After being teleported to the wrong world by the Lord God

Finding Lu Xiaofeng was easy and simple, but difficult and extremely difficult.

The simple fact is that almost everyone in the city is looking for Lu Xiaofeng, as soon as he appears, the news will spread quickly. The difficulty is that everyone is looking for Lu Xiaofeng. As long as Lu Xiaofeng doesn't want to be entangled, he will definitely get rid of him as soon as possible Ribbon and then continue to elusive investigation.

In the end, Su Jie found Lu Xiaofeng by a river. At that time, he was squatting on the bank without looking, eating a steamed bun, and he was full of complacency, as if he had just successfully tricked someone.

He didn't even turn his head when he heard the footsteps, and said lazily, "I don't have a single ribbon on me."

"I'm so sad." Su Jie sighed quietly: "You really don't take me to heart at all."

Lu Xiaofeng choked on a mouthful of steamed buns and couldn't get up or down. He turned his head and looked at Su Jie shyly: "Do you want a ribbon too? Why didn't you come to me sooner?"

Su Jiepi smiled, "Hua Manlou told me that helping a friend doesn't need to be weighed or not worth it. Similarly, if you have good things, shouldn't you take the initiative to share them with your good friends?"

Lu Xiaofeng raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "I really didn't know that you also wanted to watch this decisive battle. You said you were not interested in practicing swords."

Su Jie accepted this reason, and pointed to Long Xiaoyun beside him: "I didn't have time to introduce you last time, this is my new apprentice, Da Zhuang."

Long Xiaoyun: "..."

Lu XiaoFeng: ? ? ?

Lu Xiaofeng blinked: "Did I hear wrong?"

Su Jie looked indifferent: "Back to Xingyun, he is naturally still the young master. I have the final say on who he is by my side."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Long Xiaoyun with sympathetic eyes, but Long Xiaoyun's eyes were empty and his face was blank.

Su Jie suddenly showed a subtle smile: "You said you don't have a single ribbon on your body anymore?"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded triumphantly: "That's right, I've given it all to the honest monk." Naturally, all the troubles caused by the ribbon were also given to the honest monk.

Hearing this, Su Jie looked at him with caring and pityful eyes: "I forgive you."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Huh?"

Su Jie: "My conscience does not allow me to haggle with my friend Yuchun."

Lu Xiaofeng was taken aback: "You..."

He stopped suddenly, and then he didn't know what he thought of, his face changed for a while, and then he jumped up suddenly, with an extremely annoyed expression: "Ribbon!"

After finishing speaking, I will rush out to chase the honest monk.

He gave all the ribbons to the honest monk, so he has no ribbons himself!

Su Jie grabbed him quickly: "Wait, I haven't finished my sentence yet."

Lu Xiaofeng looked very anxious: "Can we talk about it next time?"

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Su Jie let go of her hand and said calmly, "Okay, as long as you don't regret it."

Who is Lu Xiaofeng?If he still doesn't understand Su Jie's personality after getting along with him, he doesn't deserve to be called the most intelligent person in the world.

The meaning of Su Jie's words is clearly: You will definitely regret it.

At this point, Lu Xiaofeng would not leave even if his eyebrows were really burning. He looked at Su Jie in front of him with doubtful and expectant eyes.

Su Jie hooked his fingers towards him: "Come here with your ears."

Lu Xiaofeng leaned over according to his words, Su Jie whispered in his ear, and saw Lu Xiaofeng's complexion fluctuated, surprise, disbelief, suspicion flashed one by one, like a revolving lantern.

Long Xiaoyun stood on the side dumbly, suppressing the curiosity that just popped up in his heart, he was afraid that if he knew too much, he would be silenced by his "respected" master.

After a long while, Lu Xiaofeng looked at Su Jie suspiciously: "What you said is true?"

Su Jie smiled: "[-]% sure."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Don't say [-]%, even if it's only [-]%, I will do it!"

Su Jie nodded: "I'll wait for you."

Then the two separated, Lu Xiaofeng went to chase the honest monk, Su Jie and Long Xiaoyun went back.However, there are surprises everywhere in life. When the two passed by an alley, a sword suddenly stabbed out from it, and charged at Su Jie.

Su Jie took a step back, the blade brushed against his clothes, and then a young man jumped out from the alley and attacked him without saying a word. He stabbed out twelve swords in a row.

Unfortunately, it is far worse than Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng.

Su Jie stretched out his hand to hold his sword, and then the sword broke in two with a shock of internal force. When he flicked his hand, the broken sword between his fingers flew out, piercing the young man's shoulder with lightning speed.

The young man snorted, took a step back and stared at him viciously, Su Jie smiled and kicked the man over, and tapped the acupoints.

"It seems that someone always wants to kill me recently." His tone was full of confusion, and then he walked into the alley, and told Long Xiaoyun without looking back: "Drag in."

Long Xiaoyun looked at the familiar face silently, and after a while he showed a sorry expression, then took one arm of the young man, and dragged him into the alley as promised.

After walking in the alley for a while, Su Jie didn't stop until the voices on the street outside became quieter. He turned his head and looked down at the young man on the ground and asked, "Who are you?"

Long Xiaoyun said: "He is..."

"Hush." ​​Su Jie smiled and raised her index finger to her lips, and said softly to Long Xiaoyun, "I want him to speak for himself."

Long Xiaoyun fell silent immediately, the young man snorted coldly, and said arrogantly: "You don't deserve to know my name!"

Su Jie squatted down, the smile on his face remained unchanged like a mask, he took one of the young man's hands and said softly, "My habit is to start with the hands first, please forgive me."

After speaking, he twisted and tugged slightly and dislocated the young man's wrist, and the young man let out a cry of pain, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.Su Jie didn't even look at him, and carefully connected his hands, then unscrewed and dislocated them, and connected them again. The young man's wrists were already red and swollen, and his face was pale and his teeth chattered.

Su Jie asked softly: "Who are you? Why did you kill me? Who sent you here?"

The young man stared at him with bloodshot eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Bah! Kill the young master if you have the ability!"

Su Jie said without hesitation: "No, no, I must not go back with a smell of blood all over my body."

Then he sighed, and continued to do it slowly while teaching Long Xiaoyun earnestly: "Da Zhuang, master will teach you a truth today, don't kill people until you can't bear it. If it's some small favor or grievance, it's not worth it. Human life should not be so contemptible. If it is a deep hatred, then there is no need, there are ways to make the other party's life worse than death, wouldn't it be too cheap to kill him directly?"

Seeing Su Jie kept disassembling and reassembling the young man's hands as if he was fiddling with some parts, Long Xiaoyun shuddered solidly.

Su Jie didn't stop until the young man's wrist was swollen like a steamed bun. The young man was already in a semi-comatose state. Su Jie stretched out his hand and pressed him somewhere, and the other party immediately woke up with a scream of pain. The arrogance in his eyes There is no trace left, only fear.

Su Jie raised the hand that was repeatedly tortured by him to the young man: "Are you willing to say it? You must know that if you dislocate your hand repeatedly like this, although your hand will not be completely useless, you will definitely not be able to lift heavy objects in the future." , of course I can’t practice sword anymore.”

The young man trembled and nodded. He was really scared. This kind of pain that is constantly stacking up is more terrifying than killing him. Besides, if he really can no longer practice swords in the future, then what is the use of his life?

"who are you?"

"You Longsheng."

"Who is You Longsheng...Forget it doesn't matter. Why did you kill me?"

"Someone...someone asked me to kill you."

"who's that person?"

"Yes... it's Lin Xian'er..."

Su Jie sneered, and slowly stood up: "It turned out to be her."

He pondered for a moment, then looked at Long Xiaoyun and asked with a smile, "I remember she lives in your house?"

Long Xiaoyun suddenly had an ominous premonition, but he dared not answer, let alone lie: "Yes."

"Go teach her a lesson."

Su Jie reached out and gently pressed Long Xiaoyun's shoulder: "Don't say you can't do it, or I will be very disappointed, Master."

Long Xiaoyun's heart trembled, he cupped his fists and said respectfully: "This disciple will definitely live up to Master's expectations."

Su Jie nodded with satisfaction: "Then you can go home later, and wait for your good news as a teacher."

So two people came out, and only Su Jie went back in the end.When Hua Manlou asked, Su Jie replied that there was a task for Long Xiaoyun to do, so he asked him to go back first, and Hua Manlou stopped asking.

Afterwards, no matter how much discussion was going on outside, Su Jie's life unexpectedly calmed down. He was waiting, waiting for the arrival of August [-]th, and waiting for Long Xiaoyun's answer.

Five days later, Long Xiaoyun came back and handed him a small white porcelain bottle. Su Jie opened it and saw that it was some white powder. He looked up at Long Xiaoyun with great interest: "Poison/medicine?"

Long Xiaoyun: "The best pearl powder."

Su Jie was startled, and then put the pearl powder on the table with a half-smile: "For me? But your master is naturally beautiful, so you don't need this kind of thing."

Hua Manlou, who was sitting next to him and drinking tea, almost choked.

The corners of Long Xiaoyun's mouth twitched: "The best pearl powder can beautify the skin and maintain youthfulness, so Lin Xian'er has to take some every day. I tried to replace her pearl powder with a color and taste Pearl powder is like medicinal powder, and her face should not be visible for a long time."

Su Jie clicked his tongue: "Sure enough, I'm still a child."

What is Lin Xianer most concerned about?Of course it was her face, the number one beauty in the martial arts world, so the attack on her face was naturally direct and vicious.But if a man asks him to do something to a woman's face, that's really not something that ordinary men can do.The only one who can unscrupulously lay hands on a woman's face is another woman or child.

To a man a woman's face is a work, to a woman a weakness, to a child a woman's face is nothing.

In this regard, he is really inferior to Long Xiaoyun, because he will never touch Lin Xianer's face, not because of her beauty, but because he has plenty of means to punish Lin Xianer, there is no need to use such The next method.

Of course, no matter what the method is, as long as it works, it is a good method.

So he smiled and patted Long Xiaoyun's back, ignoring his furry appearance, and praised him: "Good job, I think she can calm down for a while."