818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

After Xiao He fainted, Feng Xie didn't stay in the hospital anymore, and jumped out of the window with Xiao He in his arms.

He touched the back of Xiao He's neck, there was a hole in the shape of a round hole, and the surrounding area was black.Feng Xuan secretly scolded Xiao He for being careless, he didn't even know he was poisoned, and he cared about other people's life and death.

As soon as he entered the house, Feng Qi locked the door and searched for a bathtub, but there was no bathtub in the fully modernized equipment that he wanted, which could be ignited and continuously heated underneath. He is likely to hang up halfway!

That's right, he was going to heal Xiao He with poison.

Although I haven't done it, I have seen it anyway.

Xiao He was moved around by Feng Qi, he opened his eyelids for a look in a daze, and then closed them again.

Feng Qi couldn't find the tub, so he stared at the pot in the kitchen. He picked up Xiao He who was unconscious, and put his hands on his collar to strip his clothes. There were two more outsiders in the house.

Two ghosts, one black and one white, holding chains in their hands.

Bai said: "I said it was too early, the person is not dead yet, so I have to wait."

Hei walked around Feng Qi, and circled around Xiao He twice: "Hurry up, hurry up, die soon, don't wait too long."

Bai's face was irritated: "Don't wait, just hook it up and go back to the business."

Feng Xie looked at the two of them coldly, and then looked at the black one coldly. He took out a hook of unknown material and was about to insert it into Xiao He Tianling's cover - he forgot to restrain the upper and lower windows, and let the two Dobby ran in.

When he is a dead phoenix? !

Feng Xie swung his arms and slapped the black one into the air, and raised his leg and kicked the white one into the wall. The ghost had no substance and was defenseless to withstand the attack of Feng Xie's fury. The two ghosts passed through like this. The wall of Xiao He's house flew far away, and I don't know where it went.

Feng Xi ignored them, supported Xiao He's back with one hand, and untied his clothes with the other.Even though this person was always in a hurry to hug and kiss, but it was the first time for Feng Xie to face Xiao He's naked body, so it was inevitable that he would be a little excited.

Ordinary people's clothes are really hard to untangle, Xiao He likes to wear so many, Feng Xuan just untied two layers, and Xiao He's clothes were torn off from his body as soon as he used force, especially for belts. I have never seen it before, I swiped my finger on the belt and broke it.

Feng Xie didn't care about pinching or touching Xiao He or eating tofu. This mortal's lips are black, black and white are coming to seduce him, so he has to hurry up.Silently reciting the mantra, the person in his arms shrunk little by little until it was as big as Feng Xie's palm before stopping.

Feng Yu filled the small pot that Xiao He usually used to stew milk with water, took out a small bottle from the Qiankun bag, dripped two drops of green liquid, and then threw the stripped miniature Xiao He into it.

This Feng didn't know how to use liquefied petroleum gas or an induction cooker, and with a flip of his palm, red flames sprang up. Feng Yi held the bottom of the pot with one hand, tilted it into the sofa, and started cooking Xiao He.

Of course, the two drops of green liquid added to the water were to prevent the water from boiling, otherwise the Xiao Heke in the pot would be cooked.

Feng Xie has a long spiritual life, and sometimes he has nothing to do. He can sit on the branch of a sycamore tree and stare at the sun in a daze for hundreds of years, so Feng Xie is quite patient about cooking Xiao He.

What's more, it's interesting to watch the mini version of Xiao He leaning softly against the side of the pot...

Feng Xi gently poked Xiao He's body with his fingers, and the naked young man dangled in the water like a tumbler.

After cooking for about half an hour, the black, white and impermanent ghosts climbed back to Xiao He's house again. The windows were still unrestricted, because Xiao He had already been targeted. Feng Xi had to let the two ghosts see him come back to life. Only then can they have an account to Hades.

Feng Xie was not afraid of offending anyone, but he was afraid of trouble, if he didn't handle it properly, he would start a fight... that would be bad, as rumors spread that he was bullying children.

This time, Black and White Wuchang finally noticed the golden light coming out of Feng Xie's body. The two ghosts did not dare to go forward, bowed to each other tacitly, and read the same lines tacitly: "The villain has eyes but does not know Mount Tai, offends the God, please tell me God, what advice do you have?"

They didn't ask Feng Xi's name, and according to their current identities, they are not qualified to know the origin of Shangshen.

Feng Qi was also not interested in introducing himself, so he yawned: "I'll protect this mortal."

Black and white impermanence looked at each other, Yama did not tell them how to deal with this situation.

Bai Wuchang was more irritable than Hei Wuchang, and replied forcefully: "God, this is against the rules, the King of Hades wants someone, and if we can't bring him back, we won't be able to do business."

Feng Xuan gently stroked Xiao He's hair with his fingers, and wiped off the water droplets on his face.Xiao He's face was pink and tender from the steam, and his two thin eyebrows were tightly wrinkled. Although his expression was painful, his complexion was much prettier than before.

"Can't you tell if he's dead or not?"

"..."

It seems that he is not dead, but I want to know why he is not dead, Xiao He is clearly dead in the book of life and death!Impermanence of Black and White almost kneels down to him!Who the hell is this High God? Why does he look worse than the King of Hades in the Ten Temples!The moment they were slapped (kicked) just now, even though the other party didn't use all their strength, it still made them vomit their souls for three liters!

"Okay, okay, I won't make things difficult for you. It's not difficult if you want to do business. There is one hanging by the door. I planned to keep it for fun. If you want it, you can use it to make up the number."

Feng Xie glanced sideways at the two ghosts: "That's a thousand-year-old female ghost, full of resentment, and causing harm to the world. It's your fault for letting this kind of thing stay in the mortal world."

Hei Wuchang took a sneak look at Bai Wuchang, who went directly to the door to check the authenticity, and when he came back, his attitude was no longer rigid, and he bowed deeply to Feng Xuan: "Thank you God, this female ghost is responsible for the previous Hei Wuchang, the underworld There has been a change of term, and it has been less than 500 years since the two of us took office, so it is a merit to be able to catch this ghost."

At that time, he can be promoted directly, without having to do this kind of drudgery of catching ghosts.

Xiao He in the pot couldn't sit still, and fell into the water with a thud. Feng Jue hurriedly picked him up, and then gently pinched his nose with his fingers - he is getting smaller now, Feng Jue needs to pay more attention In order not to pinch him to death.

Without looking at the two ghosts again, Feng Xi just waved his hands impatiently: "Okay, okay, I'm not interested in knowing about your underworld, so hurry up and leave."

Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang's expression was still dissatisfied, and he immediately said: "The villain will leave."

Then he grabbed Bai Wuchang and left.

——Bai Wuchang is so smart, even a thousand-year-old female ghost can be caught by him as a toy. The two of them have been in office for more than 300 years, and it is not a matter of seconds before this one is crushed to death?At that time, don't worry about whether you can complete the errand, whether you can save your life, it's another matter.

Even if they really died in the line of duty, the king of Hades would not care about them. There are too many ghosts in the underworld, and there are too many monks.

After the two uninvited guests left, Feng Xie held the milk pot in her arms, and supported Xiao He with two fingers to make him sit more stably.

... Alas, it is so easy for a mortal to die, easier than he imagined.

The fire of the Phoenix is ​​different from the ordinary fire. It has the effect of eliminating filth, and the two drops of green liquid have the effect of detoxification. The monster is not something that can be used for climate. Xiao He boiled it in the pot for a while, and then it dispersed. Part of the toxin, opened his eyes.

When he opened his eyes, he found himself sitting in a smoky place, naked in the water, surrounded by green liquid.Xiao He turned his head in confusion, and met a pair of golden... big eyes.

"Yo, wake up."

"..."

Feng Xuan turned down the fire in his palm a little, and when he didn't see Xiao He's reaction, he moved his face closer: "Why don't you speak? The poison is almost cured."

"Feng... 琷?"

After Xiao He became smaller, his voice was also soft. After recognizing who the owner of those two big eyeballs was, he was silently shocked—how did he become so big! !And don't lean any further! !

Afterwards, Xiao He discovered that it was not Feng Xi who had grown bigger, but himself who had become smaller. Xiao He swam around in the pot twice, and found that the green liquid soaked around him smelled good, so he hesitated and asked, "Are you saving the pot?" I?"

Feng Xuan deliberately said: "No, I will cook you and eat you."

"..." Childish, he's not two years old, so he won't be afraid, okay?

Xiao He looked up at Feng Qi: "But what did you do to make me smaller... It's strange to see you like this."

What a big one!I just don't want to talk to him.

"You don't have a tub in your house to put a fire on, that's all there is to it."

"Then can I go out now?"

Feng Xuan stretched out a finger and lightly poked his forehead: "No, it needs to soak for three hours, and the time is only halfway through."

Xiao He didn't say anything else, he leaned on the edge of the pot and looked out, recognized what he was in, and silently decided to buy a new milk pot tomorrow...

"By the way, there is one thing I must tell you."

"What's the matter?"

Xiao He frowned and looked up at Feng Qi: "Do you still remember that monster in the hospital? I always thought it was a bit strange."

A disgusted look appeared on Feng Xie's face: "Of course it's strange to look like that."

"It's not about appearance. Its predation behavior was very unskilled when it attacked me. You are not familiar with this world. In fact, its mouthparts are very similar to a kind of eel. The mouthparts in the middle are probably used to absorb blood or essence , but in addition, it has two front legs that are as sharp as an axe, and when attacking me and my assistants, they always use ramming methods."

After Xiao He finished speaking, he stared closely at Feng Xie. The latter vaguely felt that he got something, but he couldn't get it completely, and felt uncomfortable.

"go on."

"I can only guess two possibilities. One is that this creature is still in the nymph stage and has not yet learned to prey. The second possibility is... this monster, who is feeding it, it is used to prey that will not resist, It has even lost its predation instinct."

After Xiao He finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, so he asked Feng Qi: "What's the use of raising monsters?"

Feng Xie's beautiful golden eyes narrowed slightly: "I also want to know, what's the use of raising such an ugly thing. Is this your intuition?"

Xiao He said indifferently: "I never rely on my intuition to judge right from wrong. This is called reasoning. No matter which possibility is too scary, there are often nests around the larvae. As for the second possibility... I think the people who raise them don't just want to Sell ​​these things for money."

Feng Xi fell into deep thought.

Xiao He hung himself on the side of the pot and looked down, and saw a cluster of red flames rushing up from the bottom, but he was not burned to death by sticking to the metal pot wall.He curiously reached out his hand to touch those little flames, but Feng Xie pinched his little arm.

"Want to die?!"

Xiao He no longer tried to kill himself, but just lowered his head and stared at his palm: "Is it hot?"

Fenghuang touched his hair with crooked eyebrows: "I can't burn it."

Also, his feathers burn brighter and brighter.

"Speaking of..."

Xiao He raised his head suddenly: "Can you give me one of your feathers?"

I have always wanted to grind it into powder and study the ingredients.

The author has something to say: Feng [the heart is surging] [this mortal wants a feather from me...]: ...

Xiao He: Why do you have such a strange expression?

Feng: Cough, I'm fine!