[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

In the end, Yato made Diarmuid change back with tears in his eyes, and then pretended to be pitiful and cute, hoping that the other party would be his own artifact.

"Mr. Yato, you act like this..." Diarmuid looked at Yato who was hugging his thigh and howling, his heart was very delicate.After being silent for a while, he said helplessly, "Well, Mr. Yato, can you let go of my leg first?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Diarmuid's mind suddenly went astray.He suddenly thought that if he was not wearing the close-fitting clothing used in combat, his pants would probably be pulled off.

"No! I will never let go!" Yato shook his head, his hands holding Diarmuid's legs were tightened again, and he raised his head to look at him with tears in his eyes, "Don't reject the god's heartfelt request Ah qaq, seriously, how about being my artifact?"

Diarmuid: ...This is the first time he saw such a god who can play around. He was quite handsome before, but now he looks like a child.

'Stab...'

After hearing the voice, Diarmuid suddenly had a very ominous premonition in his heart. He looked down at Yeto, who was blinking and pretending to be innocent, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Yeto quickly let go of his hands and stood up, with an upright expression and said: "This is definitely an accident! I guarantee it with my divine quality! Look at my sincere and shining eyes!"

"Do you have that kind of thing, Yato-chan?" Sakata Gintoki said in an unwavering voice while picking his nostrils, "Oh, oh, Yin, I didn't expect you to be such a god! I found out that you are so handsome that everyone is staring at you Go pick up Brother Gun’s pants, Ah Yin, I feel so comfortable staying with you every day! Maybe one day Ah Yin will be picked up and lose his virginity!? Speaking of which, Brother Gun’s thighs are quite white...cough , The lucky value of others is miserable enough, and you still do such a thing! Hey! It's indecent! It's just a decline in the world!"

Diarmuid: ...that's not how the words lose their virginity are used! !

Yato tried his best to defend himself: "What is trousers? Hey! I just accidentally tore open a small hole the size of a fist. It's not as serious as you said! Besides, Diarmuid's luck is not worth much. Everyone knows, so don't say it out loud and emphasize it!"

Diarmuid, who kept lying on his gun, looked at Yato and Sakata Gintoki with deep eyes: ... can we stop talking about his luck value!

"Ayin, I'm just telling the truth," Sakata Gintoki curled his lips, "And your voice is louder!"

Onlookers, Weber and others: "..." I don't know why, I'm subtly sympathetic but... I really want to laugh out loud!

When Sakata Yinshi heard the movement, he turned his head and pointed at Wei Bo and the others and said loudly: "Ya Die! You guys laugh secretly if you want to laugh. Is Brother Qiang embarrassed now!?"

Yato folded his arms around his chest, nodded solemnly, and echoed Sakata Gintoki's words: "That's right, he has a very tragic past, you guys should be a little shy! Otherwise, he will feel sad!"

Diarmuid's body went from being stiff to petrified and then weathered, and finally he whispered tiredly: "...No, actually I was not comforted at all. And Mr. Yato, you haven't liberated your name yet."

"You really don't think about being my magic weapon, qaq," Ye Dou looked over with tears in his eyes, "I'm so cute, do you have the heart to reject me? You'll be punished by God!"

Diarmuid: "..."

Sakata Gintoki: "How do you say something so hot!"

Yeto pinched his waist: "Hey, I like it!"

Sakata Gintoki narrowed his eyes slightly, stepped forward and pinched Yato's cheek: "Gin, I'll just kill you for the benefit of the world!"

The veins on Yeto's head twitched, and he also reached out to grab Sakata Gintoki's face: "Baby boy, destroying you is something that benefits society!"

Looking at this scene, Diarmuid reached out to the two of them, "That..."

Before Diarmuid finished speaking, his body froze, his expression was serious, his brows were slightly frowned, and he disappeared from the original place in an instant.

After seeing Diarmuid leave, Yato let go of the hand holding Sakata Gintoki's face, and blinked: "He left before I released the name, you said the chances of me getting him to agree to be my artifact are Didn’t it get bigger? Hehehe, it would be the best if that’s the case!”

"Give up, look at that guy's straightforward character, I guess he won't turn back when he hits the south wall and bleeds, unless he is blackened by something, otherwise he won't change his mind, so give up Yato-chan," Sakata Gintoki yawned and continued, "Compared to that, Yin, I'm a little sleepy, let's go back and rest."

Yato nodded, and then said as if remembering something: "Speaking of which, where are the king and Tokiomi?"

"I'll probably go back after playing, I've already forgotten about us," Sakata Yinshi spread his hands, "Ayin, I still want to give the king a ride."

"Since you two are fine, do you want to have a drink with Yu next?" The King of Conquerors suddenly said, "After tonight, the Holy Grail War is expected to heat up, how about drinking a few more drinks now? "

Yato, who has no money, and Sakata Gintoki, who is not polite if he can take advantage of it, said in unison after hearing the King Conqueror's words: "Your treat?"

The King of Conquerors patted his chest: "Naturally!"

"Hey! I'm the one who paid in the end!!" Weber suddenly said loudly, "And..."

"Oh!"

Before Wei Bo could finish his words, he was bounced onto the bullock cart by the King of Conquerors. Ye Dou and the two jumped on it skillfully, one hand patted the King Conqueror's arm, and the other clenched his fist and raised his fist and said excitedly: "Go! Brother, let's drink more!"

King Conqueror laughed and responded, then drove away with Yato and others.Irisviel, who stood there watching the few people leave, was silent for a while, then turned to Saber and said, "Let's go back too, Saber."

Saber nodded: "OK."

On the other hand, Diarmuid left in a hurry because he felt that the current r was in danger, but when he arrived at the place, he found that it was too late.

The command spell became r after transfer, so naturally there is no way to have a deep connection like a normal master and slave, so although Diarmuid felt the crisis of the other party, he had no time to stop it.In the end, he could only turn around and leave, reporting all this truthfully.

At this time, Diarmuid doesn't know what kind of ending will be waiting for him in the near future.

On the other hand, Yato and the King of Conquerors searched nearby for a long time but did not see the izakaya with the door open. It may be because of the panic caused by the sea monster, which is why it is like this.

A few people regretted not being able to drink, and the King of Conquerors proposed to borrow some from the store, but was sternly rejected by the jumpy Weber.In the end, there was no other way, and several people left separately.

Yato and Sakata Gintoki chatted while walking towards Tohsaka House.At this time, Yato remembered something that he had neglected, and immediately reached out his hand to Sakata Gintoki: "I almost forgot, you haven't given me my share of the money yet!"

"I'll give it to you when I have change, Ah Yin," Sakata Yinshi spread his hands, "Now I can't smash a piece of ruby ​​here."

"No! This is a matter of principle!" Yato grabbed Sakata Gintoki's collar, "I'm a small business, and I don't accept credit! Give me the incense money now!"

Sakata Gintoki: "It's only five yen, do you think I won't give it to you!!"

Yato shook Sakata Gintoki's collar: "I won't believe what you said before I got the money!"

The veins on Sakata Gintoki's head twitched happily, just as he was about to paste it with his hands, he saw Yato's hand loosen, and he fell to the ground.

Looking at Yato, who was lying on the ground and clutching the front of his shirt, Sakata Gintoki immediately said: "Don't think you can blackmail me, Yin, with a heart attack! I didn't do anything, Yin!"

"..."

After waiting for a few seconds, Sakata Gintoki did not wait for Yato's response, and suddenly felt something was wrong. When he looked at Yato, he found that a large purple-brown plaque appeared on the opponent's neck and was rapidly infecting the surrounding skin.

Sakata Gintoki's expression immediately became serious, he raised Yeto and frowned slightly: "Hey, what's wrong with you?"

"Diarmuid... something happened," Yato said in a weak voice, intermittently, and raised his finger to the left with great effort, "Take me over there... Please... Gintoki..."

"What does his accident have to do with your current appearance? You look terrible now, as if you are about to die," Sakata Gintoki said, but he still picked up Yato and moved quickly He ran towards the direction Yato pointed at, "Hey! Didn't you say that you are a god? Then don't hang up easily! Ah Yin, I'm still confused now, all in all, I have to explain it to Ah Yin in the future. Clear, idiot god!"

"It's because you carried me on Ah Yin's back when I was a child, so I ran with your back on your back," Sakata Gintoki clenched his hands tightly, and said loudly, "If you hang on A Yin, I will definitely put you on my back." Did you know that your body was thrown out!?"

Yato opened his eyes slightly and saw the silver hair of Sakata Gintoki. I didn't understand what Sakata Gintoki said, so I answered in a daze.

Sakata Gintoki looked sideways at Yato, whose purple-brown plaque was about to spread to his whole body, and his situation was rapidly becoming dangerous, he pursed his lips and accelerated the speed on his feet.

"Tsk!"