If I catch up with you, I'll take you hehehe

A long time ago, not so long ago, more than 20 years ago, when David Yu was still in kindergarten.

One day, the teacher introduced to the class a new kid who wanted to become good friends with everyone. Everyone welcomes him. After speaking, he began to hand out the candies brought by the kid.

Regardless of whether the candy tube that transfers to another school doesn't work now, it still worked at the time.

Because David's mother doesn't let him eat candy at all, he belongs to the kind of child who brushes his teeth on time every day without eating candy and gets tooth decay.

Now he almost burst into tears as soon as he ate the candy.The new kid became a sugar jar in his eyes.

The children around had different reactions. Some thought the candy was delicious, some started to show off that his father brought him two big boxes of candy from the United States this week, and four boxes of star-folding paper. Righteously said that such delicious candy should be taken back to grandparents to eat, and some were snatched away by David Yu and began to cry, and were criticized by the teacher for not being a man.

After the teacher announced free activities, David Yu squeezed into the encirclement like a swimmer, and said to the newcomers in the circle: "What's your name? Let's be friends!"

Seriously, if it wasn't for the bulging candy in the newcomer's pocket, David Yu really didn't want to make friends with him, because this kid is a bit weird.

Maybe it's because David Yu himself doesn't know much about it, but all the boys around him are round and cut short, and the kindergarten also requires this. Centennial braid.

During David's summer vacation, Tuliang shaved his head, and now his hair is as short as his dad's stubble the next morning.

And the new guy has thick bangs in front, thick bangs on both sides, and thick bangs in the back (are you sure that's called bangs?), and his hair is longer than some girls. It's so abnormal, it's almost is a heterogeneous.

Yu Dawei thought secretly in his heart, looked at the child who couldn't even see his eyebrows with admiration on the surface, Yu Dawei himself felt that he was too bad, approached an ignorant little boy and put his body All the sugar was cheated away, hahaha!What a sinful man I am!thought David.

Chi Zonghang thinks that the children nowadays are not all so stupid, like this one in front of him - he has been smirking for almost half a minute, and his eyes keep looking towards his trouser pockets, it is clear at a glance what he wants to do.Chi Zonghang felt that if this kid wanted to grab his candy, he could just give it to him. He had to react like a normal kid and couldn't expose it, but he was so tired that he didn't want to move at all.

"My name is Tony."

"Soup what? Dirt? It's so dirty, aren't you afraid of being scolded by your mother? You haven't asked me what my name is yet." How can you be a life-and-death brother if you don't report the name of this hero, and don't have a blood alliance?How to confidently take candy from your hand?

"Tony, it's an English name." Chi Zonghang felt that he had to endure it. He was a professional with professionalism, high pursuit, and high standards. He definitely couldn't be OOC!To be easily provoked by such a child, he had better not do this.

"Oh, it's in foreign language, I understand. Although you have a foreign name on your body, your heart is Chinese! Ask me what my name is!"

Chi Zonghang was overwhelmed by this little kid, and he decided to walk around when he saw this little kid in the future. He wanted to end the conversation as soon as possible, so he took out the candy, "This is all, I'll give it to you." When I beg you , take the candy and get out of here!

"No, I can't accept it!"

Kid, you still pushed it up, don't think that I didn't see your eyes glued to this handful of candy.Chi Zonghang said: "It's okay, I'll see you off."

"No, the name I received for this candy is unfair, unreasonable, and unconvincing."

You have watched too many TV shows.

"We are friends."

"We're not friends yet."

"I said yes."

"No."

I bet the kid is sick, it takes so much effort to eat a candy, I rushed to deliver it to you, what else do you want to do!Candy wrapper for you to eat!Tell you that enough is enough for the child!

"If you don't eat it, I will." Chi Zonghang peeled off the candy wrapper and was about to put it in his mouth.

"Don't, don't! Didn't you say you gave it to me?"

Ha ha.

"Don't you want it?"

"I didn't say no, it's because we have to exchange names and then we have to swear to be brothers in order to accept sugar from you."

"It's too much trouble, I won't give it to you."

"When a man speaks a word, it's hard to follow a horse. You have to keep your word! Ask me what's my name!"

Chi Zonghang put the candy in his mouth and looked at the strange expression of the child opposite him, feeling a little relieved.

"what's your name?"

"Yu David! Brother, let us drink blood to form an alliance in Taoyuan, ride horses and gallop all over the world for our family to live in style!"

Not long after Chi Zonghang came to this world, he only exchanged the basic world view package and plot package. Because it was similar to his own world, he didn’t get any other information. In particular, he didn’t watch so many TV dramas. He felt that this kid was quite connotative. , Kindergarten knows so much.

But Chi Zonghang had a new idea.

"I'm not your brother, I'll give you a candy if you do something for me."

"Huh? Why?"

"I don't know who you are, so I can't easily decide to be your brother."

"Well... that's it, good! Tell me what to do!"

"Take me to familiarize myself with the kindergarten."

The goal of this mission is in this kindergarten, if you encounter a bracelet, you will react.

"no problem!"

"Here you candy."

"I have to take you to the kindergarten before I can accept it! Don't worry, no one knows kindergarten better than me! I even went to the teacher's toilet!"

Chi Zonghang suddenly felt a little regretful, which made him feel as if he had embarked on a road of no return.

The author has something to say:

I think it is better to write it for the sake of completeness, and it is not appropriate to start another article.

Here I will use Chi Zonghang as the main perspective, describe the growth path of the pervert, and also mention a little bit about what he does.

This will make my explanation clearer later.

In a group of children, as long as there is one bear, the others will gradually become bears.Personal experience, male silent female tears.