Glory

When Wei Xiao woke up, it was almost eleven o'clock.

He stretched his waist, habitually looked to the left, and saw the dark blackout curtains...

Eh?

Captain!

Oh no, it's the captain's bed!

Wei Xiao sat up with short hair, and was surprised to find that he slept in another bed.

Is this the captain's bed?Why did he sleep on the captain's bed!

Sleepwalking again?

Fuck!

Wei Xiao slapped his head.

He was indeed too tired yesterday. In the afternoon, he worked hard to score points for the top three in the standings; in the training match in the evening, he devoted [-]% of his energy to winning; in addition, the boss and the captain were mentally stimulated by one person And the hearty solo from the whole solo to three o'clock...

All things listed, Wei Xiao would be a ghost if he didn't sleepwalk!

So many years of experience told him that once the mind and body are tired at the same time, sleepwalking will stop.

it's over...

What did he do last night?

Climbed into the captain's bed again?

He didn't do anything beastly!

He frightenedly got up to wash his hands, brushing his teeth until he felt uneasy.

Wei Xiao is very aware of his sleepwalking urination.

He hugs people desperately, he will be whatever the octopus is.

Thanks to the captain, if this is a girl, he will have to take responsibility, get married and have children!

The picture was so scary that Wei Xiao was shocked.

After hastily washing his face, Wei Xiao sent a message to Lu Feng: "Captain, last night..."

Fuck, I don't know how to say it, so I posted it like this!

Lu Feng returned to him after a while: "Are you awake?"

Wei Xiao stared at these two words and looked again and again, but he couldn't understand that the captain was not angry.

Wei Xiao's eyes closed, his heart turned, and he went all out: "I didn't molested you last night, did I?"

If the captain feels disadvantaged, he will...

Give him a beating?

Lu Feng put down the document in his hand, pinched the center of his eyebrows: "Indecent?"

Wei Xiao gave him a popular science: "For example, holding you, touching you, kissing you..."

Lu Feng: "..."

Wei Xiao emphasized: "I don't remember anything!"

Lu Feng suppressed the enthusiasm that filled the upper half of his chest: "You still do these while sleepwalking?"

Afraid of scaring Lu Feng, Wei Xiao hurriedly explained: "Never, but I'm not sure if this somnambulism will escalate and mutate... Oh..." He came to his senses, "It seems that I didn't do anything!"

Lu Feng's fingers trembled slightly, and he typed the next line: "It's not like I didn't do anything."

Wei Xiao: "!"

Lu Feng remembered the youthful breath that blew in his ears yesterday, and said, "...kissed me on the face."

Wei Xiao: “……………………………”

Dead, at this very moment, there is a corpse of Wei in room 666.

The dying Wei Xiao desperately saved himself: "Captain!"

Lu Feng bent his lips: "Yes."

Wei Xiao: "I didn't mean to QAQ."

Lu Feng: "Oh."

Wei Xiao stared at these two toneless modal particles, and thought of it while being nervous!

He quickly stamped: "I see, I must have regarded you as a edamame. I love to hug it when I sleep at home, and I often poke its dog's head..."

After sending it out, Wei Xiao reacted belatedly.

He even compared the captain to a dog!

He actually regarded the Great Demon King Rongguang as a dick!

he……

Lu Feng: "Wei Xiao."

Wei Xiao: "Captain QwQ."

The big devil sent him five words of ruthlessness: "Go to bed early tonight."

Wei Xiao snapped and fell on the bed.

Woohoo, tonight's solo is gone!

What a big Solo, as big as three hours, flew away from his eyes!

When Bai Cai came to him for dinner, Wei Xiao turned his anger on him: "Old Bai!"

How eerie the sound was.

Bai Cai was taken aback by him: "You, what are you doing!"

Wei Xiao pulled him into the room, and the door slammed shut.

Bai Cai really became a little cabbage, he was startled: "What the hell are you doing!"

The Wei bandits approached him step by step until they pushed him to the base of the wall.

Cabbage: "You, you..."

With a bang, Brother Cai stood against the wall.

Wei Xiao picked up the hanger that he had prepared long ago: "Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist."

Bai Cai exploded: "What the hell are you doing so early in the morning, why don't you go to the entertainment circle with so many dramas!"

Wei Xiao pressed the hanger against his chest: "The captain told me all about it last night."

Bai Cai: "!"

say what?

To make Wei Xiao so crazy, what else can he say.

Captain, you hurt me!

Brother Cai, if he had known for a second earlier, he would not have thrown himself into the trap!

The desire to survive made Bai Cai's thoughts clear, his mouth was sharp, and he explained the ins and outs of the time clearly: "I didn't sell you! Absolutely not! Even if I have such a wicked heart, I don't have the courage! It's an accident, it's all fucking It was an accident, you made a replay video for Xiao Ningzi, I took a look after receiving it, and the captain just happened to hear your voice..."

Wei Xiao froze for a moment, feeling that Bai Cai was still 'resisting': "I stayed with the captain for three days and three nights, and it's the first time in two years that he can recognize me just by hearing my voice?"

Bai Cai: "How the hell would I know? You were so poor, and he asked me if I was Wei Xiao. I was scared to death, alright?"

Wei Xiao saw that he would not lie to others like this: "Really?"

Bai Cai said harshly: "I swear on all the deposits in my three bank cards!"

Wei Xiao: "..."

Brother Cai has a clear conscience: "If what I said is not true, let them be cleared overnight!"

Wei Xiao believed it, this poisonous curse was worse than taking Lao Bai's life, it seemed that he was not lying.

Bandit Wei tapped his palm lightly with the clothes hanger: "It's not entirely your fault."

Bai Cai breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that Wei Xiao would go crazy, if this kid took off the vest of Emperor Gua, Brother Cai would be livid in minutes.

Wei Xiao savored it carefully: "Okay, in the final analysis, I am too attractive."

Bai Cai: "..."

Wei Xiao said happily: "After two years apart, the captain will never forget me. I am really a sinful man."

Bai Cai: “……………” Fuck you!

Wei Xiao felt that he was not much worse than Brother Cai in Close's heart, and he was in a good mood, and he was pleasing to the eye when he saw Bai Cai: "Let's go, let's eat."

Bai Cai still ate a ghostly meal, and he was so scared that he was full!

When the two were walking towards the restaurant, they met Ning Zhehan.

As soon as Xiao Ningzi saw Wei Xiao, his curiosity frantically rushed over, "Brother Xiao!"

Wei Xiao was in a good mood, and the ending sound was raised: "Huh?"

Ning Zhehan chuckled: "Don't show off if you have a girlfriend!"

Wei Xiao: "..."

Bai Cai staggered and almost died in this corridor!

Ning Zhehan was thinking in his heart: "I heard Brother Cai said that she is very beautiful, and she is still working."

Wei Xiao looked at Bai Cai, and smiled subtly: "Well, it's very beautiful, so beautiful that you can't move your legs just by looking at it."

Ning Zhehan was startled: "Is it true or not? Could it be a star?"

Wei Xiao described it briefly: "He looks better than a celebrity, earns no less than a celebrity, and is good at taking care of others, but his personality is a bit cold..."

Ning Zhehan admired him: "Brother Xiao is awesome, you can find such a top-quality girlfriend!"

Wei Xiao waved his hand: "Fate is something that cannot be stopped."

Ning Zhehan admired him even more: "It seems that you two have a very good relationship."

Wei Xiao thought about the much-loved Brother Cai, and felt sour: "That must be, he values ​​me the most!"

Bai Cai knew him so well that he couldn't figure out what was going on with the jealousy inside and outside the words!

CloseIsn't it a sure thing that you value you? Why are you staring at me again? I dare to fight you for the captain!

Ning Zhehan didn't hear it at all, but just sighed: "That's great."

Wei Xiao said modestly, "It's okay."

Bai Cai: "..."

Last night, he thought he was embarrassed to see Wei Xiaofeng, he was really too young!

At the restaurant, they run into Gary again.

Gary also just came here, he saw Wei Xiao at first glance, his eyes spewed fire, he wished he didn't eat, and had a battle with him first.

Wei Xiao greeted him: "Good morning."

Gary replied to him in broken Chinese: "Look for (early)!"

Wei Xiao thought of the excellent performance of old G yesterday, and his heart itched: "Keep working hard today!"

Still want to fight with L&P, Wei Xiao, who lost several times, wants to win a round.

Gary remembered the oil he added yesterday, and became angry today: "I don't trust you anymore!"

This tone is like a little daughter-in-law who has been cheated by a scumbag.

Wei Xiao coaxed him: "Yesterday was an accident."

Gary: "You're a liar!"

Wei Xiao: "I really want to fight you."

The more Gary thought about it, the more angry he became: "You broke your promise and grew stronger!"

Wei Xiao: "...It's because I broke my promise and got fat."

If they really can break their promises and become strong, it is estimated that many boys will have to lie to others every day.

Gary couldn't understand the Chinese four-character idiom: "Anyway, I won't be fooled again!"

"This way..." Wei Xiao gave him a trick: "Old G, before you are free to get married, take a bath and change clothes, then burn incense and worship Buddha..."

Gary: "???"

Wei Xiao's move is really perfect: "...stack yourself with the Lucky Buf in advance, and you may be able to match FTW's starting lineup in the afternoon."

Gary didn't keep up with this rhythm: "I want to play a team game with you!"

Wei Xiao's eyes were full of caring for the little fool: "As long as you match us in the afternoon, you will hammer hard and hammer our FTW into a negative score. If you win the first L&P, can you do whatever you want with us?"

Old G: "..."

Bai Cai and Ning Zhehan who were watching: "..."

If the wall refuses to accept you, you will be convinced, what a fucking logic genius!

Yuan Ze, who came back from smoking a cigarette outside, listened.

Gary: "It seems a little..."

Yuan Laogou grabbed his own G Dasha: "Let's go."

Gary: "Eh..."

Yuan Ze's brain hurts: "Let's say that it takes six hours to replenish soldiers."

Gary: "..."

Wei Xiao told him, "Come on!"

Gary turned his head and remained silent.

Yuan Ze looked at other people's junglers, and then at his own jungler: "..."

FTW really picked up a treasure (crossed out) ghost this year!

When eating, Bai Cai, who has always been picky and picky, has been slow to move his chopsticks.

Wei Xiao looked at him: "What are you busy with?"

Bai Cai read the private message with a splitting headache.

Wei Xiao came over.

Brother Cai is editing Weibo, a long paragraph, like a small essay.

Oh, it is the daily CP of the Gua Emperor.

Wei Xiao was very curious: "Who are you messing with again?"

He took a cursory glance and was shocked!

"Old Bai, are you disgusting!"

Bai Cai: "..."

Opposite was Xiao Ningzi, and Bai Cai was afraid of being exposed, so he poked him on WeChat: "You fucking shut up!"

Wei Xiao was also afraid that Bai Cai would commit suicide, so he shut his mouth and typed: "You want to be ashamed, what is He Cai CP? Can we have some face by frying CP!"

Baicai thought to himself, you who take the initiative to do business have the nerve to talk about me!

Bai Cai continued to stamp: "Who made you stole the limelight yesterday, I was fucked by you and became a trending search!"

Wei Xiao replied to him: "Pay attention to the words, we are both innocent."

Bai Cai got nervous for no reason, and clicked withdraw—this line cannot be seen by the captain, and he would feel cold when he saw it.

The Weibo that Bai Cai is editing is a small essay about Quiet and White.

Last night, the FTW official blog officially announced the new jungler Quite, and Wei Xiao's name was also known to everyone.

So Heicai CP was born out of nowhere, occupying popular entries in minutes.

Wei Xiao and Bai Cai really don't know about the past, it's all about love!

The rookie king two years ago, the immortal jungler who showed his talents to the sky, brought his own small support to fight in major clubs.

It's a pity that the rookie king disappeared, and the little assistant was reduced.

Two years later, the two reunited at FTW, and their dreams set sail again!

There are really sugar and knives, and they can fly.

Not to mention that Wei Xiao blasted Zhou Xingfei last night, and the phrase 'do not accept', it was a blast, and there were countless fans every minute.

When he stepped off the stage, Bai Cai's eyes were obviously red, and Wei Xiao's appearance of protecting him made the hearts of countless girls explode.

It's unreasonable for the CP to be unpopular!

It was only early in the morning that Bai saw the bunch of private messages, and he wanted to die.

He doesn't mind using himself as a CP, after all, he has been stalking the popularity of Close all year round, and he has long since lost his face and skin.

But this food-feeding CP, he really dare not do it, he is not afraid of Wei Xiao, he is afraid of the big devil!

It's not easy for Cai Ge to make a living in FTW, and he doesn't want to live on the streets at all!

But the whole network is so violent, as the emperor of Rongguang Bagua, it's too weird for him not to express his position——

Anyone's CP dares to engage in a "marketing genius", but dare not engage in food-feeding CP?

why.

Bai Cai was very afraid that shrewd netizens would follow the clues and found a vegetable lying under the Weibo of Emperor Gua.

So Brother Cai can only do it, and he has to do it seriously.

Trying to put on an appearance of true feelings, and then secretly hinting that this pair of CP has something to do, the little angels ran away quickly...

It's too difficult, who knows how many brain cells this little essay edited by Bai Cai has ruined him!

Wei Xiao took out his mobile phone and flipped through it for a long time, getting more and more angry: "I'm an autistic CP!"

After finally showing off, it was all overturned.

Even his self-closing fans climbed over the wall to feed vegetables.

What a fart!

Brother Cai is one-thousandth as hot as the captain!

Wei Xiao looked at his own fan count, and then Cai Ge's fan count.

Brother Cai is not as tall as him!

No...

It's no good for chickens to peck each other, he has to hug his thighs!

Wei Xiao asked, "Did you see the captain?"

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive. Chen Feng and Lu Feng just finished the meeting and went downstairs for dinner together.

Wei Xiao saw it with sharp eyes and greeted them: "Coach, captain, this way!"

Lu Feng looked over.

Unexpectedly, Wei Xiao and the captain looked at each other, and Wei Xiao's rare shyness came up a little bit.

Harmful!Shame on you, business matters.

Lu Feng came over, and Wei Xiao pushed Bai Cai.

Bai Cai: "?"

Wei Xiao: "You are full, give up your seat to the captain."

Bai Cai: "..."

Next, Wei Xiao sent a WeChat message to Bai Cai: "...if this is done, I will forgive you for betraying me."

Bai Cai looked at 'this matter', and his heart was full of galloping grass mud horses!

Just as Lu Feng sat down, Wei Xiao smiled brightly: "Captain, try this, it's delicious."

He used a clean new fork, and brought a piece of celery to Lu Feng's mouth.

Feed CP?

Let you see what real feeding is!

With a click, the expressionless Cai Cai took this photo.