818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

Chapter 32 Almighty is even good at teasing girls

On the way back, Xiao He finally felt a lot more relaxed. Feng Xi sat in the passenger seat and stared at him, with big characters shining brightly on his face - I, Yes, Da, Gong, Chen!

"You are you are..."

Xiao He turned the steering wheel and shook his head helplessly.

Little Phoenix approached happily, and Xiao He kissed him on the corner of his lips: "Driving, don't distract me."

Feng Xuan snorted, "It's your own distraction, it's none of my business."

Xiao He said blankly, "Why am I not distracted when you sit next to me?"

"..." Feng Xi retreated back and folded her arms and nestled quietly in the seat, her ears behind her hair were slightly red - but, damn it!

Breaking back a round, Xiao He was in a good mood.

For a long time after that, Feng Xie was very obedient, with a serious expression, as if he was about to take the sixth grade exam.Xiao He suddenly felt that maybe Feng Xie didn't know anything about love as he thought. He also had feelings, but he was not used to thinking deeply, so he seemed a little careless...

Xiao He's thoughts were confused for a while, and his movements of turning the steering wheel became less rigorous. He smiled bitterly in his heart - if he didn't think so much and see so clearly, maybe he would be very relaxed, and there are many things he didn't say Exiting is because I am afraid that if I think too much, the other party has not thought of it, and it will only cause trouble.

Or he can really see very clearly, and he won't be like... half-baked like now.

As he was thinking, the car drove through a sharp bend and went downhill, but when it was time to slow down, the car ran faster and faster. Xiao He felt something was wrong, and tried to step on the brake, as if he didn't.

All the expressions on his face froze in an instant, Xiao He began to step on the brakes hard, and the car rushed downhill as if out of control.Shocked, Xiao He stepped on it a few more times. The car didn't stop. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a turning truck in the distance, and watched his car speed up and crash into the other side.Xiao He couldn't help shouting: "Feng Yu!! My brakes don't work!"

"Why did the brakes fail?"

He pointed to the truck in front of him and said, "Xiao He, you are about to hit someone."

"I know, I'm just..."

Seeing the truck getting closer and closer, Xiao He's tongue was about to tie up. Except for those few fantasy incidents, this was the first time he was so close to death in the real world.

"The car can't stop!!!"

The bird who was so awkward and deliberately going against him last second disappeared in the car instantly, Xiao He felt that the car that was accelerating was picked up by an unknown force, the truck whizzed by, the car The four wheels idling crazily for a while at a distance from the ground before slowly stopping.

Feng Xie finally carried Xiao He's car and put it on the lawn by the side of the road. As soon as he opened the door, Xiao He jumped out, just in time for him to hug him.

Feng Xi smiled and patted the top of his head: "Okay, okay... I'm here, don't be afraid."

——Finally realized that we should go to him first when encountering danger.

Xiao He's heart was thumping and beating fast in his chest. Seeing that he was quite frightened, Feng Xuan simply hugged him in his arms like a child. The wide sleeves of the crane cloak spread like wings and covered Xiao He's back. Like an old hen guarding her cubs—just stretched out her two wings to flap them.

I don’t know if it’s a unique habit of birds, but when Feng Xi hugged Xiao He, he always wanted to tuck Xiao He under his wings and hide him—he did this when the other party was scared, and he also did the same when he thought the other party was cute. incomprehensible.

Xiao He buried his face in Feng Xie's arms, and the scorching temperature of the other party's body was transmitted through the material along with Feng Xie's breath, which made Xiao He feel a little more at ease: "...Thank you, I'm fine."

Feng Qi pointed at the car and said, "Why did this thing get out of control?"

"Brake failure..."

Xiao He lifted the hood of the car and took a closer look: "The brake line seems to have been cut, someone wants my life."

Feng Xuan walked around the car twice: "Why do you feel that you are more afraid of this thing than ghosts? Isn't this your mount?"

"Yes, but..."

"There is only one end for a disobedient mount."

He smiled nicely: "Slaughter and eat meat."

"...It's made of iron, there's no meat to eat." Xiao He thought silently, if the car had thoughts, it would shrink into a ball of fear upon hearing these words.

"Humph."

Xiao He sensed some ups and downs in Feng Yu's mood, and asked tentatively, "Are you angry?"

——It used to be, but then I couldn't get angry because of being molested.

Feng Xuan was embarrassed to say that, and deliberately said: "Hurry up. Xiao He, you are too weak. These days, if you are more powerful..."

You don't have to suffer such grievances, knowing that someone is going to hurt you and not pulling him out to get his skin cramped, it's not fun at all!

Xiao He was stunned after hearing this, and calmed down to reflect on himself carefully—this bird must have felt aggrieved by following him.

However, he seems to be relying too much on Feng Xie recently, Xiao He feels...if he leaves him now, he probably won't survive an hour—there are too many things that want his life, and now human beings are added.

It's okay for monsters, Feng Xie has never been soft-hearted, but for mortals, he has to worry about himself, and can only be aggrieved with him. For such a proud son of heaven, he can't bear it very much.

Xiao He felt very sorry, as helpless as a man caught between his wife and mother, but what else could he do, really let him go on a rampage and set fire to the court?That must not be possible, I can only try my best to appease Feng Xie.

Xiao He held Feng Xie's hand and slowly squeezed it: "Don't be angry, compared with your gods, mortals may not live so freely... But just leave this matter to me, I can solve it, I will try my best not to trouble you in the future."

Feng Xi frowned and poked his finger at him: "What are you talking about, quickly find out the person who harmed you."

——Leave the rest to him. Ordinary people cannot break the law, but he is not an ordinary person.

Xiao He thought silently, if he could find it and use you to explain it, the criminal would not have the word "criminal" written on his face, he would be very confused.

"Now I have some clues... The other party may be related to the people in the laboratory, and I can't ask one by one, I will startle the snake. There is no rush for this kind of thing."

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, by the time you get up in a hurry, you'll be killed by someone!"

Feng Xie was furious when he saw his appearance like this, he has always walked sideways in the Three Realms, when was he ever so restricted!If they don't bother others, they can burn incense to thank their ancestors, but someone is bothering him and trying to touch him, and what's even more annoying is that he doesn't know who the other party is!

If he finds out, he must be skinned!

Xiao He calmly stared at his impatient look, and waited until he cleared the sparks before he said: "There is another faster way, to find those people today, the family members of the patients...they have contacted the people who went through the formalities, maybe It's a clue."

"I'll find an opportunity to talk to them. If they don't cooperate, we can still make money...Call Uncle Wu first and ask him to pick us up...Where are you going!"

"Wait for me here!"

As Feng Xuan said, he turned around and took two steps, then turned around and grabbed Xiao He, holding luggage in his hand, and muttered quickly: "No, you can't be alone, you have to be with me."

Then Xiao He was picked up.

Xiao He was carried by Feng Xie and ran to several places - to be exact, he teleported to several places. He seemed to be looking for something, but Feng Xie's speed was too fast, even with the enchantment covering him, Xiao He was still caught I was so dizzy that I couldn't see anything clearly.

After doing this several times, Feng Qi finally stopped in front of a resident's house.

Xiao He poked his head out: "Where is this?"

"Patient's family."

"...Now is not the time to find them." They won't cooperate with you just after losing the lawsuit.

Feng Xie didn't speak and didn't knock on the door, he stood in front of the door and kicked the door open, someone was putting on shoes at the door, seeing Feng Xie was dumbfounded.

Feng Xi walked over murderously, pointed at him with a finger and asked, "Who did the donation procedures for you, and who instructed you to sue Xiao He?"

Including Xiao He, everyone present heard a clear voice in their minds, and it was even worse when the person who was facing Feng Yi felt a gust of wind blowing in his face, his mind went blank, and before he could speak, Feng Yi went on to say : "Lin Yuanyuan? A girl?"

After speaking, he took Xiao He away like a gust of wind. From appearance to departure, the whole process took less than 2 minutes.

Caught under his arm, Xiao He thought silently, this is the so-called soul search technique, and it is quite easy to use.Thinking again, it's a good thing he stepped out of someone's house with long legs, and didn't use teleportation, otherwise he would have to scare people out of trouble.

In fact, what Feng Qi just used was not the soul-searching technique, but a more overbearing and direct "oracle". As the name suggests, this spell is the order of the gods.

Just now, when Feng Xi pointed at that person's forehead, he selected the person to answer the question, and if he asked the question, as long as the answer reflected in the person's heart, Feng Xi could receive it in the sea of ​​consciousness, and all the people who subconsciously answered the question at that moment. The thoughts reflected can be received.

When a stronger god asks a weaker god, the other party has to respond, let alone a god who asks a mortal.

This person is actually quite lucky, because Feng Xie broke in suddenly, and he didn't have time to resist. If he hesitated when questioned by the oracle, he would be punished. Sometimes he lost his memory for a few days, and sometimes he had a headache for ten and a half days. Yue, as for the level difference between Feng Qi and that person just now, he will probably be asked directly as an idiot...

In this way, Feng Xi maintained the state of rampage, and within a few minutes, he finished the work that Xiao He had planned to complete for at least a month.

Teleporting back to the side of the car, Feng Xie was finally willing to put Xiao He on the ground, and as soon as he landed, Xiao He ran to the side to support the tree and vomited - Xiao He was a bit overwhelmed by the high-speed transfer of teleportation.

Feng Xie's mood improved a little after venting, and when Xiao He finished vomiting, he still felt disgusted with his weak body.

"Who is Lin Yuanyuan? She handled the donation procedures for that mortal family. As for the people who urged them to sue you, there are more people. They are their relatives and neighbors. Those who have asked for opinions seem to be trying to persuade them to sue you." .”

Xiao He figured it out as soon as he heard it. Those who are interested don't need to show up at all, they only need to incite a little, and they can achieve their goals.That person has seen through the thoughts of these people from the beginning, the fluky psychology of the patient's family members, the psychology of the crowd watching the excitement, and the psychology of relatives and neighbors standing and talking without back pain... Not showing up, contributed to this incident, and at the same time preserved it. Own.

"It's a pity that you didn't ask about the lawyer's background... I thought he was planning behind the scenes and would give them money, but I didn't expect that the other party didn't show up at all."

Xiao He was a little annoyed. Although he had a better brain, after all, he was relatively young and had little experience, so he had no experience.

"Who said I didn't ask, I can see everything related to today's events." Feng Xuan raised her chin arrogantly.

"The lawyer was hired by a mysterious person, but that person borrowed the name of the patient's friend to help them through voice transmission... phone calls from thousands of miles away. The money was put in a letter and placed in an iron box at the door of the house. , this family has never even seen that person's face."

Seeing his appearance, Feng Xi couldn't help reaching out and rubbing his head back and forth, the soft hair was much more cute than the two swirls on top of his head.

Xiao He looked dull after hearing this: "I dare to accept it... This is the legendary barefoot who is not afraid of wearing shoes."

"Let's start with that Lin Yuanyuan."

Xiao He frowned and thought for a while: "There is no one named Lin Yuanyuan in our laboratory, is it a girl?"

"Correct."

Xiao He pulled Feng Xie's troubled hand and held it: "This person hides deeper than I thought... Tomorrow I will call and ask if there is anyone named Lin Yuanyuan in the public welfare organization. As for the other party's defense lawyer , you can ask Brother Qu to look it up... I personally don't want to start with this person, lawyers are not easy to save money."

Feng Xie just laughed: "Really, it won't work if you use force."

Xiao He squinted at him: "Are you a bandit? We mortals don't like this."

Feng Xuan was so stared at by him that his heart felt hot, and he hugged Xiao He and walked to the car: "It's too cold outside."

Xiao He blinked his eyes in doubt, the city of S is not yet cold...

After getting into the car, Feng Yu pressed the car door and clicked the lock, and pulled Xiao He over to let him sit on his lap, leaning against him weakly: "Tossing around for a whole day is invisibility and transformation... I have consumed a lot of energy. big."

Xiao He consciously moved himself closer: "Then take a couple of breaths..."

He is quite comfortable with his status as a "Phoenix special power bank".

Feng Xi put his arms around his neck and pressed against Xiao He's lips, pecked and sucked a few times, then turned his head with a dejected expression: "Oh, no."

Xiao He was surprised: "Why not?"

Feng Qi supported his waist and unbuttoned Xiao He's buttons in a serious manner: "You have no atmosphere in your clothes."

"..."

Xiao He suddenly understood what kind of monster this bird wanted to be. Seeing how beautiful he is, the smile in his eyes is not hidden, no matter how he pretends to be, okay?

Xiao He pressed his hand expressionlessly: "This is... next to the main road, and this place is not remote."

Feng Yu pulled Xiao He's hand away and continued to untie his clothes: "Isn't there a car?"

Xiao He pressed it again: "...It's not good to have a car, people will see it."

"And my enchantment."

After Feng Xi finished speaking, she simply put Xiao He down on the back seat of the car, kissed his ear and said: "Xiao He, after that night, I found that using that method to absorb tourmaline beads is better than simply breathing. The absorption effect is much better..."

"..."

"I've been running around for you all day." The ending sound was not between Xiao He's chest.

"..."

"I'm so tired..." Feng Xi sucked one of Xiao He's nipples.

You are so fucking energetic when you are tired!

"The medicine from last time has not been used up yet."

"No drugs allowed!"

Shaking, Xiao He's body, stripped of most of it by him, angrily bit Feng Qi's beautiful face... He couldn't go on, and kissed: "Is the enchantment really okay!?"

"Hehe...Of course it's no problem."

Feng Xie hugged Xiao He and kissed him, deceiving himself, maybe after confirming the tourmaline bead with Ying Lin, he really couldn't do this or that with Xiao He. He should do this and that a few more times before confirming.

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