You can't afford to hurt a man wearing an anti-theft badge

The three were taken to the police station, taken away by the police uncles one by one, locked in small private rooms, and recorded.

I don’t know what’s going on in the other rooms on Saturday. It’s the first time for him to come to the police station. He thought that if he committed a crime and came to this kind of place, he would be greeted with sneers. Unexpectedly, the police’s attitude was very kind and he even gave him a cup of hot water. Water let him drink.

The policeman took out a notebook and recorded while asking questions. At the beginning, he asked about his name, work situation, where did he go to university, where did he go to middle school, and then he got to the point, asking about his relationship with Chen Ke. On Saturday, he gave a frank answer. Yes, the police are well-informed after all, and there is nothing to make a fuss about when the two men fall in love.

"You said you started living together officially half a year ago?"

"Yes." Saturday replied, "To be precise, it is four and a half months, almost five months."

"Then do you know that he has a history of mental illness?" the policeman reminded out of kindness.

"I know." Said on Saturday, "I also took him to the doctor. He is recovering well now and there should be no major problems."

"How do you judge that he is recovering well?" The policeman shook his head, "Do you know that he writes novels in a place called jj?"

"I know." Saturday was strange, why did the police care about this?Could it be that he was called over for tea because he was driving?

"Have you read any of his novels?" asked the policeman.

"I've seen it." Saturday couldn't help but feel nervous. He had already made up his mind about the next day's Weibo topic #世界网剧ip作品元柯人耀黄被被#, too miserable, finally from the anti-theft chapter world After coming back alive, he was arrested because of the dirty jokes automatically generated by the anti-theft chapter... Wait, the few times Chen Ke and him had sex on Sieus' bed should have been deleted by "Little Chen Ke", "Little Chen Ke "After coming in, they didn't do it again, how could there be driving content?

"Then you know you were written into the novel by him, right?" the policeman continued to ask.

"know."

"You know?" The policeman was a little surprised, "You don't have any idea about it?"

"No." Sat replied immediately.

"It seems that you trust him very much." The policeman said, "However, we still want to remind you that Mr. Chen's mental state, especially his attitude towards you, is still dangerous, but because he has not violated the law in any way. The behavior is just to write you into his novel, um, in a more extreme form, we can’t arrest him just because he writes a novel.”

I was confused on Saturday, the police didn't think that Chen Ke himself would pose any threat to him because he was imprisoned in the anti-theft badge of "Little Chen Ke", and then the natural gas exploded?And hasn't it been half a year since that happened?Why didn't Chen Ke be arrested then?

After the statement was recorded on Saturday, the chatter was released almost at the same time. The two met outside the corridor, but Chen Ke hadn't finished asking.

"What's the matter?" Saturday couldn't help asking.

The chatter also looked confused: "You two didn't quarrel, did you?"

"Me and Chen Ke?" Saturday was puzzled, "No."

"He didn't hit you, did he?" Hua Nao asked in a low voice, "Why are you lying on the bed again?"

"Of course he didn't hit me?" Saturday was a little annoyed, "What gave you the illusion that he beat me?"

"He's actually pretty good, he was born in gang fights." Chatter immediately patched it up.

"Well, I know...why are you talking about this?" Saturday suddenly reacted, "Isn't it you who reported it?"

"Of course it's not me!" Hua Nao looked shocked, "Whoever reports Chen Ke, I can't report it. He is my boss. I rely on him to buy a house and marry a wife."

"..." Saturday thought to himself, why does Chen Ke feel happy to be a father.

"As for who reported it... I might know." Hua Nao mysteriously took out his phone, swiped to the latest chapter of "The Overbearing President's Special Assistant", and handed the phone to Saturday, "Look at this. "

"The Special Assistant to the Domineering President" Volume [-] The Tyrant Seaus

△After Zhou Yan was able to sit up, Sieus left the guards to guard him, while Sieus himself went to the observation deck at the highest point of the Golden Palace.

△In the memory of Sius, Zhou Yan always cast his eyes on the dome and the colonnade, and his eyes were delighted because of those ingenious structures.

△The observation deck can not only overlook the sea, but also have a panoramic view of the Golden Palace.

△In addition, Zhou Yan doesn't like crowds, so choosing the observation deck as the place to propose is really the most suitable.

△Not only that, Sius also paved a thick floor for Zhou Yan with his own hands, hung iris flowers on the columns, and even peeled off two leopard skins...

Saturday:"……"

Hua Nao explained: "Did I tell you that one day the boss suddenly disappeared, he asked me to take care of you, and then he disappeared. I suspect that he probably escaped through the window. Since then, he Just give up the treatment, and completely change the main character here——Yacintos into your name."

After chatting, he looked at Saturday with sympathetic eyes.

The goosebumps that were so hard to suppress on Saturday rose again.

"What the hell do you want me to see?" Saturday asked.

"Ahem, Mr. Zhou, you will find out after reading down." Hua Nao said, "This is a chapter that was just updated in the middle of the night. Not long after the update was released, someone called the police."

"You mean, Chen Ke was reported only after someone read this chapter?" Surprised on Saturday, he continued to read.

△The old Chinese doctor took off his thick robe, revealing a handsome face!He is none other than Feng Zixuan!

△Feng Zixuan wrapped Zhou Yan tightly in his robe, and asked in a low voice: "A Liu, are you okay?"

△"Aliu?" Sieus was stunned. The fight with Feng Zixuan just now made him realize that this person should not be underestimated. However, it seems that Feng Zixuan still knows Zhou Yan and calls him Aliu?What's happening here?His head was punched by Feng Zixuan, and it is still buzzing at this moment.

△Feng Zixuan said: "I said earlier, if you just kill this violent sex maniac, wouldn't there be nothing today?"

"Fuck." Saturday couldn't help but swear, what's going on?

After thinking about it, "Little Chen Ke" and Feng Zixuan also wore the anti-theft badge, and no one coded the content of the anti-theft badge. The name Feng Zixuan appeared in the text loudly, which did not cause readers to riot No wonder.

"Isn't it strange," the chatterer approached, and said in a low voice, "I don't know where the boss wrote it. You said he wrote it like this, can he be in a good mental state? ... There are scary things in the back, Mr. Zhou, first Be mentally prepared."

Saturday:"……"

△Theus narrowed his eyes: "Zhou Yan, I really underestimated you, you played me around again and again, this time I made a special trip to find helpers from the real world, today's matter, you have discussed for a long time, right? "

△"Stop talking nonsense, die!" Feng Zixuan rushed towards Sius, and the two rolled into a ball.

Covering your forehead on Saturday, it's almost invisible, why is the real world coming out?The promised anti-theft chapter won't contain anything related to the real world?

△"Feng Zixuan, Sius, stop!" Zhou Yan shouted, but his voice could not stop the two men who were in a rage.

△After the moon was hidden in the thick clouds, there was darkness between the sky and the earth. Zhou Yan fumbled to stop the two of them, but suddenly tripped under his feet, lost his balance, and fell from the observation deck!

This chapter ends here.

He wanted to read on Saturday, but the content was gone, so he couldn't help being surprised.

Thinking about it carefully, the anti-theft badge was issued at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and the content of the record was also at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night in the ancient Roman world. Coincidentally, the stairs rolled at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night on Saturday—if it wasn't for the time It happened to be right on the top, and on Saturday, I would suspect that this was a deliberate climax.

"Mr. Zhou," Hua Nao said with a sympathetic expression, "What do you think when you see this?"

"……I have no idea."

"Boss, he is really perverted. To be honest, although I am his editor, but out of humanitarian spirit, I want to tell you, boss - he really loves you," Hua Nao said with a serious face. "And for some perverted controlled authors, the more they love a shou, the more they want to abuse him. The abusive parents don't know each other, so they express their love for him in this way."

"..." Saturday didn't want to understand the inner world of the perverted author imagined by Hualao, "So why was Chen Ke reported? I still don't understand."

"We can understand the mood of the boss, but some readers don't understand, especially - after knowing that Mr. Zhou is a real person." Hua Lao took the phone, swiped to a comment, and handed it to Saturday.

When I saw it on Saturday, I was amazed.

"This is……"

One person scored 2:

Could it be that the peeling sticker is real...?horrible!

Beer Duck replied:

I cried!Lan Ke, come out and say something!

hahahuahua replied:

What skin stickers? ?

One person replied:

The tall building in the White Lotus Forum "Picking the skin: the mentally ill Lan Keren and his ten-thousand-year male protagonist Saturday" [link]

Gu Shaoxuan replied:

Terrible, it’s the first time I read a novel and saw a horror movie...

Unable to reply to the name:

1. I don't know what happened to that Zhou Yan, so pitiful, he was abused in the anti-theft chapter, and imprisoned by Lan Ke in the real world, so perverted!

Blank reply:

Sickly Two-dimensional is cute, three-dimensional is not cute at all qaq

On Saturday, he followed the link and saw the pink page of the White Lotus Forum, a long content, which made him shudder.

"Picking Skin: The Psychopath Lan Keren and His Ten Thousand Years Male Lead Saturday"

Landlord: Be brave for a righteous cause Hacker A

The text of Papitie started from a very small entry point, that is, when the name "Zhou Yan" first appeared in the anti-theft chapter of "Tyrant Seuss", although the author quickly changed the anti-theft chapter and replaced it with It became a popular science text, but it was still screenshotted by the quick-handed "Hacker A who sees righteousness and bravery".

"Hacker A" is a straight man, straight and straightforward, and never reads Tanmei. According to him, the reason why he paid attention to the author of Lan Keren is purely personal - Hacker A's girlfriend has been reading Tanmei. , and especially love the author of Lankeren, read all his books, resulting in his girlfriend having no time to accompany Hacker A, Hacker A had to be a widow, with nowhere to express his grievances, so he began to pay attention to Lankeren.

It turned out that this attention was not important. He found that people from Lanke were replacing the anti-theft badges recently, and a person surnamed Zhou frequently appeared in these anti-theft badges, which aroused discussions among the following people. Zhou Yan, not only appeared in the anti-theft chapter of "The Tyrant Seuss", but also appeared in the anti-theft chapter of "Urban Cultivation: Wastewood Counterattack". Xuan's first love appeared, besides this, there was another even more strange one, which was the earliest version of the anti-theft chapter of "Urban Cultivation: The Waste of Firewood Counterattack". It was a story about a person named Chen Ke, how The story of seducing and imprisoning the male god on Saturday, and according to a certain sentence of Chen Ke's soliloquy, it can be known that Saturday and Zhou Yan are the same person.

This person named Zhou Yan appeared in the three anti-theft chapters. Hacker A couldn't help but maliciously speculate that maybe Lanke also knew this person named Zhou Yan in real life.

Moreover, their relationship is unusual——Hacker A carefully read through several articles written by Ji Wenzai, including those crooked passages that made him feel uncomfortable, and he read them verbatim. Conclusion: Lanke people absolutely like Zhou Yan, but they can't express this feeling in real life, so they distort it to a perverted level.

After Hacker A got this conclusion, he told his girlfriend, but he was scolded by his girlfriend for being crazy, and he was kicked out on the night of the Spring Festival. In the bleak cold wind, Hacker A had a painful experience. He felt that he didn’t dig deep enough, and the information was not enough. , will lead to the tragedy of courtship (?) failure.

So, Hacker A made persistent efforts, and this time, he found a shocking surprise in his investigation!

Lan Ke's real name is Chen Ke!

He never expected that Lanke not only had a crush on YY in the novel, but also included YY himself. In the chapter of "Urban Cultivation: The Waste of Firewood Counterattack", there is a pervert named Chen Ke. , Crush failed to follow Zhou Yan, and locked him up.

Then Zhou Yan in reality, wouldn't he be in danger?Hacker A couldn't help but investigate Chen Ke's resume, and found that he was locked in the school with a senior named Zhou Yan. He had to spend time in prison, so he dug up this relationship and stopped.

At the end of the post, Hacker A hinted to everyone with a hesitant attitude that although Lanke is a glamorous god, it is difficult to say what kind of character the person behind this pseudonym is, and what he wrote According to the content of the anti-theft badge, his spirit may be abnormal.

When I saw this on Saturday, I admired the hacker's technology very much, but I was speechless about his meddling character.

On Saturday, he didn't really care about being picked out, but Chen Ke's identity was picked out, and Chen Ke's mental instability in college... were all caught by this nosy person. Hackers were brought to the fore and exposed to scrutiny, which made Saturday feel tricky.

"I'm sorry, are you his editor? Like an agent?" Saturday asked Huachao, "Do you need to go to public relations for this matter?"

The chatter showed a look of shame: "I also want to do a PR, but you know, I brought this post to the boss, but the boss not only didn't listen to me, but also asked me to take care of you, so he turned it over by himself. The window escaped!"

That night, in the middle of the night, Hua Nao came to Chen Ke in a hurry, just for this matter. Who knew that he found not Chen Ke, but Feng Zixuan and "Little Chen Ke". I went to save Saturday, so I didn't listen carefully to what Huachao said, so I just left the mess to Huachao.

"So it's like this..." Saturday felt a headache.

"But I never expected—they would report the boss, how could it be like this!" Hua Nao hugged his head in despair.

"...Calm down, it's okay, really, I've explained it to the police." Saturday patted Hua Lao on the shoulder.

"The boss didn't commit a crime, of course nothing will happen... But when I think about continuing to stir up this topic day and night, I feel a headache, no, I have to go home and rest for a while, the boss is out, trouble Mr. Zhou, please tell him." Hua Nao said.

"Is there no need to hype? I will tell him about other things. You can go back and rest first." Saturday said.

The chatter was like an amnesty, and he ran away immediately.

When Chen Ke came out, he saw Saturday standing alone in the corridor.

He was obviously being interrogated mainly by the police, and the interrogation methods are probably different. I saw that his face was a little pale and he looked a little sleepy.

After seeing Saturday, Chen Ke was obviously in a better mood, and walked quickly to Saturday: "It's okay, we can go back."

"That's good." Saturday rolled his eyes and grabbed Chen Ke's arm.

When the two left the police station, the sky was already slightly bright.

There were not many cars on the road, so Chen Ke took out his mobile phone and called a special car. While waiting for the car, Chen Ke asked, "Where are you talking?"

"Talking about going back to rest." Saturday said.

"He ran really fast." Chen Ke said, "I even went to the police station and he didn't say anything?"

With that said, Chen Ke was about to call Hualao.

On Saturday, he pressed Chen Ke's hand, chattered to him about what he had said back and forth, and told Chen Ke again.

After repeating the story, seeing Chen Ke's gloomy expression, Saturday suddenly realized why the talker dragged him to explain these things in detail in the corridor - that was to avoid directly confronting the boss and getting angry. !Chicken thief chatter!

"No." Chen Ke's brain was so quick that he discovered the loophole in it all at once. "It's just a hacker's imagination. Even if he finds out that I am Chen Ke, so what? Can the content of a fictional novel be used as a crime?" Is it?"

Facing Chen Ke's question, he really couldn't answer on Saturday.

"When the police interrogated me, they mentioned that your work unit had approached you, but you didn't reply to them, indicating that the whistleblower knew that you were in Ocean Design Firm." Chen Ke analyzed, "That is to say, to report Someone knows your latest movements, if the whistleblower is the hacker, his behavior has crossed the line."

"You mean, he followed me?" Saturday was surprised.

"That's not the case, some information can be obtained without tracking." Chen Ke said.

The two were silent for a while, and the special car drove up.

"Actually, I think... the fact that we wear anti-theft badges is absurd to people in the real world, and they won't believe it."

Back home, only Saturday and Chen Ke were left, and Saturday told his inference.

"Hmm." Chen Ke thought so too.

"So even if this incident is exposed, it doesn't matter. Maybe there will be some film and television companies who think this idea is good and want to make it into a TV series." Saturday couldn't help laughing, "Just call the man who wears the anti-theft badge you I can't afford to hurt hahahahaha..."

"Television dramas cannot film time travel." Chen Ke said.

"Well, and this plot is really too ridiculous, I guess no one will believe it after filming... Compared to this, I am more worried that if your split personality is discovered, it may affect your career. "There was worry in Saturday's eyes.

"That's not true. Didn't an author with the pseudonym Uncle Shan tweet that he was mentally ill?" Chen Ke said.

"That's true."

The two discussed it, and felt that the most important issue at the moment was to try to control information leakage. Chen Ke made a few phone calls, contacted some resources left by the author circle and the film and television circle, and deleted all the posts that should be deleted. up.

Chen Ke thought about it and wrote another statement, which he sent to Huachao.

The chatter who was "sleeping" over there immediately sent a reply: Boss, you are awesome!