818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

Xiao He didn't believe in evil. Seeing that there was still a plate of red leaf-shaped food on the table, with a little juice oozing from it, he picked it up and took a bite. The result was still the same as the small ball before, and it melted into water when it touched the tip of his tongue. down the throat.

It's just that this time it left a little bit of sweetness on the tip of the tongue, Xiao He couldn't help but raised his eyebrows, remembering what Yuzi said - sweet water vegetables tasted slightly sweet.If this is really that kind of sweet water vegetable, the sweetness is really light enough.

Compared with the surrounding Yanshi who ate with gusto, Feng Xie and Xiao He seemed a bit different.Feng Xie ate the tasteless spiritual fruit for tens of thousands of years on Kunlun Mountain, and it was useless to add more spiritual power, so he put down his chopsticks after eating a few mouthfuls.And Xiao He, eating these things feels no different from eating air. The only sweet water vegetable with taste, after chewing a few mouthfuls, the juice will dry up, and it will be like chewing tasteless chewing gum afterwards, which is really disgusting. So don't move your chopsticks anymore.

Chuzi Yu was close to Xiao He, seeing that he was not eating, he stopped and asked softly, "Mr. Xiao, but the food is not to your liking?"

Xiao He knew that today's meal was specially cooked by Yu Chuzi, so he couldn't save face and say that the food you cooked had to smell bad, so he made up a lie: "I was weak since I was a child, and I was a mortal, so I didn't know about these plants. What effect will it have on my body, I dare not eat more."

Feng Xie glanced at Xiao He at this time, he knew that Xiao He was looking for excuses, logically speaking, spiritual power would not have a bad effect on the body of a mortal, at most, clean up the dirty things in the body, and because of the spiritual power of the spiritual plant Because it is not strong, it cannot play the role of washing tendons and cutting marrow.

But this is just his own conjecture and deduction. Whether spiritual power will have a bad effect on the body of a mortal, Feng Xie is not completely sure, and he has never studied the body of a mortal.

Before Chuzi Yu could speak, Feng Xuan made a final decision: "Then don't eat it."

Yu Chuzi smiled apologetically: "It's because I didn't think carefully, Si Yin, you go and prepare some meals that Mr. Xiao can eat."

As soon as he finished speaking, a promise came from the shadow behind him: "Yes, master."

Then a black shadow came out from the darkness, bowed to everyone and left.Xiao He looked at the back of the man in surprise. The man in black should be Yu Chuzi's attendant, but before he made a sound, Xiao He didn't notice his existence at all.

Seeing that Xiao He was curious, Yu Chuzi took the initiative to explain: "This is my attendant Yan, named Si Yin."

——Yan?Isn't that what dolls mean?Look at this man's flexible movements, he doesn't look like a dummy at all.

"He looks beautiful." Xiao He praised politely, without mentioning his puppet's identity.

Yu Chuzi gazed tenderly at the direction in which the man in black was going away, and did not say a few words modestly.

At this moment, Feng Xie suddenly said lazily: "There is no food in the Kunlun Realm that ordinary people can eat, where do you ask him to prepare it?"

Only then did Yu Chuzi come back to his senses: "Oh, uncle, you left early. I don't know what happened recently. In fact, some people from other tribes have moved into Kunlun territory, mortals from a family who fled from famine, and some people who accidentally fell into knots. The little demons and gods in the gap between the world...they live far away from my clan's land, and some of them will lose their magic power if they fall in, and they can't leave, so I let them live nearby. These people live in the Kunlun realm. It’s been quite a long time, and it’s pretty safe, farming and weaving in the same way, sometimes come to my family to exchange some farm tools, and you’ll get familiar with them after visiting a lot. I ordered Si Yin to go to that mortal’s house to borrow some.”

Feng Xuan frowned slightly after hearing this: "Your identities can't be exposed to others, why do you take in people who don't know the details?"

Chuzi Yu was stunned: "This..."

"Uncle, I advocated taking them in."

Yu Chuyi sat under Yu Chuzi and hadn't spoken since the banquet started. Now he opened his mouth so suddenly that Xiao He focused his attention on him.His voice is clear and clear, like gold and jade striking each other, very pleasant to hear.

Yu Chuyi knelt straight and made a long bow to Feng Xuan: "Uncle Grandpa, my nephew has placed surveillance around that mortal family, so there will be no problems."

Yu Chuyi is a man of few words and his face is always cold. He is carrying a dark red cloth strip that is palm wide and long, with various knives embedded in it.

— like a technician.

Xiao He thought silently.

Feng Xi supported his head with one hand, and rested his elbow on his raised knee—because it was a low table, and he was not used to kneeling, so he crossed his legs carelessly.When he squinted at people, he was lazy, not at all like a gentleman: "I just feel sorry for Yuxie's blood, and watching you act now, you are really upright and kind. You are not afraid of being caught, of course I don't care. "

Yuxie is Yingxie, the ancestor of their Yu family.

Feng Xie's words were quite heavy, which suddenly made the atmosphere a bit frozen. The juniors noticed that Feng Xie was angry, so they tacitly stopped eating and didn't speak.

Yu Chuyi didn't seem to be good at verbal disputes, and was reprimanded by Feng Qi, who was neither soft nor hard, and knelt there without making any excuses.Yu Chuzi hurriedly said: "Uncle, Chu Yi didn't mean that. This matter is a bit complicated. My nephew will explain it to you later. By the way, Uncle, you haven't come back for a long time. What's the reason for your sudden visit this time?" Something important?"

Feng Xie didn't want to continue to dwell on that matter, so he said, "Indeed, I want to make a Lingyuan mass spectrometer, and I want your help."

Xiao He took a look at Feng Xuan, saw that his face was a little cold, and thought that this guy was really angry?Otherwise, he would definitely throw the conversation to himself and ask him to speak in person.

"It's still a bit embarrassing. After all, the wood armor technique is banned in the clan, and I can't make an exception for me, but now it seems that you use it without taboo."

In fact, the machine that Xiao He is going to make does not use the so-called wood armor technique of the Yanshi. At the beginning, Feng Xie just came to ask the juniors with good craftsmanship to help him. He was really angry with this group of ignorant descendants. Open your eyes and talk nonsense.

Yu Chuzi heard the implication - Feng Yu reprimanded them for changing the order day and night, and as the patriarch, he must bear the brunt of Feng Yu's anger, so he could only bite the bullet and say: "Is it making utensils? Chu Yi is the best craftsman among us. I have never heard of the instrument Uncle mentioned, if there is a composition, it will not trouble him."

The atmosphere at the banquet was freezing cold, and there was nothing to say if he ate any more. Feng Xie was unrestrained, and he didn't know how to save face with the juniors.

He directly pulled Xiao He away from the table: "Okay, you all go to work, boss, you bring the second child to my room."

Prince Yu hurriedly stood up and saw him off: "Yes, Uncle Grandpa."

Xiao He was dragged by Feng Yu for a distance, and suddenly said: "The meal that Prince Yu said to cook for me has not been brought yet."

Feng Xie glanced at him displeasedly: "Are you hungry?"

"I want to know what the food here tastes like. According to Yu Chuzi, those people should have lived here for several generations, so they are purely ancient living habits. I am a little curious."

Feng Xi hummed vaguely: "Then let him bring you to the room later."

Xiao He didn't speak again, and obediently followed him to the room.After returning to the room, Feng Xie sat down on the couch, tilted at the window and looked out, as if he was waiting for someone, or just playing with himself, but Xiao He could tell that he was not in a good mood.

He hesitated and moved to Feng Yu's side, who habitually put his hands on Xiao He's waist, hugged him and didn't speak, lazily, Xiao He really wanted to feel if there was something in his stomach.

... that is not acceptable.

"What are you angry about?"

"I am not angry."

Xiao He simply took off his shoes and squeezed over, and put his face in front of Feng Xie: "Why can't their clan use the wooden armor technique?"

Feng Yu leaned back, Xiao He leaned forward like plasticine, leaned his upper body against Feng Yu's chest, and stared at him with a pair of deep eyes: "Why?"

Feng Qi was helplessly stared at by him, and put his arms around Xiao He's waist to pull him into his arms: "What's the trouble..."

"Before your junior comes, tell me."

Feng Xie looked at Xiao He speechlessly for a while, and then gave him a slap in the face: "In the past, there was a foolish junior from the Yanshi clan who always wanted to leave this place and brought a doll without telling the elders. Going out...was seen by the mortal emperor, and it was recorded in the history books."

Xiao He blinked: "Which part of the content is recorded in "Liezi·Tang Wen"?"

"How do I know, I haven't seen the history books of mortals, I only heard about the whole story after their accident."

Feng Xie held Xiao He's waist, and brushed the hair on his face with the other hand: "Although the wood armor technique is just a trivial skill in the eyes of later generations, it is as miraculous as the magic of gods in the mortal world. They came out and immediately attracted the attention of all parties. There were people staring at them all the time in the sky, and the hermitage was soon exposed. I had no choice but to take them to a more secluded place. I searched for a long time until they moved into the junction of the three worlds. It was the Kunlun realm, and it stopped a little bit. Since then... people in the clan are not allowed to use wood armor, and there are fewer contacts with the outside world."

In fact, almost no one knows the understatement that Yanshi made in history. Even if it is recorded, it is classified as a fantasy history, which is not important at all.The entire circle of immortals is secretly arresting them, trying to set things right. Anyway, if they act carelessly, it will cause a catastrophe.

"Forget it last time, this time not only did not learn the lesson, but dared to take in outsiders, so why did I bring them here to live in seclusion?"

Xiao He straightened up and withdrew from Feng Xie's arms: "Although they are immortal, they are still human...Staying in one place for a long time will suffocate to death."

Feng Xie gave Xiao He a weird look: "I can stay on the Kunlun Mountains in a daze and watch the sun for a month. For the gods, sometimes they just sleep for thousands of years. What's wrong with them living here? .”

Xiao He choked suddenly—you gods are so boring!

At this time, Yu Chuzi brought Yu Chu B to see him outside the door, Feng Xie let go of Xiao He's arm, and the latter sat upright on the couch, before Feng Xie let them in.

Chuzi Yu knelt down as soon as he entered the door, with a pair of warm eyebrows and eyes full of guilt, which made people feel unbearable to blame: "Uncle Zu, it's Chuzi, the patriarch who didn't do well. If you want to blame me, blame me. Chu B , don’t knelt down to plead guilty to my grandfather.”

Yu Chuzi didn't say anything, and knelt down beside Yu Chuzi.

The thud was so loud that Xiao He felt his knee hurt when he heard it.When he saw this posture, his scalp became tense, and he hurriedly stood up to go out: "I'll avoid it for a while."

Feng Xi waved his hands lazily, stopping everyone in the room from moving: "Okay, get up, you don't need to apologize to me, and you didn't offend me. And you, sit here for me."

The last sentence was addressed to Xiao He.

Feng Xie always said one thing, but he was actually too lazy to see these formal pleadings, he didn't care about revenge if he had revenge, let alone revenge for these juniors.He pointed to the other side of the low table and said to the two of them: "I came to you this time to ask for something, not to ask questions. Sit down."

Yu Chuzi hurriedly said that he didn't dare: "Uncle Grandpa has spoiled the younger generation. You have been taking care of us since my father left, and you have settled the mess caused by the younger generation. If you are useful to us, just tell us to talk about it." What do you ask for?"

He hesitated for a while before getting up from the ground: "Uncle Grandfather... I allowed those mortals to be taken in, and I also have difficulties in keeping him."

He said and glanced at Xiao He.

Xiao He was very sensible, and got up from the couch again: "I'm going to the toilet."

"Where did you go to the toilet without eating?"

Xiao He slowly crawled under the couch: "Maybe after eating two mouthfuls of your god's food, you have opened up the second channel of Ren and Du, and need to detoxify."

"Hold on!"

Feng Xie knew that he was talking nonsense as soon as he heard it, so he brought Xiao He back: "Sit down honestly! Can't you listen to my business? And you, boss, what are you looking at? Is it true that Xiao He is more casual than you guys?" Are the mortals who are brought here to live with you still reliable? Go ahead and let him see how stupid my junior is, and he must be mentally prepared, so he doesn’t need to save face for me.”

Yu Chuzi was stunned and almost wanted to die - he just wanted to save face for himself and his second brother!