At a height of 50 meters, the average person falls down and is either smashed here or smashed there.

But the boy who fell was probably a miracle in the legends. With luck, he burned incense and worshiped Buddha before going out. Except for his arm twisted at a strange angle, he seemed to have no injuries in other places.

Teng Dong took out the Xinjing Oral Liquid, hesitating for a while, he could only give the medicine, if the boy's arm grows well after taking the medicine, then it's better not to save it.

Seeing Teng Dong's embarrassment, Gu Qi took the medicine from him, walked up to the boy, knelt down and grabbed the boy's arm.

The sound of "click" reminded Teng Dong of the sound of chewing a bone. The boy's arm had been snapped back to its original position, but it was still drooping.

Gu Qi poured the medicine down to the boy without tenderness.

After a while, the boy showed a painful look on his face, and beads of sweat flowed down his forehead and fell to the ground.

"The one who fell off the cliff is either the protagonist or the cannon fodder." When Gu Qi was busy, Teng Dong squatted next to him, carefully observing the lying boy, "But he met me, and I'm not some extraterrestrial expert , so there is a high probability that he is a cannon fodder... No, I seem to have a peerless secret book on me?"

"But look at his appearance." Teng Dong pointed the camera at the boy. The boy has smooth and fair skin, golden soft hair, long eyelashes, and is wearing a white priest-style clothes. "I think he is still cannon fodder." The probability is higher. However, it may also be the male protagonist in the story of pure love sadomasochism."

"It could also be Jack Su? No, how could Jack Su break his arm? Even if they fall from a height of 3000 meters, they are all beautiful."

Teng Dong was still rambling, when Gu Qi suddenly hugged his waist and pulled him into his arms, and grabbed the boy's collar with his other hand and lifted him up.

The three of them reached the branches of a nearby tree.

The nearby trees are all extraordinarily tall, with thick branches, and it is no problem to bear the weight of three people.

The boy was thrown on the branch by Gu Qi.

With Gu Qi's help, Teng Dong sat firmly on the branch. Like the audience in the live broadcast room, he looked puzzled at Gu Qi's sudden action: "What happened?"

"Someone is here." Gu Qi said.

Teng Dong immediately stopped talking.

Gu Qi wrapped his arms around his waist and put his hands next to his ear: "It's okay, I've set up a magic circle, they can't see or hear us."

Teng Dong heaved a sigh of relief, and immediately stretched his neck enthusiastically to look in the direction Gu Qi indicated.

"I don't know if it will be the boy's friend or foe."

【Pressing fifty cents is an enemy】

【Crushing a piece is an enemy】

【It can’t be such a coincidence that they are friends. The person who came here at this time is probably to see his dead or alive enemy】

【Discover that Dongdong will save people every time she returns to the small world】

[And save a pot of dog blood every time]

[66666 Dog Blood Authenticator Teng Anchor]

[Congratulations to Teng Dong for winning the title of "Prince of Blood in a Small World"]

Teng Dong scoffed at this title: "I clearly deserve the title of 'Small World Saving Angel'."

After waiting for about 2 minutes, the "someone" that Gu Qi said was coming appeared in Teng Dong's sight.

The first one appeared was a voluptuous beauty, wearing a crop top and a short skirt, dressed coolly and sexy; the second one was a tall and cold fairy, wearing a long white dress, surrounded by fairy spirit; the third one appeared One is a lively and hot little beauty, wearing a fiery red dress, with charming eyes... Read on one by one, good guy, there are 32 people in total, all of them are beauties, and they are so beautiful that they have their own styles, and none of them have any type at all. In the same way, they are at least twice as beautiful as the popular actresses Teng Dong saw when he was on Earth.

Teng Dong: "Did I accidentally enter the scene of some beauty pageant?"

The audience in the live broadcast room had already screamed. After all, this is a world of faces, and everyone can find their favorite type from these beauties with different styles.

[Wow, I really want to bury the breasts of that beauty in red! 】

【I really want to sit with the little girl in a short skirt】

[The anchor can help me ask the contact information of the ponytail Yujie, I am ashamed, I want to date her when I come to travel]

【Hey, I really want a beautiful young lady too】

【Ok, Ok】

[I picked up three catties of integrity on the ground, who of you dropped it]

【A beautiful young lady is a treasure in the world! 】

Beauty is attractive to everyone, and Teng Dong is no exception, but he remembers that he is already a "family" person, and he only admires the beauty of these women, and he even pulls Gu Qi around his waist. Discuss with him which one looks better.

Teng Dong: "The one in red looks better than the one in white."

Gu Qi: "It's so-so."

Teng Dong: "But she is the stunning type, and the one standing next to her is the temperament type, and it should belong to the kind that looks better the more you look at it."

Gu Qi: "Yes."

Teng Dong: "If these people are in the entertainment industry, they won't give others a chance at all. The beautiful and attractive AKB32."

Gu Qi: "Oh."

Teng Dong: "...But actually, I think they are all pretty, but..."

Gu Qi: "?"

Teng Dong: "You look the best."

Gu Qi: "..."

Teng Dong, whose breath was taken away by a wave of strong kisses: "?"

Gu Qi: "So you also know how to talk about love."

Teng Dong: "Words of love? I'm speaking the truth, not words of love."

Gu Qi had a deep understanding of what it means to be "naturally seductive and deadly", so he licked Teng Dong's earlobe as a reward, hoping that he would continue to maintain this charm of personality and spirit only to himself.

Teng Dong covered his ears and his neck was red: "??" As a person on earth, he seems to have some cultural communication barriers with Gu Qi from the big world, but why does he think this barrier is so great, and I hope it will always exist go down?

Just when the couple here were sweet and greasy and sprinkled dog food, the group of beauties who had stood still after they came out moved. They spread out to both sides like walking on a runway, each posing their most beautiful poses , giving way in the middle.

[It feels like it will be a shocking appearance! 】

【Must be the most beautiful big sister】

[Fortunately, Dongdong pointed the camera at those girls, otherwise my family would have enough dog food for a year]

[I think it's more like the appearance of a BOSS, a very mysterious and beautiful BOSS that is hot and spicy]

[thief 666666]

【Those who can be treated like this by beauties must be more beautiful beauties】

【BOSS+1】

The two who were tired of crooked enough also turned their gazes to that side.

Teng Dong: "I always thought that the broadcaster's pretending skills have reached the peak, but now I know that there are people outside the mountain, and I feel ashamed."

After everyone was looking forward to it, finally a person came out from behind the beauty.

Teng Dong: "..."

[Wooooow the world owes me a beautiful young lady]

【Bull X】

[? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[After a long wait, is this the thing that came out? 】

【My eyes are so hot and hurt】

【Thank you, I am very confident now, I should be able to find a beautiful woman as my girlfriend】

[Looking in the mirror, it was the first time I found myself so handsome]

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[The anchor, I can give a gift, can you help me beat him up? 】

In fact, the person who came out is really not ugly if you say that he is ugly. After all, he is much better-looking than those crooked noses, slanting eyes, big buck teeth, at least he can be regarded as an ordinary person with a popular face.

But everyone's expectations for him were too high, so when he appeared on the stage, he was uglinessed ten times in comparison. More importantly, his temperament was really annoying.

Nine out of ten men with this kind of temperament went out, and they were disgusted, and one of them was probably beaten to death before he got in front of others.

Teng Dong summed it up, it’s probably “too much self-confidence, once you’re in power, you think you’re a villain, and you think I’m a pariah at first. Anyone who’s better than me is not a good thing. If a beautiful woman doesn’t love me, I’m just blind. Seniors don’t appreciate me. I’m a selfish villain. No adventure is actually just a cowardly, obscene, mean-spirited straight man with a cancer in his heart."

To simplify it a little bit more, it is "the hero of the time-traveling stallion Xiaobaiwen".

The man was dressed in black, his figure was average, and the clothes were so cool, but he couldn't support the aura he should have. His hair was messy, and when he stood still, his face wore the legendary "cheap" The cheapest smirk that attracts women", walked all the way, hugged this beautiful woman's waist, kissed that beautiful woman's lips, touched this beautiful woman's thigh, patted that beautiful woman's butt...

Teng Dong: "Being a hooligan to one person all your life is called hooliganism, but being hooligan to many people is hooliganism."

The audience in the live broadcast room expressed their sympathy, so no matter what the man's name was, everyone decided to call him a hooligan.

The rogue man walked to the end of the road surrounded by beauties, and embraced the two beauties from left to right: "Isn't that little trash supposed to be dropped here?"

"Maybe it was dragged away by some monster. After all, this is the depths of the monster forest." The beauty on his left said with a smile.

"Yes, good brother, let's leave him alone." The beauty on the right kissed him on the cheek.

The rogue man stretched out his hands to the breasts of the two beauties, and the beauties Jiao Didi pressed them against them panting.

Teng Dong hurriedly turned his head to stare at Gu Qi.

Teng Dong: "Let me take a good look at you, I want to wash my eyes."

Gu Qi smiled and held Teng Dong's face with both hands, and also tightly covered his ears by the way.

[Quickly, quickly, the anchor, turn the camera back, I also want to watch the male god wash his eyes]

[I have blocked the screen, give me a thumbs up for my wit]

[I missed a lot chatting with my friends, I didn't expect to have such hot eyes when I came back]

[Cheats, sleeping together in the wilderness]

Teng Dong was stiff all over, apparently he did not expect to encounter such an embarrassing scene in the live broadcast, Gu Qi helped him turn the camera to the other side, otherwise Teng Dong would be warned for broadcasting content that is not suitable for children—— Although Gu Qi is the superintendent who manages him, it would be bad if other superintendents accidentally wandered over to see him.

About an hour later, Gu Qi let go of Teng Dong's ears. Teng Dong turned his head and saw that all the beauties were already dressed, each with shy and satisfied expressions on their faces. The boy he knocked off the cliff didn't care at all.

"He was beaten like that by me, and he won't live long. I said today that I would take you to the elf palace for fun. Let's go!" The rogue man waved his hand and led his group of beautiful harems into the forest.

[...How low are these beauties' requirements? 】

[Let me do the math, a total of 67 minutes, 32 beauties, that is an average of a little more than 2 minutes each time...]

【666666666】

[The rogue man has given many men confidence, I don't think he should be called a rogue man, he should be called Confident Brother]

[Pay attention to purify the live broadcast environment, do not discuss dirty topics]

【It's good for everyone to understand】

【Understanding】

【Understanding】

Teng Dong: "Although I also know that I need to maintain the crab crawling in the live broadcast room, but with all due respect, this staying power is absolutely hot."

Gu Qi, who deeply understood Teng Dong's phrase "It's fun to be a hooligan for a lifetime", leaned close to Teng Dong, and said in a voice that no one could hear: "Don't worry, my staying power is absolutely reliable."

Teng Dong: "...Thank you, I don't need..."

The author has something to say:

Teng Dong: "Just talk but don't practice fake moves."

Gu Qi: "I want to practice too, but unfortunately I don't have enough collections."

Teng Dong: "Your way of collecting is too blunt, do you know that?"

Gu Qi: "Save it first, let's discuss it when the collection is enough :)"

Teng Dong: "Gu male god, even the way you want to collect is so unique, chic, suave and unparalleled in the world:-D"

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