818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony
Chapter 42
Xiao He's mother's name is He Peiqing, she is over forty years old, but she looks like a young woman in her early thirties.As soon as Xiao He got off the plane, he caught her figure from the crowd—the two bodyguards wearing sunglasses were very eye-catching even if they were thrown in the crowd, and it was difficult not to recognize her.
A glamorous woman in a modified cheongsam came from a distance, stepped forward and gave Xiao He a big hug: "Son, it's time. Mom has been waiting for a long time. Is the flight delayed?"
Xiao He was stiff all over, and patted her back with his palm: "Mom..."
——I didn't miss the flash of light in her eyes when she saw Feng Xie.
"His name is Feng Xuan, and he is currently living with me. Feng Yuan, this is my mother." Xiao He gave Feng Yuan a complicated look, not sure whether it was a reminder or something else.
However, Feng Xi didn't notice at all.
——The suspected roommate whose status has changed from "the person he likes" to "lives together", he has a slight dissatisfaction in his heart, so he doesn't bother to pay attention to others.
——Fenghuang, who doesn't know much about people and the world, doesn't understand at all. In fact, the latter description is much more ambiguous than the previous description.
He Peiqing saw everything in her eyes and didn't say anything. She also had that warm welcome smile on her face when she saw Feng Xie: "So it's Xiaofeng. Little sweetheart is so handsome, she's even prettier than the stars on TV." , Auntie liked you at first sight."
It was the first time that Feng Xi was held by an "auntie" who was a fraction of her age and called "little sweetheart", and she immediately froze in place with a dazed expression.
After listening to his mother's words, Xiao He's heart was surging, his face was still paralyzed.
——Mom, even if you deliberately use such soft and cute words to describe him, your son can't become the one above, please look at our physique before we talk.
"Thank you for your praise, I am sorry for your sudden visit."
Feng Yu's bewilderment only lasted a second, and then he smiled habitually. The corners of his lips naturally rose, even though he was bewildered, he seemed to be smiling. If he really smiled, he would be more charming than Mother Xiao, and his temperament was just like the old days A wealthy nobleman.
——But that fleeting micro-expression was enough for He Peiqing to capture a lot of news.
——This is also the reason why Xiao He's face became paralyzed early on. If you want to keep some privacy in front of his mother, it's best to pretend to be wooden.
"Son, hurry up and take Xiaofeng home. There are so many people coming and going here that it's not appropriate to talk. Aunt Li has already cooked the meal. I'll clean up the dust for you two when I get back, huh? Come on, let them carry the luggage..."
In addition to being beautiful, Xiao He's mother is very easy-going, she looks easy to talk and not aggressive, and her nagging level is similar to that of ordinary middle-aged women.
"It's already ten o'clock, and it's already midnight when I get home, so there's no need to eat."
He Peiqing glanced at him with a smile: "Don't you young people like to make trouble until midnight, what's the matter after eating, just eat something before going to sleep, or your stomach can't take it."
Xiao He said softly to Feng Xie, "Shall we have something to eat?"
Feng Xuan smiled until his eyes were crooked, and nodded: "Okay."
"Oh, why did you come back with a backpack on your back? Didn't you pack your luggage before you left?"
But knowing whether it was intentional or not, Xiao He's mother took Xiao He's arm and firmly occupied the position next to Xiao He. She pulled Xiao He forward, and Feng Xie was left a few steps behind.
In this way, it would be difficult for Xiao He to hold Feng Xie's hand again - that's too strange!
Xiao He's head was getting bigger, and he whispered to He Peiqing in a low voice: "Mom... It's not to see your daughter-in-law, so there is no need to demonstrate like this."
——Wait, so you have positioned yourself as an evil mother-in-law?
The smile on the latter's face didn't change, only his lips moved: "They all robbed me of my son."
Xiao He shook his head helplessly: "He won't mind." He wouldn't even notice.
Not only does Feng Qi not know the ways of the world, but he is also very tolerant. Unless someone hits his door, or has obvious killing intent, he won't even notice that the other party is targeting him.Xiao He sometimes wonders whether it is because of his status as a god that makes him so indifferent, or because he really has such a good personality.
He Peiqing glanced at Feng Xuan quietly, and sure enough, he still had a gentle smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth did not even change.He Peiqing couldn't help feeling a little disappointed: "You look smart, but you're actually a fool."
Xiao He couldn't help defending Feng Xie: "No man is good at this kind of trick..."
After Xiao He finished speaking, He Peiqing was dissatisfied. She poked him hard with her slender index finger: "Oh! My son is amazing! Will he still be sexist?!"
Xiao He took the opportunity to let go of He Peiqing's arm, and rubbed the red spot on his face expressionlessly: "No, no, no, this is not discrimination, this is science. Scientific research shows that males are indeed worse than females in terms of acuity of observation. A lot, it’s genetically determined, even if I can’t deny it.”
Flattering with a blank face seems to show sincerity better. In short, He Peiqing was very comfortable being shunned by his son, so let's forgive them for the time being and take the two of them one step ahead and go forward on their own.
At this moment, Feng Xie walked over and stood side by side with Xiao He, and naturally placed his hands on Xiao He's side - he hadn't forgotten that he tossed him a lot on the plane, and it would be ugly to fall on the street without protection.
"It's over so soon?"
Xiao He glanced at him sideways: "Did you hear what we said just now?"
Feng Xie was puzzled: "What do I think you are whispering between your mother and child?"
Although Feng Xi didn't notice He Peiqing's tricks on him, she felt that the other party was pulling Xiao He to avoid him on purpose, but she didn't feel isolated, instead, she deliberately lagged behind a few steps to give the two of them a space to be alone— In a sense, Feng Xi's self-cultivation can indeed be called very good.
"..."
Xiao He breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved at the same time. Looking at Feng Xie's handsome side face, he thought he was so cute, and wanted to kiss him again.
——"Girlfriend" is so sensible and worry-free, she doesn't have to answer the question of who to save first when they fall into the water, and she doesn't have to be caught in the middle to make sandwich biscuits... Wait, why do you feel a little bit lost?It seems that it is also fun to switch between the two of them like this...
After getting off the plane, I drove for a long time to arrive at Bieyuan, which is far away from the urban area, because Bieyuan’s ecological breeding and forestry farming can only be carried out in the suburbs. Xiao He’s mother also has a company in the city center, including wood processing and transportation. , Sales... One-stop service is all theirs.It's just that she is a scientific research worker and is not interested in sales, so she lives in the suburbs directly.
Xiao He's laboratory consumes a lot of money. He makes money by himself, but sometimes he can't make ends meet. Bieyuan is his solid financial backing.
The reception banquet prepared by Xiao He's mother was very delicate, because it was relatively late, the three of them didn't eat much, so they chatted together.
He Peiqing didn't move her chopsticks a few times from the beginning to the end. She paid great attention to her figure and exercised special restraint in her diet.She wiped the corner of her mouth and asked abruptly: "Xiaofeng, how long have you known Xiao He?"
Feng Xuan was about to answer, but Xiao He answered coldly: "Two months."
Feng Xuan glanced at Xiao He suspiciously, seeing the latter lowered his head expressionlessly and stuffed mushrooms into his mouth, he didn't speak, but secretly wondered in his heart - he had not been in the mortal world for less than a month, plus the previous half I have been in a coma for more than a month, and the time the two parties really get along is only half a month. How do you count two months?
He Peiqing immediately noticed something unusual from Feng Xie's reaction, and her smile became more gentle: "You child, I have a few words with Xiaofeng, why do you interrupt?"
Xiao He put down the tableware and drank slowly, then sneaked under the table and put a hand on the back of Feng Xuan's.Feng Xi didn't look at him this time, she sat there with her eyelashes drooping, her eyes flickering, she didn't know what she was thinking.
Feng Qi held Xiao He's hand, and gently scratched his palm with fingertips.Although I don't understand why Xiao He is nervous, but he is quite willing to play this kind of game with him, it's interesting.
——It's the illusion of having an affair under the nose of someone's mother, how shy it is.
Feng Xi coughed lightly and straightened his face: "It's okay, Xiao He is smart, he remembers these things better than me."
He Peiqing was refuted by two people together this time, but she wasn't unhappy, on the contrary, she was quite happy—it's just that this kind of happiness was stuffed in her heart, and Xiao He must not be able to see it on the surface, otherwise he would be even more lawless .
"Little sweetheart has a really good temper. She must be a considerate person. Alas, my son... has been bored with everything since he was a child. Xiaofeng, if you are wronged at ordinary times, just tell your auntie, and auntie will help him teach him a lesson. .”
Xiao He squeezed Feng Xie's hand silently, and sat there expressionless, his face almost frozen - this bastard bird will not be wronged, whether the polite words can be reliable, he sounds so embarrassed.
Feng Xi pinched Xiao He back with a smile, he probably thought of this too, and wrapped Xiao He's whole hand in his palm.Feng Xie really likes to listen to Xiao He's mother's speech similar to "tuogu". Inexplicably... he feels very comfortable, so that he can ignore the fact that the other party calls him "little sweetheart".
Xiao He's mother continued to say: "Xiaofeng, how old are you? You look about the same age as Xiao He, right? What do you do?"
As soon as Xiao He heard it, he became anxious again, worried that Feng Xie would say something strange, so he rushed to answer: "He is five years older than me, and he is my colleague!"
Now Xiao He finally remembered what he forgot about - he forgot to talk to Feng Xuan in advance to fabricate his identity!
It was because he suddenly made a fuss before...that caused his attention to be diverted, and now it's really exhausting to deal with his mother.
He Peiqing was a little annoyed at being interrupted several times: "Shut up! If you interrupt again, I will stand in the corner for punishment!"
"..." It's really weird to be threatened by my mother in such a naive way in front of my "girlfriend"...
Feng Xie didn't understand their mortal rules, but he knew that Xiao He had brought him to meet his parents today, so he had to behave well in front of his mother—don't care about others, he had to give Xiao He face.
So Feng Xi repeated the old trick and communicated with Xiao He in Xiao He's mind: "What do you want me to say?"
Xiao He breathed a sigh of relief: "Old rules...you can say what I say."
The next few are similar to where is my hometown, how many people are there, how are my brothers and sisters, my parents, my neighbors, my job, which city do I plan to stay in in the future... and so on, etc., with the help of Xiao He, I can at least pass the tedious questions. success.
Finally, He Peiqing suddenly sighed and said: "Hey, son, if you want to go abroad in the future, you can go to country H, or you can come back after receiving the certificate."
"...Mom! You think too far!"
Xiao He knew that his mother's sudden "admission" was just to see his reaction, but he couldn't help but blush.
It's been like this since he was a child. His mother used five tricks in one sentence when chatting with him, one set followed by another. Even the 36 tricks have been used, and they always change the subject unexpectedly to trick him into telling the truth...
He Peiqing looked at Xiao He's flushed face and smiled very elegantly: "If there is no long-term concern, there must be near-term worries."
Feng Qi didn't understand, and asked Xiao He secretly: "Going abroad? Obtaining a certificate? What's the meaning of this?"
Xiao He quickly denied it: "No, my mother is talking nonsense, she didn't mean anything else by asking you so much, she was just curious, after all..."
He was a little shy when he said it: "After all these years, you are the first person I brought back."
...even though he's not actually a human, he's still a male.
How could Fenghuang understand the implicit feelings of mortals, only to see Xiao He's face flushed, and there was a slight light flickering in his eyes, Feng Yu looked at him, and couldn't move his golden eyes halfway away——wanted to fuck him again.
A glamorous woman in a modified cheongsam came from a distance, stepped forward and gave Xiao He a big hug: "Son, it's time. Mom has been waiting for a long time. Is the flight delayed?"
Xiao He was stiff all over, and patted her back with his palm: "Mom..."
——I didn't miss the flash of light in her eyes when she saw Feng Xie.
"His name is Feng Xuan, and he is currently living with me. Feng Yuan, this is my mother." Xiao He gave Feng Yuan a complicated look, not sure whether it was a reminder or something else.
However, Feng Xi didn't notice at all.
——The suspected roommate whose status has changed from "the person he likes" to "lives together", he has a slight dissatisfaction in his heart, so he doesn't bother to pay attention to others.
——Fenghuang, who doesn't know much about people and the world, doesn't understand at all. In fact, the latter description is much more ambiguous than the previous description.
He Peiqing saw everything in her eyes and didn't say anything. She also had that warm welcome smile on her face when she saw Feng Xie: "So it's Xiaofeng. Little sweetheart is so handsome, she's even prettier than the stars on TV." , Auntie liked you at first sight."
It was the first time that Feng Xi was held by an "auntie" who was a fraction of her age and called "little sweetheart", and she immediately froze in place with a dazed expression.
After listening to his mother's words, Xiao He's heart was surging, his face was still paralyzed.
——Mom, even if you deliberately use such soft and cute words to describe him, your son can't become the one above, please look at our physique before we talk.
"Thank you for your praise, I am sorry for your sudden visit."
Feng Yu's bewilderment only lasted a second, and then he smiled habitually. The corners of his lips naturally rose, even though he was bewildered, he seemed to be smiling. If he really smiled, he would be more charming than Mother Xiao, and his temperament was just like the old days A wealthy nobleman.
——But that fleeting micro-expression was enough for He Peiqing to capture a lot of news.
——This is also the reason why Xiao He's face became paralyzed early on. If you want to keep some privacy in front of his mother, it's best to pretend to be wooden.
"Son, hurry up and take Xiaofeng home. There are so many people coming and going here that it's not appropriate to talk. Aunt Li has already cooked the meal. I'll clean up the dust for you two when I get back, huh? Come on, let them carry the luggage..."
In addition to being beautiful, Xiao He's mother is very easy-going, she looks easy to talk and not aggressive, and her nagging level is similar to that of ordinary middle-aged women.
"It's already ten o'clock, and it's already midnight when I get home, so there's no need to eat."
He Peiqing glanced at him with a smile: "Don't you young people like to make trouble until midnight, what's the matter after eating, just eat something before going to sleep, or your stomach can't take it."
Xiao He said softly to Feng Xie, "Shall we have something to eat?"
Feng Xuan smiled until his eyes were crooked, and nodded: "Okay."
"Oh, why did you come back with a backpack on your back? Didn't you pack your luggage before you left?"
But knowing whether it was intentional or not, Xiao He's mother took Xiao He's arm and firmly occupied the position next to Xiao He. She pulled Xiao He forward, and Feng Xie was left a few steps behind.
In this way, it would be difficult for Xiao He to hold Feng Xie's hand again - that's too strange!
Xiao He's head was getting bigger, and he whispered to He Peiqing in a low voice: "Mom... It's not to see your daughter-in-law, so there is no need to demonstrate like this."
——Wait, so you have positioned yourself as an evil mother-in-law?
The smile on the latter's face didn't change, only his lips moved: "They all robbed me of my son."
Xiao He shook his head helplessly: "He won't mind." He wouldn't even notice.
Not only does Feng Qi not know the ways of the world, but he is also very tolerant. Unless someone hits his door, or has obvious killing intent, he won't even notice that the other party is targeting him.Xiao He sometimes wonders whether it is because of his status as a god that makes him so indifferent, or because he really has such a good personality.
He Peiqing glanced at Feng Xuan quietly, and sure enough, he still had a gentle smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth did not even change.He Peiqing couldn't help feeling a little disappointed: "You look smart, but you're actually a fool."
Xiao He couldn't help defending Feng Xie: "No man is good at this kind of trick..."
After Xiao He finished speaking, He Peiqing was dissatisfied. She poked him hard with her slender index finger: "Oh! My son is amazing! Will he still be sexist?!"
Xiao He took the opportunity to let go of He Peiqing's arm, and rubbed the red spot on his face expressionlessly: "No, no, no, this is not discrimination, this is science. Scientific research shows that males are indeed worse than females in terms of acuity of observation. A lot, it’s genetically determined, even if I can’t deny it.”
Flattering with a blank face seems to show sincerity better. In short, He Peiqing was very comfortable being shunned by his son, so let's forgive them for the time being and take the two of them one step ahead and go forward on their own.
At this moment, Feng Xie walked over and stood side by side with Xiao He, and naturally placed his hands on Xiao He's side - he hadn't forgotten that he tossed him a lot on the plane, and it would be ugly to fall on the street without protection.
"It's over so soon?"
Xiao He glanced at him sideways: "Did you hear what we said just now?"
Feng Xie was puzzled: "What do I think you are whispering between your mother and child?"
Although Feng Xi didn't notice He Peiqing's tricks on him, she felt that the other party was pulling Xiao He to avoid him on purpose, but she didn't feel isolated, instead, she deliberately lagged behind a few steps to give the two of them a space to be alone— In a sense, Feng Xi's self-cultivation can indeed be called very good.
"..."
Xiao He breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved at the same time. Looking at Feng Xie's handsome side face, he thought he was so cute, and wanted to kiss him again.
——"Girlfriend" is so sensible and worry-free, she doesn't have to answer the question of who to save first when they fall into the water, and she doesn't have to be caught in the middle to make sandwich biscuits... Wait, why do you feel a little bit lost?It seems that it is also fun to switch between the two of them like this...
After getting off the plane, I drove for a long time to arrive at Bieyuan, which is far away from the urban area, because Bieyuan’s ecological breeding and forestry farming can only be carried out in the suburbs. Xiao He’s mother also has a company in the city center, including wood processing and transportation. , Sales... One-stop service is all theirs.It's just that she is a scientific research worker and is not interested in sales, so she lives in the suburbs directly.
Xiao He's laboratory consumes a lot of money. He makes money by himself, but sometimes he can't make ends meet. Bieyuan is his solid financial backing.
The reception banquet prepared by Xiao He's mother was very delicate, because it was relatively late, the three of them didn't eat much, so they chatted together.
He Peiqing didn't move her chopsticks a few times from the beginning to the end. She paid great attention to her figure and exercised special restraint in her diet.She wiped the corner of her mouth and asked abruptly: "Xiaofeng, how long have you known Xiao He?"
Feng Xuan was about to answer, but Xiao He answered coldly: "Two months."
Feng Xuan glanced at Xiao He suspiciously, seeing the latter lowered his head expressionlessly and stuffed mushrooms into his mouth, he didn't speak, but secretly wondered in his heart - he had not been in the mortal world for less than a month, plus the previous half I have been in a coma for more than a month, and the time the two parties really get along is only half a month. How do you count two months?
He Peiqing immediately noticed something unusual from Feng Xie's reaction, and her smile became more gentle: "You child, I have a few words with Xiaofeng, why do you interrupt?"
Xiao He put down the tableware and drank slowly, then sneaked under the table and put a hand on the back of Feng Xuan's.Feng Xi didn't look at him this time, she sat there with her eyelashes drooping, her eyes flickering, she didn't know what she was thinking.
Feng Qi held Xiao He's hand, and gently scratched his palm with fingertips.Although I don't understand why Xiao He is nervous, but he is quite willing to play this kind of game with him, it's interesting.
——It's the illusion of having an affair under the nose of someone's mother, how shy it is.
Feng Xi coughed lightly and straightened his face: "It's okay, Xiao He is smart, he remembers these things better than me."
He Peiqing was refuted by two people together this time, but she wasn't unhappy, on the contrary, she was quite happy—it's just that this kind of happiness was stuffed in her heart, and Xiao He must not be able to see it on the surface, otherwise he would be even more lawless .
"Little sweetheart has a really good temper. She must be a considerate person. Alas, my son... has been bored with everything since he was a child. Xiaofeng, if you are wronged at ordinary times, just tell your auntie, and auntie will help him teach him a lesson. .”
Xiao He squeezed Feng Xie's hand silently, and sat there expressionless, his face almost frozen - this bastard bird will not be wronged, whether the polite words can be reliable, he sounds so embarrassed.
Feng Xi pinched Xiao He back with a smile, he probably thought of this too, and wrapped Xiao He's whole hand in his palm.Feng Xie really likes to listen to Xiao He's mother's speech similar to "tuogu". Inexplicably... he feels very comfortable, so that he can ignore the fact that the other party calls him "little sweetheart".
Xiao He's mother continued to say: "Xiaofeng, how old are you? You look about the same age as Xiao He, right? What do you do?"
As soon as Xiao He heard it, he became anxious again, worried that Feng Xie would say something strange, so he rushed to answer: "He is five years older than me, and he is my colleague!"
Now Xiao He finally remembered what he forgot about - he forgot to talk to Feng Xuan in advance to fabricate his identity!
It was because he suddenly made a fuss before...that caused his attention to be diverted, and now it's really exhausting to deal with his mother.
He Peiqing was a little annoyed at being interrupted several times: "Shut up! If you interrupt again, I will stand in the corner for punishment!"
"..." It's really weird to be threatened by my mother in such a naive way in front of my "girlfriend"...
Feng Xie didn't understand their mortal rules, but he knew that Xiao He had brought him to meet his parents today, so he had to behave well in front of his mother—don't care about others, he had to give Xiao He face.
So Feng Xi repeated the old trick and communicated with Xiao He in Xiao He's mind: "What do you want me to say?"
Xiao He breathed a sigh of relief: "Old rules...you can say what I say."
The next few are similar to where is my hometown, how many people are there, how are my brothers and sisters, my parents, my neighbors, my job, which city do I plan to stay in in the future... and so on, etc., with the help of Xiao He, I can at least pass the tedious questions. success.
Finally, He Peiqing suddenly sighed and said: "Hey, son, if you want to go abroad in the future, you can go to country H, or you can come back after receiving the certificate."
"...Mom! You think too far!"
Xiao He knew that his mother's sudden "admission" was just to see his reaction, but he couldn't help but blush.
It's been like this since he was a child. His mother used five tricks in one sentence when chatting with him, one set followed by another. Even the 36 tricks have been used, and they always change the subject unexpectedly to trick him into telling the truth...
He Peiqing looked at Xiao He's flushed face and smiled very elegantly: "If there is no long-term concern, there must be near-term worries."
Feng Qi didn't understand, and asked Xiao He secretly: "Going abroad? Obtaining a certificate? What's the meaning of this?"
Xiao He quickly denied it: "No, my mother is talking nonsense, she didn't mean anything else by asking you so much, she was just curious, after all..."
He was a little shy when he said it: "After all these years, you are the first person I brought back."
...even though he's not actually a human, he's still a male.
How could Fenghuang understand the implicit feelings of mortals, only to see Xiao He's face flushed, and there was a slight light flickering in his eyes, Feng Yu looked at him, and couldn't move his golden eyes halfway away——wanted to fuck him again.
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