The whole prehistoric world knows that Mozu is getting a divorce

After running away from home, Hong Ergou wandered in the wild for almost 200 years.

I thought his father was the most powerful in the prehistoric world, but after careful inquiry, he discovered that it was the father who was the ancestor of Taoism who left more psychological shadows on the prehistoric people.

It is said that preaching led to it.

Hong Ergou didn't quite understand, "Be reasonable, listening to sermons is a good thing."

It's a treat to be able to listen to the Boulevard.

The second generation of a certain immortal with the roots of the Chaos Demon God classified the Primordial Cultivator into the level of "being lazy in cultivation".Hong Ergou likes to listen to Hongjun's sermons the most, and every time he listens to it, he is addicted to it, and his cultivation base soars.

Putting this strange matter aside, Hong Ergou visited the dojos of several saints in the lower realm according to the distance.

After knowing his identity, the saint's disciples and grandchildren were all very enthusiastic towards him. He felt that the sadness of being neglected and fooled in Zixiao Palace made up for it a lot.

"It's better to be my father's apprentice!"

He thought of Brother Liansheng, Uncle Yangmei, Sanqing...

Finding that he had missed the guide and the promise, Hong Ergou diverted to the prehistoric west.

During this period, he received several worrying letters from Brother Liansheng, who advised him to go back and "surrender himself", but Hong Ergou has such a temper, how could he bow his head and admit his mistake so easily, he continued to play in the wilderness until Luo Hu personally descended into the realm Arrest.

That day, layers of purple air appeared in the sky.

Hong Ergou shuddered, sensing who it was.He fled quickly at the Lingshan Mountain of Buddhism, shouting: "Brother Liansheng, help!"

Liansheng from Mount Sumeru said that the mountain is high and the road is far away, and it cannot save you.

The lord of Lingshan, Zhunti, who took the place of guiding and managing the dojo, looked blank, "Daoxuan, why did you run away? Could it be that the Buddhist sect didn't entertain you well?"

As soon as Hong Ergou came out of Lingshan, the road ahead was blocked by the unkind Rahu.

"Have you learned how to run away from home?"

The beauty in red spoke softly to her son, the worry on her brows seemed to be full of concern. Seeing him like that, Hong Ergou's goosebumps flooded and he took three steps back, "Father...you, why do you have time to come and find me?"

Luo Hu pretended to be surprised, "Why can't I come down?"

Hong Ergou has a hard time.

Who said that the catastrophe would not happen, and that the Taoist ancestors and the demon ancestors all retired to Zixiao Palace!

fraud!

Two big liars!

Hong Ergou, who tried to stay in the lower realm to hide from others, was sadly carried home by Luo Hu.When he arrived in Zixiao Palace, Hongjun said flatly as if his son had only been out for a day, "You're back? Remember to write a new copy of your experience on the sage's preaching."

Yaoshou, that is the homework of 1 years ago!

Hong Ergou said angrily: "You all only care about yourself, remember to take care of me?"

Hongjun's anger towards him was a bit strange, and he blocked Tiandao's sight and said, "It's only been a hundred years since Luo Hu and I had conflicts, and we're just acting for Tiandao to watch."

Hong Ergou was aggrieved and complained: "But you didn't notify me!"

Fortunately, he thought he was going to become a single-parent family!

Hongjun looked at the young man whose height reached his shoulders, and smiled gently, "You are not a child anymore, you have to use your own brain to analyze the situation."

For example, Yang Mei realized something. During that period of paddling, she never revealed Luo Hu's location to Hong Ergou.

"You're so stupid, you're worried that you'll be cheated when you go out." Luo Hu followed up with a sarcasm, and stepped in from the entrance of Zixiao Palace, "Hongjun, Liansheng's wings have grown hard, and he dared to ignore our words, Let Ergou stay in the lower realm for so long."

Hearing that Brother Liansheng was involved, Hong Ergou said without hesitation: "One person does things and one person is responsible!"

Luo Hu smiled, "Very good, three hundred handwritten versions of the experience of becoming a saint."

Hong Ergou withered.

In the next few days, Hong Ergou will be on the verge of breaking his hand. Luo Hu asked Hong Ergou to use paper and pen to complete this sanctification experience, instead of engraving it into the jade tablet with spiritual thoughts. Let Hong Ergou fully remember what he wrote.

It's just a bunch of flying...

Hong Ergou threw away the brush and covered his face, "I'm too embarrassed to hand it over."

The words are rotten, the content is nonsense, and it has not improved much from ten thousand years ago.

After all, he has no reverence for the saints. When observing the dojo, he focuses more on admiring the scenery and the environment, and doesn't care much about how they became holy.

Worryingly, Hong Ergou summoned Bai Lian, "If it were you, how would you write it?"

Bai Lian arranged the petals very spiritually.

[Can't do anything. 】

When Hong Ergou didn't dare to hand over things, Brother Liansheng came to Zixiao Palace again, which surprised and disturbed Hong Ergou.Sure enough, brother Liansheng was punished by his father to sweep the flat peach grove, and had to brew a hundred altars of fine wine.

Hong Ergou took his own paper to find Brother Liansheng.

When Liansheng saw him, he said happily, "Ergou, are you having fun in the wilderness?"

Liansheng couldn't see the slightest bit of annoyance at being cheated by Hong Ergou.He was tolerant of his younger brother as always, and he was used to taking the blame. It has to be said that there are two brats, Garuda and Kongxuan, and Honger is not that strong.

Hong Ergou nodded fiercely, and said movedly: "I am very free and very happy, thank you brother for helping me cover up." Only his brother Liansheng is so gentle.

Liansheng was immediately stunned by the pen stuffed in his hand.

Hong Ergou said expectantly: "Brother Liansheng, can you guide me to write a report on sanctification? Father and father want me to understand and explain the sanctification of several saints."

Liansheng couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, I will guide you."

Putting down the broom, he and Hong Ergou sat on the ground. The forest was full of flat peaches hanging on the branches, and the fruits were piled up, making this place more like a paradise.

This picture of the elder brother teaching the younger brother was imprinted in Hongjun's eyes.

Sitting on the cloud bed in the Zixiao Palace, the Taoist in purple glanced at the flat peach forest and ignored it. Liansheng had seen all the saints' sanctifications and had the memory of Pangu's enlightenment. The other party was more suitable than himself to guide Hong Ergou The path to the Chaos Demon God's enlightenment.

After receiving the guidance of Liansheng, a frequent visitor to the Dao, Hongergou suddenly realized that he tore up the content he had written and wrote a new one when he went back.

This time, putting aside the angle of love and hatred, I wrote the sermon as a history of struggle.

Example [-]: Brother Liansheng.

From Pangu proving the Tao with strength to Liansheng's great vow to become a saint, there is a sad history of blood and tears of a certain awesome creator god.

Example [-]: Uncle Yang Mei.

From the Chaos God to the Story of a Tree...

Example [-]: Sanqing...

Hong Ergou wrote it with great excitement. According to his father's words, every person who is sanctified is on the road of counterattack. Once he is sanctified, he will be full of gold fingers and be invincible in the world.

Seven days later, Hong Ergou transported the pile of papers to the main hall of Zixiao Palace.

Hongjun: "..."

Even the censers in the temple could not cover the smell of ink on the paper.

Hongjun went to knock on a lazy demon ancestor, "Luo Hui, come and see."

Luo Hu was sleeping on the bed and didn't want to go at all, "Look for yourself, I just punished him to take the matter of preaching more seriously."

Hongjun withdrew his divine sense, and when he lowered his head, he saw Hong Ergou's nervous eyes.

Laughing for a second, he picked up the paper and read it, like a father and son checking their homework.In terms of maintaining family relationships, Hongjun is more inclined to do it himself, and often learns from the situation in the lower realm, which makes Hongergou respect him more than Luohu.

First of all, Hongjun read the history of Liansheng's struggle, not... the history of enlightenment.

[Pangu's strong body held up the heavens and the earth. In order to prove the Tao, he sacrificed everything and abandoned everything. Wherever his eyes looked, the Chaos Demon God was terrified...]

From the description above, Hongjun seemed to have witnessed the birth of a Pangu fan, and he couldn't help saying in an indescribable tone: "Do you respect Pangu?"

Hong Ergou said cheerfully: "Yes, he is so strong!"

Hongjun was silent.

Hehe, if it wasn't for Pangu, how could he be beaten from a saint to a quasi-sage!

After Hongjun finished reading one of the experiences in proving the Tao, he destroyed the remaining duplicated papers, and with a flick of his purple sleeve, Zixiao Palace regained its openness and atmosphere.

"Stay here, and I will preach to you."

Daozu said to his son coldly.

Hong Ergou was not afraid at all, and excitedly said: "Last time we talked about the composition of the power of chaos, what are we talking about this time? I want to know how the killing energy of chaos is formed..."

Ignoring his request, Hongjun closed his eyes and talked about the birth of Chaos Demon God.

Hong Ergou puffed up his cheeks.

Compared with those insignificant objects, he wants to know the details of his father!Don't forget that his father told him that if he wanted to change his name, he had to defeat his father first!

Hongjun's sermon was full of foreshadowing. The front progressed slowly, slowly explaining every detail of Chaos, and then he focused on Pan Gu's life experience, including how muscular the other party was, and how much he loved to run naked in Chaos.Following Hongjun's sermon, Hong Ergou was full of horror and imagined a barbarian who never wore clothes and carried an axe.

In an instant, Pangu's image of Gao Wei collapsed into a mess.

Tiandao: "..."

Fortune Jade Plate: "..."

The two without entities listened to Daozu's voice silently, and deeply understood how terrifying the existence of a Pan Guhei was.

Seeing that his goal was achieved, Hongjun only preached for a month before letting go of his son, watching Hong Er's top-heavy dog ​​stagger away with a bunch of chaotic secrets.

Hongjun touched the fortune jade plate with satisfaction, "What I'm telling is the truth."

The fortune jade dish shook.

Chaotic Qinglian is above, its master is blackmailing your son again!

After solving the problem of Hong Ergou, Hong Jun was a little bored sitting on the cloud bed, and decided to go to Luo Hu to pass the time.Luo Hu was woken up by him in his sleep, and slapped him on the thigh, "I'm communicating with the Demonic Dao...don't look for me when I'm sleeping..."

Hongjun lifted his body that refused to get up, and told him about Hong Ergou, "Having seen the freedom of the lower realm, Daoxuan may not be able to stay in Zixiao Palace."

Luo Hu laughed angrily, "Do you think he can run a second time?"

Hongjun smiled knowingly at his self-confidence, "It's better to be blocked than to be sparse. You must give him a chance, otherwise it will be easy to waste time in Zixiao Palace."

Luo Hu was thoughtful, "Okay, I will have a talk with him tomorrow."

A stick, a carrot, he still understands this principle.

So the next day——

Hong Ergou suffered horrific domestic violence, "Ahhhhh—"

Murder!

Luo Hu frowned, retracted the soft and boneless hand in the sleeve, and subconsciously blocked the ear-piercing scream, "What are you crying and howling, I just let you take action, as long as you can take three palms from me, I will let you go!" Go down and play."

Hong Ergou slapped him, and after the scream, his face was as white as paper, and his soul was about to float out of his mouth, dying.

"I, I'm going to die..."

"..."

"Before you die... Father, please..."

"what?"

"Remember...give me...a...brother and sister...to serve my father..."

"..."

Luo Hu was silent for a moment, raised his hand angrily, and knocked the shameless Hong Ergou away, "Get lost! Who will give birth to a younger brother and sister for you!"

He only remembered Hongjun as his father, why didn't he remember him!

This seat will also be jealous!

The author has something to say: #818热一罗睺的不孝子#

Luo Hu: QAQ actually doesn't remember me!

Hong Ergou: QAQ, do you dare to be gentle and take it easy, old man!

Rahu: You are dreaming!

Hong Ergou: OTZ