didn't act impulsively after thinking that Mr. Then a cold snort.

Sakata Gintoki, who was snorted by Gao Gui and Lengyan, gritted his teeth, then smiled smirk as if remembering something: "I remember that Songyang beauty couldn't find the old clothes he was going to throw away a few days ago. , but then I accidentally saw it in your locker. I think we should tell Songyang Meiren about this matter, and let him know that there is a teacher-lovers among his students, not to mention that he is developing into an idiot attribute, it is always good to let him pay more attention to guarding against it."

Katsura Kotaro on the side took a step back when he heard it, and looked at Shinsuke Takasugi with disbelief: "I didn't expect you to be such a Takasugi!"

"Yeah, I didn't expect him to be such a short cedar." Sakata Gintoki sighed in agreement.

Shinsuke Takasugi gritted his teeth, glared at Gintoki Sakata fiercely and said, "Let's fight!"

Sakata Yinshi immediately rolled up his sleeves: "Ayin, I'm going to hang you with physical skills today!"

"Wait, Gintoki!" Katsura Kotaro immediately hugged Sakata Gintoki's waist, "You haven't told me the address of Meatball yet!!"

Sakata Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth, looked back at Katsura Kotaro who was holding him, a bright red cross suddenly jumped out of his head, grabbed the right clothes, and threw him out with a shoulder throw: "You really have enough wigs !"

After being thrown out, Gui Xiaotaro fell to the ground, raised his hand tremblingly, and said intermittently: "It's not a wig...it's...Gui!"

Yoshida Shoyang waited for a long time but did not see the three of them back, so he found them.I saw this scene as soon as I stepped into the yard, and immediately asked with a smile: "Who will tell me what's going on?"

After seeing his teacher's warm (hei) warm (hua) smile, the three of Sakata Gintoki fell silent, and then were punched into the ground by the smiling Yoshida Shoyang.

"Since the three of you are so energetic, let's calm down in the soil for a while." After speaking, Yoshida Songyang turned and left with a smile.

Seeing the disappearing figure of the other party, the three of Sakata Gintoki were silent for a long time.In the end, Gui, who was hit in the middle, suddenly spoke, and looked at Sakata Gintoki with a serious face: "Gintoki, you haven't told me Meatball yet..."

On the side, Sakata Gintoki had an expression on his face that looked like he was eating, and he interrupted the other person directly: "I beg you, Ayin, please shut up quickly, wig!!"

"Tsk, it's because of you two idiots that I was punished by Teacher Songyang!" Takasugi Shinsuke couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

On the other side, Sakata Yinshi opened his dead fish eyes and said in a calm voice: "Isn't this what you are looking forward to, the punishment of Songyang Beauty's love, I think you must like it very much."

Takasugi Shinsuke directly opened his mouth and sprayed back: "You think I'm the idiot with the wig, do you believe everything I say?"

Gui Xiaotaro, who was innocently lying on the gun, still had a strange expression on his face, and said cutely: "It's not a wig, it's Gui!"

Sakata Gintoki and Takasugi Shinsuke said in unison after hearing this: "...you shut up!"