[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"Gintoki, you're going too far!" Yato pulled out his head, folded his arms around his chest and said dissatisfiedly, "The most important thing to do is respect and respect for gods!? You are a bastard who will definitely be condemned by God!"

"The respect for the gods has long been thrown away together with morality, Yin, I only believe in sweetness," Sakata Yintoki picked his nostrils and looked at Yato with dead fish eyes, and then at Diarmuid, " As for the scourge of heaven... eh~ is there anything worse than the current combination?"

Diarmuid felt a little pain in his knee, and couldn't help whispering: "I don't know why, I always have the illusion of being shot."

"It's not an illusion, Diarmuid, he just dislikes the two of us," Yato patted Diarmuid's shoulder, and said with a deep face, "After all, he is a stupid mortal, and he certainly doesn't understand the greatness of gods. where..."

"Oh!"

"Are you sober now, idiot god?" Sakata Gintoki withdrew his fist, and said in a steady voice, "I have a question to ask a stupid mortal, can you answer it, idiot?"

"Do you think I'll tell you after doing something like this to me!?" Yato covered his head and said, before he slowly realized what he was called just now, "Bastard! You just called me an idiot, right? Hello!"

"It's not the first time I've called that. You don't have to get too excited, Yato-chan," Sakata Gintoki waved his hand indifferently, and then took out a ruby, "Are you sure you don't want to answer my question? You are here One portion is divided, and there is a bonus of [-] yen for every question answered~"

"If you have any questions, please ask as much as you can! Gintoki!" Yato looked at Sakata Gintoki with bright eyes, clenched his fists and said, "I will answer seriously!"

Diarmuid: ... I always feel that although I followed someone who would not doubt him this time, I always feel that the other party is very unreliable.

"Yatou-kun~ When you call me Ah Yin, remember to add the word "adult"~" Sakata Yintoki answered in a particularly embarrassing manner.

Yato said that he could put it aside for the sake of money, so he immediately said: "Good Lord Yinshi, I understand Master Yinshi!"

"Then let me explain the relationship between your previous situation and Brother Gun," said Gintoki Sakata, and after hesitating for a moment while looking at Yato, he immediately said, "Five yen."

"Ahem, since you have asked the question so sincerely, I will tell you reluctantly," Yetou said, crossing his arms around his chest, with a straight expression, "To sum it up in one sentence, I almost died .”

"... Ah Yin, how about I let you hang up now!?" Sakata Yintoki put his arms around Yato's neck, retracting his arms vigorously, and the veins on his head were beating happily.

"I can't breathe anymore! I'm really going to die!" Yato patted Sakata Gintoki's arm, felt the strength of the other party's relaxation and blinked, with a smile flashing in his eyes, "Just kidding, except for the demon and Artifact, I will not be killed."

Sakata Gintoki let go of his hand: "Continue."

"Gods and artifacts are of one mind," Yato said, looking up at Sakata Gintoki seriously, and said in a deep voice, "Gods cannot live without artifacts, gods without artifacts cannot fight, and gods without gods Artifacts will be infected by the temptation of the other side."

Speaking of this, Yato paused for a moment before continuing: "...that is, those purple-brown spots on my body that you saw before Yinshi, if they spread to the whole body, I will be swallowed and die from then on."

"The violent emotional fluctuations in the heart of the artifact will be completely accepted by the gods," Yato said, looking at Diarmuid, "When you are happy, sad, and angry, if it exceeds a certain limit, I will I will also feel the same way. And if the divine weapon has those dark thoughts that humans say, if it does bad, illegal or wrong things, then it will stab the gods."

Diarmuid was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and immediately said: "Then before..."

"It's okay, you should have been angry and resentful back then, and I'm fine now," Yato patted Diarmuid's shoulder to comfort him, "but don't worry, since you have become my artifact, I won't Let that happen again."

Diarmuid's eyes shone slightly, and behind him seemed to be a wildly flicking big tail: "Yes! Yato-sama!"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the player for successfully capturing a loyal dog," Sakata Gintoki voiced blankly on the side, and after attracting Yato's attention, he continued, "That means the state of the gun brother has a great influence on you. Impact?"

"Except for negative emotions and actions, it will have no effect, and Diarmuid is an upright knight, I don't have to worry at all! It can be said that how much the power of the gods can be induced depends on the inner tenacity and inner strength of the artifact. Determined," a big smile appeared on Yato's face, his expression was erratic, and his brain circuit had obviously begun to go astray, "Hey hey, I made it this time. Diarmuid is simply a must-have for home travel. There is one more person, and it is one step closer to the achievement of the start-up fund of the shrine, hehehehehe..."

"Brother Gun, you'd better resign and come to Ayin." Sakata Gintoki looked at Yato's expression and said disgustedly, "He will definitely not pay you wages!"

"Don't poach corners!" Yato immediately stood in front of Diarmuid, and made a big cross at Gintoki Sakata, "You said it as if you would pay your salary."

Sakata Gintoki: Oops, he couldn't find anything to refute!

"That..." Diarmuid asked in a low voice, "Are we poor?"

"That's right!" Yato took out the beer bottle he had put money in, and wiped it tearfully, "The money to build a shrine is far from enough."

Glancing at the money in Yato's hands, Diarmuid, who had received modern information during the Holy Grail War, blinked, and immediately comforted Yato: "Don't worry, Lord Yato, I will help you make money! I believe it will be soon." Will save it!"

After hearing this, Yeto immediately hugged Diarmuid's thigh, opened his big watery eyes and howled, "Aww! Diarmuid, you are so kind!"

Sakata Gintoki immediately hugged Diarmuid's other thigh: "Please be sure to take Ayin along with me!"

Diarmuid looked at his legs that could not move at all, and then saw the expressions on the faces of Yato and Sakata Gintoki, and suddenly he couldn't laugh or cry, "That..."

"Gintoki! He is my artifact, he has no obligation to serve you, hey!" Yato turned to look at Sakata Gintoki, "You are wrong!"

"Have you forgotten our previous agreement?" Sakata Yinshi flickered solemnly, "All of you belong to me (Wanshiwu), and I will also give you the job. Since you have joined Ahyin My door, then your artifact has a reason to serve me, Ah Yin!"

"Huh? ... It seems to be so reasonable," Yato nodded after thinking for a while, "but I always feel that something is wrong."

"There's nothing wrong, it's definitely your illusion, how could I cheat you, Ah Yin?" Sakata Yinshi said seriously, "Believe me, I'm right!"

Yato nodded: "Yes!"

Diarmuid: ...Although he didn't know what the agreement they said at the beginning, but judging from what he heard now, Yato-sama was completely fooled.

Thinking of this, Diarmuid was about to speak when he saw Gintoki Sakata grinning at him, and immediately swallowed the words back.

Diarmuid: Mr. Sakata saved his and Yato-sama's names before, so it is considered as a reward, and it will be fine for the time being.

But before that...

"Um... Yato-sama and Sakata-san, can you let go of my legs first? And don't you please rub your nose on qaq!?"