[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"Let's talk about what we have to say, why do we need to use swords and guns!" Yato opened his eyes wide and looked at Gilgamesh with tears in his eyes, "I really didn't do anything. I was tied up for a long time when I came up." Innocent! It’s the first time I’ve been so wronged qaq!”

Sakata Gintoki stood aside, picked his nostrils, and looked at Yato with dead fish eyes: "You don't understand, in fact, all of this is Shichen's fault."

Tohsaka Shichen stiffened when he heard it: ...is he really laying down the gun?So why is it his fault in the end?

Although he thought so in his heart, Tohsaka Toki didn't make a sound before Gilgamesh spoke.It is a very favorable condition for him to have two extra heroic spirits, but if Gilgamesh is dissatisfied, he will not offend the other party because of the two unknown heroic spirits.After all, after analyzing it, it is natural to know what is the most beneficial choice.

After Sakata Gintoki finished speaking, he completely ignored Yato and Tohsaka Toki, whose expressions were all stiff, and when he turned to look at Gilgamesh, his attitude changed, and his expression was rather doggy: "My lord, let's get rid of this idiot first." Bar!"

"Hey! Sakata natural roll!" Yato struggled and moved, and found that the more he struggled, the weaker he was, he simply gave up resisting. He didn't even use his strength, just hung by chains like that, and said to Sakata Gintoki, "How do you deal with it?" Is this the attitude of the gods you enshrine!?"

Sakata Gintoki immediately jumped up from the spot, and kicked Yato with veins on his head: "Did the natural curly roll offend you, bastard!? Look at Yin, my spinning roundabout kick!"

"Oh!"

"Hahahahahahahaha! Are you dumbfounded?" Yato looked mockingly at Sakata Gintoki, whose head was stuck in the floor, still dangling from the sky lock, baring his big white teeth with a proud expression, "Don't think that I can't move at all when I'm locked up, brat! You're doing it yourself!"

Sakata Gintoki pulled his head out of the floor, looked at Yato with blood on his face, ground his teeth, and two more veins popped out of his head: "Gin, I see you are so happy to be locked up, and then even if you get poked Becoming a fool... Ah, slippery mouth. Even if you are poked into a sieve later, Yin, I believe you will accept it with a smile, right!? It’s like being raped [beep——], you can’t change the ending to be happy Just accept it. By the way, don't forget to wear a smile that makes you look stupid!"

After finishing speaking, Sakata Gintoki pulled out the wooden knife he carried with him and poked it directly: "See how you can hide this time!?"

"Aww!!" Yato howled subconsciously, then looked down at the wooden knife that hadn't come over and blinked, and said to Sakata Gintoki, "I was a little bit early by a second or two."

The corner of Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, his eyes turned into peas and looked at Yato for a few seconds, and then he slammed the wooden knife in his hand on Yato's head.

"Pain, pain, pain!"

"Ayin, I'm here to help you get rid of all the waste water in your brain. Don't be too thankful," Sakata Yinshi retracted the wooden knife and picked his nostrils. howls of pain."

Tohsaka Tokichen watched this series of interactions expressionlessly. He was educated to be graceful since he was a child, and he really didn't appreciate the current scene very much.If possible, he really wanted to tell Gilgamesh to just poke these two rambunctious guys into a sieve and send them back.

And Gilgamesh looked at Sakata Gintoki and Yato for a while, and lost all interest in doing it, and directly took back the King's Treasure and the Sky Lock.Looking at Yeto, he raised his chin slightly: "For the sake of entertaining me, I will let you go. Accept the forgiveness from the king with gratitude, bastard."

Sakata Gintoki: I don’t know why the current picture has a strong sense of déjà vu. If I remember correctly, the funny god next to him once said “a gift from the gods, don’t kneel down to thank you” Kind of words.

At this time, Yato-no completely ignored Gilgamesh's last word 'bastard' after his activities, and immediately ran around happily a few times, and then stared at Gilgamesh with big watery eyes Fang showed a bright smile: "Yo~ What is that thing just now? It's amazing and it's made of gold. It seems to be worth a lot..."

"Oh!"

Sakata Gintoki withdrew his hand from Yato's head, without even looking at Yato who fell on the ground, stepped on his body and bent over Gilgamesh, not forgetting to stamp his feet: "Sorry, Ah Yin, I forgot to give him medicine and released him, don’t worry about the rudeness of this idiot just now.”

After finishing speaking, Sakata Yinshi raised his head with money symbols shining in his eyes, rubbed his hands together and said, "Local tyrant...ah, no! King, please take me with you! Please be European! Please be proud!"

"Get off me, hey!"

Yato directly lifted Sakata Gintoki, stood up, patted on his clothes, and bowed to Gilgamesh like a god of wealth.

Tohsaka Tokichen twitched the corners of his mouth, he could already foresee Gilgamesh's anger.

However, in fact, Gilgamesh just glanced at Sakata Gintoki and Yato, folded his arms around his chest and hooked the corners of his mouth: "My king allows you to follow me, thank you, bastards."

Although Gilgamesh's character is arrogant, domineering, self-respecting, and he is used to calling others "bastards", he actually has a broad-minded, open-minded and tolerant side.Of course, the premise is in his eyes.

As for Sakata Gintoki and Yato, there were no more or no less, which just aroused a little interest in Gilgamesh, so it was easier to talk now.Although the identity of Yato God made Gilgamesh think of some bad things, but Yato was fundamentally different from the gods he had known, so it didn't bother him so much.

Furthermore, since they have bowed to him, they are his people, and a little forgiveness is still allowed.

Thinking of this, he glanced at the shabby outfits of Sakata Gintoki and Yato again, and said with disgust: "Since you want to be with me, throw away the rubbish on you. If I lose face, kill me!" All of you will not be able to dissipate the anger of this king."

After hearing this, Yato and Sakata Gintoki lowered their heads and glanced at the clothes on their bodies, and then at the golden armor on Gilgamesh's body, and instantly bent forward in frustration ○|￣|＿.

Sakata Gintoki knocked on the floor: "How can I repair it? I suddenly feel like I'm low! Hey! Ah Yin, I also want a golden holy garment to wear. During the battle, I shouted an extremely shameful slogan, like" For the sake of love and peace, it doesn't matter at all, hey!"

Yato pulled off his clothes with tears in his eyes: "Actually, I'm quite satisfied with my sportswear. I didn't even want to throw away the holes. I sewed it up and continued to wear it. But I don't know why, but now I feel that my heart sour qaq."

Poor gods and good-for-nothing natural rolls vs. Gilgamesh, a big local tyrant with his own golden rules... The former directly lost because of his own shame.

Gilgamesh glanced at the appearance of Yato and Sakata Gintoki, and his tone revealed a strong dislike: "Hurry up and throw away the garbage on your body, this king will take you out to buy new ones. The gift from the king, Keep it safe, bastards."

After finishing speaking, Gilgamesh didn't care about the reaction of the two of them, and turned around and walked out the door.

Sakata Gintoki and Yato reacted for a moment, then quickly stood up and followed out, and said excitedly: "Good lord! I understand lord!"

"..."

Tohsaka Tokichen watched the back of Gilgamesh and the others leaving, and was silent for a long, long time.

Speaking of...

Who among those people still remember him, the r who had been ignored for a long time?

[The author has something to say that there is still a small theater in it, please don’t look around to see it↓]