Ayanokouji always wants me to confess

I think Ayanokoji's tone of voice makes it sound like we're on a pink-bubble date, and I let them kick my head.

I suspect they all think that Ayanokouji doesn't know what a date means.

As a barber, I decided to bar him.

"Do you know what a straight man of steel is?"

Ayanokōji glanced at me, with the kind of indifference that doesn't turn her head, just rolls her eyes.The golden-brown pupils are looking at me without warmth like glass.

"..."

I'm afraid of you.

Can I bend and stretch?

"So, what do you want me to do?"

I put the backpack back on my body and asked with the pocket of my coat.

"Two things."

Ayanokouji said as he led me towards the ramen shop.

I didn't think much of it, maybe he was hungry.

"First, what happened to you and Sakura today?"

"Second, let's do something about expectation management today."

The female clerk who took the menu thought that Ayanokōji and I were talking about something very important, and couldn't help but take two steps back when I heard "management": "Do you want to talk first or order first?"

No, no, no, we're not talking about anything fancy.

I stretched out my hand to call the clerk back, and Ayanokōji's cold voice rose.

"Order."

As soon as the voice fell, I saw the female shop assistant's face turn red, and her eyes unconsciously stared at Ayanokōji.

"..."

Inexplicably a little unhappy.

In order to divert my attention, I braced my chin, stared at the poster next to the store and began to study what was written on it. My mind was full of the chat records of the girls I saw.

Probably when I started school and had a good relationship with Kushida, the girls had already ranked the boys in the grade by their looks.At that time, Ayanokōji was ranked in the top five because she looked gloomy, acted low-key and had no sense of presence.Recently, he performed well at the sports festival, and his ranking suddenly squeezed into the top three.At this time, Ayanokōji talked more about abstinence, and his voice was cold.

"It's hard for a boy like Ayanokōji to be attacked by others, but once he falls in love, it's really amazing to imagine how he will be persistent and focused on his lover, as well as blushing when he is emotional. Can't take it."

When I looked at the chat log, I chewed it over and over again.

He is really unbearable when he is a boyfriend, and the whole thing is a rigid dean.

Ayanokōji didn't care about the clerk's expression either. After taking the menu, he ordered two sets of tonkotsu ramen and ordered a cup of red bean matcha ice after ordering.When I heard that it was my favorite red bean matcha ice, I thought it was time to serve it on the table, but he said it was for himself and let me watch him eat.I planted some viruses in his cell phone today.If this kind of person doesn't love girls, he will be taught a lesson.

"Who is the matcha ice cream for?"

Ayanokouji poured two glasses of water, one in front of me and the other in front of herself.

"It depends on your performance."

Is there a reward system?

"We can start talking."

Ayanokouji sat upright.

I thought carefully about what happened today, and concluded: "I have nothing to do with Sakura, but we have a better relationship."

"Is that why you hug each other?" Ayanokōji was very dissatisfied with my general answer.

"I like her, she's so sweet." I said bluntly, "And she smells delicious, and she's very soft to hold, so she can fall down at any time."

Ling Xiaolu's eyes were frozen like ice in an instant.

I just recalled it from that feeling, when I met his eyes, my whole scalp was numb.

"... Is there a problem? My senior sister and I often hug each other."

"I see."

Ayanokōji seemed to have thought of something, tapped the table with his index finger, and said directly without giving anyone a chance to see through his thoughts.

"Next question, expectations management."

"To whom? In what direction?"

I mean, what about me to him?Or is he going to treat me?

The so-called expectation management is a psychological strategy applied to interpersonal relationships based on people's expectation psychology.

For example, if your parents want you to be in the top ten in the class, and you get the first place in the grade, they will be overjoyed, won't they?But if you boast that it is easy to be the first in the grade, they will look forward to your performance next time, but if you take the second grade in the next exam, they will think that you are not working hard enough.

"Both ways."

Ayanokouji continued.

"Okay, let me tell you what are your expectations?"

I actually think this is also good, knowing what the other party wants.

Expectation value management is difficult to say, but easy to say.But the most important thing is to understand the psychological expectations of the other party.

"First, don't get too close with the opposite sex or the same sex. As for the opposite sex, I think you are too close to Miyake. Besides, don't contact Mr. Hirata in private. As for the same sex, also restrain your behavior. I heard that you still I will sleep with your sister, please be sensible."

"..."

Why am I not sensible

This is the expression of close family relationship!

"Second, don't always avoid me and ignore me on purpose. For example, you will deliberately avoid my sight, and always choose the seat farthest from me. You should pay attention to these."

"third……"

Seeing Ayanokōji talking endlessly, I quickly stopped.

"Is this already a requirement?"

"This is what I expect from you, please do the above."

Ayanokōji told me seriously with a working attitude. In order to show that he is serious, his waist is straight now.Generally speaking, when he talks, he likes to slant his shoulders and make an outsider's expression out of the situation.At this time, he continued to say upright: "Sometimes your behavior makes me feel uncomfortable, especially the second point, so I hope to do as much as possible."

Why did I find it so funny when I heard the last sentence?

Is he jealous? !

When Ayanokōji saw me smiling, his expression darkened even more.

I ignored him and said directly: "Then let me talk about my expectations."

"Please."

This "please" made me laugh out loud.

Why is he so serious? !

"If you ask me out, don't call someone else. If you do, I will listen to you, a little more."

"What else?" Ayanokouji was still waiting.

Saying this kind of thing, and then doing it, it is just to complete the task.

If he does things according to his own ideas that are not in my mind, and makes me very surprised and happy, then that is true expectation management.

It doesn't make sense to say it.

"Nothing."

"You can't even tell the detailed requirements, it can only show that you don't understand anything."

"..."

Can I really not smoke him? !

"For example, you can ask me to treat you better."

Do you also know that you treat me badly?

By the way, how will Ayanokouji teach me to make a request with such a hand in hand.

Didn't he feel that the more he talks, the more holes he digs for himself?

this fool.

The matcha came on ice.

Ayanokouji handed the ice to me.

"Eat."

Why from this sentence, I have a strong sense of déjà vu that passers-by are feeding stray dogs?

I glanced at him and said, "Is this my reward for good behavior?"

"No, your performance is unqualified, I just want to treat you well." Ling Xiaolu continued to say, "Go back and reflect on what you did today."

I don't even know this is Yan?Or pet?

Anyway, he said it was edible, so I started to talk.After only two bites, the ramen was served.

"Why did you choose this?"

I'm actually pretty casual about what I eat, especially when I'm gaming, I sometimes just get through the day on drinks, so I'm just asking.

Ayanokōji said casually: "Didn't you keep looking at the posters in the store? Just now."

Eh--

Are you so careful?

I feel really conflicted sometimes.

Sometimes I feel that this person is not enlightened, doesn't understand anything, doesn't take others seriously, and when he complains about him madly, he always impresses you with all kinds of small things.Sometimes you feel that when he is observant and considerate, his straight man operation can make people mad.

Can't he maintain the same personality to the end?

I feel a little sorry for complaining about him too much.

So, I pushed the matcha ice in front of him and said, "Drink?"

Ayanokouji took a sip willingly and pushed it to me.

This reminds me that when I was playing alone with my dad when I was a child, he bought me a stick of ice cream. I thought it was delicious, so I put it in his mouth.He also didn't say anything, just took a bite and left it to me.That's when I thought my dad was very nice to me.It's not the kind of thing that I like to leave to me, but he obviously doesn't like to eat it, but because I really want to share it, he will cooperate with me to take a bite, which makes me very happy.

"Sometimes, I think you look like my father."

I am feeling.

This is the first time I have actively discussed my father, whom I love to hate, with someone.

However, just as I finished speaking, Ayanokouji who was eating noodles suddenly choked.

"???"