[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

When Yato got up from the ground covering his face, Sakata Gintoki had already stood up, but the clothes on his upper body could not be saved, so he pulled up his pants.Seeing Yato's gaze, Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils: "What are you looking at, Yin, I also have pectoral and abdominal muscles!"

After finishing speaking, Sakata Gintoki swept Yato up and down with dead fish eyes, and said with a sneer: "You are at best a chicken for nothing, and you won't come here with envy."

A blue vein popped out of Yetou's head: "Believe it or not, even if you don't have muscles, you will still be beaten, bastard! Let's fight, brat!"

"Humph, Zhan?" Sakata Gintoki took out a gold coin from his trousers pocket that he received from the mission two days ago, threw it directly into the air, and said loudly, "Ah! There is a gold coin in the sky!"

Yetou pricked up his ears, bent his knees and kicked his feet, rushed into the air and grabbed the gold coin, rubbed it like a baby for a long time, then took out his own small wine bottle, his eyes sparkling as he wanted to stuff it in.

Seeing Yato's movements, Sakata Gintoki said, "Yo, that's my money."

Yato's movements froze, and Sakata Gintoki continued: "But if you shout 'Gintoki, I was wrong' three times now, then it will be yours."

Yeto coughed lightly, and said with a serious face: "You think I'm so easy..."

Before Yato could finish speaking, Sakata Gintoki took out another gold coin and threw it on the ground: "Oh, another gold coin fell on the ground."

"Yin Shi Da, I was wrong, Yin Shi Da, I was wrong, Yin Shi Da, I was wrong!" Ye Dou said the words in a hurry, and swooped to pick up the gold coins on the ground.

"If you want to get the second gold coin," Sakata Yinshi curled his mouth, rubbed his butt, and then said in a tone that didn't deserve a beating, "then take off your pants and let Ah Yin take revenge for the revenge just now." gone."

Yato threw the money in his hand when he heard it, and looked at Sakata Gintoki with blue veins on his head: "Do you think I am the kind of person who can do anything for money? Don't underestimate the dignity of a god." !"

Sakata Gintoki raised a finger: "One more gold coin."

Yato looked down at the gold coin in his hand and hesitated.

"Hey! The dignity of the promised god!!" Seeing Yato's appearance, Lucy immediately complained, "If you hesitate at this time, you will lose!"

"But..." Yedou turned to look at Lucy with tears in his eyes, "One gold coin can be exchanged for a lot of money qaq on our side."

The corner of Lucy's mouth twitched, and she covered her face: "Don't, don't cry. I'll give you the pocket money left after I paid the rent."

"Lucy, you are such a good person!" Yato ran to Lucy and said emotionally, "This is what you dedicated to me as a believer, much better than the natural curly bastard over there!"

Gintoki Sakata "Believe it or not, you are called Dad by the natural roll, you are an idiot god (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

"Come on! Fight!" Ye Dou turned his head and said not to be outdone, "I can even be your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight, Lucy interrupted them decisively: "Bridge bean sack! You two really won't tear off that bit of fabric on your legs when you fight!?"

"And it's already dark, let's go back first," Lucy said seriously.

"No!" Yato and Sakata Gintoki replied in unison, "I haven't finished drinking the wine in the two wooden barrels over there, and it would be too bad if I didn't charge for it and drink it up."

"...The two of you are in perfect harmony at this time." Lucy rubbed her aching head, sighed and walked towards the door, "Forget about you, I'll go back first."

"Wait a minute," Yato called out to Lucy, "Let Diarmuid take you back."

Diarmuid, who had turned back into a human body, couldn't help saying: "...Master Yato, do you finally remember me who has been forgotten for so long!"

Yato turned his eyes away in embarrassment, then straightened his face immediately, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Lucy, please."

Diarmuid: The way to change the subject is very poor...

In the end, the good-tempered Diarmuid naturally didn't care about Yato, and sent Lucy home in a gentlemanly manner.

Seeing the figures of the two leaving, Yato and Sakata Gintoki looked at each other, and then fell silent inexplicably.

In the end, Yato looked at the people all over the place, then turned to Sakata Gintoki and said, "Let's go to the roof and continue drinking."

"Go to the roof to see the stars and the moon and then talk about life?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils, even though he said so, he bent down and picked up the two wine barrels and walked out, "Then I will reluctantly Just stay with you, an old idiot."

The corner of Ye Dou's mouth twitched, and he followed behind: "Yinshi, you will definitely be beaten because of this mouth. It's better for you to open your mouth less and be more steady."

Sakata Yinshi rolled his eyes, stepped on the ladder outside and went up to the roof to put down the wine barrel: "Steady and open your mouth less? You said it was a turtle."

Nighthawk: "..."

"But having said that, Ah Yin, I have to sigh that time is a butcher's knife," Sakata Yinshi shook his head and sighed, "I think when I first met you, you were still a bit cold and handsome guy, who Knowing that so many years have passed in a blink of an eye, you have become a poor and funny man. Tsk tsk, time, I can't bear to look directly at it."

"I didn't expect that you would turn from a naughty brat to..." Yetou glanced at the current Sakata Gintoki and covered his face, "Forget it. Sigh..."

The veins on Sakata Gintoki's head twitched, he stretched out his hand and pressed Yato's head into the wine barrel, and then continued: "Who knew that Ayin, I became so handsome, handsome, dazzling, dazzling, and instantly lifted the whole body. The beauty of the world, right? There’s really no way, Ah Yin, I’ve been worrying about this for a long time, how can I be so handsome? Isn’t this making other guys with handles below unable to live! Ah Yin, I’m such a sinner guy, alas~”

Yato lifted his head from the wine barrel, wiped the wine from his eyes, raised his hand and pressed the head of Sakata Gintoki, who was narcissistic, into the wine barrel: "It seems that you are quite drunk, come on, Hurry up and rinse your head with water."

Sakata Gintoki raised his head expressionlessly, and looked at Yato with dead fish eyes: "I know you are envious, but this is a genetic talent, you can't envy it."

Yato: "When you say this, you first pull/remove the small wooden board stuck in your head."

Sakata Gintoki raised his hand calmly and pulled out the wooden board on his head and threw it down, and wiped the blood on his forehead: "You don't understand, it's performance art."

Yetou looked at Sakata Yinshi's head with blood dripping all over his face, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "... Yinshi, your blood collapsed."

"Don't make it sound like Yin, I [beep——]!" Sakata Gintoki immediately tore off a piece of Yato's trousers and covered his head. Seeing that Yato was about to jump up and tear his pants, he was very witty Changed the subject, "Speaking of which, I haven't settled with you, Ah Yin. At the beginning, I obviously took the money, but I didn't go to see Ah Yin in the end."

Hearing this, Yato paused: "I went to see you."

Sakata Yinshi turned his head to look over, curled his lips: "Ah Yin, why don't I remember you showing up?"

Yato looked up at the sky: "Because at that time, you no longer remember me, and you have no way to see me."

Sakata Gintoki was silent for a few seconds, and slapped Yato on the back: "You're so funny, what a literary fan!"

Yato: "...You really are more comfortable when you keep your mouth shut."