Come on, Master "General Attack"

The stage play "Cinderella" begins now! !

Narrator: Once upon a time, in a beautiful big house, there lived a beautiful and lovely aunt...girl.Her eyes are clearer than the blue sky, her smile is warmer than the sun, and her heart is purer than the snow.Cough, who wrote the words.

Cinderella silently cut off a flower and looked backstage with a smile.

Narrator: Anyway, anyway, this girl's mother died, haha, died, and her father married a stepmother.Stepmother, play!

Stepmother: Wow, hahaha, look, my mother has met someone who is stupid and has a lot of money.Da Ya, Cui Hua, I stole it all for my old lady!

Eldest Daughter: Go away.

Second Daughter: You are too into the show, Mom, Mom.

Stepmother: You guys are too serious, really, it's so fun.

Narrator: Hello!Second daughter, you have taken a fancy to Cinderella's dress, go ahead, you coquettish bitch.

The second daughter glanced at the backstage, then flicked her hair artificially, and pointed at Cinderella.

Second daughter: If you take off your clothes, I will spare your life.

Cinderella: Sister, sister, you need to lose weight~

Eldest Daughter: Heh.

Second Daughter: Narrator, I can do it now.

Narrator: Wait a minute!Stepmother, discipline your girl hypocritically.

Stepmother: Let's go together, beat this little bitch until the narrator can't recognize it!

Narrator: ... Scumbag, hurry up and stop your wife.

Scumbag: Disgusting.

Cinderella: Oh, it's too much for you to bully a weak girl.

Narrator: Uh... Cinderella, put away your killing intent first, thank you.Oh, no matter, anyway, since then, Cinderella has become a servant, working from morning till night, having no house to live in, no food to eat, and having to endure the abuse of her stepmother and vicious sister... I will go.

Cinderella: Narrator, read your lines carefully, or...

Narrator: Oh!Well, suddenly the doorbell rang.Jingle, jingle, the stepmother went to open the door.

Stepmother: No, Mr., you go.

Scumbag: Get out.

Stepmother: Ah, domestic violence, narration Can I fight back.

Narrator: Didn't you fight back already?stop fighting!This has become a martial arts movie!Guard, you can go in by yourself!

Guard: Go to the ball and get the prince. (door slams)

Narrator: Guards!You can do this with just one line!come back to me!

Cinderella: So boring.

Narrator: You are cold, calm down.Hold on a little longer!you!Hurry up and act!

Eldest Daughter: Hmph.

Second Daughter: Stepmother, scumbag, let's go and kill the prince first.

Narrator: ...Eldest daughter, you are still angry, second daughter, do you dare to restrain your perverted attribute orz

Stepmother: Girls, are you ready?Ah, as for you, tsk tsk, you are so dirty and ugly, you are honestly working at home.I just said that it would be unappetizing for you to draw lots to play Cinderella, and you still have the nerve to show up, it's just...

Narrator: Scumbag, drag this chatter away.OK, let's go on.cough cough.Next, poor little cabbage, ah no, it's Cinderella, on the day of the prince's ball, she can only stay at home...uh...

Cinderella: Laundry, narrator, you are so stupid.

Narrator: Why are you holding a knife while doing laundry!He obviously wanted to kill someone!

Prince: Narrator, isn't my role yet?

Narrator: Hello!Don't come out!Don't touch me either!prince!

Prince: Woo...

Narrator: Forget it, forget it, if you don’t think it’s too hot, just leave it at that, just don’t touch it.

Prince: Well!

Narrator: Ahem, next, Cinderella's inner drama begins.To act out the sad, hopeless feeling.

Cinderella: Heh, I don't know what expression the narrator will show when he is desperate.

Narrator: (pretending not to hear) Magician, go save Cinderella.

Magician: Mrs. Cinderella.Your prom attire is ready and your car is ready.

Cinderella: Well, let's go down.

Magician: Yes.

Narrator: Hello!Magician!don't go!You haven't mentioned the time limit yet!

Magician: Narrator, see you at the same place tonight.

Narrator: Huh?What an old place!etc!You have such eyes!

Prince: Narrator, I believe you.

Narrator: Then don't show such a dark smile!Come on, get out, it's your turn.

Prince: (stares)

Narrator: Uh... the handsome and handsome prince is the focus of the audience, but his eyes are unconsciously attracted by Cinderella, he is full of admiration, and walks towards Cinderella...go...go!

Prince: Narrator, wait for me.

Narrator: (a chill behind her back)

Prince: Miss, may I ask you to dance.

Cinderella: OK.

Narrator: Emma, ​​finally have a normal conversation.Cinderella and the prince are dancing, and the two hearts are gradually getting closer, poof, you really match well, although Cinderella is obviously more aggressive.

Cinderella; Prince, I have to go, you have to find me.

Prince; of course, the girl.

Narrator: Kiss one!Kiss one!

Prince: Huh?narration.

Cinderella: Narrator, too excited but bad things will happen.

Narrator: I'm sorry qaq I didn't say anything qaq okay, the next thing is Cinderella drops a shoe, and the prince... Hey!prince!What are you doing!ah!Why throw your shoes out!Hit it!Hit Cinderella ah ah ah ah!

Prince; ah, my hand slipped, I'm so sorry.

Cinderella: Oh, the prince is dissatisfied with his desires.

Prince: The narration will satisfy me.

Cinderella: Don't be brave with small toys, or they will be useless~

Narrator: Wait!Cinderella!calm down!prince!The same to you!The kiss between you two must continue!

Magician: Lord Cinderella, do you need me to get rid of the prince?

Stepmother: Hey, this brazen talker, girls, come and protect the prince.

Eldest Daughter: Tsk.

Second daughter: Prince, do you want to kill Cinderella?

Scumbag: Young... Prince, please order.

Narrator: Hello!What are you guys doing!Stepmother, who did you learn your procuress accent from!Guard, what are you doing hiding there!come out for me!Prince, hurry up and take care of your rear attack group!Cinderella, also deal with your stupid fans!

Cinderella: Isn't this interesting.It's time for a change in the kingdom too.

Prince: Kill Cinderella and bring the narrator home.

Narrator: Ahhhhhhh!Let's fight!Young master quit!The narration was drawn by lottery. I thought I escaped a catastrophe. I can't expect you psychopaths to perform a stage play normally!Wait, who stabbed me!Who's hand is touching me!Well……

This is the end of this stage play, thank you for watching.

list of actors:

Cinderella - Scrophulariaceae

Prince - Bai Wenmo

Stepmother - Su Yuzhu

Scumbag - Bai Yu

Eldest Daughter - Long Yan

Second Daughter - Yu Nie

Magician - Cheng Hong

Guard - Duan Luan

Narration - Wei Zonggong