Come on, Master "General Attack"
Chapter 61
R61 New Year's Unscrupulous Speech
Scene: present world.
Premise: He Wei Zonggong and Scrophulariae Scrophulariae switch back to their bodies, and all members travel through the present world
"Kill him! Kill him!" The voice shook the sky, and the surroundings were full of thick darkness. Those voices haunted him and could not go away.
He stood on a high place, looked down, and suddenly a large piece of crimson gushed out of the darkness, staining his clothes bloody.He lowered his head and looked at his hands, but only saw bones.
"The crime is serious...the devil...be punished...death is not a pity...revenge..." These voices were intermittent, but what remained unchanged in the tone was the deep-rooted murderous intent and hatred.
Lifting his head, he looked around.It's still the same darkness, I can't see a single figure, but I can feel those eyes projected on me, with resentment, despair, anger...
He stood alone in this darkness, facing the malice and murderous intent from all around.
They all want him to die.
They all hated him and feared him.
Ahh, it's really boring.
All... all gone.
He opened his eyes abruptly, and there was still bloody killing intent in Scrophulariae's eyes.There was darkness around him, making him unable to distinguish between reality and dream for a moment.The body was tense due to vigilance, and the pupils were bottomless blackness.
"……Well……"
Suddenly, an arm rested on his body.The temperature of the man's body was transmitted, and the soft breath hit the ear, Scrophulariaceae blinked, and slowly relaxed his body.
Ah, what a nasty dream~
Thinking of this, Scrophulariae turned sideways and looked at the sleeping person beside him.The man just now seemed to be made uncomfortable by the coercion he unintentionally released, his brows were slightly wrinkled, and the corners of his mouth were tightly pursed.
The corners of Scrophulariaceae's mouth curled up unconsciously.
Good night vision ability allowed him to clearly see the sleeping face of that person. When the handsome face fell asleep, there was an inexplicable sense of alienation.However, the arm on his body turned that alienation into a little dependence and intimacy.
Xiao Wei... seems to be sleeping soundly.
Scrophulariaceae thought so, and kicked the people around him to the ground in the next second.
"Huh?" Wei Zonggong who was suddenly kicked awake was stunned.
It took me a long time to sit on the ground before I realized it. I fumbled to turn on the light, rubbed my sleepy eyes, and said in a nasal voice, "What's wrong?"
"Xiao Wei~ I'm having a nightmare, I'm so scared~" Scrophulariaceae lay on his side, looking at Wei Zonggong with a half-smile, "But Xiao Wei fell asleep on his own, that's too much~"
Wei Zonggong lay back on the bed in a daze, turned off the light, apparently still half asleep.He reached out and hugged Scrophulariaceae in his arms like a pillow, patted it lightly with one hand, and said vaguely, "Hey, sleep..."
While talking, Wei Zonggong fell asleep again.Scrophulariaceae was hugged by him, buried in his arms, listening to his heartbeat, suddenly felt that his mood improved.
Close your eyes, the curvature of the mouth becomes real.Stretching out his hand, he pressed himself closer to that body, immersing himself in that person's temperature.
A night without dreams.
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Slowly opened his eyes, Wei Zonggong was still not quite awake.The temperature in his arms gradually drew his attention back, starting with the delicate and smooth skin, Wei Zonggong subconsciously touched it a few times, then rubbed the black hair on the side of his neck, and let out a comfortable sigh.
Eh!
The next second, he sat up in a jerk.Quickly moving away from the person who was just eating tofu as a pillow, he rolled and fell off the bed.
With his eyes closed, after a long time of mental construction, he dared to slowly open his eyes and look at the person on the bed.
What caught the eye was a peacefully sleeping face, without a mask-like smile, with eyelashes drooping, against the perfect and delicate facial features, adding a kind of almost trance-like beauty.The black hair was spread softly on the bed, and the breath was full of bewitching intoxication.
As a serious face control, Wei Zonggong was dumbfounded.
Picking up the mobile phone placed by the bed, snapped a few photos, and then closed the phone in satisfaction.
Looking back at the man, Wei Zonggong squatted beside the bed, and then admired the beauty's sleeping face.
strangeness……
Scrophulariaceae would actually wake up later than me?
Wei Zonggong, who wakes up from kissing the ground every day, expressed that it was strange for him to wake up naturally after falling asleep today.
and many more!
Shouldn't the young master feel rejoiced!
Why do you feel uncomfortable not being awakened by that violence? !
Could it be... the young master was really raised by him to be a shivering m! ! !
This conjecture made Wei Zonggong cover his face deeply.
It has been almost half a year since he came back from that cheating world, that is to say, he has been forced to live with the Scrophulariaceae boss for so long.
Think about the days when I got along with Scrophulariaceae...
I feel...it's a miracle that I survived, orz
Regarding his life in dire straits, Wei Zonggong couldn't help lighting a candle for himself.
And the culprit... actually fell asleep with an innocent face...
Gritting his teeth, he stretched out his hand, but when he was about to touch that person, he retracted it, and made a beating gesture resentfully from the air.
Young master is not cowardly!
Cut... well, the young master is just cowardly!
If you have the guts, go up and help the young master beat him!
I am not responsible for being killed!
Thinking of this, Wei Zonggong stood up, intending to keep out of sight.
As soon as he turned around, a hoarse voice came, "Well, that's all~"
Wei Zonggong's movements froze, and he quickly turned around. Facing the smiling expression of that person, Wei Zonggong subconsciously took a step back.
"I thought Xiao Wei would be in a difficult situation." Scrophulariae lay on his side on the bed, propped his head on one hand, and yawned, "Come here~"
Wei Zonggong covered his chest with his hands, his expression was like a big girl with yellow flowers who was about to be raped [beep].
"Haha." Scrophulariaceae was amused, "Xiao Wei~ Don't worry, I'm not interested in your body."
You are making fun of me!
It was your essence to be so happy and daring before!
The traces on the young master's body are all hallucinations, ha!
"Scrophulariae, let me tell you, I...uh...well, I'm here..." The righteous words at the beginning, in the increasingly bright smile of Scrophulariaceae, turned into the umpteenth time Dog-leg flattery.
Enough!
Might as well be dead!
Sure enough, he was pressed on the bed, and it was estimated that he would enjoy the unlubricated silver gun again, Wei Zonggong was crying in his heart.
Unexpectedly, Scrophulariaceae just kissed his neck, and didn't seem to want to continue.
Eh?Is this thing really transsexual...
"what!"
The next second after thinking this way, there was a sharp pain in his shoulder.
This soul is weak!
How dare you bite the young master!
Licking the blood stained on his lips, Scrophulariae happily looked at the tooth marks deepened by himself, let go of Wei Zonggong, and threw him off the bed naturally.
Wei Zonggong fell to the ground, not knowing whether he should rub Keqing's knee first or cover his bleeding neck first.
"Xiao Wei is injured~" Scrophulariaceae sat up from the bed, his flawless body looming in the wide nightgown.With one leg resting on the bed, he didn't care about the exposed spring light, Scrophulariae tilted his head, as if concerned, "Why are you so careless~"
... This guy is seducing again.
fall!It's amazing to have a beauty shell!
Young Master's injuries are almost all the work of your bastard!
Wei Zonggong glared at him, stood up with some effort, and looked at him without saying a word.
Scrophulariaceae squinted his eyes, and the smile on the corner of his mouth faded a little, Wei Zonggong faltered instantly, turned around and wanted to run, but the voice behind him froze in place.
"Xiao Wei is going to buy medicine, don't get lost..." Scrophularia yawned lazily.He was rarely tired today, and his voice was a little different from usual.
Wei Zonggong was a little strange, but he didn't think deeply.
Scrophulariae closed his eyes again, and seemed to have fallen asleep again.
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"Damn it!" Wei Zonggong sat in the car cursing, and really had no intention of getting out of the car.The co-pilot placed a plastic bag containing all kinds of medicines just bought from the pharmacy.
Shrinking his neck and moving the scarf up, Wei Zonggong sighed expressionlessly.
The blood on the neck had coagulated.
It really... hurts like hell.
Lowering his eyes, he was a little dazed for a moment.
Thinking of the dark matter at home, Wei Zonggong's eyelids twitched.
I really have the urge to die!
Such a miserable life!
The wound on the neck was painful.
Wei Zonggong lowered his head and sat alone in the car, thinking about something, but the loneliness lingering around him was suffocating.
This little fresh mood was interrupted by a bell.
Wei Zonggong maintained a sad expression, pressed the call button, and then... changed his face in a second, and his smile should not be too bright.
"Ah, my dear, you finally think of me!" His eyes were shining brightly, "A date? Of course I have time! If you don't have time, you have to make time... Mmm... It's still the same place... Washing Wait for me in vain! 5 minutes!"
With an exaggerated smile, Wei Zonggong didn't feel the pain from the wound on his neck at all now, and he was revived instantly full of blood and blue.
Simply sticking the wound stickers he just bought on the side of his neck, Wei Zonggong threw the mobile phone on the passenger seat, stretched his arms, and then kicked the accelerator and rushed out.
What the Scrophulariaceae boss said about 'don't get lost' has been forgotten by Wei Zonggong, not even a scum was left behind.
So...Wei Zonggong...
You suffer from domestic violence every day...you really can't blame others...
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"Ah!!!!!!!" A scream pierced the morning.
And the screaming owner, Wei Zonggong who had not returned all night and smelled of alcohol, was pointing at the person on the bed with a trembling finger, his eyes wide open, unable to speak a word.
This, this, this...
Wei Zonggong's mind went blank.
After a while, a roar came out of his mouth, "Scrophulariaceae is such a weak soul! Even children are not spared!"
That's right, the one kneeling on the bed, judging by her figure, was a girl of seven or eight years old.She lowered her head, her long black hair hanging down, covering her face.She was covered with a white quilt, and shrank her body, as if she was too scared to speak.
In Wei Zonggong's roar, something seemed to catch her attention.She raised her head slightly, and looked at Wei Zonggong timidly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No, I have to leave, let's go now!" Wei Zonggong squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, muttering to himself as if trying to escape reality, "I don't know him, I don't know him..."
"Brother..." The child's childish voice reached Wei Zonggong's ears.
Wei Zonggong raised his head abruptly, and sat on the ground exaggeratedly, but his eyes never dared to look at the child, "That... don't cry... that... I, I, I..."
and many more.
I am not the scum who kidnapped children!
Why do you have a guilty conscience!
"Ahem, that... little friend, abduct... ah, no, the darkness that brought you home as a guest... uh, where did that kind brother go? May I take you home?" Wei Zonggong tried his best to let My smile is like a spring breeze.
His flattering expression made the child show a pure smile, "Thank you brother."
"No thanks...uh..." Wei Zonggong suddenly felt that the child in front of him looked familiar no matter how he looked.
Unconsciously, he walked forward, stretched out his hand to touch the long hair, and carefully looked at the child's facial features, Wei Zonggong's hands began to shake again.
No way……
This kind of god unfolds...
Scrophulariaceae, he actually...
Yes, child, son, yes! ! !
This scum!
Don't think that the young master won't be blackened!
Your *wen's general attack actually went to the bg line!
How are you!
Please allow me... to light a candle for the girl who gave birth to a monkey for you...
The children are so old, it seems that the relationship between the two is still very good...
Hey, isn't the young master just becoming a mistress?
No, no, the young master has nothing to do with him...
Wei Zonggong's brain hole opened wider and wider.
Until a keyword flashes.
The child... is this old?
its not right!Children can't be this big!
At that time, Scrophulariaceae was still in the middle school of that world!Still falling in love with the little white prince!I'm still playing prison play and can't stop!
A gentle force slowly tugged at his sleeve, Wei Zonggong lowered his head, but only saw the child's lowered eyes, looking a little cowardly and cowering, "...Brother, where is this?"
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"Pfft..." Wei Zonggong covered his mouth and held back his laughter desperately, but the trembling shoulders were obviously not convincing.
Standing in front of him was a little loli with twin ponytails.
The long black hair hangs down, although it is not too symmetrical, but with the delicate face of the little lolita, there is no sense of disobedience.
She was wearing a pink dress, the logo hadn't been taken off yet, it was obviously a new dress she had just bought, and the same pink leather shoes had small flowers on them, full of girlish air.
The little loli lowered her head, her hands timidly grabbed the lace on the skirt, her double ponytails were like rabbit ears, expressing her master's emotions.
"Hahahaha..." Wei Zonggong finally couldn't hold it anymore, and laughed while clutching his stomach, "Haha, there is no sense of disobedience... Scrophulariaceae hahaha..."
That's right.This little loli...is Scrophulariae.
To be more precise, I don't know why it turned into a child's scrophulariaceae.
Not just physically, but mentally as well.Completely new to the world and don't know anyone...
According to this little Scrophulariaceae himself, he lost his way in Zhuli Palace before, and then he came to that room as soon as he opened his eyes.
Wei Zonggong, who learned about this, began to take a bad breath.
Ever since, the little Scrophulariaceae dressed up as a little lolita was freshly released.
"Brother Wei..." He lowered his eyes and expressed his thanks in a sincere voice, "...Thank you for buying me new clothes..."
Wei Zonggong wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes while rubbing his belly that hurt from laughing, "Haha, as long as you like it..."
"I like it." Scrophulariae still lowered his head, his voice was very low, "It's the first time someone...buys me clothes..."
Wei Zonggong's smile froze for a moment.
Thinking of the large and small wounds on the child's body that he saw when he changed clothes just now, Wei Zonggong's heart was inexplicably complicated.
"If you knew me before, you'd forgive me now."
Sure enough, every boss...has a tragic past...
I will definitely treat you well...
Weird!
Can you reinstall the watch?
This is how your Nissan Xuanlin was cheated to death by you!
There are too many people with a dark history, those protagonists who have three upright views, which one does not have a history of suffering!
can only say……
Even if the boss has no black history, he will eventually become a boss...
So... Wei Zonggong, what a pity you are!
Well, in fact, Wei Zonggong just didn't want to admit that when he gave this child medicine, he felt so uncomfortable.
Wait... why is the young master so entangled here!
Isn't this a good opportunity to get rid of this small version of dark matter! ! !
Wei Zonggong stroked his chin, thinking about it to himself, so he didn't see the flash of interest in the eyes of this child who was spoofed by him as a loli and who had no sense of disobedience at all.
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The man sitting at the desk was wearing a solid suit and was looking at the documents on the table.There was no expression on his face, but it made people feel extra soft.The sunlight shone on him through the floor-to-ceiling windows, making him seem to be surrounded by a touch of gold, like a god.
--jingle.
He pressed the button, and a formulaic female voice sounded, "Mr. Bai, he is here."
Almost immediately, the man evoked a smile.
In the next second, the door of the office was pushed open.
"Xiaobai, it's you outside the door..."
Before Wei Zonggong finished speaking, someone had already swooped over.
Wei Zonggong, who had to feel the real bear hug every time, stretched out his hand and patted the man's back with difficulty, "Calm down, Bai Wenmo."
"My lord, I miss you so much."
"...Hey, it seems like we met yesterday."
Speaking of this, Wei Zonggong obviously saw that Bai Wenmo's expression became more resentful.
"The king... was obviously so happy last night, and he insisted on leaving this morning..." He hugged Wei Zonggong with increasing strength, "Do you hate me? It must be, the king abandoned..." At the end, His voice dropped visibly.
"Absolutely not!!!"
I always feel that this product is going to be blackened again!
What kind of trouble is going to be blackened if there is a disagreement!
"That, Bai Wenmo," Wei Zonggong stared into his eyes, "I won't leave you."
Bai Wenmo looked back blankly, and for a moment, nodded with a smile, "Yeah!"
Emma... scared the young master to death...
When the crisis was lifted, Wei Zonggong was really relieved.
I thought I would be pushed to the ground on the spot...
Wei Zonggong refused to recall the bloody and tearful lessons that happened several times before.
"Xiao Wei...brother~"
Still timid, the two looked in that direction, and there was a certain fake loli with an innocent face.
Bai Wenmo frowned almost immediately.
"Xiaobai, Xiaobai," Wei Zonggong patted his chest showing off, "My son! Uh...that's impossible! Calm down!"
Fuck, I clearly felt the murderous intent just now!
"My lord, don't make jokes," Bai Wenmo said with a gentle smile, "I will take it seriously."
"sorry qaq"
"Okay," Bai Wenmo withdrew his gaze, and put his arms around Wei Zonggong's waist, "Master, I..." He blushed, but his movements were unscientific, "...come to sleep."
Hey!
Are these the only things on your mind!
As expected of the protagonist of the meat article, let me go!
"Little~Wei~Brother~Brother~"
Tilting his head, the twin ponytails are as cute as the drooping rabbit ears, but the smile on that face will only make Wei Zonggong's back feel cold.
"Bai Wenmo!"
At this time, Wei Zonggong was pushed onto the sofa by Bai Wenmo, and he took off his clothes very quickly, and it seemed that he was going to be harmonious.
"There are children! Hey! Uh!" Wei Zonggong grabbed the only fabric left by him and did not let go, "What should I do if I teach a bad child! Stop it! Mmm..."
Bai Wenmo's smile was very gentle, but his movements didn't mean to stop at all.
Um.This is coercion.
And it's forced by aboveboard.
His lips held the side neck of the person under him, but when he saw a tooth mark, the strength in his hand increased again.
"It hurts!" Wei Zonggong was covered in cold sweat, "Don't...in vain..."
The words were blocked back into his mouth, his tongue was entangled, and Wei Zonggong felt in horror that there was something protruding outside him somewhere.
!
Bai Wenmo, you don't lubricate the young master!
Hardly, it will kill people!
Besides, you will be in pain too!
Just like this, I still squeeze in every time!
You are simply perverted!
Can you die if you improve your bed skills a little bit!
Every time I have to kill half of my life!
The barrage that drifted wildly turned into Wei Zonggong's roar—"You are so dull!"
The action stopped.
Wei Zonggong was about to continue to say something, when he saw that the person on top of him was getting smaller little by little. On the contrary, his hair was getting longer...
In the end, he stares at a certain little boy.
"Uh……"
"Wow!" a child cried.
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"Ahem, that, Bai..." Wei Zonggong suppressed the smile at the corner of his mouth, "Wen Mo, you don't remember anything?"
Well, in front of him, another fake loli appeared.
She was dressed in a pure white dress, which made her pear-blossoming and rainy face even more charming.Xiaobai Wenmo pulled his hair, seemed to be very frightened, his eyes dodged.
"Um……"
Wei Zonggong smirked.
Cool!
It's so cool!
He looked at the tearful little Bai Wenmo in front of him, and then at the little Scrophulariaceae with two ponytails sitting in the corner, the corners of his mouth were grinning almost to the base of his ears.
Retribution!
Let you all be so perverted!
The young master will definitely return and repay you well!
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"You didn't eat!"
Wei Zonggong was lying on his back on the sofa watching TV at this time, the little loli who was standing behind him and was massaging his shoulders pursed his lips, showing some helplessness in his eyes.
"Ah~" Another little loli with twin ponytails who was sitting next to him, smiling like a flower, handed strawberries to his mouth, but took them back before he was about to eat them.
"Disobedient!" Wei Zonggong glared at him, the Scrophularia ginseng shrunk and still had the same bad taste, "Master beat you."
The other miniature version of Bai Wenmo stopped massaging, and hugged him instead, rubbing and rubbing.
It's clearly saying #我很很很obedient#.
"Come on baby," Wei Zonggong pinched his little cheek frivolously, and raised his head, "Brother loves you very much tonight."
The pseudo-loli blushed, blinked her eyes, and stole a scent on his lips very accurately.
Wow~Little White Rabbit~
Wei Zonggong is simply refreshed, he doesn't have to worry about being blackened suddenly, he doesn't have to worry about being slapped, and he doesn't have to worry about various plays...
He stood up abruptly, then hugged Xiao Bai Wenmo who was still wearing a snow-white dress, and sat back on the sofa again, letting Xiao Bai Wenmo sit on his lap.
Wei Zonggong stopped watching TV, and began to tease the little white rabbit intently.
"Why are you so cute, huh?"
"……elder brother……"
"Would you like to feel comfortable... Ah!" Suddenly there was a sharp pain in his arm, Wei Zonggong looked down, and blood had already appeared.
The culprit was smiling brightly at him, and by the way... raised the bloody fork in his hand.
"Xiao Wei~" Although the little Scrophulariaceae still has double ponytails, it is more weird than cute, "Aren't I cute~"
"..." Scrophulariaceae boss, do you really know what cuteness means?
"Ah, brother, you are bleeding..." Xiaobai Wenmo panicked, "It hurts."
Wei Zonggong looked at the worried little face, and instantly felt no pain. He kissed the side of his cheek with a 'baji', "Xiaobai, you're going to kill me." Mood, "It doesn't look like the future... Ahem, let's not mention that blackened madman."
Bai Wenmo's smile froze for a moment, but Wei Zonggong didn't notice it.
Looking sideways, he started to eat strawberries on his own, but he was already staring at his little crocodile. Wei Zonggong somehow felt that those strawberries seemed to be his future self...
bah bah bah!
Illusion illusion!
Thinking of Little Scrophulariae's current force value, Wei Zonggong became stiff again, "Little Xuanzi," he reached out and poked Little Scrophulariae's forehead, "Look at you, you are so bad, I will throw you away tonight gone."
Well, Wei Zonggong has no sense of guilt at all for bullying children.
Scrophulariaceae's smile widened.
Wei Zonggong froze in place subconsciously.
In just the next second, this stiffness turned into shock.
"You! What are you doing undressing!"
The fake loli with twin ponytails looked innocent, "I want to curry favor with Xiao Wei~"
"Brother Zonggong," Wei Zonggong's eyes were tightly covered by the hands of little Bai Wenmo in his arms, but it couldn't stop his three views from being broken, "Also, wait...put on your clothes!"
His eyes were covered by Bai Wenmo, so he didn't know that the two harmless children he thought were making eye contact.
"Brother, he..." The hand covering his eyes was removed, and he was facing Xiao Bai Wenmo's face that was about to cry.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid," Wei Zonggong patted his head and smoothed his hair, "It's okay now." By the way, he gave the fake loli who was okay like a normal person a hard look.
Enjoying Wei Zonggong's comfort, Bai Wenmo narrowed his eyes comfortably.
At this time, the phone rang, Wei Zonggong put Bai Wenmo on the sofa, and turned around to get the mobile phone he had forgotten in the kitchen.
Bai Wenmo who was sitting on the sofa, the faint blush on his face and the smile at the corner of his mouth disappeared bit by bit.
Looking blankly at Scrophulariaceae, who was lazily leaning on the sofa beside him, his voice was still a child's voice, but it was no longer innocent, "You don't have amnesia either."
Scrophulariae was noncommittal, picked up another strawberry, and smiled, "Same as Xiaobai~"
The two looked at each other, then looked away at the same time.
Why lie to Wei Zonggong?
Wei Zonggong can't do anything with children, at most it's a prank level, if an adult uses a child's body...
Well, definitely won't admit it.
"Hey, haha," Wei Zonggong seemed to be in a good mood with the phone in one hand, "Of course I have time tonight, but you... are you ready?"
Sitting carelessly next to Bai Wenmo, the delicate voice on the phone made Bai Wenmo's expression visibly gloomy, "My one? Haha, don't make trouble, I don't know what to do... I'll see you tonight."
After hanging up the phone, Wei Zonggong was still smiling.
"Brother," Bai Wenmo tried his best to restrain the gnashing of teeth in his voice, "You seem to be very happy."
"Ah?" Wei Zonggong blurted out, "Indeed."
After eating the Scrophulariaceae with strawberries, he laughed inexplicably.
"Okay, okay," Wei Zonggong didn't know that all his acts of death had been recorded, "Brother has something to do tonight, Xiaobai's dinner is in the refrigerator, as for you," Wei Zonggong said to Scrophulariaceae with a piece of debt Slap in the face, "Hungry!"
Scrophulariaceae slowly moved the fork in his hand.
murderous look!
Wei Zonggong turned his head abruptly, but only saw two bright smiling faces.
It's my young master who thinks too much... right...
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Wei Zonggong, who returned home smelling of alcohol and hickey marks, saw a messy home and two fake lolitas with injuries.
Xiaobai Wenmo's white dress has been torn with several holes, and there are large bloodstains all over it.And Bai Wenmo himself was covered in wounds, and his nose was still bleeding.
As for the other little Scrophulariaceae, the pink floral skirt he was wearing before has turned into rags. He is now wearing Wei Zonggong's white shirt, and his ponytails are so messed up that he can't look directly at him, but he still looks unconscious , looking at Wei Zonggong with a bright smile.
Wei Zonggong sobered up almost instantly.
He didn't even look at the little Scrophulariaceae, but ran to Xiaobai Wenmo's side and wiped his blood in a hurry, "He has bullied you." Wei Zonggong frowned, "I shouldn't have left you alone with him." at home……"
Bai Wenmo sobbed a few times in aggrieved, it's a pity that his acting skills are not as good as the best actor.
Scrophulariaceae glanced at him, with a half-smile.
Tilting his head, Scrophulariaceae hooked the corners of his mouth, but there was no smile in his eyes, "Xiao Wei~ This is partial~"
"Scrophulariaceae!" Wei Zonggong stared at the small version of Dark Matter, "You can't just see Xiaobai being so cute, and want the Overlord to attack..."
It's not so much about education, it's more like complaining, "Why did I forget that you have been asking for Xiaobai for so many years, now I put you two together, *, ah, no, the moon is dark and the wind is high, it doesn't seem right, anyway, You can't hold back the longing in your heart..."
He patted Scrophulariaceae on the shoulder, "As expected of a man of action, even though he is still a little pup..."
Bai Wenmo stopped crying.
Scrophulariaceae was amused by Wei Zonggong, and it was rare to appear a little real, and the gloom just now dissipated a lot.
"Still laughing," Wei Zonggong turned his gaze back to Bai Wenmo, "Does Xiaobai hurt?"
"...It doesn't hurt anymore." These three words sound helpless no matter how they sound.
"Ah, it's fine if it doesn't hurt, just let me introduce you." Wei Zonggong let go of him, stood up and opened the door, "Brother brought you my sister-in-law back!"
"..."
Standing at the door was a woman with black-rimmed glasses. When she saw the two in the room, she was surprised and quickly calmed down.
"Hello, kids."
"..."
Little Bai Wenmo and Little Scrophulariae moved in very the same way, pushing the woman out of the door, slamming the door shut, and then turned their heads to stare at Wei Zonggong silently.
"Hey! Disrespectful brat!" Wei Zonggong hesitated for a second, then straightened up immediately, "Open the door for your sister-in-law."
In the next second, Wei Zonggong witnessed with his own eyes how the fake loli turned into a tall and slender young man in no time.
After seeing the two faces clearly, Wei Zonggong rushed to the bedroom quickly, and then locked the bedroom door without hesitation.
came back? !
Did you make a mistake!
Help ah ah ah ah ah!
Wei Zonggong's mind went blank.
"Xiao Wei~" The beautiful face in front of him completely suppressed his screams, and Scrophulariae slowly brushed his long hair, smiling brightly, "You are really amazing~"
"You!" Wei Zonggong was about to ask #你怎么进入的# when he saw the big hole in the door.
Bai Wenmo smiled like a spring breeze, but walked towards him bit by bit, "Master, are you ready?"
No!
Absolutely not!
Come on!kill!
The tears shed now are the water in my head when I tried to die.
Wei Zonggong.Condolences.
Scene: present world.
Premise: He Wei Zonggong and Scrophulariae Scrophulariae switch back to their bodies, and all members travel through the present world
"Kill him! Kill him!" The voice shook the sky, and the surroundings were full of thick darkness. Those voices haunted him and could not go away.
He stood on a high place, looked down, and suddenly a large piece of crimson gushed out of the darkness, staining his clothes bloody.He lowered his head and looked at his hands, but only saw bones.
"The crime is serious...the devil...be punished...death is not a pity...revenge..." These voices were intermittent, but what remained unchanged in the tone was the deep-rooted murderous intent and hatred.
Lifting his head, he looked around.It's still the same darkness, I can't see a single figure, but I can feel those eyes projected on me, with resentment, despair, anger...
He stood alone in this darkness, facing the malice and murderous intent from all around.
They all want him to die.
They all hated him and feared him.
Ahh, it's really boring.
All... all gone.
He opened his eyes abruptly, and there was still bloody killing intent in Scrophulariae's eyes.There was darkness around him, making him unable to distinguish between reality and dream for a moment.The body was tense due to vigilance, and the pupils were bottomless blackness.
"……Well……"
Suddenly, an arm rested on his body.The temperature of the man's body was transmitted, and the soft breath hit the ear, Scrophulariaceae blinked, and slowly relaxed his body.
Ah, what a nasty dream~
Thinking of this, Scrophulariae turned sideways and looked at the sleeping person beside him.The man just now seemed to be made uncomfortable by the coercion he unintentionally released, his brows were slightly wrinkled, and the corners of his mouth were tightly pursed.
The corners of Scrophulariaceae's mouth curled up unconsciously.
Good night vision ability allowed him to clearly see the sleeping face of that person. When the handsome face fell asleep, there was an inexplicable sense of alienation.However, the arm on his body turned that alienation into a little dependence and intimacy.
Xiao Wei... seems to be sleeping soundly.
Scrophulariaceae thought so, and kicked the people around him to the ground in the next second.
"Huh?" Wei Zonggong who was suddenly kicked awake was stunned.
It took me a long time to sit on the ground before I realized it. I fumbled to turn on the light, rubbed my sleepy eyes, and said in a nasal voice, "What's wrong?"
"Xiao Wei~ I'm having a nightmare, I'm so scared~" Scrophulariaceae lay on his side, looking at Wei Zonggong with a half-smile, "But Xiao Wei fell asleep on his own, that's too much~"
Wei Zonggong lay back on the bed in a daze, turned off the light, apparently still half asleep.He reached out and hugged Scrophulariaceae in his arms like a pillow, patted it lightly with one hand, and said vaguely, "Hey, sleep..."
While talking, Wei Zonggong fell asleep again.Scrophulariaceae was hugged by him, buried in his arms, listening to his heartbeat, suddenly felt that his mood improved.
Close your eyes, the curvature of the mouth becomes real.Stretching out his hand, he pressed himself closer to that body, immersing himself in that person's temperature.
A night without dreams.
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Slowly opened his eyes, Wei Zonggong was still not quite awake.The temperature in his arms gradually drew his attention back, starting with the delicate and smooth skin, Wei Zonggong subconsciously touched it a few times, then rubbed the black hair on the side of his neck, and let out a comfortable sigh.
Eh!
The next second, he sat up in a jerk.Quickly moving away from the person who was just eating tofu as a pillow, he rolled and fell off the bed.
With his eyes closed, after a long time of mental construction, he dared to slowly open his eyes and look at the person on the bed.
What caught the eye was a peacefully sleeping face, without a mask-like smile, with eyelashes drooping, against the perfect and delicate facial features, adding a kind of almost trance-like beauty.The black hair was spread softly on the bed, and the breath was full of bewitching intoxication.
As a serious face control, Wei Zonggong was dumbfounded.
Picking up the mobile phone placed by the bed, snapped a few photos, and then closed the phone in satisfaction.
Looking back at the man, Wei Zonggong squatted beside the bed, and then admired the beauty's sleeping face.
strangeness……
Scrophulariaceae would actually wake up later than me?
Wei Zonggong, who wakes up from kissing the ground every day, expressed that it was strange for him to wake up naturally after falling asleep today.
and many more!
Shouldn't the young master feel rejoiced!
Why do you feel uncomfortable not being awakened by that violence? !
Could it be... the young master was really raised by him to be a shivering m! ! !
This conjecture made Wei Zonggong cover his face deeply.
It has been almost half a year since he came back from that cheating world, that is to say, he has been forced to live with the Scrophulariaceae boss for so long.
Think about the days when I got along with Scrophulariaceae...
I feel...it's a miracle that I survived, orz
Regarding his life in dire straits, Wei Zonggong couldn't help lighting a candle for himself.
And the culprit... actually fell asleep with an innocent face...
Gritting his teeth, he stretched out his hand, but when he was about to touch that person, he retracted it, and made a beating gesture resentfully from the air.
Young master is not cowardly!
Cut... well, the young master is just cowardly!
If you have the guts, go up and help the young master beat him!
I am not responsible for being killed!
Thinking of this, Wei Zonggong stood up, intending to keep out of sight.
As soon as he turned around, a hoarse voice came, "Well, that's all~"
Wei Zonggong's movements froze, and he quickly turned around. Facing the smiling expression of that person, Wei Zonggong subconsciously took a step back.
"I thought Xiao Wei would be in a difficult situation." Scrophulariae lay on his side on the bed, propped his head on one hand, and yawned, "Come here~"
Wei Zonggong covered his chest with his hands, his expression was like a big girl with yellow flowers who was about to be raped [beep].
"Haha." Scrophulariaceae was amused, "Xiao Wei~ Don't worry, I'm not interested in your body."
You are making fun of me!
It was your essence to be so happy and daring before!
The traces on the young master's body are all hallucinations, ha!
"Scrophulariae, let me tell you, I...uh...well, I'm here..." The righteous words at the beginning, in the increasingly bright smile of Scrophulariaceae, turned into the umpteenth time Dog-leg flattery.
Enough!
Might as well be dead!
Sure enough, he was pressed on the bed, and it was estimated that he would enjoy the unlubricated silver gun again, Wei Zonggong was crying in his heart.
Unexpectedly, Scrophulariaceae just kissed his neck, and didn't seem to want to continue.
Eh?Is this thing really transsexual...
"what!"
The next second after thinking this way, there was a sharp pain in his shoulder.
This soul is weak!
How dare you bite the young master!
Licking the blood stained on his lips, Scrophulariae happily looked at the tooth marks deepened by himself, let go of Wei Zonggong, and threw him off the bed naturally.
Wei Zonggong fell to the ground, not knowing whether he should rub Keqing's knee first or cover his bleeding neck first.
"Xiao Wei is injured~" Scrophulariaceae sat up from the bed, his flawless body looming in the wide nightgown.With one leg resting on the bed, he didn't care about the exposed spring light, Scrophulariae tilted his head, as if concerned, "Why are you so careless~"
... This guy is seducing again.
fall!It's amazing to have a beauty shell!
Young Master's injuries are almost all the work of your bastard!
Wei Zonggong glared at him, stood up with some effort, and looked at him without saying a word.
Scrophulariaceae squinted his eyes, and the smile on the corner of his mouth faded a little, Wei Zonggong faltered instantly, turned around and wanted to run, but the voice behind him froze in place.
"Xiao Wei is going to buy medicine, don't get lost..." Scrophularia yawned lazily.He was rarely tired today, and his voice was a little different from usual.
Wei Zonggong was a little strange, but he didn't think deeply.
Scrophulariae closed his eyes again, and seemed to have fallen asleep again.
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"Damn it!" Wei Zonggong sat in the car cursing, and really had no intention of getting out of the car.The co-pilot placed a plastic bag containing all kinds of medicines just bought from the pharmacy.
Shrinking his neck and moving the scarf up, Wei Zonggong sighed expressionlessly.
The blood on the neck had coagulated.
It really... hurts like hell.
Lowering his eyes, he was a little dazed for a moment.
Thinking of the dark matter at home, Wei Zonggong's eyelids twitched.
I really have the urge to die!
Such a miserable life!
The wound on the neck was painful.
Wei Zonggong lowered his head and sat alone in the car, thinking about something, but the loneliness lingering around him was suffocating.
This little fresh mood was interrupted by a bell.
Wei Zonggong maintained a sad expression, pressed the call button, and then... changed his face in a second, and his smile should not be too bright.
"Ah, my dear, you finally think of me!" His eyes were shining brightly, "A date? Of course I have time! If you don't have time, you have to make time... Mmm... It's still the same place... Washing Wait for me in vain! 5 minutes!"
With an exaggerated smile, Wei Zonggong didn't feel the pain from the wound on his neck at all now, and he was revived instantly full of blood and blue.
Simply sticking the wound stickers he just bought on the side of his neck, Wei Zonggong threw the mobile phone on the passenger seat, stretched his arms, and then kicked the accelerator and rushed out.
What the Scrophulariaceae boss said about 'don't get lost' has been forgotten by Wei Zonggong, not even a scum was left behind.
So...Wei Zonggong...
You suffer from domestic violence every day...you really can't blame others...
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"Ah!!!!!!!" A scream pierced the morning.
And the screaming owner, Wei Zonggong who had not returned all night and smelled of alcohol, was pointing at the person on the bed with a trembling finger, his eyes wide open, unable to speak a word.
This, this, this...
Wei Zonggong's mind went blank.
After a while, a roar came out of his mouth, "Scrophulariaceae is such a weak soul! Even children are not spared!"
That's right, the one kneeling on the bed, judging by her figure, was a girl of seven or eight years old.She lowered her head, her long black hair hanging down, covering her face.She was covered with a white quilt, and shrank her body, as if she was too scared to speak.
In Wei Zonggong's roar, something seemed to catch her attention.She raised her head slightly, and looked at Wei Zonggong timidly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No, I have to leave, let's go now!" Wei Zonggong squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, muttering to himself as if trying to escape reality, "I don't know him, I don't know him..."
"Brother..." The child's childish voice reached Wei Zonggong's ears.
Wei Zonggong raised his head abruptly, and sat on the ground exaggeratedly, but his eyes never dared to look at the child, "That... don't cry... that... I, I, I..."
and many more.
I am not the scum who kidnapped children!
Why do you have a guilty conscience!
"Ahem, that... little friend, abduct... ah, no, the darkness that brought you home as a guest... uh, where did that kind brother go? May I take you home?" Wei Zonggong tried his best to let My smile is like a spring breeze.
His flattering expression made the child show a pure smile, "Thank you brother."
"No thanks...uh..." Wei Zonggong suddenly felt that the child in front of him looked familiar no matter how he looked.
Unconsciously, he walked forward, stretched out his hand to touch the long hair, and carefully looked at the child's facial features, Wei Zonggong's hands began to shake again.
No way……
This kind of god unfolds...
Scrophulariaceae, he actually...
Yes, child, son, yes! ! !
This scum!
Don't think that the young master won't be blackened!
Your *wen's general attack actually went to the bg line!
How are you!
Please allow me... to light a candle for the girl who gave birth to a monkey for you...
The children are so old, it seems that the relationship between the two is still very good...
Hey, isn't the young master just becoming a mistress?
No, no, the young master has nothing to do with him...
Wei Zonggong's brain hole opened wider and wider.
Until a keyword flashes.
The child... is this old?
its not right!Children can't be this big!
At that time, Scrophulariaceae was still in the middle school of that world!Still falling in love with the little white prince!I'm still playing prison play and can't stop!
A gentle force slowly tugged at his sleeve, Wei Zonggong lowered his head, but only saw the child's lowered eyes, looking a little cowardly and cowering, "...Brother, where is this?"
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"Pfft..." Wei Zonggong covered his mouth and held back his laughter desperately, but the trembling shoulders were obviously not convincing.
Standing in front of him was a little loli with twin ponytails.
The long black hair hangs down, although it is not too symmetrical, but with the delicate face of the little lolita, there is no sense of disobedience.
She was wearing a pink dress, the logo hadn't been taken off yet, it was obviously a new dress she had just bought, and the same pink leather shoes had small flowers on them, full of girlish air.
The little loli lowered her head, her hands timidly grabbed the lace on the skirt, her double ponytails were like rabbit ears, expressing her master's emotions.
"Hahahaha..." Wei Zonggong finally couldn't hold it anymore, and laughed while clutching his stomach, "Haha, there is no sense of disobedience... Scrophulariaceae hahaha..."
That's right.This little loli...is Scrophulariae.
To be more precise, I don't know why it turned into a child's scrophulariaceae.
Not just physically, but mentally as well.Completely new to the world and don't know anyone...
According to this little Scrophulariaceae himself, he lost his way in Zhuli Palace before, and then he came to that room as soon as he opened his eyes.
Wei Zonggong, who learned about this, began to take a bad breath.
Ever since, the little Scrophulariaceae dressed up as a little lolita was freshly released.
"Brother Wei..." He lowered his eyes and expressed his thanks in a sincere voice, "...Thank you for buying me new clothes..."
Wei Zonggong wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes while rubbing his belly that hurt from laughing, "Haha, as long as you like it..."
"I like it." Scrophulariae still lowered his head, his voice was very low, "It's the first time someone...buys me clothes..."
Wei Zonggong's smile froze for a moment.
Thinking of the large and small wounds on the child's body that he saw when he changed clothes just now, Wei Zonggong's heart was inexplicably complicated.
"If you knew me before, you'd forgive me now."
Sure enough, every boss...has a tragic past...
I will definitely treat you well...
Weird!
Can you reinstall the watch?
This is how your Nissan Xuanlin was cheated to death by you!
There are too many people with a dark history, those protagonists who have three upright views, which one does not have a history of suffering!
can only say……
Even if the boss has no black history, he will eventually become a boss...
So... Wei Zonggong, what a pity you are!
Well, in fact, Wei Zonggong just didn't want to admit that when he gave this child medicine, he felt so uncomfortable.
Wait... why is the young master so entangled here!
Isn't this a good opportunity to get rid of this small version of dark matter! ! !
Wei Zonggong stroked his chin, thinking about it to himself, so he didn't see the flash of interest in the eyes of this child who was spoofed by him as a loli and who had no sense of disobedience at all.
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The man sitting at the desk was wearing a solid suit and was looking at the documents on the table.There was no expression on his face, but it made people feel extra soft.The sunlight shone on him through the floor-to-ceiling windows, making him seem to be surrounded by a touch of gold, like a god.
--jingle.
He pressed the button, and a formulaic female voice sounded, "Mr. Bai, he is here."
Almost immediately, the man evoked a smile.
In the next second, the door of the office was pushed open.
"Xiaobai, it's you outside the door..."
Before Wei Zonggong finished speaking, someone had already swooped over.
Wei Zonggong, who had to feel the real bear hug every time, stretched out his hand and patted the man's back with difficulty, "Calm down, Bai Wenmo."
"My lord, I miss you so much."
"...Hey, it seems like we met yesterday."
Speaking of this, Wei Zonggong obviously saw that Bai Wenmo's expression became more resentful.
"The king... was obviously so happy last night, and he insisted on leaving this morning..." He hugged Wei Zonggong with increasing strength, "Do you hate me? It must be, the king abandoned..." At the end, His voice dropped visibly.
"Absolutely not!!!"
I always feel that this product is going to be blackened again!
What kind of trouble is going to be blackened if there is a disagreement!
"That, Bai Wenmo," Wei Zonggong stared into his eyes, "I won't leave you."
Bai Wenmo looked back blankly, and for a moment, nodded with a smile, "Yeah!"
Emma... scared the young master to death...
When the crisis was lifted, Wei Zonggong was really relieved.
I thought I would be pushed to the ground on the spot...
Wei Zonggong refused to recall the bloody and tearful lessons that happened several times before.
"Xiao Wei...brother~"
Still timid, the two looked in that direction, and there was a certain fake loli with an innocent face.
Bai Wenmo frowned almost immediately.
"Xiaobai, Xiaobai," Wei Zonggong patted his chest showing off, "My son! Uh...that's impossible! Calm down!"
Fuck, I clearly felt the murderous intent just now!
"My lord, don't make jokes," Bai Wenmo said with a gentle smile, "I will take it seriously."
"sorry qaq"
"Okay," Bai Wenmo withdrew his gaze, and put his arms around Wei Zonggong's waist, "Master, I..." He blushed, but his movements were unscientific, "...come to sleep."
Hey!
Are these the only things on your mind!
As expected of the protagonist of the meat article, let me go!
"Little~Wei~Brother~Brother~"
Tilting his head, the twin ponytails are as cute as the drooping rabbit ears, but the smile on that face will only make Wei Zonggong's back feel cold.
"Bai Wenmo!"
At this time, Wei Zonggong was pushed onto the sofa by Bai Wenmo, and he took off his clothes very quickly, and it seemed that he was going to be harmonious.
"There are children! Hey! Uh!" Wei Zonggong grabbed the only fabric left by him and did not let go, "What should I do if I teach a bad child! Stop it! Mmm..."
Bai Wenmo's smile was very gentle, but his movements didn't mean to stop at all.
Um.This is coercion.
And it's forced by aboveboard.
His lips held the side neck of the person under him, but when he saw a tooth mark, the strength in his hand increased again.
"It hurts!" Wei Zonggong was covered in cold sweat, "Don't...in vain..."
The words were blocked back into his mouth, his tongue was entangled, and Wei Zonggong felt in horror that there was something protruding outside him somewhere.
!
Bai Wenmo, you don't lubricate the young master!
Hardly, it will kill people!
Besides, you will be in pain too!
Just like this, I still squeeze in every time!
You are simply perverted!
Can you die if you improve your bed skills a little bit!
Every time I have to kill half of my life!
The barrage that drifted wildly turned into Wei Zonggong's roar—"You are so dull!"
The action stopped.
Wei Zonggong was about to continue to say something, when he saw that the person on top of him was getting smaller little by little. On the contrary, his hair was getting longer...
In the end, he stares at a certain little boy.
"Uh……"
"Wow!" a child cried.
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"Ahem, that, Bai..." Wei Zonggong suppressed the smile at the corner of his mouth, "Wen Mo, you don't remember anything?"
Well, in front of him, another fake loli appeared.
She was dressed in a pure white dress, which made her pear-blossoming and rainy face even more charming.Xiaobai Wenmo pulled his hair, seemed to be very frightened, his eyes dodged.
"Um……"
Wei Zonggong smirked.
Cool!
It's so cool!
He looked at the tearful little Bai Wenmo in front of him, and then at the little Scrophulariaceae with two ponytails sitting in the corner, the corners of his mouth were grinning almost to the base of his ears.
Retribution!
Let you all be so perverted!
The young master will definitely return and repay you well!
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"You didn't eat!"
Wei Zonggong was lying on his back on the sofa watching TV at this time, the little loli who was standing behind him and was massaging his shoulders pursed his lips, showing some helplessness in his eyes.
"Ah~" Another little loli with twin ponytails who was sitting next to him, smiling like a flower, handed strawberries to his mouth, but took them back before he was about to eat them.
"Disobedient!" Wei Zonggong glared at him, the Scrophularia ginseng shrunk and still had the same bad taste, "Master beat you."
The other miniature version of Bai Wenmo stopped massaging, and hugged him instead, rubbing and rubbing.
It's clearly saying #我很很很obedient#.
"Come on baby," Wei Zonggong pinched his little cheek frivolously, and raised his head, "Brother loves you very much tonight."
The pseudo-loli blushed, blinked her eyes, and stole a scent on his lips very accurately.
Wow~Little White Rabbit~
Wei Zonggong is simply refreshed, he doesn't have to worry about being blackened suddenly, he doesn't have to worry about being slapped, and he doesn't have to worry about various plays...
He stood up abruptly, then hugged Xiao Bai Wenmo who was still wearing a snow-white dress, and sat back on the sofa again, letting Xiao Bai Wenmo sit on his lap.
Wei Zonggong stopped watching TV, and began to tease the little white rabbit intently.
"Why are you so cute, huh?"
"……elder brother……"
"Would you like to feel comfortable... Ah!" Suddenly there was a sharp pain in his arm, Wei Zonggong looked down, and blood had already appeared.
The culprit was smiling brightly at him, and by the way... raised the bloody fork in his hand.
"Xiao Wei~" Although the little Scrophulariaceae still has double ponytails, it is more weird than cute, "Aren't I cute~"
"..." Scrophulariaceae boss, do you really know what cuteness means?
"Ah, brother, you are bleeding..." Xiaobai Wenmo panicked, "It hurts."
Wei Zonggong looked at the worried little face, and instantly felt no pain. He kissed the side of his cheek with a 'baji', "Xiaobai, you're going to kill me." Mood, "It doesn't look like the future... Ahem, let's not mention that blackened madman."
Bai Wenmo's smile froze for a moment, but Wei Zonggong didn't notice it.
Looking sideways, he started to eat strawberries on his own, but he was already staring at his little crocodile. Wei Zonggong somehow felt that those strawberries seemed to be his future self...
bah bah bah!
Illusion illusion!
Thinking of Little Scrophulariae's current force value, Wei Zonggong became stiff again, "Little Xuanzi," he reached out and poked Little Scrophulariae's forehead, "Look at you, you are so bad, I will throw you away tonight gone."
Well, Wei Zonggong has no sense of guilt at all for bullying children.
Scrophulariaceae's smile widened.
Wei Zonggong froze in place subconsciously.
In just the next second, this stiffness turned into shock.
"You! What are you doing undressing!"
The fake loli with twin ponytails looked innocent, "I want to curry favor with Xiao Wei~"
"Brother Zonggong," Wei Zonggong's eyes were tightly covered by the hands of little Bai Wenmo in his arms, but it couldn't stop his three views from being broken, "Also, wait...put on your clothes!"
His eyes were covered by Bai Wenmo, so he didn't know that the two harmless children he thought were making eye contact.
"Brother, he..." The hand covering his eyes was removed, and he was facing Xiao Bai Wenmo's face that was about to cry.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid," Wei Zonggong patted his head and smoothed his hair, "It's okay now." By the way, he gave the fake loli who was okay like a normal person a hard look.
Enjoying Wei Zonggong's comfort, Bai Wenmo narrowed his eyes comfortably.
At this time, the phone rang, Wei Zonggong put Bai Wenmo on the sofa, and turned around to get the mobile phone he had forgotten in the kitchen.
Bai Wenmo who was sitting on the sofa, the faint blush on his face and the smile at the corner of his mouth disappeared bit by bit.
Looking blankly at Scrophulariaceae, who was lazily leaning on the sofa beside him, his voice was still a child's voice, but it was no longer innocent, "You don't have amnesia either."
Scrophulariae was noncommittal, picked up another strawberry, and smiled, "Same as Xiaobai~"
The two looked at each other, then looked away at the same time.
Why lie to Wei Zonggong?
Wei Zonggong can't do anything with children, at most it's a prank level, if an adult uses a child's body...
Well, definitely won't admit it.
"Hey, haha," Wei Zonggong seemed to be in a good mood with the phone in one hand, "Of course I have time tonight, but you... are you ready?"
Sitting carelessly next to Bai Wenmo, the delicate voice on the phone made Bai Wenmo's expression visibly gloomy, "My one? Haha, don't make trouble, I don't know what to do... I'll see you tonight."
After hanging up the phone, Wei Zonggong was still smiling.
"Brother," Bai Wenmo tried his best to restrain the gnashing of teeth in his voice, "You seem to be very happy."
"Ah?" Wei Zonggong blurted out, "Indeed."
After eating the Scrophulariaceae with strawberries, he laughed inexplicably.
"Okay, okay," Wei Zonggong didn't know that all his acts of death had been recorded, "Brother has something to do tonight, Xiaobai's dinner is in the refrigerator, as for you," Wei Zonggong said to Scrophulariaceae with a piece of debt Slap in the face, "Hungry!"
Scrophulariaceae slowly moved the fork in his hand.
murderous look!
Wei Zonggong turned his head abruptly, but only saw two bright smiling faces.
It's my young master who thinks too much... right...
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Wei Zonggong, who returned home smelling of alcohol and hickey marks, saw a messy home and two fake lolitas with injuries.
Xiaobai Wenmo's white dress has been torn with several holes, and there are large bloodstains all over it.And Bai Wenmo himself was covered in wounds, and his nose was still bleeding.
As for the other little Scrophulariaceae, the pink floral skirt he was wearing before has turned into rags. He is now wearing Wei Zonggong's white shirt, and his ponytails are so messed up that he can't look directly at him, but he still looks unconscious , looking at Wei Zonggong with a bright smile.
Wei Zonggong sobered up almost instantly.
He didn't even look at the little Scrophulariaceae, but ran to Xiaobai Wenmo's side and wiped his blood in a hurry, "He has bullied you." Wei Zonggong frowned, "I shouldn't have left you alone with him." at home……"
Bai Wenmo sobbed a few times in aggrieved, it's a pity that his acting skills are not as good as the best actor.
Scrophulariaceae glanced at him, with a half-smile.
Tilting his head, Scrophulariaceae hooked the corners of his mouth, but there was no smile in his eyes, "Xiao Wei~ This is partial~"
"Scrophulariaceae!" Wei Zonggong stared at the small version of Dark Matter, "You can't just see Xiaobai being so cute, and want the Overlord to attack..."
It's not so much about education, it's more like complaining, "Why did I forget that you have been asking for Xiaobai for so many years, now I put you two together, *, ah, no, the moon is dark and the wind is high, it doesn't seem right, anyway, You can't hold back the longing in your heart..."
He patted Scrophulariaceae on the shoulder, "As expected of a man of action, even though he is still a little pup..."
Bai Wenmo stopped crying.
Scrophulariaceae was amused by Wei Zonggong, and it was rare to appear a little real, and the gloom just now dissipated a lot.
"Still laughing," Wei Zonggong turned his gaze back to Bai Wenmo, "Does Xiaobai hurt?"
"...It doesn't hurt anymore." These three words sound helpless no matter how they sound.
"Ah, it's fine if it doesn't hurt, just let me introduce you." Wei Zonggong let go of him, stood up and opened the door, "Brother brought you my sister-in-law back!"
"..."
Standing at the door was a woman with black-rimmed glasses. When she saw the two in the room, she was surprised and quickly calmed down.
"Hello, kids."
"..."
Little Bai Wenmo and Little Scrophulariae moved in very the same way, pushing the woman out of the door, slamming the door shut, and then turned their heads to stare at Wei Zonggong silently.
"Hey! Disrespectful brat!" Wei Zonggong hesitated for a second, then straightened up immediately, "Open the door for your sister-in-law."
In the next second, Wei Zonggong witnessed with his own eyes how the fake loli turned into a tall and slender young man in no time.
After seeing the two faces clearly, Wei Zonggong rushed to the bedroom quickly, and then locked the bedroom door without hesitation.
came back? !
Did you make a mistake!
Help ah ah ah ah ah!
Wei Zonggong's mind went blank.
"Xiao Wei~" The beautiful face in front of him completely suppressed his screams, and Scrophulariae slowly brushed his long hair, smiling brightly, "You are really amazing~"
"You!" Wei Zonggong was about to ask #你怎么进入的# when he saw the big hole in the door.
Bai Wenmo smiled like a spring breeze, but walked towards him bit by bit, "Master, are you ready?"
No!
Absolutely not!
Come on!kill!
The tears shed now are the water in my head when I tried to die.
Wei Zonggong.Condolences.
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