[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"Yato, we have no food." Fei said, poking the fire in front of him with a wooden stick, "Before I didn't know who was being handsome, and the reward was only five yen, so we didn't have money to buy it. food."

"I'm not playing handsome! I'm really handsome!" Yetou emphasized loudly. When he was about to continue talking, his stomach let out a growl, and then he was silent for a while, took out all the money on his body, and used the other She silently covered her face with her hands, "...what else can our money buy?"

Fei looked at the coin in Yedou's hand, compared it and said very seriously: "Probably enough to buy a few steamed buns...maybe."

Yeto said dryly: "The steamed buns are also good, eh!"

"Yato, why don't you think about raising your salary a bit?" Fei looked at Yeto seriously, "I'm afraid that you will starve to death before you are forgotten and disappeared by human beings."

"I died twice in one sentence of yours, hey!" Ye Dou complained angrily, before he could continue, he suddenly heard a sound behind him, and remembered that he was carrying him back earlier. Child.

"This is..." The silver-haired curly who just woke up rubbed his head, still a little confused.

Seeing the other party sitting up, Yeto said directly: "You're awake, brat,"

The silver-haired child froze when he heard the voice, and subconsciously touched his side, but couldn't find his knife.Immediately licked his lips, took a small step back vigilantly, raised his head and said, "Ah Yin, am I being kidnapped? Are you going to sell me for money? Uncle, I am Ah Yin. I haven't showered or taken care of myself for a long time, it's definitely not worth a few dollars, you..."

The silver-haired curly, who was talking nonsense and planned to escape at the moment, stiffened when he saw the opposite face, and after petrifying for a long time, he opened his mouth to scream: "Ooooooooooooooooooooo! Help! There is a ghost! "

"It's too noisy, brat, shut up!" The veins on Yedou's head twitched, "It's been said that I'm a god! A god!"

But Yato's words were directly ignored by the child, he clasped his hands together while shaking his body while closing his eyes and prayed devoutly: "Whether it's Jesus, Mary, or Buddha, come here and make the guy opposite you become a Buddha quickly! "

The corner of Fei's mouth raised a big arc, in order to hide his gloating, he raised his hand to cover the corner of his mouth with his sleeve: "Yato, this child is quite cute."

Nighthawk: "..."

Don't think he didn't catch the schadenfreude in the words, hey!

……

After explaining for about half an hour, Yato finally calmed down the kid on the opposite side, and covered his face with his hands tiredly: "I never thought that the kid was such a terrifying creature."

After finding out that Yato was not in danger, Sakata Gintoki relaxed, and began to lose his tune: "I have the name Sakata Gintoki, so I am not a brat! And Ayin, I am very cute. Believe it or not, I need to dress up." If you go out, you can fascinate an old lady who is eighty and a baby girl who can crawl!?"

"Guru..."

Sakata Yinshi looked down at his stomach, and stretched out his hand directly to Yato who was opposite him: "In view of the fact that you were scared twice before, uncle, as long as you pay me a little food now, Yin, I won't care about it." Lost money."

Looking at the little palm spread in front of him, the corners of Yedou's mouth twitched, and his stomach growled just as he was about to speak.

Sakata Yinshi withdrew his hand with his dead fish eyes open: "... Tsk, it seems that you don't have any food, Ayin, I'd better go to the corpse to see if there is anything edible."

"I told you, even an abandoned battlefield is dangerous." Yato frowned after hearing this, and looked at the overly thin child in front of him, "What if you meet a god like today when you go there? "

"Then you can't just wait to die, right?" Sakata Gintoki raised his head to look at Yato, showing a small face covered with blood and dust, "If you are lucky, you can find something edible, this is the basis of living, Instead of hiding everywhere and starving to death, Ah Yin, I want to work harder. And now, there is no place that is absolutely safe, right?"

They also stared at the bright red pupils of the child opposite, and narrowed their eyes slightly.It is said that during times of war, children are the most mature and the most able to see the warmth and warmth of human relationships.This is the case with the child in front of him. The other party is aware of the chaos in the world now, and also understands that if he wants to survive, he must not have the mentality of getting away with it.

Without continuing to think about it, Yato stretched out his hand to hold the head of the child in front of him, and rubbed the other's hair vigorously: "Although there is no place away from disputes forever, there are enough places for you to grow up. After finding a place where you can temporarily settle down I'll take you with me before I get there."

"There is a burden in this situation, are you an idiot?" Sakata Gintoki, whose head was pinned down, muttered in a low voice without struggling, and only said loudly when he heard Yato ask what he said just now "A Yin said just now, Uncle, your hands are so sweaty, my hair is already wet, can I let Ah Yin's curly hair go? It is still a child, and it still has room to grow. After the sweat is infected, it will definitely smell like uncle, and then it will become strange!"

Two blue veins popped out of Yedou's head, he took his hand away and ground his teeth: "Are children nowadays talking so irritatingly!?"

"Uncle, this is a matter of your character. Although you have a tender face, I can still tell you about the strong uncle smell on your body!" Sakata Gintoki said, picking his nostrils.

"Uncle, Uncle is very impolite, the brat wants to call me Yato-sama!" Yato said emphatically, "You must have the most basic respect for the gods!!"

"Uncle, are you really a god? Don't you have me?" Sakata Gintoki obviously didn't believe it, "You haven't gotten tired of playing this meme yet!"

"I'm one of the real 800 million gods!" Yato said and patted his chest, "It's me that God Yato said!"

"Gin, I don't have enough cultural knowledge. Maybe it's because I read too little. I've never heard of a god with this name," Sakata Gintoki blinked after seeing Yato's expression on the other side. He extended his short hand and said very seriously, "Since you are a god, can you help me realize my wish?"

"Of course!" Yato said complacently, "Tell me, what is your wish?"

"Please bring me a meal, as long as it can fill my stomach!"

Looking at the little palm in front of him, Yato fell silent.

Sakata Gintoki withdrew his hand and scratched his curly hair: "Then how about giving me a Doraemon?"

"What is Doraemon?" Yato asked with some doubts.

"Oh my god, there are still guys who don't know about Doraemon! Uncle, you are already out!" Sakata Gintoki said, stretching out his short fat fingers, and said very seriously, "Doraemon is a very A magical robot, it can fulfill many wishes compared to unreliable gods! The most important thing is that it has a time machine!"

Yato, who had been choked for a long time, hesitated for a while before saying: "...how about you change your wish?"

"Then Ah Yin, I'll change it to something simpler," Sakata Yinshi thought for a while and said, "Give Ah Yin a few coins to buy food!"

Before, I gave all my belongings to Fei and let the other party buy steamed buns, but now I am penniless, true, empty-handed, poor and godly, and Yato petrified.

The kid Sakata Gintoki didn't wait for a response, but he could guess the answer by looking at Yato's reaction, and his eyes suddenly turned into dead fish eyes: "What's the use of the gods, isn't it because I don't have money and I'm about to starve to death? Hey! Ah Yin I don't want to believe that the situation of the gods is so bad, uncle, you have broken the illusion of the gods in my heart, Ah Yin, into dross sticky sticks that can't stick back!!"

Yato who was continuously 'verbally attacked': "○|￣|＿..."

Fei, who had just bought steamed buns and saw this scene, was silent for a while before speaking: "...Yato, what are you doing?"

"qaq, I need comfort!" Yetou opened his tearful eyes, looked over pitifully, and complained, "This brat is too hard to deal with!!"

Fei's eyes turned to the child who was picking her nostrils, and before she could speak, the child on the opposite side ran over and said "whispering in a low voice" to her seriously: "Sister, are you sure you are not Have you been fooled by that uncle over there who claims to be a god but is essentially penniless?”

Yato: "...Little brat, I heard everything!"

"Speaking of the money you gave Yato, I just bought three steamed buns," Fei said with a smile seeing the situation in front of him, "You two seem to get along very well!"

"No, that must be an illusion!"

The two refuted in unison, and then stared at each other refusing to give in, and then the kid Sakata Gintoki rubbed his face, turned around and complained: "Big sister, this terrible uncle bullied me! Is it true that your lord is like this? Silver, I won’t become such a bad adult when I grow up!?”

"Shut up, kid, and eat your steamed bun!" Yato directly took out a steamed bun and stuffed it into Sakata Gintoki's mouth.

Sakata Gintoki ate the steamed buns unceremoniously, with his mouth puffed up, looked at Yeto and said inarticulately: "Thank you, uncle, you are unexpectedly a good person."

Yato: "That's not thanks to the great god!"

Sakata Yinshi quickly swallowed what was in his mouth, stuffed the remaining half of the steamed buns into his arms, raised his hand and wiped his mouth pretending to be stupid: "Ayin, I have a kind of amnesia, what happened just now Ayin I don't know a thing!"

The veins on Yeto's head jumped out one by one cheerfully, chasing directly behind Sakata Gintoki, the bear, and the amnesiac: "Stop, bear, I will definitely tell you about the wrath of the gods today!"

"The gods won't care about such a cute child as Ah Yin!" Sakata Yinshi shouted while running away, "Sure enough, you are just a good-for-nothing uncle in disguise! Ah Yin, I have already seen through your essence witty !!"

Yato: "=Miracle= Brat, stop!"

Sakata Yinshi ran fast with short legs and shouted: "An idiot will stop! Ah Yin, my IQ has not dropped yet!"

Yato gritted his teeth looking at the silver-haired, curly-haired kid who was running ahead, he definitely didn't have the same attributes as the brat on the opposite side!absolute!