818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

The next day when he woke up feeling heavy, Xiao He shook hands and grabbed a handful of soft and smooth feathers. In order to save his spiritual power, the phoenix, which had long been transformed into its original form, lay on Xiao He's belly in an upright manner, dutifully being his stove.

However, Fenghuang crouched down with a big one that was wider than Xiao He, and felt that it was normal for his body to be heavy, and if it lasted longer, he would be in danger of dying.

Xiao He sat up, his face was paralyzed, and there was no movement on his face, but he had been sucked all night of spiritual power, and his face turned pale from the pain.He was not unaware of what happened last night. He felt his stomach was hard and his intestines were still inside.

Lifting Feng off his body seemed like a nightmare.

Feng Qi pretended to be a bird and lay motionless by the bed, slandering why this mortal was always staring at him, the doubts and guesses in his eyes were as real as they were, almost piercing him.How can a mortal be so sharp? Is it because he swallowed tourmaline beads and improved his physique?No, the tourmaline bead has infinite spiritual power, but mortals don’t know how to use it. If it wasn’t for the fluctuation of his soul last night that inadvertently pulled the tourmaline bead to resonate with him, these spiritual powers would remain in the body of a mortal forever like water in a sealed jar — cannot be used, nor can it dissipate.

"I always feel a little different. Is your injury almost healed?"

The lying posture is different when you are conscious and unconscious. The former can be controlled by yourself and you can adjust the posture beautifully, while the latter will only lie down into a boneless chicken.

Xiao He shook his head, stroked Feng Yu's body, lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

It wasn't until Xiao He's figure disappeared in the bedroom that Feng Xuan heaved a sigh of relief, the silver-gray nictitating membrane flashed, and he opened his eyes.

He stared at the door with a complex expression - he didn't feel wrong just now, this mortal really noticed it.But where is the stuff?He can't sense fluctuations in spiritual power, so why does it make him feel like he's awake?

Feng Xuan scratched the feathers with his paws, the colorful feathers were as smooth as forging.When Ying Lin came, he had to ask him if planting heaven, material and earth treasures in his body would improve his physique.

Xiao He held a box of milk in his mouth, and stood at the door holding the dew that he had just taken out of the refrigerator in one hand. He saw Fenghuang scratching his feathers by the roots, stood up and walked around, and turned around. The golden hyacinth eyes Just match him.

——is not a bird, but retains the habit of birds combing their feathers.

Xiao He thought silently.

Unlike him who was calm, Feng Xie was very embarrassed, and he retracted his claws stiffly - he was seen, once he started combing his feathers, he couldn't stop, it was indeed a bad habit that Feng Xie could not get rid of for tens of thousands of years.

"drink water?"

Xiao He asked this question, but without waiting for the other party's answer, he took the jade bowl to him and hugged Fenghuang into his arms smoothly, then squeezed his mouth around his neck, and poured water into it——during the period when he was in a coma , Xiao He feeds water like this.

Feng Xie was still not used to his defensive power being ineffective against this mortal, and when he regained his senses, he was held on his back by his chest and fed water from his mouth.As the clear dew slid into the mouth, Feng Xie was ashamed and angry, neither swallowing it nor not swallowing it.

"presumptuous!"

Xiao He stopped feeding the water, and was immediately pushed backward by a powerful phoenix thigh. The phoenix in his arms flew two meters away, standing on top of a tall cabinet and looking down at him.

Xiao He raised his head and looked at him with no expression on his face, in fact he was in a daze.He was still reminiscing about the clear and deep male voice he heard just now—it was clearly... a human voice.

It seems that this visitor from outer space not only understands human speech, but also speaks human language.

"You... can talk?"

Fenghuang proudly raised his chin: "Naturally. Mortal, I forgive your rudeness, but I will not condone you. If you do it again, I will be rude to you."

"..."

mortal?Well, there is still a certain gap between accepting that the other party is a divine bird in theory and actually seeing it.

Xiao He pointed to the jade bowl and said, "Your beak is too sharp, do you know how to drink from a bowl?"

"..."

Feng Xuan felt insulted at the same time, but at the same time felt that what he said was very reasonable. It was really inconvenient to drink water with the prototype.

Xiao He sensed Fenghuang's embarrassment, and said slowly, "Let me help you."

joke joke joke!Let a mortal feed himself water in that posture, he would rather die of thirst!

Feng Xie flew down from the cabinet and said coldly, "I'm not thirsty!"

Xiao He didn't care about the big bird's bad attitude, and thought more—he's recovering from his injury, is he going to leave?I stayed at my home all night because I couldn't fly out because the windows were closed.

Xiao He didn't want to let Fenghuang go. He still had a lot of things he wanted to study in depth, so he changed the topic without waiting for the other party to speak: "How about breakfast? I have sliced ​​bamboo roots and put them in the refrigerator."

He was eager in his heart, but his words were not rushed, and there was no trace of strangeness on his face, as if he was simply inviting him to have breakfast.

Fried-haired phoenix was touched by Shunmao, and his anger paused for a while, fluttering from the back of the sofa to the ground, a dazzling golden light flashed, his figure elongated, and phoenix transformed into a human form in front of Xiao He.

Xiao He was really dumbfounded this time, the man with his back turned to him was wearing a red dress, standing there with a long body, the long robe stretched to the ground.Gold and red are intertwined into patterns, and the edge of the sleeve robe has colorful textures, which are as dazzling and gorgeous as his feathers.

Feng Xie turned around, her black and smooth long hair drew an arc behind her, and one or two strands hung down on her chest.He was so beautiful that he didn't look like a real person, his face was seven parts indifferent and three parts smiling, he didn't bow his head when looking at himself, he only lowered his eyelashes slightly, his long and narrow phoenix eyes were majestic and coquettish: "Mortal, don't you eat, why are you in a daze."

It is clearly a statement with obvious racial tendencies, but Feng Xie said it with a smiling voice, and it is completely impossible to generate disgust...

Feng Xie didn't get the answer for a long time, and he suddenly realized it by himself, restrained the divine light on his body, and comforted Xiao He: "There is no need to be afraid."

As soon as the light disappeared, he really felt more relaxed, but Xiao He didn't heave a sigh of relief. He looked very calm, but he was actually in a daze again.He stared straight at Feng Xuan without blinking his eyes, Feng Feng was stared at inexplicably, his brows were almost frowning.

Xiao He said softly, "Give me a little time."

He has to stay calm.

Feng Xie didn't think about it, but raised the corners of her lips again: "Oh, it takes time for ordinary people to prepare meals, go quickly."

"The restaurant is over there, you go first."

Xiao He pointed in a direction and ran out of his bedroom, the words "how is it possible" swiped across the screen in his mind—yes, how is it possible, he accepts that there are mythical beasts or totems in the world, unknown creatures may just have not been discovered, rather than non-existence.Even so, it doesn't mean he accepts that birds can turn into people!

This is not in line with Darwin's theory of evolution!

What gene can make one creature instantly become another completely different creature?

Muscle stretching, bone deformation, weight gain and loss, not to mention how amazing the other party's illusioned appearance is, this simple deformation directly breaks the three truths of evolution theory of matter conservation, energy conservation, Xiao He really collapsed.

Fortunately, there is still a truth in Xiao He's life-seeing is believing, these happened in front of his eyes, he couldn't help but believe it.

I wanted to fry two eggs for dinner, but I was not sure if I would offend the person outside by doing so. They belonged to the Youyu clan, and if the same kind were served on the table, it would be inevitable that the rabbit would die and the fox would be sad. To be on the safe side, Xiao He decided to eat the beast this morning.

The ham is fried golden on both sides, and the freshly baked bread is spread with peanut butter and served on a plate.

When Xiao He arrived at the restaurant, Feng Xie was standing in front of a wall lamp, poking the frosted lampshade curiously, seeing him coming out, put his hands behind his back, and said with a smile: "The night pearl, which is so bright in the daytime, has no spiritual power, but also You can be regarded as a baby, you are very rich."

He heard the word rich from the little monster at the foot of Kunlun Mountain.

It's just a small light bulb that costs [-] yuan a piece. Sometimes it costs [-] to [-] bulbs a week to do experiments. It really can't be used to measure whether you have money.Xiao He didn't explain, and pushed the sliced ​​bamboo roots in front of him, avoiding the most important ones.

"Well, I'm quite rich." How can I support a private laboratory without money.

Feng Xie elegantly chewed a piece of bamboo root, smelled the fragrance at the end of his nose, couldn't help but look at Xiao He's plate, the pink and tender meat was covered with a thin layer of golden crispy shell, full of color and fragrance.

He asked, "What is this?"

Xiao He took a bite of the bread with a cold face: "Fried ham."

Having been friends with Ying Lin for tens of thousands of years, that big ice cube is more indifferent than Xiao He, and puts on a coffin face every day, Feng Xuan knows that some people's expressionless face is not to give people face, so take it calmly.

"Fried ham?"

You can't tell what it is from the name alone, but this mortal eats it with great relish.

Isn't the most delicious thing in the world bamboo?

Seeing his curious face, Xiao He hesitated and said, "Would you like to try it? I made two servings."

He hesitated because the Book of Mountains and Seas talked about the noble nature of Phoenix, and he hoped that the other party would not feel that Gao Jie's character was insulted by inviting him to eat pork.

Unexpectedly, Feng Xuan agreed, but only nodded slightly, arrogant and conceited.

Xiao He brought the ham in front of Feng Yu, and the latter took a tentative bite first, his posture so graceful that he couldn't see it.After chewing it a few more times, the phoenix's face immediately changed - it wasn't too bad, but too delicious. Compared with this thing, the bamboo he usually eats is simply spicy chicken.

why? !

Feng Xuan was shocked.

The Book of Mountains and Seas is right. When he was in Kunlun Mountains, he really only ate bamboo. That’s because only bamboo can be eaten all over the mountain!There are other spirit fruits, spirit spring wine fermented honey dew, and plenty of spirit energy, but they can’t bear the taste, and there is no sour, sweet, bitter, spicy. He has eaten the spirit fruit that has been "melting in the mouth" for tens of thousands of years with one tongue. Boring, he was too lazy to eat those things.

—he hasn’t eaten much since he was an adult.

Feng Xie has also tried eating other grasses or leaves, without exception, either the taste of spiritual power, or the bitterness, and only bamboo can make him grind his teeth...

Feng Xie didn't know that the environment on Kunlun Mountain was indeed very good, but that kind of good was not suitable for growing ordinary products, and what grew out were all spiritual fruits and vegetables, of course only the taste of spiritual power could be tasted.

Whether it is the fairy world or the god world, save the Dao and eliminate desires, be indifferent and peaceful, the world of immortals and gods is painless and painless, and naturally it is tasteless and joyless.

Xiao He noticed that Feng Yu's complexion was not good, so he asked, "Aren't you used to eating?"

The arrogance of being a god made Feng Xi unable to admit that the food in the mortal world is better than that in the god world. In his concept, mortal things are the lowest level, so he tried his best to control the expression on his face: "It's barely edible. But! You don't want to eat it." Pride, this thing has no spiritual power, and there are many impurities, eating too much is useless."

Take another bite.

The scientist had no idea what he was talking about. He was not so bored as to be proud of a piece of ham: "It's okay, don't force yourself if you are not used to it. There are a lot of bamboos, and there is still enough dew collected before. I'll go get them."

Feng Xuan hurriedly changed his words: "No need. I am a god, and I don't care about such impurities. Don't you mortals have a saying that when you go to the country, do as the Romans do, I will eat with you in the future."

Compared with the taste, this impurity really doesn't matter...

hateful!No wonder so many fairies and fairies want to miss the mortal world even if they break the rules of heaven. They used to think that they were stupid, but in fact it was him who was stupid.

Feng Qi felt that she had been deceived.

He even thought, he is an ancient god, and he is not in the same system as the immortal, so what if he doesn't return to the God Realm because of this piece of fried ham, as long as he wants, no one can control it.

Feng Xie calmly took another bite—really...delicious...

This thing is much better than bamboo for grinding teeth, but you can't eat too much, it's too embarrassing for mortals to see your true thoughts.

Xiao He was thinking about something else.The phrase "I will eat with you in the future", does he plan to stay here?

He thought so and asked, "Are you going to stay at my house?"

Feng Xie's face changed: "Are you driving me away?"

As an auspicious sign, Fenghuang has always been popular and has never been chased away. "I" is no longer "I".

Xiao He shook his head: "Of course not. As a mortal, how could I want to drive away the gods? If you stay, I will make some arrangements. Don't you want to live more comfortably?"

However, he is not an ordinary mortal, thinking to himself, the other party is obviously not from the same world as himself, and he doesn't want to leave. It is reasonable that he has not recovered from his injuries a few days ago, but now he has the ability to protect himself, so why?Xiao He lowered his head and took a sip of milk, his eyes sparkled - could it be that he has something he wants here?

It doesn't matter, he also has what he wants there.

Fenghuang didn't know people's cunning, and was finally calmed down by Xiao He's reassurance, but the episode just now made it difficult for him to move his chopsticks, and he was greedy again...

Xiao He was very considerate, and silently pushed the slice of bread covered with peanut butter: "Don't be angry, try this again?"

And before Feng Xuan opened his mouth, he promised: "I have money."

The author has something to say: Feng: I don’t eat, I don’t eat, I don’t eat!I want to control myself!I am a god, I want to have self-respect...

Xiao He: Eat it, I have money.

phoenix:……

Children from the mountains are more pitiful