[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Sakata Gintoki glanced at Yato again, and the more he looked at it, the more familiar it became, and finally he just walked over, holding Yato's face in his hands, and looked closely.

Yato: ...It's really a familiar posture. It seems that he just made this natural scroll in front of him not long ago.

Both Yato, who was holding his face, and Sakata Gintoki, who was holding Yato's face, were very calm.Seeing Sakata Gintoki's actions, Shimura Shinpachi directly covered Kagura's eyes.

Kesselin, who has a cute and cute cat on the side but has a regretful aunt's face, looked at Sakata Gintoki with disdain: "I didn't expect Sakata-san to be so urgent, and you would go up and flatter her girl's face if you disagree."

"What kind of mess are you thinking in your mind? Ah Yin, I just feel that Miss Yeko looks very familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere before, so I just took a closer look!" Sakata Gintoki turned his head and retorted loudly , then turned his head around and continued to stare at Yato's face, "Sure enough, no matter how you look at it, it looks super familiar."

"Yin-sang, this kind of talk has been outdated a long time ago," Shimura Tae said with a smile on the side, and took out the store manager's mobile phone, "Sure enough, let the police take this guy who molested girls away alright."

But at this moment, the woman with long purple hair in a red dress and a Queen's dress on the other side was stunned for a moment, and then rushed over: "Yin Sang, how can you look at other people? Man! I know you definitely want to use this guy to stimulate me and make me suffer! Yes, I just like it when you treat me like this, but don’t put your face so close! "

"Oh!"

"Ah, I kissed you." Shimura Shinpachi twitched the corners of his mouth, and looked sideways at the person who had fallen stiffly on the ground, his face covered with unbelievable petrification, and his head was full of black lines, "Miss Sarutobi, this is You made it all up."

"Xinpachi, is Yinchan playing hooligans, Aru?" Kagura didn't move after his eyes were covered. At this time, after hearing Shimura Shinpachi's words, he immediately opened his mouth, turned his head and said to Shimura Miao, "Sister, do we want to?" Call the police? Will those tax thieves give me comfort money if I kill my relatives righteously?"

"I don't think I'll give you any money. It's better to take out the kidney and sell it now." Shimura Shinpachi continued.

At this time, Yuan Fei, who came to his senses, began to sit on the ground and pat the ground angrily: "Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Compared with the state of several people around, Sakata Gintoki and Yato still maintained the posture of sticking their lips together, and their bodies were stiff for a long time.

Feeling the touch on his mouth, Yato opened his eyes wide and looked at Gintoki Sakata who also stared round.

Then the whole person... no, the whole god froze.

Yato: ...the first kiss he kept since birth was thrown away, and it was given to a guy of the same gender as him!

Sakata Gintoki also froze in place, looking at Yato on the opposite side, not knowing how to react.

At that time, when he heard Sarutobi's voice, he felt a bad premonition, but the next moment, there was a strong force behind him, which made him directly hit the head of the person opposite, and made very intimate contact with his mouth .

Because of the close distance, Sakata Gintoki smelled an indescribable fragrance from the other party.It's not something like perfume, it's more like the body fragrance that comes with it, which makes Sakata Gintoki want to smell more.

That's why Sakata Gintoki didn't leave immediately.Instead, just like Yato, whose brain circuits had gone far away, he began to wander.

The two of Yetou kept their posture for a long time, and the people around them who finally calmed down gradually came to their senses.Kesselin spat on the ground, with a face full of contempt: "Mr. Sakata, you still haven't left, are you addicted to kissing?"

"What the hell is Sakata slag called, bastard!" Sakata Gintoki finally came back to his senses, got up and turned his head, and snarled, "Ayin, my name is not such an idiot! Also, what happened just now was an accident, and Ayin and I It doesn't matter half a dime!"

"It's okay, Ms. Yoko?" Shimura Takao walked up to Yato and asked with concern, and put the phone in Yato's hand and said, "The scum over there even shirks responsibility after doing something like that. Leave it clean, you can choose to call the police, rest assured that we will stand by your side."

Yato looked down at the phone, his heart was very complicated.

"Don't make it sound like Ah Yin just [beeped——] on the spot just now, bastard! Even if you want to [beep——], you have to find a place like a love hotel," Sakata Gintoki said angrily, He even reached out and patted the back of the sofa next to him, "And the most important thing is, my little silver is very strong, so it won't soften in just a few minutes!"

"In front of children and women, Yin-san, what did you say out of morals?" Shimura Shinpachi complained, turned around and walked to Yato's side, and said in the same comforting way, "Please rest assured, Miss Yoko, as long as You open your mouth and we will definitely clean up the silver mulberry for you."

After saying this, Shimura Shinpachi seemed to think of something, and suddenly said: "Speaking of which, that just now couldn't be Ms. Yoko's first kiss, right?"

Yato's gaze shifted a bit.

Mmm, first kiss.Whether it was the previous world or after arriving in this world, it was a first kiss in every sense.

Noticing Yato's appearance, Shimura Shinpachi and the others understood, and immediately turned their heads to look at Sakata Gintoki with dead fish eyes.

Shimura Tae picked up the wine bottle directly, and said with a smile: "A girl's first kiss is a very precious thing, Yin-sang, you should apologise with death."

Sakata Yinshi bent down to avoid the wine bottle and immediately shouted: "Bridge bean sack! That's my first kiss, Ah Yin too!"

Everyone threw a dead fish eye in the past: "Are you lying to ghosts?"

The corners of Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, and his face looked constipated: The most painful thing in the world is that he is usually too dirty, and in the end no one even believes the truth!

Ye Dou made a sound at this time, and said to everyone with a smile: "Well, actually I have nothing to do with it, what happened just now was just an accident."

"That's right! As expected, Miss Yoko, you are more reasonable!" Sakata Gintoki responded quickly as if he had found an organization.

Shimura Miao glanced at Yato and sighed: "Miss Yeko is too kind, this scum doesn't even want to take responsibility for you and thinks for him."

Yato tilted his head: "No, I'm telling the truth. It's just a kiss. It's not a big problem even if it's the first kiss. Anyway, I don't plan to get married in my life."

Yato's truth had a different meaning to everyone, so they immediately looked at Sakata Gintoki with condemning eyes.

"Don't make it sound like Ah Yin ruined your first kiss, so you plan to never marry for life! Then Ah Yin will feel guilty!" Sakata Yinshi immediately complained when he heard Yato's words, and when he saw everyone The corner of his mouth twitched, and he said loudly: "Don't look at me with such eyes! Is this my fault, Ah Yin? My fault can't be repaired!"

Shimura Tae: "Miss Yeko, anyway, you are still young, so it's not too late to think about getting married in the future."

Kagura: "That's right Aru, Aru who is not worth it for a scumbag."

Kesselin: "That's right, Sakata Zha is still a good-for-nothing in arrears of rent. You will definitely meet someone better in the future."

Shimura Shinpachi: "Miss Yoko, just treat it as being bitten by a dog, and just forget about it."

Yetou couldn't help complaining when he heard this: This kind of statement is a bit strange, as if he just kissed mouth to mouth with a dog for so long _(:3)∠)_

But Sakata Yinshi complained directly on his head, with several veins throbbing on his head, he said loudly: "...You mean, Ah Yin, I'm a dog, bastard!?"

People: "No! It's not even as good as Wang!"

Sakata Gintoki: "...=dish=!"