818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

The Bieyuan is located at the foot of Jiuyin Mountain. The hot spring clubhouse is separated from the Bieyuan by a mountain. The entrance and the forest of the garden are located in front of the mountain and behind the mountain, but the height is not at the same level.The hot spring clubhouse has to climb a certain distance up the mountain to get there.

Xiao He supported his knees and was out of breath. He took two steps for a long time, and then sat down on the ground without moving.

"Ok?"

Feng Qi went far away but didn't hear the footsteps following him. Looking back, his scientist fell to the ground and couldn't get up.He should have been sulking and looking down at him coldly on the spot, waiting for him to get up, coldly, high above...

Feng Qi walked over and grabbed Xiao He by the collar, and almost half-supported him to continue climbing up the mountain.

"No... I'm not leaving, it's not like soaking in hot springs in winter, don't you hate wet hair, let's go home!"

Feng Yu dragged Xiao He forward with all his strength: "It's already halfway, and the journey back is just as long, so why not go to the end... How can you take me all over thousands of mountains and rivers like this? Don't you miss out on the gourmet tourism that you promised? ?

Xiao He was almost tired and cried: "I have money, I have transportation, I will buy a helicopter and take us directly to the top of the mountain, why do I have to take you all over thousands of mountains and rivers on two legs..."

Feng Xie didn't know whether to be angry or to laugh: "Little liar...don't leave me-fuck-you again!"

Xiao He grabbed Feng Yu's arm like a noodle and hung it on his body. His feet were weak and his legs were weak. He would rather be fucked by Feng Yu ten times than take another step: "I have already seen the future of this hot spring club. Advising my mother to close down quickly and open a shop in a corner of the rugged mountain road is also very courageous, heroines and heroines! It’s just that I don’t have common sense, and I’m waiting for nothing.”

Xiao He is actually very arrogant. What is covered up by the illusion of facial paralysis is not only insidious but also conceited - especially in terms of IQ.

In his opinion, physical shortcomings are not shortcomings at all, and it is also the most difficult to be honest about his shortcomings. Every time this inexplicable pride surges up, he becomes soft and anxious in speaking.

——However, Xiao He's mother originally planned to focus on the business of the rich. The eco-hot spring resort, which is only open to high-end VIP customers, is named after her He Peiqing, so she doesn't worry about no one coming.

Feng Qi had been with him for quite a while, and knew a thing or two about Xiao He's thoughts. He didn't want to hit him but thought it was funny, so he reluctantly grabbed Xiao He's waist, picked him up and flew straight up the mountain.

Xiao He felt that this posture was harmful to his man's dignity, so he opened his mouth on Feng Xi's shoulder, wanting him to put him down, but he didn't have any strength to climb the mountain before, so he finally shut up.

The ecological hot spring clubhouse is really well built. The hot spring pits are surrounded by the open air, and the surroundings are only slightly decorated with marble. Then, a large green bamboo forest is planted not far from the hot spring pits. A vast mist, with the unique scent of sulfur rushing straight to the face-not only looks good but also smells good.

"I really……"

Can't move anymore.

The following words died in Xiao He's throat because he was too tired to open his mouth.

Compared with him, Feng Xie is much more energetic. I don’t know if the hot spring here has been additionally heated, or the geothermal conditions are really very good. The temperature of the hot spring is higher than that of ordinary hot springs. When you put your hands into the water, you feel scalding. Very comfortable.

Feng Xuan picks and chooses the biggest hot spring pit and jumps into it, but is stopped by Xiao He.

"Go to the next door to soak first, and rub the old mud." Going directly into the hot spring will definitely curse someone.

Feng Xi saw that the smaller pool he was pointing at was no different, so she smiled and pulled Xiao He up, stripped him naked, threw him into the water, and asked considerately, "Can you stand?"

Xiao He glanced at him silently, moved to a place in shallow water and sat down.

——In the hot spring pool, a platform was built under the water, and the soles of the feet just stepped on the pebbles below, so it was just right to sit on.

Feng Xuan stood on the bank and took off his clothes, and hung them on another bamboo pole side by side with Xiao He's before going into the water.He saw Xiao He staring at him without blinking his eyes, and his heart beat slightly faster.

He raised the corners of his lips proudly, sat down not far from Xiao He, and deliberately asked him: "What are you looking at?"

Xiao He looked back and forth at his naked body above the water with his naked eyes, and after a long time, he hummed in judgment: "The figure is not bad."

"It's not the first time you've seen it."

Xiao He deliberately didn't say that he wanted to evaluate it as good after seeing it a few times, so he spread his hands together: "It's the first time I saw you stripped naked, and I used to cover it with clothes."

Feng Xuan snorted, flicked her finger under the water, and flicked the water on Xiao He's face.

naive...

Xiao He wiped off the water from his face, touched a towel and made Feng Xuan turn around: "Wipe it for you."

After soaking in the hot spring water for a while, the fatigue from before was relieved, Xiao He thought to himself, maybe his mother really made the right decision to ask people to climb the mountain for half a day, so tired that they doubted life, and then entered the hot spring for such a soak, Exhausted.With contrast, the effect of hot springs can be better reflected.

Feng Xie didn't know what Xiao He asked him to do, but he was very obedient, lying lazily on the edge of the marble in the hot spring pit.His hair is very long, half of it is under the water, as long as the water flows, it will spread out in a fluttering way, very graceful.

"Why do you need to wipe? I haven't played enough, you want to dry me?"

"Scrubbing... You clean it with fireballs every time, so you don't realize the benefits of scrubbing."

Xiao He looked at his porcelain-white skin covered by his long hair, and thought to himself that looking at his back is really... only beautiful.But when he pulls his hair away, he will reveal his broad shoulders and well-developed latissimus dorsi, changing from a beauty to a handsome guy in seconds.

"Scrubbing?" Feng Xuan turned his back to Xiao He, with doubts on his face: "I really haven't scrubbed, I don't like water very much."

...It's too cold, he likes warm ones.

Xiao He wet his back completely with a towel, and then began to rub his back: "Human skin is the largest metabolic organ in the body, and sweat will bring out a lot of waste... Of course, the epithelial cells of the skin itself will also When it is shed and metabolized, it will be uncomfortable if it accumulates on the body, and it will be much easier to rub it off.”

Xiao He seemed to have used a lot of Feng Yu's strength, but it didn't hurt him at all. He rubbed his eyes slightly, and put his chin on his arm: "It sounds like a snake shedding...but I can't shed my skin."

Xiao He rubbed for a long time without rubbing anything down, but it made Feng Xie's back a little red. He touched the bird's back twice, and his hands felt moist and smooth like tender tofu. Xiao Hewang He wanted to sigh - it seemed that he really didn't need to take a bath...

"Xiao He? Xiao He, you are teasing me."

Xiao Fenghuang looked down at Xiao He's hand reaching out to his abs, the corners of his mouth curled up ambiguously.He turned his head to look at Xiao He, and laughed teasingly: "Huh? I won't let you touch it, and why do you want to take a bath..."

Xiao He calmly circled his waist and felt a few more times: "You misunderstood me, I just wanted to see if your waist has become thicker."

Feng Xie hated him the most, every time he was molested by the anti, he wanted to hold this mortal under his body and fuck him.So even the body turned around, hooked Xiao He's waist to his arms, then lowered his head and bit his lips, his voice gradually blurred: "The result..."

The wind blows through the bamboo forest, making a clattering sound, sometimes mixed with the gentle sound of water flow and the slight sound of fish sucking. It should be noisy, but the heart is quiet.

Xiao He was rubbed in Feng Yu's hand, kissed and squeezed, and he felt it back just a few times when he touched him. He was panting and unable to stand, but he suddenly caught a glimpse of a figure out of the corner of his eye, which frightened him a little bit. Thoughts are gone.

"...Mom?! What are you doing there!"

Xiao He pushed Feng Jue away hard, but the other party kissed him too hard. When he let go, their lips were sucked by the negative pressure, and they made a loud and ambiguous sound of "Boer~", and even the god Feng Jue was also messed up. up.

——Did he just do something to his son in front of Xiao He's mother? !

"Alas!!!!"

Before, she was just looking at it with relish, but once she was discovered, He Peiqing realized that her appearance was inappropriate.She covered her eyes with one hand and lowered her head, and hurriedly waved the other hand: "Mom just came here, and Mom didn't see anything!"

Xiao He wanted to die—no matter how open he was when his own mother caught him making out with someone, he couldn't remain indifferent. He was so embarrassed that he wanted to commit suicide.

This was especially true for Feng Xie, the whole bird was not well, its collapse was beyond words, and it was as red as its feathers from head to toe.

He Peiqing glanced at her son, who was livid but still calm, through his fingers, and then at his son, whose skin was tender and red, who was frantically covering his phoenix with a bath towel. His son is actually above?After all, this kind of thing is not determined by physique...

"Hey, I just came here, so I would like to ask you how you feel about using it as the first batch of customers of ecological hot springs?"

The devil would believe you just came!

Xiao He gritted his teeth sullenly and spit out two words: "It's not bad."

Phoenix...

He didn't want to say anything.

At any rate, He Peiqing didn't continue to embarrass the two of them, and smiled at Xiao He as if nothing had happened, and waved to Xiao He to let him go, but she discussed with Feng Xie: "Xiao Feng, let me borrow your boyfriend for a while, Auntie has something to say to him."

Although Feng Xie was trying to maintain a natural expression, her body was very stiff, holding the bath towel tightly and wishing to cover her face together, she didn't care whether the word "boyfriend" fit her heart, so she quickly nodded and said please go ahead.

Xiao He admitted that it was the best choice to take his mother away for isolation at this time, without a second thought, he climbed ashore with a bath towel around him, and did not forget to ask Feng Xie to wait for him before leaving.

Feng Xie was still in a daze as a whole bird, reflexively agreeing obediently.

After Xiao He left, Feng Yu stayed in a daze for a while, and after doing a mess of psychological construction, it still didn't work, Feng Xuan decided to find something to divert his attention, he dragged Xiao He's backpack over, and took out the tablet to see what he was giving. Download TV shows yourself.

Watching TV dramas can really divert attention. After watching it, I can devote myself to the TV drama. It is still the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. The daughter-in-law’s natal family is yelling at her husband for being a phoenix man, so let’s just get divorced.

Feng Xuan was taken aback when he heard this, Phoenix man?What is a phoenix man? They seem quite disgusted...

Feng Xuan put down the tablet and quietly soaked in the water with his arms folded, thinking—Phoenix?he is.male?So is he.That phoenix man, literally... isn't he talking about him? !

Are there many phoenixes in the mortal world? ? ?

Feng Xuan was puzzled - but why did he despise him, isn't Feng Feng auspicious in the eyes of ordinary people? More than 1000 years ago, he came to the mortal world like this...

But he is not sure, because things 1000 years ago seem to be different from what they are now.

Feng Xie picked up the tablet that was thrown aside, connected to the data and slid to the bottom of the screen, and sure enough, there were three blue words "Phoenix Man" at the bottom of the video.

This website is doing pretty well. The keywords or actor names in the video will be hyperlinked and appear at the bottom of the video. Clicking on it will give an explanation similar to Baidu Encyclopedia.It's just that this explanation is very similar to the style of the video website, three points for being cute and three points for nonsense, two points for the editor's self-understanding, and the remaining two points for useful information.

Feng Qi had clicked on popular science before, and these words were different from the ones he had seen the last time he went down to earth, and he could guess the general meaning, which seemed quite interesting.So he knew the way with ease and clicked on Phoenix Man's entry——

"Come from the mountains... a group of poor relatives... all supported by the woman... I have a little ability... I am always praised... I think I am great... I am the golden phoenix in the eyes of everyone around me..."

Feng Xie trembled and almost threw the tablet out, except for the one with a group of poor relatives, he was hit by every knife! ! !

At the end of the entry, it said, "Phoenix man is usually Bai Fumei. Girls, if you meet a Phoenix man, run away quickly. If this thing is stained, it will cause a show!"

The statement was generous, and the disgust was palpable.

Feng Xuan tried her best to calm down, and began to put Xiao He on Bai Fumei again——

white?Well, it's pretty white.rich?Not ordinary rich.What about beauty?Anyway not ugly...

"boom!"

The tablet was angrily thrown into a hot spring pit next door, and it was scrapped, Feng Xuan was shaking with anger.

He felt that this was wrong, but he had no reason to convince himself.If it was on Kunlun Mountain, he would definitely be dismissive of it. He doesn't need Xiao He to raise him at all. His Nixiao Palace is as big as the entire mountain in front of and behind Bieyuan. It is more than enough to raise Xiao He, but... ...he is not in Kunlun now, but in the mortal world!He has nothing in the mortal world, Xiao He has been the one who has raised him from now on...

Feng Qi's self-esteem as a male god has been dealt a devastating blow.

——So in the eyes of these mortals, is he such a disgusted existence? !

——It turns out that Xiao He will be pitied by others when he is with him? !

His people... people who want to be with him, not to mention being envied by the Three Realms, can't be treated with pity by these mortals!

no!Be sure to take Xiao He back to Kunlun Mountain!He can't stay in the mortal world!I can't stay here for a moment!