You can't afford to hurt a man wearing an anti-theft badge

After Zhao Ritian got the cheat book, he stopped for a few days at the beginning, and then he couldn't sit still, and started jumping up and down.

This day, when I came back from the outside on Saturday, I couldn't find the kitten. I heard a "meow" from above. When I looked up, I found the kitten was squatting on the beam of the house.

On Saturday, I was so angry that I picked up the broom and rushed out, shouting: "Zhao Ritian!"

This is not the first time.

Last Saturday, I found Zhao Ritian bullying the kitten. He was standing on tiptoe and hanging the kitten on the door edge. On Saturday, a civilized person, he was a gentleman, and he said nothing but scolded Zhao Ritian on the spot.

As a result, Zhao Ritian's bad behavior became more and more serious. Today, the kitten is placed on such a high beam. The kitten is so small that it can't even go down the stairs.

The more I thought about it on Saturday, the more angry I was, I rushed out the door: "Zhao Ritian, where is Zhao Ritian!"

In the yard, Long Aotian was practicing kung fu, when he saw Saturday coming out, he stopped and said, "Master."

"Where's Zhao Ritian?" Saturday asked, "Have you seen him?"

"It's there." Long Aotian pointed to the tree next to him.

A head protruded from the dense canopy, Zhao Ritian stared at Long Aotian viciously with a pair of peach blossom eyes: "Long Aotian, you are a man who has been born and no one has raised him!"

Long Aotian said lightly: "You are not the same."

Zhao Ritian choked, and was about to organize words to scold Long Aotian, but he was unaware that a broom flew up and slapped him hard on his buttocks, scaring Zhao Ritian to fall from the tree.

He turned over in the air, landed smoothly, and was about to be proud, but saw Saturday raised his hand, grabbed the broom that was flying back, and walked towards Zhao Ritian aggressively.

Zhao Ritian was so frightened that he turned his head and ran away: "I didn't do it, I didn't do it, it was Long Aotian!"

"Stop, little bastard, I promise I won't kill you!" Saturday raised his broom to catch up.

But Zhao Ritian was like a wild dog running wild in front of him. On Saturday, he couldn't even catch up with him using physical skills. The two of them ran from the back mountain to the front mountain, from the front mountain to the Tibetan swallow valley, one behind the other. Until the Luohua River, Saturday threw out the art of imperial objects, and the broom caught up to Zhao Ritian's ass.

"Snapped"!

"Ouch!"

"Clap clap clap!"

"Ouch! Master, I made a mistake, don't hit me!"

After a while, Zhao Ritian held his buttocks, with a look of grief and indignation on the face of a strong man being humiliated.

"Master, you don't love me anymore."

"Could it be that you were the first to commit the crime yourself?" Saturday squatted down and washed his hands with the water of Luohuaxi, "Come here, let me see."

"A man's head can be cut off, but his buttocks should not be bare." Zhao Ritian insisted.

"Stop talking nonsense, you little brat." Saturday was annoyed and wanted to laugh.

"Hiss..." Zhao Ritian gasped.

Let him lie on his lap on Saturday to listen to his opinions, but he didn’t take off his pants. Through the cloth, he can still use his spiritual power to activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis, and carefully comb out the blocked parts of the meridians. He was called to get up on Saturday.

Zhao Ritian hugged Saturday's leg and couldn't get up: "You don't love me anymore, I'm going to Yunxianzong to practice. With my talent of Tianlinggen, I will be a direct disciple when I enter the sect."

Patted him on the back on Saturday: "Get up."

"Hey!" Under the threat of violence, Zhao Ritian could only let go of Saturday's leg, grinning his teeth, got up, leaned on the tree, looked down at Saturday pitifully and continued to bargain, "Master, if you don't want to lose such a talented apprentice like me, If so, help me build the foundation."

After all, he blinked his beautiful big eyes, trying to earn some sympathy points.

"How do you know that you are Tianlinggen?" Asked on Saturday. Among the single Lingen, only those with extremely outstanding talents can be called Tianlinggen. The aptitudes of Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian, Zhao Ritian is indeed much better, and Long Aotian is not bad, but at most they can be regarded as the better ones among single spiritual roots.

"I can see the sea of ​​qi." Zhao Ritian whispered.

"Yeah, you can do it." Saturday stood up, patted the dirt on his clothes, and said, "Let's go, I'll help you build the foundation when you go back, starting with the zama step."

Zhao Ritian first heard that his master agreed to him, and his face was beaming with joy, and then he heard the "Zhima step", and couldn't help but feel depressed: "It's Zhama step again! It's a waste of a genius like me!"

"Didn't you read the cheat book I gave you?" Saturday asked unhurriedly.

"Look! I'm just talking about this! Master, you must have tricked me, so you gave me a cheat book that can only be used after foundation building!" Zhao Ritian complained, "I can understand the whole article, just use What's the use if you don't come out!"

"Have you really read all of them? In the second half, there is the Guan Sheath of Foundation Establishment cultivation. Before Foundation Establishment, there are also many levels, such as 'Inner Vision' and 'External Law'. When it comes to the first 'Reborn', you The Sea of ​​Qi will be completely completed, so it is called 'foundation building', insufficient preparations in the early stage will directly affect the effect of 'foundation building', if the foundation is not solid, how can we develop further?"

"Foundation, foundation again, ah, I'm so bored, I just want to eat a leapfrog pill, and quickly upgrade to Foundation Establishment..."

"What did you say?" Saturday frowned.

Zhao Ritian covered his mouth, and accidentally let out his heartfelt voice, but he said it, anyway, the purpose this time is the same, he rolled his eyes and said: "Master, I heard that there are many days in this world. Materials and land treasures, spirit stone elixir, can assist in cultivation. For example, Yunxianzong sells leapfrog elixir, which can speed up cultivation after eating. Since the master is so superb in immortality, he must have many elixir. Disciples endure hardships and are exposed to the wind and sun every day, and they are not even a foundation builder, so how shameful it is to say it."

I was taken aback on Saturday, I didn't expect Zhao Ritian to be so smart, he knew early on that there was a panacea that could help his practice, in fact, he had made plans before Saturday, instead of practicing slowly day by day, it is better to directly search for natural treasures and use top-quality elixir Pile the two apprentices directly on the Nascent Soul, and he can even help them build a foundation and conceive a baby himself.

However, after studying the cultivation system of this world, he found that this is an orthodox world of cultivating immortals. What is cultivated is the heart, will, and cause and effect, not external methods. Even the very powerful Yunxianzong mentioned by Zhao Ritian, There is also a lot of great power made of pills. When passing through the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation, he was tired of his laziness and evil thoughts in the past. Not only did he fail to ascend to immortality, but he was also beaten to death. .Could those people be the favored ones of heaven, with extraordinary intelligence, no different from Zhao Ritian in front of him, or even better.

Presumably, when they were practicing at the beginning of the year, they once looked at their master like this and asked the same clever words...

"Absolutely not." Said Saturday sternly, "Pile up medicinal pills, or even kill people to seize treasures, will only make you fall into a situation beyond redemption, and even if you have a moment of glory, the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation will bring you back to your original shape, or even worse."

Seeing the master's solemn tone, Zhao Ritian couldn't help shrinking his neck: "However, the disciples of the Yunxian Sect are also using immortal grass and elixir... Could it be that the master can't afford it, so..."

"Zhao Ritian, when you bully the kitten, I just see you and hit it once, but if you want to take shortcuts and go wrong ways, then you'll break it up. If I don't have you as an apprentice, you go down the mountain and where do you fall in love?" Where are you going, aren't you familiar with Yunxianzong? Then you go." Annoyed at his ignorance on Saturday, he stopped talking, with a cold face, and walked away.

"Master, master, I just said that, don't take it seriously, hey, master, why are you really angry..." Seeing that Saturday was angry, Zhao Ritian hurried to catch up, trying to say good things, but he was used to sarcasm Well, the good words are also strange, "Master, your spells are the strongest. How can those bull-noseds of the Yunxian Sect compare to you? They all got up from taking pills, and you are the only one with real skills! Master, master, I was wrong, you are so beautiful and cute, just forgive me once~"

Saturday angry: "You shut up!"

Zhao Ritian immediately shut his mouth tightly, and then it stopped. The master and apprentice returned to the small building quietly, only the sound of the mountain stream and the birds chirping around.

On Saturday, I went back to the yard with Zhao Ritian and saw Long Aotian was still serious about striding horses. On Saturday, I said a few words to Zhao Ritian again, telling Zhao Ritian not to think about cheating and cheating all day long, and to get along with Long Aotian. study.

Zhao Ritian got angry and ran to the other side of the Martial arts arena, and also put on horseback. It rained in the evening, and he didn't want to come back.

"Do you think I was too fierce to Zhao Ritian?"

The night rain hit the thatched shed and the vegetation in the mountains, making a pattering sound.

Saturday rubbed the kitten's head, and the hot and soft touch came from the palm of his hand. The kitten opened its big black eyes and didn't bark. It just looked at Saturday, as if listening to him.

Such calm and focused eyes gave Saturday a familiar feeling, just like Chen Ke's appearance when listening to him before.

"But he's so skinny, I've never seen such a skinny kid!" Thinking of the day's events on Saturday, he felt annoyed again, "Why can't he be as obedient as Long Aotian?"

The kitten stuck out its wet tongue and licked Saturday's finger.

"Be good." On Saturday, he hugged the kitten to his lap, and then remembered that his pants hadn't been changed yet. Zhao Ritian was treated in the afternoon, and his pants were stained with dust.

The kitten rubbed against Sat's legs, suddenly froze, made a hoarse cry from its throat, and even the fur on its back was blown up, it arched its body, swept its tail left and right, and its eyes were wide open Yo, staring at Saturday's big legs, why is there someone else's smell on its throne?

Saturday picked up the kitten's front legs with both hands, and hugged it off his lap: "Okay, Xiao Huang, why are you being misbehaved? Play by yourself on the bed for a while, and Dad will come after a while."

The kitten tried to use its paws to hook Saturday's clothes, but it slipped off because the paws were too soft and too small. It protested, but the protest was ineffective, and it was pinned down by Saturday with a corner of the quilt.

The kitten scratched and poked its head out from under the quilt. It was about to continue to protest crazily, but found that Saturday was taking off its pants. A pair of suet jade-like long legs were exposed from the rough linen fabric. The kitten couldn't help staring. The eyes are rounded, and there is nothing in the dark eyes for a moment, only the figure bending down to change his pants.

Early the next morning.

Zhao Ritian sneezed and got up groggy. Yesterday he stood in the rain for half an hour in anger, but he refused to go back when his master told him to go back. This morning, he had eaten his reward.

He sat up to put on his clothes, feeling unhappy for a while, and kicked his shoes off with his feet.

"Crack", the shoe hit the wall and bounced off again.

Quite far from the bed.

This time, Zhao Ritian once again felt the power of the world report, he had to go barefoot to pick up the shoes, why should he be cheap?Why? ?

"Your shoes."

Zhao Ritian was looking down for another shoe when he heard a familiar yet annoying voice.

Long Aotian's expression was calm. He had already washed up and finished his morning homework. Now he even put on the most coquettish light blue coat in his closet. The tough waist shows the thin outline of a young man.

"Hey, Long Aotian, where are you going to wear such a show in the early morning?" Zhao Ritian snatched the shoes and put them on his feet.

"Did you go down the mountain?" Long Aotian ignored Zhao Ritian's question.

"That's right, not only have I been down the mountain, I've also met the beautiful elder sisters of Yunxianzong. If it weren't for the fact that they are worse than Master, I wouldn't be coming back!" Zhao Ritian said with a helpless look on his face. look.

"Your aptitude is indeed good." Long Aotian said lightly, "It's a pity that you are stupid."

"What did you say!" Zhao Ritian jumped up with a "chuckle", grabbed Long Aotian by the collar and was about to beat him.

Long Aotian pressed lightly, Zhao Ritian suddenly felt as if there was a heavy weight on his shoulders, he looked at Long Aotian in disbelief, how could it be possible?How could it be possible that within a month, the skill has improved so much? ?Even if Long Ao worked hard every day, the spiritual coercion was not fake, he either took medicine or practiced for a long time, with Long Aotian's internal strength, in time, he could build a foundation!

Zhao Ritian was struck by lightning, he never expected that Long Aotian, whom he always looked down upon, would actually establish a foundation earlier than him? ?

Long Aotian didn't say much, he patted Zhao Ritian's face lightly, turned around and went out.

Zhao Ritian spat at Long Aotian's back with hatred, and after being angry for a while, he suddenly thought of a good idea. He wanted to sue Saturday. Isn't Saturday the most annoying for apprentices to take medicine? He said that Long Aotian was going to the mountains I went to someone from Yunxianzong to buy medicine!

Zhao Ritian ran over here, knocked on the door and entered the back room: "Master? Is Master up yet?"

No one responded, so Zhao Ritian pushed the door open and went in, looked around and found that Saturday was not in the house, he thought for a while, at this point in time, he probably went out to fetch water and firewood, no wonder, the escape time chosen by Long Aotian was really Wonderful.

It doesn't matter, he can squat here and wait for Master.

Zhao Ritian found a small horse to sit down, and waited for Saturday to come back. He had nothing to do, he looked around, thinking that it would be good if he could take the opportunity to discover other secret books hidden in the master's room.

Looking at it, he felt something was wrong, why isn't Master's most precious little yellow cat here?

Zhao Ritian raised his head, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a yellow mass on the beam.

When he saw clearly what it was, he stood up unconsciously and raised his head.

"Hey...how did you get up there?"

The little yellow cat squatted on the eaves, looking at Zhao Ritian coldly.

"Aren't you unable to even go down the steps? You always have to be hugged by the master? Wait, wouldn't it be Long Aotian who put you up? Hahahaha, I just said that he is not a good person—"

There was a "creak" door, and footsteps came.

"Hey, come down quickly, can you come down by yourself?" Zhao Ritian suddenly felt nervous, now there are only him and the little yellow cat in this room, if, if he is caught by the master, wouldn't he be embarrassed distinguish? ?

The little yellow cat seemed not to have heard Zhao Ritian's words, and lowered its head to lick its paws.

The inner door swung open.

"Zhao Ritian, what are you doing in my room?" Saturday was strange.

Sure enough, it was Master, Zhao Ritian hurriedly said: "Master, I actually..."

"Meow~" The small group on the roof suddenly let out a cry with an astonishing lung capacity.

It's over, Zhao Ritian only has two words in his mind.

"I really don't! I really don't!" Zhao Ritian framed others a lot, and this was the first time he was framed by others. No, it wasn't a human being, it was a little cat. No one would believe it when it was told in the orphanage.

"This time Aotian is not here, who else can you rely on?" Saturday hugged the little yellow cat from the roof, and rubbed its frightened little head distressedly.

"It did it," Zhao Ritian pointed to the little yellow cat lying in Sat's arms, "It was—"

"Crack!" A broom flew up and hit Zhao Ritian's butt that had just suffered.

"Ouch Master, Ouch, believe me, it was the one who moved first!" Zhao Ritian covered his buttocks, today he felt very wronged, he was so wronged that he exploded, and he couldn't care less about speaking ill of Long Aotian, and ran all the way to grab out the door.

"You are not allowed to enter my room in the future!" After saying this on Saturday, he put a barrier on the door.

The kitten licked its paws, a hint of disdain seemed to flash in its dark eyes.