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The leader who led the way had never experienced a marriage bestowed by the bear god in the morning, a funeral in the evening, and then a marriage bestowed by the bear god at night, so he was totally confused.

However, the world is full of wonders, so how could they have expected that the Bear God would arrange such a test?

The only thing that is certain is that the Bear God has indeed blessed this special couple, otherwise, how could they suddenly appear in the Bear God Temple?

"We took an underground passage," said Saturday. "While avoiding the big black bear, we just got into the mine of Big Bear Mountain, walked along the underground river, and found the shaft leading to the Bear Temple. .”

The leader of the guide and the surrounding villagers all looked at each other in blank dismay. No one had heard of this underground passage.

"We do have a mine, but it's not in Big Bear Mountain," said one villager.

"The Bear Shrine doesn't have a shaft leading to the mine," said another villager.

This time it was Saturday's turn to have doubts with Chen Ke. They obviously came out of the small door behind the bear statue. This is beyond doubt. Why do the villagers deny that there is a shaft here?

"That small door is here." After leading the villagers around to the bear statue on Saturday, he couldn't help but be surprised when he saw the cement-sealed stone sitting on the platform, "How come, we obviously came out from here..."

Turning around on Saturday, she looked at Chen Ke in confusion.

Chen Ke also felt strange in his heart. At this time, the leading man spoke:

"You don't need to look for it anymore, it's all the bear god's will."

After finishing speaking, he first made a five-body throwing ceremony, bowed and bowed, kowtowed and kowtowed in front of the bear statue.Seeing this, all the villagers shouted "The Bear God Appears", and kowtowed.

All of a sudden, there were one after another in the atrium, and everyone kowtowed and bowed to the bear god.

Saturday is still full of doubts: "Is there really a power in this world that science can't explain?"

Chen Ke replied: "Perhaps, the Bear God—is indeed a mysterious power that I didn't expect."

Saturday sighed: "It got me to meet my parents anyway."

Chen Ke said: "Yes."

Saturday lightly pulled Chen Ke's finger: "Should we run away?"

Chen Ke smiled: "Okay."

At this time, no matter what Saturday asked, Chen Ke would probably say "yes" without thinking.

The two were about to turn around and run away, but a person grabbed their feet from the side. The person crawled forward on the ground, came to Saturday's feet, and hugged Saturday's calf.

"Huh?" Saturday was taken aback.

Taking a closer look, it was my aunt, who looked up at Saturday with tears in her eyes: "Yuyang, you are still alive, don't leave!"

"Auntie, if you have something to say, let me go first." Saturday was embarrassed.

Uncle came up to break away aunt's hand, and said to Saturday with some embarrassment: "Your aunt got a little excited, you don't mind, but what your aunt said is right, it's getting late now, and it's not safe to walk on the mountain road at night. "

Uncles and aunts tried to dissuade them, and the leader who led the way there also found out that Saturday and Chen Ke were going to leave, so they rushed over to stop them, insisting that they stay.

The leader who led the way said: "There is still the last link in the marriage bestowed by the Bear God. You are so favored by the Bear God, so you must stay no matter what, and let the Bear God reward you."

There are still links?

Saturday couldn't help but have a headache. The previous two sessions were already very bad, but now he heard the word "marriage bestowed by the bear god", and he felt panicked.

"Don't worry, since you are a couple blessed by the bear god, even if you face a desperate situation, the bear god will dig a way for you." The guide hurriedly searched for a few words, wanting to keep the two of them.

"Actually, compared to digging a way, I don't want to face a desperate situation anymore. After all, I am not alone now, and I don't want to be in danger again." Saturday said.

"No, I guarantee that I won't be in danger." The leader of the guide hurriedly said, with a convincing and calm expression on Guozi's face, he almost slapped his chest to guarantee it.

The leader who led the way did not lie, and the last link of the marriage bestowed by the bear god is indeed not dangerous.

That is - vigil.

Couples who have passed the test, after drinking the Bear God wine, will stay in the tree house covered with bear skin all night until the first ray of sunlight shines on the Big Bear Mountain, and the marriage bestowed by the Bear God will not be considered over.

Hearing the third link, Saturday couldn't help raising his eyebrows in doubt: "I want to know... Is the marriage given by the bear god a proposal, an engagement, or a marriage?"

The leader of the guide replied: "It has all three."

So that's the case, no wonder they locked the couple who had just experienced the test together in a small tree house for one night, so they were not afraid that the couple would not be able to hold on, so they directly consummated the marriage?It turned out to be a three-in-one, worthy of Xiong Village with rough folk customs.

Chen Ke took Saturday's hand and said: "It seems that we have to complete all the ceremonies of the marriage bestowed by the bear god no matter what."

On Saturday, I don't know how Chen Ke, who has always been cautious, made this decisive decision.

"I think you should find the big black bear first, and then consider whether to do wild activities." Saturday said.

Indeed, the big black bear is still on the mountain. Although the leader of the guide has ordered the suspension bridge between Xiongbo Mountain and Big Bear Mountain to be cut off, it is not certain whether the giant bear is trapped on Big Bear Mountain.

However, the leading man has another guess, is that big black bear really a bear?Or is it the incarnation of the bear god?When they found the little bear in a bush, the little bear had already turned into the young one when they bought it. If it weren't for the magical power to reverse time, how could the little bear become smaller?

Guessing is guessing, if we want this young couple favored by the Bear God to stay, we need more solid guarantees.

"Don't worry, our whole village will stay under the tree and watch the night with you. The bear god will show his spirit. This is a festival for our whole village. I will pass on an order to let all men, women and children in the village go to the top of the mountain to celebrate. We are more powerful than others. No beasts will dare to approach at night." said the guide.

Chen Ke's expression was strange, the two of them were married by the bear god, what's the matter with this group of people guarding under the tree?Still let people have a good rest?

"Let's go, today is a great day for the bear god to appear! Everyone, hurry up and carry the newcomer to the top of the mountain!" The leader waved his hand, and the villagers immediately cheered, rushed up and carried the two out.

Where did I see this battle on Saturday? I still struggled at first, but then I gave up altogether. The villagers carried a human sedan chair made of large flowered cloth, and pushed Saturday and Chen Ke up from both sides. The two just sat down. The sedan chair was lifted up wobbly, and passed from the tail of the mighty uphill team to the hands of the leading few strong boys. It was like driving on a choppy river. Looking down, it was full of black heads.

The villagers of Xiong Village sang loud and clear songs with ancient dialect rhymes. The high pitches were passionate and the low pitches were gentle and watery. Although the two couldn't understand what they were singing, they could feel that they were very excited.

Excitement is contagious, especially in such an open field. Soon, singing echoed throughout the mountains, the mountains and forests shook, and the birds flew away.Night has fallen, and the last rays of sunset gradually recede from the top of the mountain, and the towering Big Bear Mountain has also become quiet and blue, like a graceful goddess in the night.

Looking at the scenery below the mountain on Saturday, the rolling hills stretched all the way to the distance, and the provincial road circling in it could be vaguely seen, as well as the lights of Lingquan village at the foot of the mountain.

Saturday couldn't help saying to himself: "That dark river can really lead to Lingquan Village."

Another rickshaw sedan wobbled and chased up from the side. The guide and the mother-in-law were sitting in it. The mother-in-law heard Saturday's words and said with a smile: "Son, are you talking about Huangquan?"

"Huang Quan?" Saturday was surprised.

"Yes, Lingquan Village used to be called Huangquan Village." The mother-in-law lowered her voice and said mysteriously to Saturday, "It is said that there is a river leading to the underworld, passing by there, people often see dead people in Lingquan Village. people walk on rivers as they did when they were alive."

Silent on Saturday, in this world between reality and illusion, he has seen supernatural power. People who cannot be found in the real world have been found in the virtual world. So, which side is real and which side Is it illusory?

The mother-in-law looked at Saturday with a smile without saying a word, as if she knew everything.

After reaching the top of the mountain, the moon has risen.

The bright moon is like a small silver button, attached to the dark blue sky, surrounded by a vast starry sky, the Milky Way runs across the sky, and the Big Dipper is countless, which is almost an unimaginable scene in the city.

"Today's weather is really nice." Saturday praised sincerely.

"Yes." Chen Ke took his hand, helped him off the sedan chair, and walked into the crowd.

The bonfire has been lit. In the open space, some villagers hold torches, some sit around in small groups, some set up grills, roast lamb legs and mountain rabbits, and some take off their wine bags and fill them with colorful patterns. The sound of talking, laughing and singing spread out, and the whole mountaintop was full of noise, as lively as a temple fair.

The leader who led the way shouted a chant, and everyone quieted down to listen to him.

The leader of the guide cast his kind eyes on Saturday and Chen Ke, and said, "Today, we are here to witness the wedding of Xiongcun Bai Yuyang and Liang Chenxi together! They passed the test of the Bear God and received the blessing of the Bear God. , we will be together and depend on each other, we will have an eternal friendship, we will respect and love each other, and we will be bound together forever.”

On Saturday, Chen Ke and Chen Ke looked at each other and smiled. None of them expected that their wedding would be on the top of this high mountain, witnessed by a group of tough villagers who never knew each other. Last night, they were still struggling in the heavy rain. Today In the evening, under the clear sky and the stars, the unexpected wedding was completed.

After the lead guide finished that paragraph, he started a long series of wedding speeches that he had already said fluently, and accidentally uttered the phrase "have a precious son early", which caused the villagers to laugh.

"Actually, we can be a surrogate." Chen Ke whispered to Saturday.

"You can be a boy or a boy." Saturday winked at Chen Ke, "As long as you think about it, there is nothing you can't do."

"Let's not play with such a cruel setting." Chen Ke really couldn't imagine being pregnant on Saturday.

……

However, once I accepted such a setting, I still felt a little emotional.

"Everyone be quiet, be quiet," the leader of the guide raised his hand, signaling to the laughing crowd to pay attention to maintaining the solemnity of the ceremony. When the villagers calmed down, he nodded to the entourage master of ceremonies beside him, and the entourage master of ceremonies brought out a sign The jug with the pattern of the bear god filled the two weird wine bowls carved into bear paws, and the guide announced, "Give the bear god wine."

The bear's paw wine bowl was served in front of the two of them, and Saturday and Chen Ke reached out to take it.

"Bear God Wine, also known as Immortal Wine, you drink this bowl of wine, and you will be happy and beautiful from now on, blessed by the Bear God, sharing weal and woe—"

It wasn't until the two of them numb their arms that they heard the guide say, "It's done!"

Picking up the wine bowl on Saturday, he felt a tangy and mellow aroma. He thought, after a tiring day, drinking this bowl of wine would probably give him a good night's sleep.

He raised his head and drank a bowl of wine without hesitation. At the end, he even dried the bottom of the bowl, causing everyone to applaud and applaud.

Chen Ke finished his drink at a leisurely pace, and also tipped his wine bowl upside down.

After drinking this glass of wine, he felt warm all over his body on Saturday. He used to go out with his boss to meet clients and cultivated a certain amount of alcohol. However, he is a skilled worker and does not need to socialize too much, so his alcohol amount is far less than that of sales in their company. However, he thought, at least he would drink more than an otaku like Chen Ke who stays at home every day.

He couldn't help but feel a little proud, straightened his back, and said to the big guide that he could start the next session.

"Everyone, eat something first to replenish your strength, and we'll start right away." The leader of the guide announced.

The next link was obviously what everyone was looking forward to. The big guide stood up again. The people on the top of the mountain were very quiet, and everyone waited intently for the big guide to announce.

"The bear god is manifested, and the bear god blesses us. Let's celebrate, dance, dance!" Two pairs danced the unique dance of Xiong Village around the bonfire. The women of Xiong Village wore long skirts woven with colored threads, and every rotation was like a flower in full bloom. Both men and women were hung with gold and silver metal sequins. Glittering in bright flames.

Chen Ke stretched out his hand, the flames were flickering, his eyes were full of affection, and he stared deeply at Saturday, Saturday held his hand without hesitation, the two walked past the dancing crowd, came to the center of the venue, followed The villagers danced together, some started to howl, and more people continued to sing. The young people who were single and hadn't found a pair next to them beat the time. The rhythmic singing made people dance to the beat involuntarily.

"Hey-hey!"

"Hey-yo-hey!"

"Hey-hey!"

"Hey-yo-hey!"

After jumping to the end, I felt hot in my head on Saturday, as if sitting on a boat on the West Lake in May, the wind blowing in front of me was fragrant and soft, the ground was more like waves, and the surrounding scenery rotated with it And the changes gradually blurred into a piece of light and shadow. In the light and shadow, what remains unchanged is the person opposite, the person dancing with him——Chen Ke.

I don't know how long he danced, but Saturday's legs became weak, and he fell down. Chen Ke immediately hugged him. He kept observing Saturday's expression, and felt that this guy was drinking too fast, and he didn't have the capacity for alcohol. She smirked, and stepped on his feet several times, but this time it was good, and she couldn't stand anymore.

A few boys came up to help, Chen Ke shook his head and said no, he hugged Saturday horizontally, hooked Saturday around his neck, and smiled at him, making Chen Ke hot for a while.

However, the tree house is impossible to climb up anyway.

Chen Ke explained to the young man next to him that he would not go to the tree house tonight and find a place to rest in the village. The young man shook his head repeatedly. Big, then walked to the big guy who led the way.

The leader who led the way was sitting and talking with his mother-in-law by the campfire. When he saw Chen Ke and Saturday coming over, he said with a smile, "You drink well."

The Xiongshen wine also has a name called a glass of pour.

As for why Chen Ke can drink so well, it must be attributed to his poor mental state, sometimes he suffers from insomnia, and drinking some wine just helps him sleep. When the insomnia is severe, his drinking capacity will naturally increase.

Chen Ke put Saturday on the straw mat, bent down and said to the guide, "We won't go up now, he can't even walk now."

The leader who led the way smiled and asked, "Aren't you going to eat some leg of lamb before leaving?"

"I just ate some, and I'm already full." Chen Ke said, not knowing why the leader asked this.

"It's good to be full, and you will be energetic when you are full." The guide stood up and shouted at the boys, "Lower the hanging basket and send the new couple into the bridal chamber!"

The boys responded immediately, ran to the side of the big tree, and lowered a hanging basket from the top of the tree.As early as when the leader of the guide said that the last link of the marriage bestowed by the bear god would be held, some villagers went up the mountain first and arranged it. Not only were hanging baskets installed, but also soft bear skins were laid inside. The wind can't blow through the thick and warm fur, enough for the couple to sleep comfortably.

The fly in the ointment is that this big tree still shakes slightly, but maybe this can be regarded as another mood?

on the tree house.

Chen Ke opened the doors and windows, and the cool night wind blew on Saturday's face. Saturday was still blushing, giggling, putting his arm around Chen Ke's shoulder, and gesticulating in the air with the other: "You say , have you ever thought that what we transmigrated into was the domineering president Wen, and ended up getting married in the village?"

Chen Ke hugged him tightly, for fear that he would fall, and he didn't expect the bridal chamber tonight, as long as he stayed in the house honestly on Saturday, everything would be fine.

"Tell me, if readers ask, overbearing President Wen, why don't you get married on the wing? Not on the cruise ship? Get married on the tree, hahahahahaha, money back, bad review!"

Chen Ke: "..." I have to say that although I was drunk on Saturday, it was quite logical.

"What to do, Mr. Lan Ke broke down again, Mr. Lan Ke—" Saturday finally took back the waving arm, and put it on Chen Ke's shoulder. In this way, it seemed to be hanging on Chen Ke's neck Like a coquettish girl, she didn't have any self-consciousness when she was born on Saturday, and she laughed "hehehe".

"Lan Ke Da Da writes about collapse every day," Chen Ke said, "but Lan Ke Da Da cherishes himself."

"You said I was——Broom?" Saturday frowned.

"My brain is spinning very fast." Chen Ke poked Saturday's forehead, "Are you pretending to be drunk?"

"Pretending to be drunk? I--I'm not drunk." Sitting upright with one hand on the door frame, he looked up and saw the vast starry sky surrounding the small tree house. At this very high place, they seemed to be sitting The small boat, driving in the ocean scattered with countless stars, couldn't help but let out an exclamation on Saturday.

"Is it beautiful?" Chen Ke also turned his gaze to the starry sky.

"Ah."

The two watched the stars quietly for a while, and the sound of singing and dancing came from below with the night wind. After a while, the dancing crowd was tired, and they each set up their tents to rest. Beside him, sharp steel forks were lined up neatly, shining coldly under the torchlight.

"I'm married." Said Saturday, tilting her head to Chen Ke and leaning on his shoulder, "I never thought that I would get married again."

"Why haven't you thought about it?" Chen Ke asked.

"You know, I thought people like me wouldn't get married," said Saturday.

"People like you are usually robbed before they are 30 years old." Chen Ke said in a low voice.

"No, I don't want to marry someone casually, isn't it very—hypocritical?" Saturday looked at the sky, "I think, if I marry someone I don't like, I have to see him every day, get up in the morning and see him at night. Seeing him after work, and seeing him on weekends, how annoying it is, seeing him for decades is terrible, if I have to live with him, I once thought that my bottom line is that the other party should not make trouble for me."

Chen Ke laughed muffledly: "Actually, I am more extreme than you."

"Well, I don't believe that." Saturday said, "You can create a world by yourself."

"But I can't create you." Chen Ke put his arms around Saturday's shoulders, letting him lean into his arms comfortably, "One person created the world, but no one lives in it. That feeling is also empty."

Already a little confused on Saturday, he agreed in a low voice, not knowing what Chen Ke said later.

After a day of running around and not getting a good night's sleep the night before, I felt top-heavy on Saturday, and soon fell asleep.

However, the scene of that night has always been kept in his heart.

A group of people held torches and booed under the tree house. From the door, it was full of lights, stars all over the sky, and the cool night wind. After a long time, I can still clearly recall it.

I fell asleep on Saturday, and slept until the next morning.

When he woke up, he felt full of Chen Ke's embrace and Chen Ke's breath. This time, he didn't reject it, but felt very comfortable, and even took the initiative to rub Chen Ke's neck.

"Hmm...wake up?" Chen Ke stroked the soft hair on Saturday's head and hugged him tighter.

He was completely awake on Saturday, and he didn't feel anything when he was drunk last night. Now that he is so close to Chen Ke, he can feel the changes in the other person's body. Although they are both men, they are still a little embarrassed.

He told himself that now that they were a married couple, there was nothing he couldn't do. He should fulfill his duties as a husband instead of being too nervous to move.

Thinking of this, Saturday stretched his hand where it shouldn't be.

Chen Ke, who was half asleep and half awake, suddenly froze. Someone challenged his proud self-control early in the morning. Is this okay?