818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

[Warning]: Please do not eat while reading this chapter

After confirming the conjecture in his heart, Xiao He felt as if thousands of grass and mud horses were galloping past. This master is really a strange person, who is not good at crossing? It's so funny to watch the little monster recite scriptures and transform people. If he instigated him to become a monk and do good deeds, would Jiu Jiu still have any demons he could use?He was not afraid that Jiu Jiu would get angry and kill him.

He twitched his mouth: "Well... I don't know if I should say something or not. I have met Jiu Jiu several times, but I think he is ruthless... Why did the master choose him to cross?"

Xiao He actually wanted to say directly, this monster is very violent, if you annoy people with Buddhist scriptures, you are likely to be killed.Even if you want to purify the Dharma and preach the Dharma, you should choose someone. Why not start with the simple ones? If you insist on choosing such a challenging one, you are looking for death.

Because he has faced Jiu Jiu's abnormality and been bullied several times, Xiao He felt that it was necessary to remind him that he could not pay attention to his own safety. Maybe those who served the Buddha had long ignored life and death, but...he couldn't just let him go Send to death!Xiao He had no choice but to sit idly by as someone silently gave him food for so long.

Helplessly (slightly) charmingly (slightly) smiled: "The world of mortals is boundless, all living beings are suffering, and the demon king is also one of the living beings. Since the poor monk meets him, it means that he has a predestined relationship with the poor monk. It is the same for anyone who crosses over. The people in front of me can't get across, so what face does the poor monk have to talk about the Buddha Dharma to save all living beings."

Xiao He felt that he might be purified by the holy light emanating from him, he shook his head vigorously, and said sincerely: "I understand all these principles, what I mean is that Jiu Jiu is too dangerous, read him I'm bored, I'm afraid he will do something to you."

Unable to stare at him in doubt for a moment, and suddenly realized: "The benefactor Xiao is worried about the safety of the poor monk? If so, there is no need to worry..."

Xiao He was surprised when he heard this, is there anything special about this master?It clearly looks like an ordinary person except for a little longer hair and a little evil appearance.

Unable to explain something, a ringing bell suddenly sounded outside the yard, unable to sigh: "It seems that today's gossip has come to an end, benefactor Xiao, the poor monk has something important to do, so let's go first."

Xiao He stood up and sent him out: "I haven't heard the bell ringing for a few days here, what is it?"

Unable to pick up the bamboo hat and put it on his head, he smiled and said: "This is the agreement between the poor monk and the demon king. When the bell rings, the poor monk must go to serve the left and right, and let him be ordered. In exchange, the demon king allows the poor monk to stay. Every day, I listen to the poor monk's lecture on Buddhist scriptures for half an hour."

Xiao He frowned: "This is too much."

Although he doesn't believe in Buddhism, he has great respect for these people with strict self-control. Jiu Jiu's behavior is simply ruining them.

I couldn't help but smiled indifferently: "It's okay, the poor monk has been used to it for hundreds of years. The work of the demon king is just a little more cumbersome, and it's just a little effort, and daily work is also a kind of practice."

"……Hundreds of years?"

Unable to frowned lightly, he had an evil look on his face again: "This is the poor monk's mistake. After 500 years, he still hasn't purified the ominous aura from the demon king, but instead made him worse."

Xiao He looked at him sincerely, and said expressionlessly: "Master, I'll go with you, if there is someone to help you, you can hurry up."

Xiao He is not someone who likes to meddle in other people's business, what he hears are the three words 500 years - this master of lawlessness is really not a normal person, if he can live 500 years, he must be a god!Xiao He felt that it was necessary to follow him to have a look.

He had no choice but to refuse, and handed Xiao He his bamboo hat to wear. Xiao He was embarrassed, and always felt that he was being taken care of like a child.

"The benefactor Xiao is weak, not as strong and healthy as the poor monk, so he should give priority to wearing a bamboo hat."

Unable to look at Xiao He, his eyes were crystal clear, he didn't seem to realize that he was taking care of Xiao He, but felt that it should be like this, so he did so.

Xiao He still wanted to decline a few words, but he had already walked into the rain curtain quickly, so Xiao He hurried to catch up.

Unable to take him to change water shoes and gloves first, the two of them were equipped as if they were going to fish in the river.Then Xiao He couldn't come to a hall, which was much bigger than Xiao He's place, the hall was so high that he couldn't even see the ceiling when he looked up.As soon as they entered the hall, Xiao He heard some faint and strange voices.

Xiao He took a sneak peek at Fu Fu, but the other party was very calm, as if he hadn't heard, Xiao He didn't say anything, and forcibly suppressed his curiosity.

Unable to take out a plastic bucket and a mop from a corner, he took out another mop and handed it to Xiao He, saying that he was still a little weak and asked him to do what he could.

Can't stop talking, lowered his head and started mopping the floor, Xiao He followed behind with a mop and started mopping.The ground actually looked quite clean, and I couldn't pick up a plastic bucket and pour a basin of water on the ground, and wait until the water completely soaked under the ground before scrubbing with a mop.

Xiao He watched helplessly as he wiped out a large lump of sticky stuff on the clean ground, which was transparent white with a little yellowish color, and after being unable to sweep it to one place, it gathered together, exuding a faint stench.

Xiao He was a little nauseous, he saw that the helpless mop was stuck together by the mucus, so he hurried to get the shovel, who knew that when the shovel was shoveled down, the whole shovel would be sucked inside, and he couldn't pull it out.

——What is this... superglue? !

Unable to realize Xiao He's predicament, he smiled and wiped the sweat off his face with his cuff, and handed the mop to Xiao He: "This kind of physical work is better for the poor monk, can benefactor Xiao help the poor monk to splash water on other parts of the hall? "

Xiao He understood his physical strength, and following along would not be able to help but get in the way, so he hurriedly responded.He carried a bucket and splashed water everywhere, and the place where he splashed absorbed the water and turned into a sticky layer, which slipped even if he stepped on it.

While splashing water, Xiao He guessed what these things were. Thinking about it, he couldn't help but think of the horror movies he had seen, such as corpse oil... Xiao He was almost disgusted by his own associations.

This hall is very big, and he had to carry water many times before splashing the whole hall wet. When he reached a corner near the edge, the ground became thicker and thicker, and Xiao He almost covered his insteps when he stepped on it.Xiao He heard the strange sound he heard before again, the sound was still getting louder, Xiao He stopped and listened carefully for a moment, it seemed to be the sound of scales rubbing against each other, besides that, there was an ecstasy panting - Breath, and a charming high-pitched female voice.

As soon as Xiao He heard his scalp explode, he reflexively took a step back, and hit his back against a hard chest.Xiao He was shocked, and the mucus stuck to his feet again, and he almost fell down.

"Grandmaster?!"

"Is Benefactor Xiao alright?"

The person Xiao He ran into was helpless. After cleaning a place, he suddenly found that Xiao He was nowhere to be found. Then he remembered to tell him to stay away from here, so he hurried over. Unexpectedly, Xiao He had already discovered this place before him.

Xiao He shook his head with a cold face. At this time, those voices rang out again inappropriately, echoing and floating in the empty hall. Xiao He glanced awkwardly. The latter's expression remained unchanged, but his smile was a little uncomfortable.

"Benefactor Xiao was shocked. You should have told the benefactor in advance, it was all the negligence of the poor monk."

"So Master knows?"

Xiao He glanced at the place where the sound was coming from, and saw a deep pit made of white stones. Inside the deep pit, one or two snake tails of different colors would rise up from time to time, accompanied by the sound of slapping, rubbing against the scales. The sound kept beating the stone walls around the deep pit.

This is obviously a bunch of snakes mating inside, one of which is black and extraordinarily large, curling up the rest in the middle of its long tail.

Xiao He saw that there were two bat-like fleshy wings covered with snakeskin on the black snake's back, and a huge sarcoid on the top of its head. There were two deep holes behind the sarcoid, with watery blood faintly revealing - as if the inside It was as if something had grown there, but now it was dug away.The body of the black snake is very long and thick, and it almost fills up the entire pit when coiled up.

There are two slightly thinner snakes in front of him, one brown, one yellow, and black. Two blood-red semi-penis meat-pillars are inserted into the bodies of the two female snakes, following his body. The strong muscles kept contracting and wriggling, and the two meat-pillars went in and out of the female snake's body.There are several half-human, half-snake women lying on Black Snake's back. Their snow-white upper bodies are not hanging at all, and the two huge hemispheres on their chests are squeezed on Black Snake's body to entangle him, while lying on him. Put your face against the black snake to rub and lick.

Black Snake didn't care either, as if he didn't feel it at all, he focused on his piston movement.This movement lasted for a long time, and one of the female snakes suddenly let out a cry of pain like a human woman, and suddenly tensed into a stiff bow, which lasted for a few minutes, then slipped limply from the black snake and fell into the pit , never move again.The black snake didn't have any special reaction. After the penis buried in the female snake's body was pulled out, a large stream of transparent bloody liquid came out. The tip of the black snake's tail wrapped around a female snake lying on its back. Going forward, he inserted the vacant penis into the body of the female snake, and continued to plunge, and there was another obscene sound from the deep pit.

Xiao He didn't have any expression on his face, and his heart was overwhelmed. He suddenly thought - the pile he stepped on couldn't be... vomit!

"Amitabha."

Helpless uttered the Buddha's name to pull Xiao He out of those bad reveries, he looked at him, but saw that there was no trace of disgust or obscenity in the other person's expression, but a look of pity.

Xiao He patted his chest hard to dissipate those disgusting feelings-the Soochow Nongzhuke once wrote a preface to "Jin-Ping-Mei", in which four kinds of people are mentioned, beasts, villains, gentlemen, and Bodhisattvas.But Master felt compassionate when he saw this scene. He is the kind of "Bodhisattva" mentioned in it. Compared with others in this state, I am really embarrassed.

But it's not easy for the two of them to stay together, so they gently reminded: "This...Master, I think it's better for us to avoid it for a while."

Unable to say in a deep voice: "It doesn't matter whether you avoid it or not, the suffering of all living beings, the poor monk has to see it with his own eyes in order to feel it himself, so he is here waiting for the demon king to come out."

The corner of Xiao He's mouth twitched - what does this mean, why can't he understand?Wait, is that black snake in the pit Jiu Jiu? !No wonder this buddy's tongue is forked, it turned out to be a snake, fortunately he knows how to put on clothes, otherwise he would have to show him that there are also forked tongues in other places.

Unable to notice Xiao He's embarrassment, he said to him: "Benefactor Xiao, you can go clean other places first, or fetch some water, and leave the Haohan Pond to the poor monk."

It turns out that this deep pit is called Haohanchi.

Xiao He hurriedly responded and left—but the master acted like he was used to it, but he himself is a foreigner, if he made Jiu Jiu angry, he would definitely be attacked!

The author has something to say: The preface says this: Those who read "Jin-Ping-Mei" feel compassion, they are bodhisattvas; those who feel fear, are gentlemen; The ones are the ears of animals.