You can't afford to hurt a man wearing an anti-theft badge

Saturday couldn't help laughing. At this moment, the phone rang, and he saw that it was Frank.

After picking up the phone, I found out on Saturday that it was Frank who rang the doorbell outside.

"Can Frank see you?" Chen Ke asked the "big dad" jokingly on Saturday.

"...Do you have to see me?"

"Well, yesterday, maybe he hasn't figured out my attitude. I think I have to take the main responsibility for this matter." Saturday replied.

"He's just a virtual character." Chen Ke pointed out.

"If virtual characters look like real people, what's the difference between virtual characters and real people?" Saturday asked.

"..." Chen Ke couldn't answer. If this question could be answered simply, then artificial human ethics would not exist.

"Then... see you, but the video must be on." Chen Ke said reluctantly.

Said "Okay" on Saturday, and put the mobile phone beside the pillow, Chen Ke turned his face down again, staring at a gray cloth plaid in a daze.

Although Chen Ke didn't like to listen to the corner, but at the moment he had to.

Not only did he listen to the corner, but he also took the hot tea mug to the bedside table, and while drinking hot water, turned up the phone's volume to the maximum and put it aside.

Frank came in from the living room, he heard the footsteps of Frank and Saturday, Frank seemed to look around the house, and asked Saturday: "Is your cousin not there?"

Chen Ke pouted, what are you doing here?

Saturday said: "I went back early in the morning."

Frank said in a very happy tone: "Great, can we have a good talk now?"

Chen Ke pricked up his ears.

Saturday didn't make a sound, Frank continued: "I like you, I love you, I can't wait to show you my heart, Zhou, dear Zhou! You don't know how big this week is to me Torture! I miss you every night until dawn, I can't bear it anymore, I—”

Chen Ke put the tea mug on the bedside table with a "boom".

Frank's muffled voice came from over there: "What's the sound? Zhou, do you have any pets in your house?"

"No, something probably fell off." Saturday sat down helplessly on the bed, trying to turn off the phone. What he and Frank are talking about now should have nothing to do with Chen Ke.

Unexpectedly, he sat down on the bed, but it seemed to give Frank a strange stimulus, as if some switch in his body had been turned on. Frank bent down, grabbed the hand that was going to grab the phone on Saturday, and held it tightly. hand.

"???" Saturday looked at Frank blankly.

"I love you, I really can't help it, even if you don't like me, you can let me try." As he said, Frank put his arm around Saturday's waist with one hand, pressed his wrist with the other, and pushed him Overwhelmed between the soft mattresses, Frank had a solemn expression on his face as if he was participating in a military parade, "I know you Orientals are very reserved, it doesn't matter, I will open your heart little by little, and let you feel my love. sincerity."

I didn't expect Frank to come out like this on Saturday. He didn't think of resisting until he was crushed under Frank, but Frank seemed to be possessed, and the 1.9-meter-six strong man went crazy. Hold on, not to mention that there are only the two of them in this bedroom.

"Well...Frank, if you do this again, we will break up our relationship!" Saturday angrily said.

"Why, why can others do it, but I can't?" Frank protested aggrievedly, while forcefully kissing Saturday's neck. This kind of move can only be used by a veteran in love... Saturday really underestimated him.

"You let me go!"

"Please, Zhou, I love you."

"If you do this again, I will call the police!"

"week……"

Although the atmosphere was very tense, none of the two people present was as nervous as the third person. Chen Ke, who could only watch a piece of gray plaid cloth and imagined the scene through intense dialogue, splashed the water in the mug on the bed in excitement, grabbed Picking up the phone, he yelled over there: "Don't move! Hands up!"

Frank was taken aback, and raised his hands reflexively, with the palms behind his head.

"Who is talking?" He realized, looking around, there is no third person in this room?

Saturday took the opportunity to turn over and get up, put the mobile phone in his hand, took a step back, and said to Frank with a cold face: "Get out, or I will call the police."

Frank immediately slumped down, like a deflated ball, he stretched out his hands flatteringly, and surrendered to Saturday: "Zhou, don't do this, it's my fault."

"I have indeed dated others before, but our relationship is only based on the exchange of interests and behavioral habits, not what you think," Saturday paused, "You know, I have a clean freak."

"I was wrong, Zhou, really." Frank had a very regretful and guilty look on his face.

"Maybe we should choose to communicate online next time." Saturday said, "Let's clarify things first, and then consider whether to continue to be friends."

Frank hung his head.

Until sending him out on Saturday, he didn't think to ask who was that voice on the bed just now.

And Chen Ke already planned to keep the video unobstructed for 24 hours. He opened the drawer and took out three power banks that had been sealed for a long time.

"It's time to show your abilities." Chen Kehan ​​said to himself with a handsome face.

On Saturday, he rejected Chen Ke's proposal to keep in touch 24 hours a day. Even if Chen Ke had electricity, he didn't have it.

Nothing happened during the following day. In the evening, I decided to go out for a meal on Saturday, and the food at home was not enough for a meal.

Unexpectedly, on the way back after dinner, he saw "Little Chen Ke" wandering downstairs of his house.

Although the location where I live on Saturday is not as good as Chen Ke's house, it is still within the Central Ring Road. The downstairs is brightly lit all year round, and there are many people who come out for a walk in the spring evening. Therefore, when I saw "Little Chen Ke", Saturday Instead of following Chen Ke's orders and running away, he greeted him calmly.

"Little Chen Ke" stared at Saturday with a beautiful face and dark eyes: "You missed the appointment. It's already eight o'clock in the evening."

"I'm sorry, I suddenly have something to do, so - how do you know I live here?" Saturday raised his eyebrows.

"You can know where I live, but can't I know where you live?" "Little Chen Ke" smiled, but there was no smile in his eyes.

"Okay, then I won't ask." Saturday said, "I'm sorry for missing the appointment today."

"Aren't you in a hurry for the school celebration interview?" "Little Chen Ke" looked at Saturday.

"Well, actually, I won't record it anymore." I just remembered this on Saturday.

"Oh, so that's the case." "Little Chen Ke" said calmly, as if there was no surprise at all.

"you--"

"You hate me, don't you?" "Little Chen Ke" said first, "If you hate me, I won't come in front of you to bother you."

Saturday was a little surprised, because in the content of the anti-theft badge he saw, "Little Chen Ke" was definitely not such an easy-talking person, and he disappeared if he didn't see it.

"Actually...it's okay." Saturday doesn't like to criticize people on the spot.

"Really?" "Little Chen Ke" eyes lit up, as if his face was covered with ice and snow, and only then did he show a real smile, "I thought Senior Zhou Yan... thought I was a weirdo, just like other people That's the same as thinking, so Senior Zhou Yan gave up interviewing me."

"It's because of temporary changes. I don't care about it." Saturday lied. Can't bear to watch.

Empathy overflowing?I can't guarantee that I'm still downstairs chatting with the sick girl?Shaking his head with a wry smile on Saturday, he asked, "If you have nothing to do, you should go back early."

"Even if it's not for business, next time you have a chance, please come to my house again." "Little Chen Ke" stared at Saturday, and Saturday saw prayer in his eyes.

"Didn't I say don't see that 'me'! What's the matter with you agreeing to him?"

After returning home and reporting to the author about meeting "Little Chen Ke" while walking, the author lost his temper.

"Can you be a little nicer to yourself?" Saturday couldn't help complaining, "I think the reason why you are so perverted is probably forced by yourself."

At the other end of the video, Chen Ke choked.

"Okay, anyway, it's just polite words, I don't even have an appointment." On Saturday, I felt that "Little Chen Ke" was easy to talk to, and he was not a stalker. It was much easier to deal with than Frank, but, He didn't forget the scene he saw from God's perspective in the anti-theft chapter.

"You don't know anything about me, so of course you think I look okay." Chen Ke lowered his eyes, and he clenched his fists tightly where he couldn't see on Saturday, and the muscles in his wrists protruded from the force.

"Okay, okay, I read those in your novels... I can see it, who doesn't have the hormonal rush of puberty? It's not as serious as you imagined. Even if you are really psychopath, it's just a handless person." A young man with the power to bind a chicken, he may not be able to beat me in a real fight." Saturday felt nothing, compared to Chen Ke, a skinny nerd, Frank, who is 1.9 meters [-], is the real threat. .

"..." Chen Ke always felt a little upset, even though he was comforting him on Saturday.

The duo's experiment, when restarted on Saturday, proved correct.

On Saturday, March 3, it happened again.

And it started from a pitch-black street corner. In the cold wind, I took a taxi home on Saturday, thinking to myself, if I want to go back to the file and start over, it’s best to go home the night before and lie down on the bed.Save yourself the hassle like today.

……

The seal was locked yesterday, but the comments on the anti-theft seal did not reach 500.

Explain that the lock seal is not the root cause, but the comments, or in other words, the degree of attention.

The high degree of attention once brought about by the lock seal, after repeating it every day, every day, for nearly a week, readers became numb, diving in and abandoning the article, thinking that the author might have a real brain twitch, rather than trying to do something. What experimental literature.

"Ding dong"~

I was discussing this matter with Chen Ke on video on Saturday when the doorbell rang.

Chen Ke immediately said nervously, "It's that erotic German guy."

I thought to myself on Saturday, you are not much better, but Frank really needs to be treated with caution.

"Don't open the door." Chen Ke warned like an old lady.

"Don't worry, I can handle it well." On Saturday, Chen Ke was stuffed under the pillow.

Chen Ke's voice muffled from under the pillow: "I can't see anything, can you put me on top of the cabinet, Zhou Yan..."

After inviting Frank in this time on Saturday, he poured him a cup of bitter chrysanthemum tea for clearing away heat and detoxifying.

Frank's face was wrinkled, and he asked on Saturday, "Not good?"

"Delicious, delicious." Frank said, "a drink full of oriental charm."

"It's tea, not a drink." Corrected Saturday.

"Oh, oh, it's tea." After Frank finished speaking, he couldn't help adding another sentence, "The black tea in our hometown is sweet, much better than this, dear Zhou, when you come to my house—"

"I don't like sweet tea, and I won't go to your house." Saturday said firmly, "So, please forget what happened yesterday."

"Huh?" Frank was dumbfounded.

On Saturday, he politely rejected him, and said every sentence very simply, so that Frank couldn't make any brains and associations.

Frank lowered his head. He came here this time to strike while the iron was hot, and then confess his love to Saturday. As a result, Saturday returned to that harsh and cold state, which could make any ambiguous feelings come to naught.

After seeing Frank off, he went back to the bedroom on Saturday and took Chen Ke out from under the pillow.

Chen Ke is holding a big tea mug, like Saturday to show that he also loves to drink tea.

"Nice interception." Chen Ke said.

"A lot of things can be explained with words, and there is no need to use hands and feet." Said on Saturday, "If you don't say it, it is easy to cause trouble."

"Hmm." Chen Ke agreed. He felt that his most wise decision was to confess everything to Saturday and achieve the state of the two gentlemen's candid exchanges of conscience.

In fact... not too magnanimous.

Chen Ke knew everything about Saturday, but Saturday only knew a little bit of Chen Ke, the superficial.