[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Even if he rushed back as fast as he could, by the time Yato and the others arrived, the middle-aged samurai had already died.Yato looked at the other party's body and said softly, "I have already fulfilled your wish for you."

Sakata Yinshi's eyes stayed on the corpse for a long time, holding the knife in his hand, he said, "Uncle, let's bury him."

Yato glanced at Sakata Gintoki, nodded, and said, "We're going to change places later, and this area will soon become the main battlefield."

After burying the middle-aged samurai, Yato and the others left here, looking for a place that hasn't been widely affected by the war for the time being.

"Yato, although it's more stable here, compared with the surrounding battlefield, there will definitely be fewer people entrusting you," Fei said, looking sideways at Yato who was sitting by the fire, "as a scourge God, this time of war is the most suitable time for you to survive. The civilians are afraid of war and heaven and man, so more and more people will entrust you for salvation. Let everyone Knowing your name is the most appropriate stage, and faith is easy to build."

"I know, but the belief established by killing will one day be forgotten by mankind due to the stability of the times. But it's too early to say this, after all, this war will not end for a while," Yato Shen Said in a low voice, glanced sideways at the silver-haired child who was already sleeping with a samurai knife, turned his head to look at the fire in front of him, "Although it doesn't matter if we two wander in the battlefield, but that kid can't keep following Us. We will always receive entrustments, and there will definitely be times when we can’t take care of him. I plan to find a village here to send the little ghost. Although Edo Castle is safe, it is still too difficult for children to survive. .”

"Yato is really gentle," Fei said, tilting her head, and also looked at Sakata Gintoki, who was already asleep, "It seems that she likes this child very much."

"You're thinking too much, I just want to hand over this troublesome brat earlier!" Yetou said forcefully, looking at the smiling Fei on the opposite side, and said after a moment of silence, "...let's change the subject."

"Okay," Fei raised her eyebrows, and changed the subject politely: "Yato, do you want to take a bath in the river, the sweat on your body stinks..."

The corner of Ye Dou's mouth twitched, and he turned to look at Fei and said very seriously: "Even if the gods don't take a bath for a year, they won't be dirty."

"No, that sounds very dirty." Fei complained directly without mercy.

……

The next day, Yedou and Fei took Yinshi to one of the villages, on the one hand to promote themselves and on the other hand to inspect the situation in the village, and found that the people in the village frowned after they were living numbly. .After buying some food, he left with the two of them, went to several other villages and threw a few pieces of paper with his name and other information on them, and then returned to the wilderness where he stopped last night.

At night, when Sakata Gintoki fell asleep again, Yato said: "These nearby villages are not good, even if you put the kid there, no one will care about it."

"That's right," Fei sat on the stone with her hands on her head, "I saw someone selling a child for money today, if you let him go, he might be sold in a few days."

"Forget it, let's take this kid with me for a while," Yato said, putting his hands behind his head, leaning against the tree trunk and closing his eyes, "until we find someone we can trust."

Fei looked at Yato and smiled, but didn't continue to speak.In the following week, Yetou received people's wishes and commissions one after another, and he did not forget to bring Sakata Gintoki with him when he went out to do tasks.

Because he already knew the location of the celestial beings who were about to be killed and surveyed the vicinity, Yato often placed Sakata Gintoki not far from them, and asked the other party to hide himself behind the pile of corpses thrown out , and then quickly complete the task before coming to pick up the other party.

The pattern is the same as when he took Sakata Gintoki to do the mission for the first time, but he didn't expect that this time the other party had a strange name.

"So Ayin, I didn't eat the corpse at all. Why did I get the name of a ghoul? How can I fix it!" Sakata Yinshi squatted on the ground and scratched his messy curly hair. Looking at Yeto, who was covering his stomach and laughing, he gritted his teeth viciously, "Ah Yin, I just rummaged through the corpses to see if there are any usable things while you are doing the task, otherwise it would be a waste to put them on the corpses. So I plan to recycle waste! You can’t just watch it go bad when you find something to eat, right? The behavior of wasting food is very shameful, isn’t there a saying that says this—[Seven gods live on a grain of rice.] "

Sakata Gintoki straightened his face, and said solemnly: "If you waste food, you will definitely be punished by the gods! As an excellent believer in the gods, how could I, Yin, do things that would make the gods sad! So, Yin Based on the principle of not wasting a grain of rice, I ate the food I found! But I didn’t expect to be given such a terrible name. Ah Yin, I am still a pure and kind child, how could I do such a scary thing like eating a corpse? Oh my god, this is definitely the biggest injustice case since this century. Even if I am extremely hungry, Ah Yin, at most I only consider whether to roast the gods and humans with the heads of animals on the ground, and I am also afraid of eating those What if I get infected with some strange virus that lowers IQ, so at most I only think about it, and I won’t really eat it!”

After talking about Sakata Yin, he touched the corner of his mouth, and muttered with laughter in a voice he could hear: "...Although they look delicious. How can I repair it, Ah Yin, I really want to eat meat!"

Listening to the serious nonsense of the kid Sakata Gintoki, Yato put a black line: no matter how you look at it, you must have plans to eat it! !

Yato shook his head, threw out the thoughts that emerged in his mind, then stretched out his hand to hold Sakata Gintoki's head and said in admiration: "I didn't expect you to have such respect for the gods, kid, why didn't you see that you usually treat God like that?" My attitude is more respectful!?"

"Give up, sweaty devil!" Sakata Yinshi stood up, pulled the hands off his head, watched the other party pick his nostrils, and opened his scarlet dead fish eyes and said, "Ayin, the god I said Definitely not you."

A vein popped out of Yetou's head, and he put his hand on Sakata Gintoki's head again, and pressed down hard: "Little devil, it's time for you to experience the divine punishment for disrespecting the gods!"

"God condemns your sister, you just rely on being a little taller than Ah Yin and me. When Ah Yin grows up, he will definitely overwhelm you with strength!" Sakata Yinshi couldn't help but bend over, feeling the growing size of his head. Immediately shouted, "I'm dying! Stop it! What are you doing to Ah Yin, sweaty hands!"

Yato deliberately ruffles the other party's unruly hair: "You little brat, call me Yato-sama honestly!"

Sakata Yinshi curled his lips, rolled his eyes in line with the principle of being able to bend and stretch, and shouted: "I see, Lord Chamber Pot, let go of Ah Yin!"

As soon as Yato let go, he saw the kid Sakata Gintoki immediately turn around, dragging his short legs and running away quickly towards the pile of corpses. When he realized what the other party said just now, a bright red cross jumped out of his head mouth.

"Today, Yato-sama will show you what the wrath of the gods is!" Yato pressed his knuckles, raised his feet and chased in the direction of Sakata, Kumako, and Gintoki, "Stop, brat!"

Sakata Gintoki didn't turn his head when he heard the roar behind him, and directly yelled in response: "Idiot God, you have the ability to bite me!"

Yato: "=Miracle=Little devil, wait for me to open your ass!"

Half an hour later, the kid Sakata Gintoki covered his butt with one hand, and limped towards him, staring deeply at Yato's figure with his dark red dead fish eyes.

"Uncle, you did such an inferior thing to such a young Ah Yin!" Sakata Gintoki complained with a painful expression on his face, "You took away the first time after Ah Yin! Ah Yin's virginity [beep——] the film was broken by you, big (bian) uncle (tai)! Ah Yin, my butt's chastity is not guaranteed, and I have been violated by you time and time again. I think it must feel very good to you Is this uncle Xian (bian) wet (tai) satisfied!? Hey, the current adult is so bad, it’s over, Ah Yin, I’m not pure anymore!"

Yetou twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard the long string of nasty words spit out from the other party's mouth, and stopped in his tracks immediately, his face darkened and he lowered his head to look at Sakata Yinshi: "It's just that I spanked your butt dozens of times to your mouth It becomes another inexplicable meaning? If you want the curly hair on the top of the head to bloom after the buttocks, go ahead and talk about it, brat."

After Sakata Gintoki felt the deep malice on Yato, he raised his hand to cover his mouth, expressing that he would be good.Yetou glanced at the child's awkward walking posture, found a pile of corpses and sat down: "Fei will come back with food in a while, you can also find a place to sit down."

Sakata Gintoki looked at Yato with dead fish eyes, and sat down on the dead body of a celestial being, and sighed old-fashionedly: "You dislike an upright little fairy!"

As an old antique from another world, Yato didn't understand what it means to be an upright goblin, but he can understand a little by guessing, so he showed Sakata, Kumako, Gintoki and ( hei) kind (hua) smile: "Do you still want your ass?"

Sakata Gintoki looked up at the sky: "Cough, today's weather is really nice, the scenery is beautiful!"

Yato looked up at the dark clouds in the sky, the circling vultures, and the corpses on the ground that were beyond his reach. He was silent for a while, and just when he was about to speak, he heard a sound not far away. After looking over, he saw a man in a light-colored kimono with long beige-gray hair walking towards their position, looking at Sakata Gintoki who was looking up at the sky.

Yato watched the other party approaching little by little without making a sound or moving, quietly waiting for the next development.

And when the opponent came close enough, Sakata Gintoki didn't react.He turned his head immediately, and subconsciously tightened the knife in his hand after seeing the stranger, and jumped back a step.

The visitor's reaction when he saw Sakata Yin stood still, and he said softly with a smile on his face: "I recently heard that there is a ghost who eats corpses wandering here, so I came here to take a look... Is that you? You are really a cute ghost." Woolen cloth."

Sakata Gintoki's face turned dark when he heard the other party's words. Yato, who was on the side, raised his hand to cover his mouth after seeing this scene, and kept shaking his shoulders without concealing his gloating.

Sakata Gintoki saw Yato's performance when he glanced over, the corner of his mouth twitched and he turned his head to look at the speaker, and just about to speak, he heard the other person continue.

"Is this knife also taken from the corpse?" The man said, a little sighing, "It's amazing for a child to use everything available on the corpse to protect himself in this way. But, the sword It's no longer needed."

"Throw away the sword that you are afraid of others and only use to protect yourself. Correspondingly, I will give you my sword," the man said, raised his hand to untie the knife at his waist, and threw it to Sakata Gintoki, "If you want to know how to use it, come with me. I will teach..."

"That..." After listening to a long series of words, Sakata Gintoki was slightly stunned for a while, and then staggered to take the sword thrown by the other party, and immediately interrupted the other party's words after regaining consciousness, then tilted his head, and spoke Clearly sent two words to the other party, "Who are you?"

Yoshida Sakata Gintoki, who thought he had impressed Sakata Gintoki and was about to turn around handsomely and wait for the opponent to catch up, was subtly silent.

——Why is this development different from the script imagined in his mind!